Peta's Newest Arch Rival
When Brooke Shields steps out in public, she better watch out for falling flour factories and tidal waves of red paint, because Peta is sharpening their shanks as I type! Seriously, if Brooke thought the voicemails Tommy Girl left saying "glibglibglib" over and over were bad, then she hasn't seen shit yet.
Brooke recently traveled to Denmark to fulfill her childhood dream of designing a fur coat. HA. YES, as that bitch sat on her potty training potty, dream bubbles filled with images of her handling dead animal pelts danced over her head. Was she Alexis Carrington or Cruella de Ville as a child?! Actually, my childhood dream was to be Alexis Carrington when I grow up, so I understand where Brooke is coming from (not really).
While making her very own coat at the Kopenhagen Fur Studio, Brooke spoke to the IFTF Blog about how she gets a boner for fur. She told them, “Wearing fur may be associated with something grandmotherish. Something you wear when you visit the opera, or if you are a rock star and wear it inside out. But I will advocate that both my generation and the younger generation can wear fur. I will wear the fur garment when I follow my children to school, when I drink coffee and when I sleep."
Then she took a piece of fur, caressed her genital area with it and said, "My only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't? "
I mean, what is Brooke going on about? So she likes fur coats, okay. But sleeping in her fur coat? Drinking Sanka in it? Her unquenchable thirst for fluffy animal fur has made her crazier in the brains. Forget what Tommy Girl said! Eat a med, Brooke. And you can eat it while wearing your fur coat if that helps.



Ok ok. Then maybe she should eat the meat and then it's cool.
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Fuck PETA!
I've had a fur coat and if anyone dared to hurl red paint on it, it would be an automatic beatdown from TheBreakdown.
Automatic!!
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jschick i totally agree. is brooke kidding? i mean really? how gross, tacky, and tasteless.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
...and brooke shields can lick my nads
fur farms = gross
factory farms = gross
eating animals is okay by me, but only if the animal had somewhat of a natural or decent life.
personally, i don't eat meat. i do have some friends whose parentals raise their own chickens and ducks for eggs and meat, and i wouldn't be opposed to that because they aren't stuck in little cages their entire lives/force fed/have their beaks and claws forcibly removed as chicks/disposed of alive as chicks if they're the wrong sex/filled with hormones/covered in feces..etc etc
Submitted by jschick on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:53am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 2:59pm.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. *runs*
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you're made out of meat....:P
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and she tastes good with BBQ sauce!... but... that's another story!... heeheehee!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 2:59pm.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. *runs*
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you're made out of meat....:P
Ha! I love that you invented a new category, "You in Danger Girl" for this.
Show her some videos of them actually killing and skinning the animals or if the fur came from China, skinning the animal alive and she'll lose her boner for fur coats.
This is cluelessly un-PC of her. On the other hand if these are farm-raised minks, how is wearing their fur any different than eating meat or wearing leather shoes, kids?
I want a coat made out of the skin of middle aged slot-addicts with a penchant for smoking entire cartons of Virginia Slims in one days time. Is that too much to ask?
Basically, I want to look like a giant nutsack with legs.
Fur guy: For 3 thousand, I can make two finger warmers!!
Brooke: And I can stick a finger up my own ass for free!!!
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 7:20pm.
@ aquarius
gee, dont you get it. For me, the insults flung at pro fur lovers are not just meant to insult their opinions but also them as people.
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@ aquarius,
well they are wrong, I am right. Simple as that.
Just to clarify, I believe me calling people cunts and assholes was primarily directed at bitches like Brooke Shields and all - I wasnt specifically addressing anyone here but just the same.
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This heartless bitch is on my shit list now!
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Submitted by aquarius on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 7:37pm.
He/She always feel the need to do that. Just ignore that shit
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
@CPG
Okay then... just getting things straight. We'll have to agree to disagree on both counts. I don't think it's okay or appropriate to fling personal insults at fellow posters simply because their opinions differ from mine. You obviously do. The end!
Also, I think your last paragraph is essentially the same justification used by abortion clinic bombers.
@ aquarius
gee, dont you get it. For me, the insults flung at pro fur lovers are not just meant to insult their opinions but also them as people. Like someone said earlier, when you see someone wearing fur, you see a very ugly side of them and their character. I have no intention to respect that and i dont care if their feelings are hurt or if they are offended. Someone taking delight in the brutal torture of innocent animals is the one crossing the line.
