Tuesday, June 1st 2010
Still Waxing Those Nipples
With all the half-nekkid celebwhores running around during Memorial Day Weekend, I was hoping we'd get a little Silver Fox nipple in our lives, or maybe a peek of Carrot Top's root. But I don't think that's going to happen, so we'll have to settle for mercury poison survivor Jeremy Piven and his tear-away titties for now.
You know, there's a good reason for why Jeremy Piven asks his butt waxer to do his whole body. Where do you think that beaver's ass (copyright: Sister Patterson) comes from? It not only looks like nipple pubes and nalgas fur, it IS nipple pubes and nalgas fur.
And yeah, I still would...
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I don't even get those stretch mark-ish things ...
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Submitted by snideychick on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 1:04pm.
Snideychick sez:
COVER THAT SHIT UP!!
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His face! Right?!
Hammer said "turn this mutha out".
Snideychick sez:
COVER THAT SHIT UP!!!
He must've had acne in the crevasse between his titties.
Those are stretch marks! Dude is so nasty...Piven I remember your hairline pre-Entourage...I'll never forget!
Ewww. Don't like his personality/attitude at all!
I would totally do Ari on Entourage, but Jeremy, not so much. He seems like such a douchebag in real life.
what the hell is that zipper thing between his moobs? Sometimes women whose implants have shifted get those. Did he have pec implants?
His skin is so smooth and freaky lookin..i like my guys au naturale! I get not wanting a hairy back byt a little chest hair is always hot!
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Seriously, I think he and LiLo would make the perfect couple.
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The Piv was great in "Grosse Point Blank" and "Smoking' Aces."
He needs to pump some serious iron! Lad looks pudgy! It's a visual medium, Piv. Talk to Shatner about a better hair weave or toupe`.
Never watched "Entourage." Seemed too bizarre.
Chest hair would cover those nasty scars.
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Never saw this douchebag's appeal.
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Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:25am
LOL yeah I guess a true slut would wear a hazmat suit and get down to bidness
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
*giggles* Pamela, that's what makes MK's sluttiness so sincere!
Am I the only one that sees a face in his bare midsection? The nipples are the eyes and the chest scar is the furrowed brow. The weird dimple things are the nose and his belly button is the mouth. See a face now? It's freakin me out!
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Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:14am
LMAO I did not even notice that! MK now you have gone to far!!! A slut has to draw the line somewhere! Have a list some morals! Come on now!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
LOL at the small written confession!
Being motorboated by a cactus results in Freddy-Kruger cleavage. Apparently, Jeremy has never heard of that....
the piv and i are the same age...i hope my titty situation doesn't look like this...
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Just imagine if The Piv's chest and Tara Reid's abdominal region got together?
*vomit*
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The only thing less sexy than a man waxing his chest is waxing his legs. The leg thing destroys a man. Basic grooming yes. Waxing no. And don't turn your pubes into a poodle either. God knows best what is sexy. Not the dumb girl at the waxing shop.
I don't know why I looked again...but he looks like he has autopsy scars.
*eyes bleed*
Ok...I can look no more.
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Ugh, for the fuck of shit. He should stop waxing his chest, maybe the hair would cover those nasty scars.
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I don't get it - he has acne pits up his sternum only?
Or are those stretch marks? WTF are they?
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seriously, wtf is that scar?
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Everyone is hatin' on Jeremy....so I would like to join in!!! Those scars are from some sort of emergency thoracotomy...some first year resident did a hatchet job trying to get in there in a hurry...any plastic surgeon could have stitched him up without a scar.My guess is...they had to jump start his heart after too much coke??? He needs to hit the gym!!! Slan!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:14am.
AGREED!!! Piven is so full of shit, he's almost full of himself.
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
I remember when he was on ellen.. and bald.. and ugly.. oh wait that one is still true.
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What is up with his mancleavage?
Ugh...this Piven pervert is so repulsive!
Oh and since MK brought him up...my BH & I were in Vegas a few weeks ago and went to see Carrot Top live. He is actually really funny in real life. We were in the 2nd row and were sitting probably 6 feet away from him. He's not TOOOO scary looking in real life and he seems like a cool guy that'd be fun to hang out with.
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That's what I want to know. Did he have freakin' open heart surgery or something??? Or are those stretch marks and he had a moob reduction?"
Maybe it's a side effect of "mercury poisoning". *eyeroll*
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:22am.
Oh snap, GMTA! And that was at least ten to fifteen years ago, right?
What girl kisses the stuff between his titties
if he is so conceited and arragont why doesn't he fix that? He can't possibly say fuck it to that monstrosity
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 10:23am.
I also have a problem with a guy whose nips are bigger than mine
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No kidding talk about sausage nipples!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
How does one continue to wear an awful hairpiece when everyone knows it's an awful hairpiece? How delusional are these professional pretenders anyway?
That shit looks weird. With that said, I'd hit it. Love him in "Entourage"
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Ick skeevy mother! I dont know why he cant just admit he is gay already and get it over with! Come out, you must be getting lonely in there Pivert!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Greeeeeeeat....the first thing I get to see when I come to DListed this morning after a lonnnnnnnnng weekend is this idiots wrinkly moobs. THANKS!! ;-P
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I also have a problem with a guy whose nips are bigger than mine.
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I remember thinking he was kinda hot as Spence on Ellen's sitcom. Now, not so much. He does seem to have more hair than he did back then.
Remember when Piven was in the cast of "Ellen" and he was bald?
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Are tear-away tittays like tear-away male stripper pants etc...?? You know....the ones ...in the Chippendale's clubs right before you jump on stage and ride one like a mechanical...um......bull?
*looks around*
Right?
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I can't stand this piece of shiznit. He is so arrogant, full of himself and so conceited that it makes him look hideous. I've never watched Entourage because he's in it.
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