This Hurts.
Please let Jesus be a Flowbee in the hands of Rojo Caliente, because those pieces of ginger polyester in Cynthia Nixon's hair are making me want to switch religions. Those kids behind Mrs. Rojo are trying not to laugh out loud, because they know if they do a Home Depot will drop on top of them. That is also why I'm trying to be as nice as possible to Mrs. Rojo, but it's the most difficult thing I've ever done (hit me with a "dramatic faggotry" stamp) in my life!!!!!
Why did Cynthia have to leave her hotel looking she was just rejected from a casting call for The Real Housewives of Orange County? That vein on her forehead is trying to pop itself so it can bleed all over that low-budget clip-on mess. Hopefully, Rojo's love volcano will eat those extensions up when Cynthia is kissing on it later tonight. That shit needs to be sacrificed.
On a positive note, at least the giant black cloud (aka the reviews for SATC2) hovering over My Little Pony Parker's head took a little attention off of Cynthia's tragic situation.
Here's more pictures from today's Sixty and the City 2 premiere in London.
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Looks like a black hole farted on her head. But even that can't distract you from the fact that she looks like the cryptkeeper these days.
~Jwood
SJP does look awful - way older than she should.
Eat some food, dear, your body, skin and face will thank you.
this just goes to show that being TOO thin makes you look even older - and what's next for these women, a sequel about their hot flashes?
First off, anyone that has NEVER seen an episode of the show or either movie ... should just STFU because you have NO reason to judge them!
Secondly, these women look pretty damn good for their ages. They've been playing these character since the late 90's ... of course they are going to age on screen! And FYI, most people that have been watching them for all these years , have also aged, so they're not as judgemental as some of you douches. They dont expect them to look 30! It's a continuing story line and NO one expects them to appear younger than they are. They are aging in the movie just as they are in real life. The last movie was a huge success, so that goes to show how popular and well liked these ladies are ... if you're not a fan, then just fuck off and turn the other way.
S&TC2 was hilarious.
Pony Parker is not aging well. She looks beat down. With the exception of Kristin Davis, who overall looks quite hot here, these women depress me and I will not be paying $$ to see their ridic movie.
I'm glad to see that the smoke monster from Lost found new employment IN THIS ECONOMY.
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I love SJP but that bitch stole my doona.
Kritisn Davis is smart to cover those cankles for a change!
Why Cynthia? WHY?!
SJP looks botoxed to imperfection, but her dress takes attention away from the facial fuckery.
Kim looks under-botoxed, or is that on purpose?
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Has anyone ever seen Kristen Davis' legs?
They could give Hillary Clinton's a run for their money.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I am so sick of these old hags.
I'm an old hag myself, but I don't dress like a 12-year old hooker.
I'm also not whining and complaining about "guys" all the time.
Christ, I'd say get a life, you ancient bitches, but it's probably too late!
Don't they realize that they are jokes to most everyone but 50-year-old women who are kidding themselves they look thirty and gays?
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When will SJP ever learn to not go out without gloves on those paws of hers. Yuck! How come celebs don't get botox on their hands?
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sweet bleedin' jeebus ! that sarah J is one ugly woman !! why must you show me this during my dinner ?!
Who in the hell goes to see this shit? I can proudly say I have never see one episode of the show or either movie.
Sarah Jessica Parker as the lead? Puh-leeze! I'd rather go horseback riding!
SJP looked cute 20 years ago..Now she looks like a horse faced middle aged hag..She looks beat. The other women look older. Even popular Cynthia Nixon, who I think looks good, but a little haggard. Milk it while you can, I guess.
Im so sick of hearing about these broads already!
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I feel pretty confident in saying that "hat" is really concentrated desperation escaping from her as a noxious cloud.
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Kristin Davis is the only attractive one out of the group. Seriously, aren't they too old to keep making these movies?
I love thin just like any other body obsessed idiotic female, but I must say I think they would all look much better with at least a 10 lb weight gain each. They are all haggard & drawn out in the face.
Ouchie! Those photos of Sarah Jessica really make her look fatigued. Maybe it's just the angle; the other photos from a few days ago look good.
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OMG SJP needs to have lunch with joan rivers and jocelyn wildenstein and get some serious referrals to a surgeon STAT You can all make fun of Joan and others who have had surgery and more surgery but its better to look like a shiny candle than a geriatric horse.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
I still love SJP but she isn't aging well at all. Unlike Kirsten Davis who looks better than ever.
Oh yeah,Cynthia Nixon is actually a natural blond, weird not that many people can say that.
