And Yet Kelly Bensimon Is Still Roaming Free
Sonja Morgan, the proud slut and drunk of The Real Housewives of NYC, was thrown into a cop car early Monday morning after she drove through a stop sign at 2:16 a.m in Southampton, Long Island. Sonja got an F on her sobriety test, and refused to put her lips on a breathalyzer, so she was arrested for DWI. A source tells the New York Post that Sonja was partying all weekend.
In Sonja's defense, if you had to be around that pack of crazy hyenas all the time you'd be sucking that bottle non-stop too.
Sonja is easily my favorite bitch on that show, because she loves kissing booze as much as she loves kissing peen, but I don't understand why in the hell she was driving. Sonja used to be married to J.P. Morgan's great-grandson, so she's got money falling out of her ass. Why drive yourself? Driving is hard! Based on Countess LuMann's broke down video and song, it's obvious she needs fast cash, so Sonja could've hired her as a driver. Mah friends.



I really like Sonja...she doesnt come across as a know it all like the others....and she tried to help that nutjob Kelly......She gets a Mother Teresa for that one.
Is it just me, or does she look like one of those damn meerkats on animal planet? http://www.wildanimalsonline.com/mammals/meerkat.php
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Sonja, is my favorite Housewife! She's so funny and has a great sense of humor. Kelly needs to be in the slammer instead of Sonja.
Yet Billy Joel has never been convicted. This bitch is hilarious.
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I don't get it. If you are going to get wasted call a cab.
I still love her, if not more now. Her photo's not so bad.
that's also my favourite one.
Kelly! .. don't be paranoid
Bravo know how spot a famewhoring trainwreck with delusions of grandeur from a mile away.
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Andy Cohen, you've done it again.
As for Jersey Whores...my God. Do they not understand what tacky walking stereotypes they are? Or are they proud of it? And all the clown make-up and over the top get-ups on the east coast ain't gonna make Cro-Mag-woman and her brood attractive.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Money can’t buy you class, but it can always buy you another martini.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 9:45am.
PD I saw Danielles shit she pulled. What a twat! Seriously that was a benefit and she bring sin Ex-cons and is proud of it. What exactly does she need protection from? Mosquitoes?
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LMAO I missed that one! She was proably sick of those assholes bullshit and just wanted to scare the shit out of them. Well played crazy bitch well played
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by north_star on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 10:13am.
I know what a classy bunch! Not that I like that Danielle chick because I think she is halfway to a straight jacket and a trip to the looney bin, but its sooo high school the way they gang up on her! Like these bitches dont have a past and dirty laundry! Im sure the geico cave chick has plenty of secrets! That Dina chick was on Bridezilla for crying out loud!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
SONJA!! She's my favorite too
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I'm a terrible passenger and hate other drivers. And, they hate me so fuck it! I drive myself!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
I can't stand the NJ Houswives.
All wanna be Mafiosoas. I can only take so much of Teresa's invisible forehead and Orangutan body, and fat ass (thick as thieves) Caroline and her really bad teeth. Caroline thinks she's fucking Carmen Soprano.
Notice how all of their introductions are shit like, "so what if you think I'm a bitch", or "mess with us" blah blah blah?
Why would anyone have that as a mantra?
Here's a clue "Ladies." If you need to warn people on a daily basis not to mess with you, then maybe there is something seriously fucked up in the way you act in your daily life.
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PD I saw Danielles shit she pulled. What a twat! Seriously that was a benefit and she bring sin Ex-cons and is proud of it. What exactly does she need protection from? Mosquitoes?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by poordavid on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 9:36am.
Hola Pammie, how are you sweetie? My weekend was fun and relaxing. In between cooking and sharing our ONE computer with 4 kids, I kept up with the drama here on the "D". So fun and stupid.
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That is good to hear, Im glad you had fun! Yeah d was cwazy over the weekend. Serenity now! Im good, 4 day work week nothing better then that! :)
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Was the camera man in the passenger seat? I'd expect a DWI from crazy eyed Ramona who seems to be drunk in every episode.
Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 9:31am.
Hi poordavid! How was your memorial day weekend???
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Hola Pammie, how are you sweetie? My weekend was fun and relaxing. In between cooking and sharing our ONE computer with 4 kids, I kept up with the drama here on the "D". So fun and stupid.
