Blaaaaake No More
Amy Wino has been seen on the streets of London with a piece who looks like he doesn't reek of Port-A-Potty water and dog sweat (see pictures of the two here), so this is an upgrade for her. Or if she gets the tingles for bitches who smell like Port-A-Potty water and dog sweat, then this is a downgrade for her.
Anyways, Wino and film director/producer Reg Traviss have been bumping assholes for a few weeks now. They were introduced by a mutual friend, because they live down the street from one another. Wino was planning to re-marry Blaaaaaake a few months ago, but she's sent him back to the septic tank from which he came from and now she's resting her crackhive in Reg's lap every night. A source tells The Sun, "He's a decent bloke with his feet firmly on the ground. He's cultured and talented and they talk and laugh about all sorts. And they are openly affectionate in front of friends and family now too."
Wino's father Mitch got two young kids to help his fat ass up onto his soap box so he could say that he approves of her new boyfriend, "I'm happy she's got a new boyfriend. I'm happy she's moving on with her life. He's a normal bloke, very nice."
Dating a dude who most likely wipes his ass crack after he cacas and doesn't break all your light bulbs to smoke crack out of them is a nice change for Wino. And somebody should tell her that when she goes down on Reg and doesn't come up with a mouth full of scab skin, that's normal. No matter what Blaaaake told her.
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If this gets an album out of her soon, I approve this shit!
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Is he wearing an ascot?
She could take 1000 baths in lye but she will still look dirty b/c of her escapades these past few years.
I love Amy, but i can't see her with this dude, unless this clean-cut image of his is all fake-fuckery. Something just doesn't seem right.
Fuck BLAAAAAAKE.
If dude is so "normal" and "nice" why would he want to hook up with Wino's rabid vadge of horrors?
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
Aw I always thought she and Black were 2gethah 4evah? Sadness.
Blake will be back. Mark my words.
Well from the pics of them together (the link MK posted) he seems to appear way out of her league. She's still sporting those slippers...
It is way past time for her to start working another look. That eye makeup has always been an epic fail and the crackhive needs to go. Maybe her nice new boyfriend will take her to a nice new stylist...or just any stylist to begin with.
"He's a decent bloke with his feet firmly on the ground. He's cultured and talented and they talk and laugh about all sorts."
So what's he doing with a crackhead? There must be something wrong with him.
Maybe it's just a savior complex.
(ETA: Maybe it's the ascot. Or cravat. Whatever you call that faggy scarf thing tucked into his shirt.)
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:32am.
Wino's eyeliner bugs the shit out of me.
have you seen that IRL? oh my God.
Amy Winehouse has a jaw I'd like to punch.
lol....i had to google dick docking. ha ha
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:42am.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:38am.
What's dick docking? Is it like scissoring for sapphic ones?
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So how long before she fucks this guy up and hes in a dark alley some where sucking dick for his next hit of crack! Anyone want to start a pool?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:38am.
What's dick docking? Is it like scissoring for sapphic ones?
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GOOGLE IT :D
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
shit, Pete Doherty is an improvement from Blake. You can't get any lower than Blaaaaaaaake.
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We've been running around, year after year
blinded with pride, blinded with fear
But it's daybreak
If you wanna believe it can be daybreak
Ain't no time to grieve, said it's daybreak
- Barry Manilow
Agreed on the eyeliner point. Wouldn't it get old wearing your makeup the same way for YEARS?
There's probably something wrong with this guy, if not for the sole fact that he's dating Wino. He looks... strange. There will probably be some story about them breaking up already in two weeks, otherwise they'll likely delve into a pit of depravity together.
And she actually does look healthy. The fake freckles aren't even irritating me anymore.
Trust me...she will get bored in a few months. I tried going from bad boys to nice boys and lemme tell you...I was fucking bored out of my mind after a while. All I kept thinking about was rough trade sex and drugs. I would sneak into the bathroom just to do bumps of coke. :) I can totally see Amy doing this.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:24am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:22am.
