Khloe Kardashian Might Be Knocked Up
That's what Radar is saying anyways. They claim that Khloe Kardashian is the third pregnant dude in history, because she's expecting her first child with husband Lamar Odom. If this is true, this will be Lamar's third child. So that howling coming from Khloe's womb area wasn't just gas from the wart hog she attacked and fed on during the night. It's a baby (or an adorable cover of Life & Style as the Kardashian family calls it).
A source close to the family tells Radar that Khloe is around 2 months pregnant, “Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby. Lamar is happy and ecstatic about having a baby with Khloe. Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream. They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”
Lamar is new here right, because the Kardassians won't even take a shit unless a camera is between their legs.
And while I'm sure the baby sasquatches of the forest are pounding their little chest bones in excitement, the rest of us will suffer for the next few months hearing about every little single detail of Khloe's pregnancy. Because we need to know that she's craving otter blood and that her pregnancy farts smell like boiled bull hair and old brisket.
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Submitted by KT on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 12:57am.
salacious - yep! kim leaked her own sex tape for money and attention which is pathetic and gross. plus their dad got OJ simpson off for DOUBLE murder. how vile!
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If it were up to me and I was in charge of all news agencies, I would never ever release give them publicity of any kind whatsoever, unless they released another sex tape of course!
These are the kind of pathetic cunts that spend their days googling themselves whenever they aren't in front of a camera.
salacious - yep! kim leaked her own sex tape for money and attention which is pathetic and gross. plus their dad got OJ simpson off for DOUBLE murder. how vile!
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Oh you know Khloe is cute and actual human as opposed to the sex androids her sisters are. That's not to say she has ever earned anything she has or ever tried at anything though- i get it. Khloe has met Lamar's kids. They all went on vacation and there is a picture of all four of them posing for a picture during that vacation.:
http://www.mediatakeout.com/39528/mto_world_exclusive_we_got_pics_of_lam...
I just think she hadn't met them before the wedding because their courtship was only a month long.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
I HATE this useless loudmouth! She will say ANYTHING on TV. Freaking slob.
Harvey Price is up for some competition in the looks department.
Submitted by chocopuffs on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 11:47pm.
After reading the title of this big news i scrolled down, lol, then i said let me put my two cents with out reading it.
this kardashian girls are famous because?
can somebody help me to understand it .
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Because of two things, a) Their dad's name. He was the one who got OJ Simpson off the hook, and b) Kim released a sex tape.
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MK, i loved the life & style cover joke. so true! who buys that shit anyway? it's obvious the kartrashians have a damn deal with the magazine. gross.. anyway. i hope this isn't true because i don't want to hear about this for the next 7 months. or in their case, 5 years. i can't stand this trash family or other skeez celebrities (cough kendra cough) who think they're the only ones who have ever given birth.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Tiger, " two fugs make a right" is hilarious!
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After reading the title of this big news i scrolled down, lol, then i said let me put my two cents with out reading it.
this kardashian girls are famous because?
can somebody help me to understand it .
Two fugs make a right LOLOLOL =))
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WTF did he marry a Kardashian beast if he doesn't want his baby all out there?!
Shit, this is some scary shit. And this picture is gross, maybe it's cause I find bestiality appalling. Man and beast should not be kissing like that, and much less procreating.
If she is with child, all I can say is poor kid. Lamar needs to take extra care of that baby - Khloe might eat it.
"He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”
---Guess he should have thought about that before he married the she wolf.
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Lamar's ex is gonna bitch now to Radar about this as she plugs her clothes line.
Good for K! She should keep the dough coming in w the new baby! Its all business now.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 8:29pm.
Now stop yo' nastayness...That behbeh got the 'squatchiness' to cure human balding...simply because lil' fur ball could offer up it's unwanted body scruff for doner hair....Think about what this could mean to Donald Trump's SO OVAH comb ovah?????
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flmAO. didn't think of that. sasquachino aint having pattern baldness issues ever. truth! he/she bambino be 7'6" of pure It-ness. hahaaaaaaa
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LOL@curing human balding.
Could happen! :)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 8:08pm.
Wow. I'm SO glad I'm not that baby.
That baby IS gonna look like a Yeti, FOR SURE!
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but ya know, sometime two fugs make a right...I don't recall Cindy Crawford's parents bein' all dat...Then they was my own parents...What? What? I'm HWAT!!! Don't front, you wantchu summadis....
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O yeah! My parents weren't all that either!
Well, good luck to the poor thing!
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Now stop yo' nastayness...That behbeh got the 'squatchiness' to cure human balding...simply because lil' fur ball could offer up it's unwanted body scruff for doner hair....Think about what this could mean to Donald Trump's SO OVAH comb ovah?????
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Submitted by chaka1 on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 8:08pm.
Anyone seen the old "V" television series in the 1980s? Remember when that chick mated with the alien and produced two lizard babies? Get ready...
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um, yup. V was hella sexay at times too. that series had a following back in the 80s. the one that ran before it was Martian Chronicles or something. that one posed the essential questions of meaning b/f V or BSG.
thx for the throw back =)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 8:08pm.
Wow. I'm SO glad I'm not that baby.
That baby IS gonna look like a Yeti, FOR SURE!
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but ya know, sometime two fugs make a right...I don't recall Cindy Crawford's parents bein' all dat...Then they was my own parents...What? What? I'm HWAT!!! Don't front, you wantchu summadis....