Hi poordavid! How was your memorial day weekend???
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 9:14am.
and half of these reality dippy dos cant even pretend to believe that shit. They are giving the side eye or cracking up half the time. It tickles me
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 9:14am.
I consult my toothless psychic all the time - you don't? Last year she told me to remortgage my home and she'd bury the money in a special place (for luck, you know) and although I'm still waiting, I just KNOW my day is coming! (so it my share of Yasser Arafat's wifes inheritence that I helped her claim - at a small initial cost of $10,000)
What I find interesting is that everytime these reality shows get lame, they have a fucking human psychic or pet psychic. The Osbournes, It's Complicated (that talentless Richards woman), Real Houswives (every one of the franchises), Flipping Out - they all have hideous looking psychics in the wings, waiting to vomit out their predictions.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 9:22am.
I'm going to get a job as a Real Housewives psychic... but I have teeth. Maybe I can just black them out.
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LMAO I hope your extremly obese to because apparently that is a requirement also!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Love this slut! I am a "Housewives" junkie. Jill and Kelly are the ones I love to hate this season.
Sonja is a breath of fresh air.
I really love the NJ housewives. Except for dirty, evil, dangerous Danielle. Did anyone watch the shit she pulled last night?
I'm going to get a job as a Real Housewives psychic... but I have teeth. Maybe I can just black them out.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Ok.
I don't watch these shows, so most of what I know I get from Dlisted; but last thursday for some reason I got to see that Kelly bitch and man... Talk about a fucking NUTJOB!!!!
I actually lived with someone like that and he was not on drugs, he had Narcissistic Personality Disorder and to this day I have to deal with him. I can imagine him getting to Kelly's level later in his life.
Sonja seems like a regular bitch, with insecurities and such...Lovely mugshot.
I consult my toothless psychic all the time - you don't? Last year she told me to remortgage my home and she'd bury the money in a special place (for luck, you know) and although I'm still waiting, I just KNOW my day is coming! (so it my share of Yasser Arafat's wifes inheritence that I helped her claim - at a small initial cost of $10,000)
What I find interesting is that everytime these reality shows get lame, they have a fucking human psychic or pet psychic. The Osbournes, It's Complicated (that talentless Richards woman), Real Houswives (every one of the franchises), Flipping Out - they all have hideous looking psychics in the wings, waiting to vomit out their predictions.
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Dark-sided!
Fuck you MK now I have this song in my head ♫"MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS MAH FRIEND!♫
I like Sonja and her imaginary pooch! LOL
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Lol toothless psychic.
I see meth in your future!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
im fking bored
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Yes, I saw a little bit of the consultation... and I was like Bitch! what pouch? you look your age don't fuck up. Yes, I need a live and not get so into this shows. LOL
Submitted by Mama Moore on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 8:35am.
Looove this slut! All she talks about is gettin' her sum and her gunt, errr pooch
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Her imaginary gunt, and its a good thing she consulted her toothless psychic about the surgery too!Phew!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 8:56am.
I love these broads! I hate these broads!
All "class" and "upper crust" when sober and then back to their roots when getting their drank on.
This annoying cow (sorry, but lipo for an inch of fat on her belly? Fuck off already and stop fishing for compliments) was waiting tables when she met her goldmine and now acts like she comes from a long line of blue bloods. How quickly we forget where we came from when trying to maintain a facade.
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I agree! Thanks for saving me from typing all that
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
This is why I've cut back on the sweet nectar.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I love these broads! I hate these broads!
All "class" and "upper crust" when sober and then back to their roots when getting their drank on.
This annoying cow (sorry, but lipo for an inch of fat on her belly? Fuck off already and stop fishing for compliments) was waiting tables when she met her goldmine and now acts like she comes from a long line of blue bloods. How quickly we forget where we came from when trying to maintain a facade.
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Dark-sided!
MK nailed it. Kelly needs to be 5150'd and this bitch needs a driver friend.
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Satchels of Gold
don't watch any of the housewife sagas so i have no clue who this is. she looks a little wayne gretzky in the face.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 8:39am.
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(MAH FRIENDS)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Looove this slut! All she talks about is gettin' her sum and her gunt, errr pooch.