Bumping assholes? Is that something teh gheys do?;p
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no we dock dicks when we're not circumsized, I wouldn't know anything about that because I don't do that shit, I'm not gay or suck penises into my mouth
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What's dick docking? Is it like scissoring for sapphic ones?
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I'll believe the Wino is getting into clean and sober territory when she lasers off the Blake tattoo. Otherwise this guy is just a place holder until her next binge.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:32am.
Wino's eyeliner bugs the shit out of me.
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ME too! Can she just get over it already?! Jeez.
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Wino's eyeliner bugs the shit out of me.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:17am.
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Yeah, I'm done with this bitch. I can't stand looking at her and she never makes any music. What the fuck is the point?
♥ Threadkilla!
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Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:24am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:22am.
Bumping assholes? Is that something teh gheys do?;p
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no we dock dicks when we're not circumsized, I wouldn't know anything about that because I don't do that shit, I'm not gay or suck penises into my mouth
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It's ok, sucky - I'm sure they din't mean to leave you out - maybe your ass is just not flat enough..
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
I wanna see this bitch on Intervention. Standing on the street infront of her house in her manky ass ballet shoes with a bottle of beam in her hand drinking it out of a straw yelling at her mum and dad. Then again that is pretty much every episode of Intervention.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:22am.
Bumping assholes? Is that something teh gheys do?;p
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no we dock dicks when we're not circumsized, I wouldn't know anything about that because I don't do that shit, I'm not gay or suck penises into my mouth
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Bumping assholes? Is that something teh gheys do?;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Every time I see this disgusting excuse for a woman, the hair stands up on my arms and I get acid roll up.
Umm, hello...it's always the "clean cut" ones who are on the serious sh*t. Don't let this bootleg Ralph Lauren Polo model fool you. Hello, did we not see American Psycho people?!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:17am.
People smoke crack out of lightbulbs?
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Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 06/02/2010 - 11:13am.
The most disturbing part of the report is that she's moved into my area. Save me Jebus.
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If you see her please let her in. We'll be expecting first-person accounts of your nightly encounters.
He's wearing an ascot, WTF?
People smoke crack out of lightbulbs?
WELL SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SEPARATE THOSE ASSWHIPES TO GET THEM FROM FEEDING OFF ONE ANOTHER BUT I DONT HAVE A REAL GOOD FEELING ABOUT WINO. SHES STUCK ON THE SPOON AND NEEDLE AND WILL DO IT REGARDLESS OF WHO SHE IS ROMANTICALLY HOOKED UP WITH. PEOPLE PUT WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING STOCK INTO REHABS AND AA TYPE ORGANIZATIONS. THE ONLY THING THAT WILL GET AN ADDICT TO QUIT FOR GOOD IS WHEN THEY SINCERELY AND TOTALLY NO LONGER ENJOY OR WANT TO DO WHAT THEY ARE DOING. ITS JUST THAT FUCKING SIMPLE.
Oh please, let's not be naive, he looks like he loves sucking the glass ding-dong too.
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The most disturbing part of the report is that she's moved into my area. Save me Jebus.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I agree, she'll be back with Scabby in a few months but before that she'll introduce poor Reg-in-the-ascot to the Dragon!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
She'll have this one moved from coke to crack in three months, just like all the rest. Blake is the only one that can keep up with her when it comes to drugs. Wino looks washed in the pictures but that bitch is not clean and sober.
god, that scabby dick image was too much. i'm still trying not to barf.
but yeah, amy, get some normal!
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awwww...I really thought she and BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKe we gonna make it this time around.
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I'm sorry.. is he wearing an ascot?
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she'll be back, she's hoooked on that dick, she's just using this guy to make Blake hurt, you'll see.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBLAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
still with the fucking ballet slippers, Amy?
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
is that a recent picture? she looks, well, sorta healthy.