I respect PETA because they have this no bullshit attitude. Let me ask you, why would you expect anyone to respect the property of an entity that - through their actions - has contributed to the brutal murder and slaughter of innocent beings? As far as i am concerned the moment you commit such a horrendous crime, you forfeit any "rights" to your property or to respect for your views.
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I wonder how many faux fur coats have been defaced by PETA... I mean, do they ask "is that real?" before throwing the paint, or touch it to check, or just throw paint on any random fur coat they see? If it's faux fur, do they offer to pay the victim back? (Some of those things are expensive!)
@ PRmamacita,
actually I have considered it - that or the ink from some pen that is in my purse or some shit. There must be a way to destroy the fur coats of these bitches.
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damn...I wonder if she likes fur..
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I normally don't care for Brooke ,but admire her now. It takes real courage to go against ignorant political correctness. Fur is a thing of beauty. Most animal lovers are nuts, hypocrites and abuse victims.
This may be a random comment, but I was always sure Brooke is the Coke Mom from all the internet stories.
My mom had one of those mink scarf things with the head and feet, and when my son was little he found it and said "Grandma, why do you have a dead weasel in the drawer?"
WTF is this about??? Her karma will be bad bad bad for a long time to come. There's an infinite number of dreams available to us & she chooses designing a fur coat!!!!!!
As the old saying goes "it takes forty dumb animals to make a fur coat, but only one to wear it".
There are celebrities I'll always like even if I think all their movies, music, art or whatever is the biggest load of bollocks on the planet - if - they speak up & show support for animal welfare.
So Julia Roberts, Pammy Anderson, Kim Bassinger are all good by me cause they all have hearts.
I said being a vegetarian was a good choice for me. I don't care what anyone else here eats.
In fact - eat THIS.
As for what would happen to all the cows and chickens and pigs? Lmao at that!
They are bred and forcefully raped and made to eat chemicals and hormones in order to procreate in the numbers they do. This is human-orchestrated mass production. Animals do not naturally breed in these numbers!!
It would take one to two generations of animals for the mass of numbers to stop and then the usual, slow breeding (with exceptions like deer etc) to resume.
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This bitch's inner and outer ugliness have finally caught up. She should instead make a coat out of the fur on top of her stupid head, and suffocate in it...
I HATE PETA, but this is just disgusting. Her looking at all those dead pelts with some kind of "fashion interest" makes me sick. Yeah, fur is out there, and yeah, it's not illegal to wear so you essentially have a right to wear it. Just don't think you'll be any friend of mine, or get any respect from me. It's disgusting and completely unnecessary to those of us with access to warm garments NOT made of animal fur.
When I see a person wearing fur I see a very ugly side to their character. I would most certainly steer clear. And for the record I have been a vegetarian for many years, I don't preach but I do try to live according to humane principles. Leave the fucking fur with it's original owner-they look great. You (Brooke) will look like a mean old lady.
I hope PETA holds her down and shaves the bushness she calls eyebrows growing on her face and makes a cape out of them.
What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only two prostitutes!
Burn in Hell Brook Shields, this idea for dream coat is obviously a lame attempt for publicity from a fur coat designer. Watch her promoting fur coats for some a--hole in the fall.
I find it strange that she went to see how fur is made, but didn't bother stopping at a fur farm to find how fur is really made.
Thousand of screaming tortured animals skinned alive.
Anyone who wears fur coat is a vulgar idiot, these animals are killed in the cruelest possible way, skinned alive.
Oh and that Latisse Lash crap is giving her Racoon eyes.
Submitted by Cake666 on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 4:22pm.
PFF! Rodents breed like crazy, might as well make use out of it and make a nice coat :P
If you use the fur, also eat the meat. Otherwise it's a waste.
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What a revolting story. I used to like Brooke Shields but if I ever run into her (as if that's likely) I'll tell her to go fuck herself. Stupid ignorant bitch.
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PFF! Rodents breed like crazy, might as well make use out of it and make a nice coat :P
If you use the fur, also eat the meat. Otherwise it's a waste.
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For your health.
Fuck Brooke Shields.
I'm offended. It simply isn't OK.
And forget PETA, get the ALF on her ass.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 12:49pm
Me too! What part of WI are you from?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by Frost on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:43am.
She probably can use what is left on the wax strip to make her own fur coat.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 3:29pm.
I can assure you that the farms and slaughterhouses in which we keep our cattle are nothing compared to the gruesome conditions you encounter on fur farms or when you watch an animal chase where a little creatures head is smashed in with steel toed boots so someone can adorn their corpses with them. I am not saying the situation in our slaughterhouses are nice and fuzzy for the cattle, but they are much better than what's going on on fur farms.
