Alicia Keys Is Knocked Up And Engaged

Also his hat looks like one of those cheap plastic ones they sell on the subway on New Year's Eve, he must have covered the "Happy 2010" in black sharpie before he put it on.

All in all, very klassy.

I CANNOT take seriously an adult who gives himself the name Swizz Beatz. It's just a stupid fake ass name. Even if it means something ( and I don't care if it does), it's dumb.

OK, and "Mashonda"? Really? *Really*? Anyone else thinking of Napoleon Dynamite's brother's girlfriend LaFawnduh? No bueno.

Nothing says "I am uneducated and ignorant" like a stupid name you've given yourself.

Adultery is never justifiable. I don't care if the wife started being a b*tch or the husband stopped caring, or you "fell out of love" or "grew apart" or whatever lame excuse you can conjure up. Infidelity is infidelity and a marriage is sacred and FOREVER. Life isn't easy, I don't know why people will work daily on their careers and think marriages are just on autopilot--everything in life takes effort! Both of them are home wreckers and I have 0 respect for them.

wow, I love her music, but personally what a brass plated bitch move. Great news for her, but the rest of us won't look at her the same way. What a bitch, and a homewrecker. I have no respect for any mistress, even if the husband makes an honest woman out of them, they're still deliberately going behind another womans back, welcome to dirtbag material.

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 10:42am.

Submitted by JudyT on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 7:56am.

Just to be a devil's advocate, do you actually think gay couples won't do the exact same cheating/mudslinging/fuckery that straight ones won't?

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Yes, but a lot of right-wingers and Republicans like to say they want to protect marriage by not allowing gays to marry. What are they protecting? Heterosexuals have done a good job destroying the institution of marriage themselves, so why deny it to gays?

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 05/27/2010 - 10:40pm.

Bradiful Bitch, you called him Twizzler... hahahahahaha! That's some funny shit.

Carry on.

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Wasn't she a lesbian? This is some Chasing Amy shit.
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Submitted by JewJewBean on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 2:53pm.
Here is an interesting little article from the same site that claims Alicia was never the sweet, innocent person Clive always made her out to be(they almost never are).
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Never for a second I believed that she was. I always laughed at her ghetto girl act that she used to appeal to black audiences.
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Cunt Plug: When you love something so much you must roll it up and shove it in your vagina. -Impertinent Vixen

I laughed so loud at "Alice the Goon," I almost got thrown out of the library (What? I read!)

ALWAYS thought this broad was over-rated.
Not bad, just strictly average.
As a singer and actress.
Turns out she's on some bullshit like the rest of us.
Like I said, strictly average.

And still, the beat goes on...

Here is an interesting little article from the same site that claims Alicia was never the sweet, innocent person Clive always made her out to be(they almost never are).

http://sandrarose.com/2008/09/alicia-keys-begs-swizz-beatz-to-save-her-c...

*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all

Damn this hoe is worse than Garielle Union. Gabrielle scandalous ass just fucked them , no babies. Does she think he'll do right by her? And he is not attractive at all.

Submitted by coca on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 12:27am.

It's a sad world when two beautiful women are fighting over an aardvark

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You're telling me. Homewreckers have made 2010 an embarrassing year for women.

I never would've guessed that Alicia would be one of them, but nothing really surprises me anymore. None the less I don't wish their relationship the best simply because it was based on deceit, that fact alone will automatically make their relationship fall apart.

That man is very creepy,as is the tone of Ma Sharonda's open letter.
Alicia Keys,a gayelle?

ubmitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 5:54am.
Now she can write a new snatch batch of songs for her next album release:

"Songs in the Key of Ho."
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LMAO!!!!

"Songs in the Key of F" ( fake)
-sample-

I'm too bland to be a gangsta
so I overcompensate for you
yo,big pimps call me boring
those hardcore rappers do,too

I can't be " down "
When a flygirl's around
She'll see right through me
Right through me
Speaking Ebonics and sounding moronic
Is the real key
Can't you see

{Pretentious ho is saying)
Gimme gimme cred, gimme cred,gimme gimme cred

And, this just further proves that celebrities are the ones that call the paps everywhere they go. When they were keeping their relationship all hush hush, you couldn't get a pic of them solo let alone together. But, now that they are shouting their union from the roof top, they are everywhere. GMAFB.

