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Milan Stankovic, Serbia's singing ambassador for Eurovision 2010!

Eurovision, where fuckery and glitter collide under a disco ball spun by bi-sexual faeries wearing gold lame, ends tonight and Serbia's own Milan Stankovic will be there shooting the sequins out of his candy-glazed hole to the song "Ovo Je Balkan."

They tell me Milan is Serbian, but he looks more like a space unicorn from Planet Tokyo. And that hair is what Justin Bieber's helmet of dreams would look like if it ran away from home, got caught up in the glow stick mafia and spent its nights rolling on Ecstasy while sucking on a necklace made of Jolly Ranchers.

Below is Milan and his chorus of sparkly gaylets performing during the semi-finals. My nipples haven't blinked this much since I watched Aqua's Barbie Girl video for the first time.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 7:40am.

OMG, that IS Maria Sharapova!

Security!

And yes, Eurovision is audible fuckery of an epic scale!!

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Submitted by anadadiciu on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 7:05am.

I like Milan Stankovic, although I didn' like him at first. Loved the song.

I always watch Eurovision with my familly, even though it has a lot of bad music. You have to be european to understand the event, witch is not just about the music. Every country tries to put a little bit of its culture on stage, that's why it always seems like such a kitch and the songs are never something that would be played on the radio.

Submitted by chocopuffs on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 7:54pm.

YES PEOPLE I"M TIRED OF YOU TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ELLEN DEGENERES SINGING AT THE EUROVISION, wait I'm sorry this is not Ellen DeGeneres, is Milan Stankovic a citizen from lovely Country called Serbia , this not a rant i just love Unicorns

Submitted by Serafina on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 1:54pm.

Eurovision, how I love thee. And France was robbed.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 1:30am.

He's as gay as an ipod full of showtunes.

Submitted by not shocked on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 11:40pm.

What about the Katy Perry 80's Prom Barbie Twins?

Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 12:52pm.

Submitted by poordavid on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:34am.

Hewwo!!!! :) Hope your having a fantastic memorial day weekend!!

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Submitted by Seka on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 10:16am.

Damn, I'm from Serbia and I find this funny, if
I didn't laugh at him, I would've cried. Do I smell "Lesbians who look like Milan S." thing coming? ;)

Submitted by ruta on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 9:11am.

I thought Stanky was a lesbian, or a German lady.

Submitted by yucko on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:53am.

Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:38am.
Holy shit. It's Maria Sharapova with bangs.
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He actually does kind of look like a lesbian version of a Western European model that gained 20 post-career pounds.

I actually don't mind the background music. It could have been fun in a totally different genre of music, like gypsy punk or something. But the singing ruins it. Truthfully, though, I was expecting this to be so much worse.

Submitted by poordavid on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 7:34am.

Submitted by s_markovic86 on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 10:46pm.

"...anywho that brings me to my point (damn finally, yes I am a verbose lawyer, who'd have thunk)..."

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Submitted by s_markovic86 on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 10:46pm.
UM Hi this is Dlisted I guess this is your first time here welcome. Thats what we do here we make fun of other people, we snark, we have fun, we dont discriminate against who we do it to, everyone is equal on dlisted. At the end of the day no one is overly serious we all get a good laugh and shut down our computers and go to bed. You obviously take yourself way to seriously and need to get the fuck over it. If you dont like what is said here and this everyone is so ignorant then click the little X in the corner of your screen and dont come back! Have a beautiful day!
PS Your gross overuse of the capslock key was atrocious!

Submitted by Emma G on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 5:44am.

Is it the adderall or does that look like one of the Nelson twins?

Submitted by Philip Traum on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 3:23am.

I'm just glad the drip drop shit didn't win.

Submitted by Romy on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 3:00am.

It sounds like he's singing some kind of Panjabi song, completely unaware there's a tacky dance beat going on. If there's a soundtrack to Hell (my hell at least) it's probably a random selection of Eurovision songs.

Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:38am.

Holy shit. It's Maria Sharapova with bangs.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:24am.

Submitted by s_markovic86 on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 9:47pm.
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Umm....I just said he sings flat.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 05/30/2010 - 2:11am.

The moment I saw him perform I knew that he was MK material!

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Submitted by s_markovic86 on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 10:50pm.

P.S. It's nice to hear some younger version of zdravko colic still exists and that such a younger artist still embraces Roma gypsy music and culture as part of the Serbian culture as a whole, it's about time they got some modicum of recognition as being a part of the fabric of Serbian etno-culture...ziveli!

Submitted by s_markovic86 on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 10:46pm.