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O yeah! My parents weren't all that either!
Well, good luck to the poor thing!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 8:08pm.
Wow. I'm SO glad I'm not that baby.
That baby IS gonna look like a Yeti, FOR SURE!
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but ya know, sometime two fugs make a right...I don't recall Cindy Crawford's parents bein' all dat...Then they was my own parents...What? What? I'm HWAT!!! Don't front, you wantchu summadis....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow. I'm SO glad I'm not that baby.
That baby IS gonna look like a Yeti, FOR SURE!
♥ Threadkilla!
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Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Anyone seen the old "V" television series in the 1980s? Remember when that chick mated with the alien and produced two lizard babies? Get ready...
*vomit*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 7:27pm.
oh, BULLSHIT he doesn't like his life played out on tv. IUf that were true, he wouldn't have married into the fucking stupid Famewhoredashian Family. We're supposed to believe he was attracted to that Sasquatch?
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PSL, where is the romantic in you???? Are you really so jaded????
I mean can't you see Lamar at the bottom of an ivory tower, bellowing...'KHLOE, KHLOE, LET DOWN YOUR LONG BACK HAIR'....and she realeases ropes and ropes of Yetti love follicles...which he climbs to rescue her from Notre Dame...er, wait...I'm getting my beasts confused....Ok, they release a sex tape which starts with Khloe walking in the woods....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8tS6Izy_W0
and que the porn music....
Oh yeah, SasqHWAT!
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Everyone put your middle fingers back up in the air!
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Secret? Please even Khloe’s un born baby is looking for a press agent. Hopefully it wont use Lamar’s…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/tabloid-vomit-khloe-kardashian-p...
oh, BULLSHIT he doesn't like his life played out on tv. IUf that were true, he wouldn't have married into the fucking stupid Famewhoredashian Family. We're supposed to believe he was attracted to that Sasquatch?
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How will kate Gosslin top this past few days news headlines?
Lamar knew good and hell well who he was marrying and he did it so he could get more press and name recognition so I doubt he doesn't like the cameras.
If this pregnancy rumor is true, Kim must be sooo jealous!!! And as for Khloe, "ka-ching!"
Please ppl!! Like you believe this crap?? These two Titans were actually hired by the NWO to spread these baby friend rumors in order to divert our attn from Hobama and the corporate bastards at BP.
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Seriously, though - I still think that she's gayelle and he's her merkin, so if she is knocked up, b!tch must have been basted.
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Sad since he has two kids that he barely sees. Khloe hasn't even met them which is even more of a testament to how often Lamar sees them. His third kid died from sids a few years ago.
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Blech, that child is going to be all sorts of fug when it grows up.
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Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 6:19pm.
I've finally managed to have some dinner and then I read this. Oy.
No shit. I found this more disturbing than the guy who cut his friend's heart out.
I've finally managed to have some dinner and then I read this. Oy.
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Aw, I feel bad for Khloe....all your whores making funaher and shit...
Ok, I feel worse for the bitch gotta wax the Yetti hair off her back without a choke chain and muzzle on hand cuz that's some scary assed shit up in there... but I say Khloe gonna have herself a cute lil' 'squatchling.....Just you watch...I bet once it's all de-flead and shaved it'll look half human too...so there!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
WHY are you so FUNNY. what is this i don't even this made me laugh so much.
Lamar doesn't want his life on TV, but he married some bitch who's life revolves around TV.
Lamar fell off the dumbass truck and needs directions.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
I don't mind Khloe, she seems pretty cool (although next to those other two whores Pol Pot would probably seem "pretty cool"). The person who really bothers me in that couple is Odom... WHYYYY does he always have that idiotic Elvis sneer? I seriously thought he had Bell's Palsy til I saw a pic of him looking somewhat normal. He looks and acts like a huge dbag.
And, while relationships often break up for legitimate reasons after children are in the picture, I think (esp. if you already HAVE 2 kids) you should at least wait until you've put a couple of years into your new relationship. Particularly when the kids are young, marrying + having a kid within a year or so can easily send the wrong message ("Daddy has a new family now").
where are we at, folks, with the broken seals of end days? fifth? sixth?? this sasquatchino forthcoming counts; everybody stay on the ball w/ the countdown to the end times. DL peeps must be ready.
on that note, cheers, snarks n pinches!
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i thought bitch already had a baby?
Who really gives a rat's ass about either of these two? I hope she has triplets.
I like Khole. I think she's far prettier than most people, has more synapses firing than your average ho and she just seems like a cool, strong willed, stand up for those she loves and believes in type of ho, and that's more than can be said for the majority of people so I say go head Khole with yo bad self...
...and I threw you the obvious, just to see if there's more behind those eyes, of a fallen angel...
...third pregnant dude in history... my first laugh of the day. thanks MK for helping me with my case of sads today. Mwah
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That's gonna' be a big ass kid :)
I love Khloe, she's funny, a bit vulgar, and doesn't take herself too seriously - my kind of girl. I hate when everyone says how big and fat she is. She's 5'9" and her sisters are like 5 feet!!!!
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Submitted by LA on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 5:15pm.
Lamar has to be the dumbest mofo in the NBA, second only to that prenup-forgetting moron Kobe.
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I tend to agree.
Hammer said "turn this mutha out".