SIDE NOTE: http://sandrarose.com/2010/02/alicia-keys-doesnt-care-what-you-think/

I had no idea her skin was this bad. Isn't she a spokesperson for proactiv? LOL. And, when I went through my acne phase, I use to always say I wanted beautiful skin like Alicia Keys. SMH. These celebrities aren't perfect, flawless beings we sometimes like to make them out to be. They have a team of hair and makeup stylists to make them look HOT 24/7.

*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all

dayum, relationships that start when someone is already hooked up whether married or not are always doomed....sadness, but this one will be too, since he was married to someone else when he hooked up with the hotter more successful Alicia. Typical male...but still, you don't start something when someone is married to someone else...it never lasts...history shows that.

The only thing I know about this chick is that I don't like her music.

That open letter was some classy, deep shit. wow.

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

*sigh* Alicia is only doing what plenty of women like herself do once their boyfriend has finally dumped the wife---get knocked up with his baby in hopes that it will keep him. As we all know, that plan always work. *eye roll*

On another note, I hope that kid comes out looking 100% like her. But, if the kid ends up with a combination btwn her original nose and this bird's beak, it will look like one freak of nature.

*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all

Oh please Alicia is doing what whitney did years ago have a child with a less than appealing man to kill those Lesbian rumors ... i truly believe she is at least bi or gay... Not too many people are aware of this but I remember when she first came out and she got arrested for fighting with her girlfriend there was pictures and everything ... but clive davis SHUT THAT DOWN and they suddenly disappeared quickly the same way he protects whitney.....my 2 cents

KARMA

Submitted by JudyT on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 7:56am.
Just to be a devil's advocate, do you actually think gay couples won't do the exact same cheating/mudslinging/fuckery that straight ones won't?

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by Mawy on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 9:32am.
I'm so disappointed in Alicia. I used to love her. I thought she was down to earth and cool (except for the whole fake ghetto accent thing that she does when she's on BET or Hot 97-ew). I lost all respect for her. Since I'm super immature, let's all laugh at this picture of her bad skin!

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fnp_bfo_0028085...

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Ugh, I hate it when people do those fake accents. And MAN, that is some bad skin. This kid is going to have to fight his/her genetic "gifts"--with that HUGE nose, and the acne, the cankles, and the unfortunate boobs, etc. Seriously, is this skinny rat a catch? She couldn't have done any better than this?

I don't have any feelings about AK for being a "homewrecker," but she should know that there's basically a 90% chance this guy's going to cheat on her, and possibly leave her as well.

AK's music is pleasant enough but boring as hell and I don't know if she's ever come out with a single song that was catchy.

Michael K, I love you SO much! Shelley Long jumping rock to rock has been in my head fuzzy all my adult life...
Netflix, move to top of queue, pace the floor until it arrives.

All I have to say is If he cheats with ya he will cheat on yeah. Karma always comes back to knock a bitch out!

~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-

yeah, Alicia has some gnarly cankles there. ick.

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Once my lover, now my friend....what a cruel thing to pretend
What a cunning way to condescend
Once my lover, now my friend
-Fiona Apple "Shadowboxer"

LMAO @ KD Yeah those cankles were an eyesore for me too. They look all mottled from wearing sports sox too long with a hint of cellulite.

How many shitty "rappers" are there? This guy looks like a fucking oil slick.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 7:04am.
From the looks of the dress and the cankles, I'd say she's about 19 months along.

LOL you besh.. made me spit out my coffee...

that kid will not get AK perfect post surgery nose
look and behold
http://news.makemeheal.com/images/alicia-keys-nose-job.jpg

"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma

"(except for the whole fake ghetto accent thing that she does when she's on BET or Hot 97-ew"

HA HA. I say that to my cousin, who loves Alicia Keyes, all the time. Bitch grew up in manhattan and was a musician. Her attempts at being hardcore are fake as hell.

