Monday, May 31st 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Megan Fox's Vadge-Approved Abs
When I first saw these pictures of prolific philosopher Megan Fox in Hawaii looking like the bodybuilding toddler with stress balls in his chest, I wondered why in the hell would she ever get David Silver's government name tattooed near pussy bone. But then I came across this picture (see what I did there?):
Maybe I'm dizzy in the head from the hot dog salad and 4 vodka strawberry sodas I just swallowed, but I'd throw myself on top of a table and take a tattoo needle for Brian Austin Green. Hell, I'd even slip on an Admiral Ackbar mask and a blonde wig and let him call me Donna Martin. And if that's not a peen print, just lie to me and tell me it is. It's a holiday!
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Well, they look happy, and not in the fake Al-kisses-Tipper way. And who knew that Brian Austin Green had that body hiding under his clothes?
Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 12:36pm.
Dog, I wish I could explain but I made all these connections in my brain that seemed silly funny when I typed it. *shrugs*
PSL, geez I would love to have an excuse for all my munching but I don't even do pot. I blame my southern baptist upbringing.
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I blame Kanye.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Dog, I wish I could explain but I made all these connections in my brain that seemed silly funny when I typed it. *shrugs*
PSL, geez I would love to have an excuse for all my munching but I don't even do pot. I blame my southern baptist upbringing.
She really has an unattractive body. I mean really, she has no curves, she is so bony that her augmented tits look like two salt filled water bags hanging from her bones, she has no hips, no ass - just a straight line and frame and now her abs look like she was some emaciated inmate. How anyone can possibly find that attractive is beyond me.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Passionate, I do not. I am just planning on dealing with it and trying to stay busy. Just focus on the 10 lbs I will easily lose once I am not stuffing my face out of stoner boredom.
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Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain
Time starts to pass before you know it you're frozen
-Leona Lewis "Bleeding Love"
Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:32am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:25am.
Wait marvin is a chick?
That's it.. I'm breaking up with it.
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You can't. Hate to tell you but it managed to attach itself to you like a parasite to its host. It will now proceed to suck the hawt right out of you.
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Back the truck up! Marvin IS Angelina?
OMG Number 42!!!
In a Megan Fox thread???
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*blank stare*
Wot?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:32am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:25am.
Wait marvin is a chick?
That's it.. I'm breaking up with it.
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You can't. Hate to tell you but it managed to attach itself to you like a parasite to its host. It will now proceed to suck the hawt right out of you.
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Back the truck up! Marvin IS Angelina?
OMG Number 42!!!
In a Megan Fox thread???
Pamela - no shit.
@M.E. well dont you know it is never the kids fault, there is always someone else to blame. Lohanidis is sweeping the nation!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 12:06pm.
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I read that too...and I didn't even realize "raves" still existed...although back in the day I (foolishly) did a TON of ecstacy.
UGH!!!!!!!!! Why am I reading the news?? Peoples stupidity really amazes me at times.
So, there was this big, planned rave this weekend in SF (I think SF) and 5 people have been hospitalized due to taking tainted Ecstacy.
One man has died, and his family is asking for justice, to find the person who sold their 23 yr old son/brother/etc the E.
Um...yeah, because it's the dealers fault your kid wanted to take ecstacy, at a rave, by his own choice, and the dealer may, or may not have even known the shit he was selling was tainted.
Whatever, I am ranting.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:58am.
or offer her some brownies that are special just for her.
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Her father is such a buzz kill he dosent like to have any fun!!! He is so against pot only because he is even more paraniod then me when hes high! He brings me down!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
ollo what a fat piece of shit, kill yourself
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:57am.
Pamela.. you should just burn some and waft it around like you were smoking it. She'll really shit.
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I should be like finders keepers losers weepers. I dont know the story one of her ass friends could have left it. She wont lie to me she will fess up if she did it. She was never a liar even as a little kid.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
or offer her some brownies that are special just for her.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Pamela.. you should just burn some and waft it around like you were smoking it. She'll really shit.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
*buys ME a lotto ticket*
If you win I get half. ____________________________________________
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:52am.
Pamela, when you give her dinner tonight, put the weed on a plate and give her that instead of a plate of food. She will shit.
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LOL! I should do that but she aint getting no dinner!!! We arent running no diner! Im just gonna talk to her about that. I have learned a long time ago that screaming does not work, you can see someone start to shut down. I use to be a rageaholic like that and get joy out of going nuts for every reason and any reason. I catch my self now and then doing that but thats the old me, and that person no longer exsists!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Pamela, when you give her dinner tonight, put the weed on a plate and give her that instead of a plate of food. She will shit.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:41am.
I have faced the fact that Pot smoking as been costing me too much lately, and I decided AFTER my parent's visit, I am quitting. Which means I will have to give up coffee too, because one perpetuates the other.
