Maybe He's Born With It
And here we have Lance Bass showing us what one looks like after getting a facial from Glamberace. Yes, we've always known Glamberace ejaculates rouge and liquid eyeliner. That's why you better bring make-up remover to gargle with if you ever plan on going down on Glamberace.
Lance gently got face fucked with every brush in Xtina's make-up box for photographer Mike Ruiz who said he was going for a Spandau Ballet and Gary Numan look. Mike might say this Gary Numan-ish, and others might say Lance is wig snatching Glamberace. I say this reminds me of the time my Puerto Rican friend tried to dress up as Freddie Mercury for Halloween but ended up looking like a Robert Palmer girl as seen through the eyes of a 12-year-old goth.
And Lance's eyebrows look like two amputee weasels trying to kiss each other, so I approve of this look. Yes, I failed the inkblot test.
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'bye bye byeeee' goofy pose with the suit.
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Dude is simply not hot enough to pull that look off. He looks like a fucking idiot.
The makeup artist did an awesome job, but he still looks like he's trying to find an identity. Plastic surgery and cosmetics only go so far.
Can't get hot and bothered for him like this. The only dude that looks like a dude I like in eyeliner and such is Dave Navarro.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Give me the makeup artist's number, I've got a wedding this weekend and those eyes look FAB.
Uh, I'm no Lance Bass fan, but I really don't think this is a Glamberace ripoff. Adam Lambert WISHES he could look like this, I'm sure. It's just too bad he has rooster legs, bad skin, and is overly tan (what's up with that?). (He should have used his AI money to get some dermabrasion or something)
Anyway, I don't think this is bad. I prefer the last thumbnail to the lipstick'd one. There's no point in blaming LB for the direction of this photo shoot since it was probably mostly the photographer's choice.
Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 9:51am.
Adam Lambert is talented but his makeup is a national disgrace. Lance is emulating this sh$t?
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Agreed! That kid dresses like he invented gay, ease up buddy your not the only one and your not doing gay your doing drag queen so make up (haha I made a funny) your mind which is it?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Just goes to show how much make-up can change a face. Every time I see Adam Lambert I always feel he'll one day be make-up free like Lance Bass usually is. Make-up is becoming too much like tattoos which means - hiding the truth.
Adam Lambert is talented but his makeup is a national disgrace. Lance is emulating this sh$t?
I LOVE it! It's Klaus Nomi, it's Theda Bera, it's The Emcee from Cabaret, a touch of Brian Molko in there some where and yet it's all his own. Go him! :)
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if you dress up like that for me you can play with the controls in the sound room
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He doesn't even look like he's alive. Totally plastic.
No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
wow that's amazing! i like it
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 8:01am.
SUCK FUCK
this is a good look for you
so hot
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
SUCK FUCK
this is a good look for you
so hot
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UNF. Hotness.
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no no FUCK NO. now listen, i actually like guys who wear make up, especially if they go the full moulin rouge and add the garter belt...yum......where was i? oh yeah, but Bass here looks terrible!
he looks like the love child of herman munster, the phantom of the opera, max headroom and ricky gervais when he was trying to make it as a "new romantic" in the 1980's(i shit you not google it, bitch had killer cheekbones) not a good look.
in fact scrap that-he looks like xtina's long lost emo twin. still not a good look :(
did gary glitter shit this ahole out?
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The eye make up is to die for.
Lance Bass as a dude? Meh. But, as a chick? Yeah, I'd go lesbian for him in a heartbeat.
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I like boring things.
This hack is so desperate to be relevant, he will do anything. Give me a break!
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Kudos to the MUA, by the way :)
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 3:32am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 3:01am.
Isn't androgyny interesting?
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I've mentioned before that I'm totally drawn to androgynous-looking people!
Some of the model jobs I did had an androgynous flair to them and I LOVED it!
Those pics of Lance are fab, really! :) And I agree on the nail polish.
Face it you bitch's. EVERYONE looks better with a little makeup....some of us more than others.....
Love, Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I also so thought Rumer Willis. Unfortunate.
Gary Numan though?! Legend.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 3:01am.
Isn't androgyny interesting? He would look even better with dark nail polish.
Rumer Willis could never look that good,but that comment was funny!
Glad to see I'm not the only one who actually kind of likes these.
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I like it! A lot! :D
Kill it! Kill it with AIDS!
LMAO @CandyPerfumeGirl-- I thought it was Rumer Willis too!
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Reminds me of Freddie Mercury in the very last video he ever made - The Days Of Our Lives - check it out and you'll see what I mean.
RIP Freddie
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As long as there is no album coming, I will smile like the fake bitch I am and say how nice Lance looks.
If he starved himself to waif-like proportions he'd look just as good if not better than most runway models, albeit with more d**k and a little less coke, prolly.
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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 9:29pm.
I totally have a crush on Eddie!
I am just crazy or does he actually look really hot? I like the look and the effect.
I think this is the best Lance has ever looked (and will ever).
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At the first glance I thought Gaga just had a nose job, or some mean photoshop job mushing Gaga with some guy. Ick.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 9:57pm.
I thought this was Rumer Willis
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SHUT YO MOUF! Homegirl would kill her plastic mom to look this purty.
He's actually a really handsome guy and I think makes a great model.
am liking the last thumbnail
I thought this was Rumer Willis
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
So did not know who this was up on first glance. Is it sad that I think he looks better with all of this paint on his grill? Like the old saying goes "sometimes the old barn needs a 'lil paint every now and then."
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
a sparkly goth alien? sessy...ok, no, not at all.
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He looks good because he doesn't look like his fugly self. This is obviously inspired by the dude from Human League circa 1982. Yet No one, male or female, can pull off make up the way a young Boy George did in his prime. And Boy did it all himself. That's all. --------------------------------------------------
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QygiW1yGkOU&feature=related
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He looks good because he doesn't look like his fugly self. This is obviously inspired by the dude from Human League circa 1982. Yet No one, male or female, can pull off make up the way a young Boy George did in his prime. And Boy did it all himself. That's all. --------------------------------------------------
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QygiW1yGkOU&feature=related
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Yeah...had no idea who this was before I read the post. I hate that his makeup is flawless. This is why I hate shopping at Sephora--gays and their perfect makeup.
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Guy is ugly. 3rd thumbnail is the only acceptable pic. He tries too hard.
What is wrong with all of the women (and I am including myself) who dig the androgynous look, gay men and men in make-up?
I have been in a happy, hetro marriage for a long time, but I still love those boys! I guess my ideal man is Eddie Izzard, who is hetro.
He looks like the dude from Human League.
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 06/01/2010 - 6:55pm.
There is only one man in showbiz who can pull off heavy eyeliner, and I think i dont even need to say who it is (clue: it isn't the sweaty cocktail sausage off American Idol)
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EDDIE!!!!!