BTW, what about a guy with three children with three different women is appealing? Alicia, this man will make you his fourth baby mama! You couldn't find anyone else? Sheesh.

Yay now maybe my little brother's douchebag roommate will stop obsessing over her and how she's going to have his babies one day.

I'm so disappointed in Alicia. I used to love her. I thought she was down to earth and cool (except for the whole fake ghetto accent thing that she does when she's on BET or Hot 97-ew). I lost all respect for her. Since I'm super immature, let's all laugh at this picture of her bad skin!

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fnp_bfo_0028085...
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Boo bitch, boo! Boo! Boo!

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i thought AK was above all this shit but girl showed her true colors. Still like her as an artist, but as a human being...not so much.

Mashonda could've went for the jugular but kept it classy. Does anyone know what AK tweeted that set her off?

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Submitted by JudyT on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 7:56am.

He looks like he should be on the "No Fly" list. Somebody check his shoes. But seriously the next time the anti-same sex marriage folks start sprouting off on the sanctity of marriage between a man and woman only, show them this picture.
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Just go ahead & make them the poster kids for the "sanctity of marriage between a man and woman only"...that should make anyone shut up. :)

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If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. ~

It doesn't matter what I think or anything and no, even re-reading that letter, I still don't care.
I am not impressed with the lot of them, so big woo, the ex put her business out there with an extra shot of victim thrown in, Alicia is now a heaux or has been, not really sure about her past, and I have never heard of Twizzler.
It's par for the course, all of it. No wins, no losses.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

All I can tell the Keys woman ~ whose plain vanilla music is boring as all hell ~ is to watch out here in a little while when the Swizz Beatz eye starts a-wandering which it will.

Submitted by JudyT on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 7:56am.
He looks like he should be on the "No Fly" list. Somebody check his shoes.

LMAO!

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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"

nothing to add that hasn`t already been said... just that I like AK`s music, but the lyrics have always been pretty cliched, and it`s obvious now that she didn`t really mean them.. I`m glad Mashonda wrote that letter, since AK wasn`t responding to the letters she had sent privately. girl needed some closure.

also agreed, the countdown to swizz beatz cheating starts now!! although he might wait till after they`re married.

Hope the kid gets her nose.

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"Here comes the fiesta, bitch!"

He looks like he should be on the "No Fly" list. Somebody check his shoes. But seriously the next time the anti-same sex marriage folks start sprouting off on the sanctity of marriage between a man and woman only, show them this picture.

Yikes, he looks like something that scurried out from the back of some garbage cans.

Where is his chin? With her 5 head and his mia chin the baby has a lot to over come

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

Wow, I thought AK was wise to this sort of man. Guess this says a lot about her character doesn't it? All I can say is: When a relationship starts out in lies and betrayal to another, it usually ends the same way. Karma's a bigger bitch than you might think sweetie.

I always thought she had a case of the gheys?

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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.

Alicia is an idiot, but the real "home wrecker" here is HIM because he commited to a woman, had a child with her then chose to fuck it up and be with another woman (surprise...more famous!). Another case of a man with zero integrity. I think marriage in western culture as just about run it's course, not many people take it seriously. A temporary result of their fuck-fun. What is the point of making a sacred vow and then shitting on it? Makes me sick. No, I'm not bitter....

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 5:54am.
Now she can write a new snatch batch of songs for her next album release:

"Songs in the Key of Ho."

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ROFLMAO!!

Alicia Keys was my main girl crush...so I'm a little sad now that she's taken!

I hope this dude can change but cheaters usually don't.

Looks like Alicia snagged herself a Rolling Stone, everywhere he went he emptied his sac, the left a little rock at each home.

Guy is a serial impregnator.

Sorry, Alicia, Not sure if this a smart "catch".

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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz

Quote from my mom:

If they're willing to cheat with you, they'll eventually cheat on you. Dude looks like he could be her brother.