I'm sorry, but SJP is just FUG. No amount of hair and makeup will help her look any better. Hang it up already.
BTW, I'm leaving in a few to watch this celluloid turd, only because it's my beloved sister's b-day and this is what she wanted to do. Pray for me.
Where are the twins? SJP had another woman have her kids, they popped out never to be seen again. Why is that ok only because she plays Carrie Bradshaw on a now cancelled show?
i think that's a very nice color of dress on cynthia nixon but i think the red hair suits her better...and sjp really looks ghastly...really, the hottest bitches here are that shovel faced chick and the dude with ears, both of whom are standing behind cynthia in the main picture...
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SJP looks AWFUL! Damn.
How weird...the two I used to love the most (SJP & Kim Cattrall) are the ones I like the least now and now I like Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis the most. SJP is sooo overrated and Kim Cattrall's character is no longer intriguing.
SJP proved that she ain't the fashionista she used to be with that mess on her head.
You guys are gonna hate me but I think this is the best I've ever seen Cynthia Nixon. I think she looks fantastic!
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Now I know why this movie will be a huge success. It's about 3 ugly middle aged chicks (and 1 pretty good looking on in Kristin Davis) who 25 year old boy toys are lining up to bone. Totally unrealistic; will play big with the white trash trailer park heifer demographic. I mean, really, look at SJP. She reminds me of the Cryptkeeper from "Tales From The Crypt"; 25 year old dudes would be sprinting in the opposite direction if they saw that walking down the street towards them. Scaaaarrrry...
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That's an awesome description, thanks ^_^
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TORGO!!!!!!!!!!! omfg that is my favorite MSTK of all times. So full of wrongness/goodness.
"Hey hey hey, you keep those Hands of Fate at 10 and 2 o'clock mister!"
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I just watched MST3K's Manos episode the other day. I forgot how eepy-cray but hilarious that mess is.
LOVE SJP's dress, but what's with the stain on Cynthia's dress near her whoo haa?
Forgive me if this has been said, but from what I've seen from these premiers, Kristin Davis has never looked better. She has such a lovely upper body (waist, shoulders, neck) - so graceful. And though I'm not typically a fan of very long hair on women over, uh, 15, she just has a beautiful mane. Great taste in dresses, too.
this movie is a true miss in my book...I can smell Kim Cattral's plastic face from here, SJP looks BEAT, Mrs. Rojo looks ridic, but the brunette one I forgot her name as usual is the prettiest....they need to give this franchise a rest...the first movie put me to sleep..this one looks like it will too! Bunch of middle aged hags discussing their perfect lives with their "horrible problems" like which designer store should they go to, and as far as real life and real women this crew cast and story does not even come close to reality...not by miles...
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 4:27pm.
Those extensions look absolutely<\strong> ridiculous. Worse than Britney's and that's saying a long. If she wanted a longer look she should have opted for a good front-lace wig.
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That line made me shit my pants! Classic!
My little pony's headdress is blocking the Cheesecake Factory hostess and her friend the fortune teller....WTF?
I can't believe what I am saying but Kristin Davis looks the best of these hags.....SJP needs to stop....she is not hip, or stylish...just fugly.
I think Kim Cattrall and Kristen Davis look lovely. I love SJP and the fact that her red carpet outfits are never boring, but she is looking pretty rough lately. I agree with whoever said she needs to gain a few pounds to help soften her face. Not feeling Cynthia's hair.
God, they all look so OLD. Mutton dressed as lamb, anyone.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
SJP looks fucking awful - she is like Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Garner and Renee Zellweger. Ugly in the face so they had better stay thin.
Cynthia needs a de-weaving
Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 4:09pm.
I think this is one of the best Cynthia has ever looked! Usually her hair just never seems right yet when she was a child I LOVED her long straight hair with a passion!
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So I had to look her up on imdb to see what she was in as a kid, and I just saw that she was the little maid that Salieri hired to spy on Mozart in "Amadeus"! weird
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The head is the best part
My head cut, my woodcut
Even though I know CN's a natural blonde, the red hair compliments her so much better...
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Those extensions look absolutely<\strong> ridiculous. Worse than Britney's and that's saying a long. If she wanted a longer look she should have opted for a good front-lace wig.
I think she looks great. They all do with the exception of SJP. She has Paltrow Syndrome- always, always, ALWAYS looks like she's trying too hard.
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What is that black thing on the horse's head?
I think this is one of the best Cynthia has ever looked! Usually her hair just never seems right yet when she was a child I LOVED her long straight hair with a passion!