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Sorry, this is the mental health worker in me. If it annoys you then just ignore it. Do you have a set plan of attack on how to do it? Do you have alternate coping mechanisms to replace your need to use pot and caffeine when you feel like you need it?
So, since we are broke as a joke, we tried to figure shit out to do with the kids this weekend that didn't cost anything......
We took them fishing. We caught a lot of moss from the bottom of the ponds, but hey, it was free and the kids had fun! I only hooked myself once. LMAO.
*sigh*
I need to win the lottery.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:42am.
LOL@Pamela and stoners, in general:
I was gonna say she needs a post-it to remind her: "Put the weed away." But then she needs another for the post-it;p
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Ill just bet she is shitting in her pants right now because she texted me this morning trying to feel me out see how my mood was and I was pleasent to her as usual
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
LOL@Pamela and stoners, in general:
I was gonna say she needs a post-it to remind her: "Put the weed away." But then she needs another for the post-it;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:59am.
on a different note, my parents are coming out to visit me this weekend, and I am having panic attacks already.
hheeeelllllllllppp meeeeee pleeeeeease.
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Just breathe. Then breathe again!
I just had to hit my folks up for money to start over and I continue to ask myself if I could have avoided how things went down. Well yeah but I'm learning. I am just grateful they ARE able to help and I vow to pay them back.
Dog, i work....sometimes 7 days a week. I have done some serious introspection over the past few days and I have faced the fact that Pot smoking as been costing me too much lately, and I decided AFTER my parent's visit, I am quitting. Which means I will have to give up coffee too, because one perpetuates the other. Speed up, wind down. Shit, someone get me a SCRAM bracelet, because I sound like Lohan!
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Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain
Time starts to pass before you know it you're frozen
-Leona Lewis "Bleeding Love"
OMG...Megan eat a cheeseburger, please.
She's painfully skinny.
Oh I had to tell this story about what happened this morning speaking of ghetto shit. I let my 20 year old borrow my car last night because hers is acting up and it was a long distance. I get in this morning and it smells like a urinal!
Im like WTF so I look over and see a can of lysol spray, hmmmm thats weird did my car stink? No I just cleaned it oh well, so I open the glove to get my sunglasses and she left weed in my car, which she was obviously smoking in there.
WTF I dont care that she smokes shes an adult I cant control that, but do not leave that shit in my car! WHat if I got pulled over with the younger ones and they saw that? They would get taken away!
We are gonna be having some conversations later on!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I'm going to try my best to work things out with Marvin.. but hearing he is a she from leenie really has me second guessing my feelings... and our unborn child. ____________________________________________
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:27am.
OMG when I read that I was cracking up! I was thinking maybe now just maybe if you grown women stop acting like hoodrats and stop pulling each others weaves out any chance you get you might be able to hang onto a man. They should be ashamed but they most likely arent. They are sitting in the beauty salon getting their hair did telling the whole story like they won the nobel peace prize!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Well fuck, conversations have been going on in here this morning? Catching up....
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:15am.
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Can I hire you as my life coach ?
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I'd have you in a freak wharf by day's end if I did it on my own, darlin'. My pastor is where I get my life ideas. I only preach them to others if I've already practiced them so what I said to PSL is real. I think people are too hard on themselves most of the time. Only God is perfect. The rest of us are human which means we are designed to make mistakes. Just pick yourself up, learn from what you did and move on. Take a look at your own behavior and see what you might have done to cause the problem. So much of what we go through is actually a result of our own thoughtlessness or pig-headedness or just plain ignorance.
But if you are trying your best (like PSL or M.E.) and you can't keep a service on, then you have nothing to be ashamed of. And never be ashamed to ask for help. One day you will be in a position to help someone else so maybe you need to see how this end feels first! And last - NEVER give up! Ever.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Yes Pamela...I read about that reunion stuff too...That show is pure trash. Seriously I think
ONE of the "ladies" is a wife and the rest are pyscho girlriends...it is a fun show to (secretly) watch.
PSL - ♥♥♥
Sorry honey. I wish I had some words of wisdom, but I don't. I am thisclose to being without gas/electricity too.
Awwww, PSL, while I understand your feelings, I'm sure your parents will understand. They raised a pretty great daughter, after all! Failure isn't falling down; it's staying down. & I doubt you'll be down for long.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
PSL, I don't want to ask you to get too detailed about your life on here so if I ask something that's too personal, just ignore it.
Are you temping? Are you in school? Here are some job boards. Indeed is a spider but it's useful.
www.indeed.com
www.careerbuilder.com
www.primecb.com
Monster and HotJobs are good but they have too many scam jobs that you have to weight through to see the real ones.
You can also use your county like this:
www.pslcountyjobs.com and that should bring up jobs.