Honestly, no one needs fur. Aside from it just looking tacky and pimp-ish, it really is a practice that comes at an unacceptable cost.
I live in SoCal and I can assure you if i ever run into someone with a fur coat, I will spray paint it. This is something I am actually ok with going to jail for. Too bad someone feels that wearing the fur of a tortured animal on their liposucked asses and silicone tits is somehow their belonging that I or anyone needs to respect. They never had any right to it in the first place.
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Do you normally run around with cans of spray paint in your purse, just for the sole purpose of harrassing people in fur?? LOL
Submitted by aquarius on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 3:47pm
Amen! The ASPCA is great. They are the ones that do the dirty work and aren't non-profit versions of celeb whores. They claim they do all this crazy stuff to draw attention/awareness to their cause, but all they do is create more divisiveness.I have never heard anyone say "when PETA gave Obama shit for swatting a fly, I decided to opne the windows and let flies deposit fecal matter on my food and skin since I now am moved not to swat them."
I would rather donate to the ASPCA or local animal rescues than PETA.
I can understand CPG's view; if those were dog or cat skins in the picture with Brooke, there would be a lot of people upset.
Um, I SAID I dated a guy who was uncut. Discuss.
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@CPG
There is a difference between respecting a PERSON and respecting that person's opinion. You can think my opinion is stupid, wrong, etc., just like I can think the same of yours. But once you resort to calling the PERSON names because of what they believe, you've crossed the line. It certainly isn't going to win anyone over to your way of thinking. Neither is destroying property.
I only posted on this in the first place to express my disgust of PETA's methods. I think that their name -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals -- is a noble cause. However, rather than actually DOING anything to further this cause, they destroy property and harass people. There are other animal-rights groups (the ASPCA and Humane Society come to mind) that use their resources to promote animal well-being -- funding no-kill shelters, spaying/neutering, etc. PETA drives people away from a noble cause with its tactics, much as you drive people away from your stance by hurling personal insults.
*golf claps CandyPerfumeGirl*
In other news, Hell just froze over.
I can't believe some of you support fur. I thought the Dlisted crowd was above meaningless torture of animals but whatever.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 3:18pm.
Honey, nobody is going to stop wearing anything in their wardrobe whether you bandy around insults or not. You are a perfect stranger, and a really annoying sounding, self righteous one at that.
I dream of a world free of cows, chickens and expecially pigs. If you have to eat dead flesh at least stay away from that filthy meat!!!
If people didn't eat them maybe they could become almost extinct & be kept in zoos or something.
I would wear my fur to the zoo to go see them!
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@ aquarius
I can assure you that the farms and slaughterhouses in which we keep our cattle are nothing compared to the gruesome conditions you encounter on fur farms or when you watch an animal chase where a little creatures head is smashed in with steel toed boots so someone can adorn their corpses with them. I am not saying the situation in our slaughterhouses are nice and fuzzy for the cattle, but they are much better than what's going on on fur farms.
Honestly, no one needs fur. Aside from it just looking tacky and pimp-ish, it really is a practice that comes at an unacceptable cost.
I live in SoCal and I can assure you if i ever run into someone with a fur coat, I will spray paint it. This is something I am actually ok with going to jail for. Too bad someone feels that wearing the fur of a tortured animal on their liposucked asses and silicone tits is somehow their belonging that I or anyone needs to respect. They never had any right to it in the first place.
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---"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
If you're not eating a cow, chicken, pig or fish, what other meat eating animal is? Do you condemn animals that eat other animals for survival? These animals certainly aren't killed by other animals for their FUR to look good in the wild.
*scoffs*
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 3:05pm.
I know we all know what goes on in fur farms but if we know what cows, sheep, chicken, pigs etc really go through, we'd know that both kind of "farming" are actually very similar.
I live my own life quietly but I do know that a vegetarian life with no animals for clothing or shoes is the right thing for me.
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Good for you. Meat is actually beneficial to eat. It has purpose.
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 2:48pm.
Don't crucify you? For what? Being a kind person? The world is filled with too many sick people who go out of their way to hit turtles and kick puppies.
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Because some people on here actually believe that killing animals for a purpose such as eating and being healthy from the nutrients is equivalent to some vapid bitch who kills animals just to look "fashionable"... har har.
Btw, if we banned all meat in the USA, I wonder how all the cows, chickens, and pigs could even survive on their own. Maybe cows but chickens and pigs? Come on.