@schlumpfgruen: I'm not drunk...but I am tired...I can't stand raging against an "unnamed generation" whose veneration comes clothed in insult...where did "respect" go....hell I have it tattooed on my hip but can't place a finger on anyone who still values it, except for myself....guess what I was trying to "unintelligently RANT" about is this (once again I may advise you to check your "wealth" of "knowledge" about any wordly issues and MY OWN INTELLIGENCE and sobriety at the door):

This man has done NOTHING WRONG...once again it is because of this that I must ask why all of you are so fit to judge him?

I am straight...no one has EVER questioned me abt my sexuality...I have worked at gay and straight bars alike (gay bars preferred since they are the only group of people who seems to know how to tip)...damn did I just form my own stereotype?

Consider my "cute" little rant to be an educational one, and a public service announcement at that...hopefully I may appeal to LOGIC...which most of you lack, not to seem condescending in a conventional sense, since I don't seem to be downplaying any of your intellectual abilities worth any praise in any forum....anywho that brings me to my point (damn finally, yes I am a verbose lawyer, who'd have thunk)....

Think before you speak, but more importantly, think before you judge....meaning let's think about the collective body of information regarding this gentleman, which any of you blog-addicted nobodies probably has little to show for...I don't know anything about this man....and I'm assuming most of you do not either....herein lies my dilemma....JUDGE or LET BE?

Why not avoid drama, injury, deflated egos, and emotional hurt? Let the kid be....let him rock his incredible high-tops (bitch you know you looked em up) and his "bieber-esque" crop top...let him rock his better than bieber voice and let him rep his country!! It's like calling Bieber a fag or telling willie nelson long hair aint american....get over yourselves and your negative opinions....what happened to the phrase your momma shoulda taught you: "If you don't have anything nice to say, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Submitted by schlumpfgruen on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 10:27pm.

@s_markovic

I don't really get your rant, dlisted is very gay-friendly run by a true prime gay slut and over here (on dlisted) no one gives a shit about who likes willies and who likes vadges.

The fact stands that Mr. Serbia looks ridiculous in his get up and that's how his people intended it.

But I think your rant was adorable and you're bviously drunk, so if there was any way to send you a nice greasy Big Mac I totally would.^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RODg5ZlPct4

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Submitted by s_markovic86 on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 9:47pm.

If only there was a legitimate forum for anyone in Europe or anywhere else to disseminate their creative views...what would such a forum encompass? Tolerance: has no one seen a gay man seriously???; Open-mindedness: has no one forgot the feeling of alienation? (what abt all of those people whether legal aliens, illegal aliens, world citizens, what the FUCK is the DIFFERENCE!?! answer me that you fuckin know it alls); what about worldly educational and conductive knowledge and study...why has everything reverted to "caveman and neanderthal study"/ namely this is of "THIS CATEGORY" and this is of "THAT CATEGORY?" Have we not had enough of stereotypes and the perpetuation of ruinous classifications, created through discriminatory enforcement of otherwise equitable norms and mores? Where has everyone's common sense gone?

We are all living, breathing, and lord willing, healthy HUMAN BEINGS...why is it that because our hair is "different," or our clothing is "different," or our preferences are "different" that everyone automatically falls into a classification? what happened to people being citizens of ONE WORLD? Needing everyone's help...everyone's support....let's get over this one dimensional-ALL-AMERICAN view...b/c let's face it....GAYS? WE GOT THEM!!! (news flash to you stupid bigot idiots) DIVERSE NATIONALITIES? ABUNDANCY BITCH! (don't count on them dissappearing)...and reliance on CONSTITUTIONAL PRINCIPLES (equal treatment of others regardless of nationality OR sexual preference)...so for all you UNEDUCATED BIGOT IDIOTS...pick up a book...learn the laws that govern your "free speech," and, FRANKLY, keep your bigoted and unsolicited HATEFUL comments to yourself....until you completely recognize the consequences for such speech.

And speaking from knowledge, regardless of what sexual preference this man so chooses to ASSOCIATE himself with (mind you your constitutional freedom of association allows you many of the freedoms you so wish to revoke from this man), he is representing the rich culture of his country, (one which has been secluded and punished by the USA for the mere crime of PROTECTING ITS BORDERS, which is a role we hold in high regard and reserve as an EXCLUSIVE RIGHT of the FEDERAL GOVT as per the US Constitution), contradictory much?

Word to heed: if you are ignorant, as many of you are, RESEARCH, RESEARCH, RESEARCH....make sure you only research peer reviewed articles and make sure your portfolio of information includes NEUTRAL and non-PARTISAN sources...AKA INTERNATIONAL NEWS OUTLETS!!! (not owned, controlled, OR REVIEWED, by US-government controlled news outlets or US based news outlets....yes we get propaganda too you damn idiots)....

Why don't we practice what our Constitution preaches day in and day out? Even if this person may not be a citizen of our country...he's a citizen of our INTERNATIONAL AIRWAVES....let's give him the creative outlet he so zealously and innocently seeks...and in so doing, let's help rid our country of the BIGOTED and RACIST reputation founded on stereotypes based in inequitable morals and mores...let's fuck our critics in the ass and tell em to f'ng lend their support to this man...he worked hard for it, and WHO are WE to tell him differently?

Submitted by Trae on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 8:23pm.

Dear god that's gayer than a clutch purse at Tony awards night!
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Submitted by schlumpfgruen on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 8:22pm.

@ Some random European

You's from teh Krautland, too?

I didn't rank Lena at first place, I thought we'd come in fifth or something, Azerbaijan at #1 and Denmark at #2.

The whole Ukraine, Russia, Belarus thing was as usual.

2 Points from Greece was funny, I hope our check bounces ^^(no, I don't really give a shit).

But I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that Israel didn't give us any points at all.

They don't really like us it seems, but why?
Did I miss anything? ;)

Submitted by Some random European on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 5:55pm.

All your arguments are invalid because WE WON.

Yeah, I can't believe it, either. Going to burn a few CDs for my car, they'll be playing this song all over the next weeks now.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 5:50pm.

He can try but he can't still top B.M from Pilipina's Got Talent.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 3:08pm.

I can just picture him watching this, waving his hands up in the air (or slamming a hand on the table) and saying "pickeru materinu" very loudly.

That's maybe because we got into the semi-finals :P :)

Submitted by pancho on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 5:35pm.

Germans can usually come up with one incredibly long word that can say encapsulate a whole load of feelings - so it'd be handy if they could invent one for the brain melting alien scaring kitsch that is Eurovision. Still at least it's songs not war & for that I am truly grateful.

Submitted by Chilly on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 5:21pm.

Dear Gawd. I don't have a self destructive bone in my body (other kinds of bone yes, but they are all uplifting), this made me walk right into the pretty chamber (twalet) and start cutting myself. That freaking Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru has got to be stopped!

Submitted by justaguest on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 4:57pm.

Looks like a flat chested Mariah Carey...didn't listen though.

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 4:52pm.

I made it thru thirty seconds. Holy fuck. Bitch cannot sing.

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Submitted by kiv on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 3:58pm.

I love this video! They seem so whimsical and
happy. Take me to the world of tackiness and glitter. The best part of it all are those awesome pink sneakers.

Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 3:20pm.

It's Cojo with a haircut!

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Submitted by Nemova on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 3:11pm.

OK, there's much more fuckery in this sh&t than glitter. I think I'll never look at my Serbian friend the same way again. Never ever.

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 3:08pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 10:27am.
I had a Croatian boyfriend in high school who would literally flip out if the word Serbia was even mentioned...he would start swearing in Croatian and completely lose it...anything Serbian was a huge no-no...
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You basically just described my Croatian father and any other Croatian male in my family LOL!

I can just picture him watching this, waving his hands up in the air (or slamming a hand on the table) and saying "pickeru materinu" very loudly.

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Submitted by markanthony16 on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 2:07pm.

I was like.. wtf happened to SIA?

Submitted by Wanted on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 2:04pm.

what the hell? THANKS for making my ears bleed MK!! LOL

Submitted by Pilot on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 1:50pm.

I just visited the Nikola Tesla statue in Niagara Falls. He would weep at this thing that represents Serbia. Okay, no he wouldn't, he'd be too busy making electro ray magic guns and light up energy fields and shit, but still. Poor Serbia.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 1:46pm.

ohshit, thought this was Shiloh Jolie-Pitt aged & gayed via Photoshop!

Submitted by Zonko on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 1:33pm.

I'd rather watch Nancy Grace for 4 hours straight than watch that shit again.

Submitted by Anima on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 1:23pm.

I don't know if it's the angle but he looks just like Mariah Carey in that pic.

Submitted by Michaell_Mandar... on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 1:16pm.

http://tracara.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/milan-stankovic.jpg

definately has a peen

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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 1:08pm.

Looks like Cojo with shorter hair! The E! employee not the dog.

EDITED: Coco would so wear that shirt too.

Submitted by rovex on Sat, 05/29/2010 - 12:39pm.

While Eurovision is awful, can you imagine the full horror that would be an American version (with each state submitting a song)?? Oh my, it would SUCK so hard. I can almost hear the terrible ballads that would dominate. Beyonce like shite, the occasional generic, sterile country song, neutered Rock. Uuhhgg. Basically it would be the Grammys.