As far as your gas goes, call them back and tell them you have a child. They can't verify it and they have to make a more concerted effort to get your service back on. Or you can tell them you have to have surgery tomorrow morning and you have GOT to have your service for when you get home. When I was really young and they shut off my cable, I really was having surgery and told them and they bent the rulez and got me turned back on!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
*giggle* PSL: It must be some kinda mark of the Scorpio to never really get to that "adult" place....maybe we just love life more than money....my friend is the same way - her parents have some real cash tho so it hardly hurts her...but she's on her way to SIXTY now. She's a great inspiration to me cuz she's intelligent, educated, accomplished; she still travels and OWNS a home (well - her parents own it - she made a deal with them to buy half but still hasn't come through - she keeps trying tho;p) and party's down on the regular...but she's always broke as a joke, that one. Same as me;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:02am.
Did y'all read or see that big sinkhole in Guatemala?? Weird, scary stuff.
http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/31/dot-shot-sinkhole-in-guatem...
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When I see shit like this, all I can think of is it's the end of the world and that fucker Michael Stipe knew it all along... So sad what's happening in Guatemala. :(
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Let me dirty up your mind.
@ Kokos kitten was it you that told me about Basket ball Wives yesterday?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:15am.
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Can I hire you as my life coach ?
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:11am.
Submitted by misch on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:03am.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:58am.
Hey there Misch!! Long time no see!! :D
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No shit, yah hawt horrr!! Truth is, there are ppl who looooooooooove to send ppl to bannnnndcamp. The wrong ones, IMHO.
How come you doin' the day shift? ;-)
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It's been kinda low actually... A couple of hobos with nothing but change in their pockets, a butch lez with big hands... Oh, you mean, here in dlisted!
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LOL. Yeah, you get me. It's been slow bidnezz all around. Cathchya on da flipside. Imma go wash dishes and other morning stuff! See ya, horr. Congrats on the nuptials!
M.E., my fucking GAS was shut off on Friday- on a HOLIDAY weekend! I have not had hot water since then. The 1st appt I could get is Thurs 12-5, when I am at work. I am not locking my dog in a bathroom for 5 hours and leaving a key- I have to figure something out. I can't miss work, because I don't get paid if I am not there.
Doggy sniffs and belly scratches to Dog for being such a sweetie.
thanks everyone. I mean it.
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Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain
Time starts to pass before you know it you're frozen
-Leona Lewis "Bleeding Love"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:11am.
I'll try Dog. thanks....
Koko, my parents are so sweet- really good people. I just hate feeling like I disappointed anyone, and I mentally beat the crap out of myself whenever I feel like I do.
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You can never be a disappointment to your parents if they truly love you. They only want what's best for you and if you're not at your best, it hurts them to see it. But it's not your fault! Remember that everything has a season, PSL. Right now you are in the valley but one day soon things will begin to turn around and then you will be on the mountain. If your parents can help you then let them! We need all the help we can get, right? They love you and support you. You are not a failure or a loser. You're just going through a cold season!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
PSL: Drink a couple of shots of Vodka before they arrive. It will make it all better.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
@ Paris - I know just how you are feeling. Who wants to think they have disappointed their parents of all people? But Ive found that they are more disappointed if you don't ask for help, or let them know. At least this has been my experience. We all make mistakes and we all at times need help. Don't beat yourself up.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
PSL - I feel ya. I have been trying to take care of shit and it's just not happening the way I want.
My cable was shut off this morning.
Cells are next, unless they will be nice enough to wait till Thursday for a payment.
Life sucks right now.
Submitted by misch on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:03am.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:58am.
Hey there Misch!! Long time no see!! :D
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No shit, yah hawt horrr!! Truth is, there are ppl who looooooooooove to send ppl to bannnnndcamp. The wrong ones, IMHO.
How come you doin' the day shift? ;-)
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It's been kinda low actually... A couple of hobos with nothing but change in their pockets, a butch lez with big hands... Oh, you mean, here in dlisted!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I'll try Dog. thanks....
Koko, my parents are so sweet- really good people. I just hate feeling like I disappointed anyone, and I mentally beat the crap out of myself whenever I feel like I do.
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Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain
Time starts to pass before you know it you're frozen
-Leona Lewis "Bleeding Love"
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:08am
Shes cute a little bit hard to handle nothing a few tasers wont fix. Not my bussiness what happens to her after the transaction is made!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:04am.
Dog, I am going to have to fess up about what a fucking mess my life is right now, and ask for money. Not fun.
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Aw, hun. Your parents love you. They just want to know you're ok and when you ask for help, they can know that.
They MAY give you some shit for it but just to be parents, you know?
AS a parent - I know that's how I feel. My kid will mess up and need to ask for help; I'm happy she comes to me. The WORST would be for her to suffer when I'm right here.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs