Dances with BABIES!!!!
Kevin Costner's sperm is unstoppable! 55-year-old Kevin became a father for the seventh time yesterday when his 36-year-old trophy wife Christine Baumgartner evicted a baby girl from her womb. There's no need to light a saints candle for Christine's uterus, because she only gave birth to 3 members of Kevin's child army. The other 4 came from 2 previous baby mama je'es.
As anyone would expect (just look at them), Kevin and Christine gave their daughter a completely normal boring names that makes steamed rutabagas look exciting. They named her: Grace Avery Costner. Grace Avery kind of sounds like the name of a china pattern you might put on your wedding registry at Macy's.
Kevin's other kids are named: Hayes Logan (16 months old), Cayden Wyatt (3), Liam (13), Joe (22), Lily (23) and Annie (25).
Congrats to Kevin's old ass sperm. Even though they have to travel on a Hoveround, they still get the job done. And congrats to Christine's bottom line. Another adorable money sign under her belt! Gold digger salute!
And one of the last times I posted Kevin Costner baby news, I ended it with our friend Scarlett eating table with her ass. So let's make a new tradition! Every time a Costner spawn joins us, Scarlett will take a tumble. Bitch better get two helmets for her ass, because I have a feeling she's going to be doing this often.
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55 is not that old. You kids will get there sooner than you think if you make it that far.
Not quite sure why this news raises such negative observations!!! He seems to be able to afford the children, so whats the big deal??? And it is not abuse to have children later in life, good grief!!! Crawl back under your rock! And as far as his hair is concerned, at least he isn't sporting John Ravolta's amazingly fake looking head of . . . hair??? which looks like spray on paint.
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"Cayden"? "Grace Avery"?! Ugh. I hate names like this. Better than some of the dumb shit celebs name their kids, but this is white trash shit.
Trophy Wife looks a bit.... special.
Kevin's just showing out, gloating that he can still make spermies. Selfish. Too bad you'll be 74 when your new kid graduates high school. Famous or no, no kid likes to have their dad mistaken for their granddad.
When she first gets on the table you hear it creak really loud. LMFAO!!! This clip never gets old.
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Scarlett rules YouTube. I loved one "reaction" video where the person says even before she falls "That table is crying".
LOL MK - you are straight evil!!! I was already LMAO at the 20 second mark because this never gets old.
That must have really hurt. Luckily for her she is well-padded.
That video is great, now wouldn't you think she might have jumped off when the table starts cracking and groaning - nope. Fab.
perhaps kevin should invest in a lacefront, because the wig he's trying to rock now is ready for liftoff...
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*snort*...i never get tired of scarlett and her tumble...
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I find myself apologizing for laughing so hard at that video. Especially the slow mo at the end. OMG, that was too funny. That had to hurt.
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If you have a hot wife and tons of money, creating as many offspring as you can is understandable. But you would think the guy would just get tired of the hassle of babies at his age.
I think Grace Avery is a pretty name. I remember so many women being in love with Costner in the 80's, I was more of a Keanu girl.
i feel so wrong, but that made me laugh and laugh.
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Baumgartner, your roots are showing. Costner, your hairpiece is showing.
LMFAO! Scarlett never fails to make me laugh.
Does this guy even work any more? The name might mean something on TV, but on a movie it would be reason to stay away. Hasn't it been a good 50 years since "Field of Dreams"?
@ Mrs. Campbell. Yes he does .. he has that Eliot Spitzer brow described as a neanderthal brow which is indicative of a hunter sex fiend.
Are there any nude photos of Kevin Costner?
Kevin seems like a genuine real 100% exclusive fishfucking realman str8 guy!
IV - wasn't it Angie Everheart that he dated and knocked up inbetween?
*goes to google*
CPG: Actually, Costner didn't marry this one until 2004, and divorced his first wife in 1994. He did, however, knock up some trick he didn't marry in between the two. So, he's a cheating dog but he didn't leave his wife for this one.
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Well, I supposed he's still loaded and not worried about alimony. He takes occasional acting gigs, but I guess he invested his earnings from Dances With Wolves in the stock market.
Nothing like being your own child's grandfather...and "Hey my new brother is younger than my own kids"
Selfish, indulgent and spoiled.
Ugh, gross. How many fucking kids does one person need to create? Cannot congratulate this shit. Totally cosigning "bag and tag that pud".
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Scarlett - this is why I tell my children not to stand on the furniture.
Ok Kevin, I think your child army is complete now. You can stop. Give your balls a break.
My vote is rug--looks like a nice berber...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 9:39am.
I can't figure out if Costco is wearing a rug or if he went to hair club for ginges.
So he's going to be chasing young children into his late sixties? Good life plan, Costner.
Boring or not, I love the name Grace. (It's my sister's name, so I'm biased in its favour).
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I'm a horrid person because scarlett made me laugh. On the other hand, that looks like it really hurt in a few places. Ewww!
PS. Raising my two boys kicked my ass when I was in my 30s. I'm definitely too old now.
I can't figure out if Costco is wearing a rug or if he went to hair club for ginges.
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I hate golddiggers in all fashion - but this chick doesn't come off as one. Ever see her wedding ring? It is the size of a pea and she doesn't seem too bothered with it and doesn't go around asking for too much attention.
Children at 55?
That's some form of child abuse!
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What a loser. He left his wife of 16 years and 4 children to be with this stupid gold-digging slut and now at 55 he is having another kid. If a woman had a baby at 55, people would be pissing their pants and call her an irresponsible bitch but he is in the news and is being congratulated. I dont know, I have no respect for men who leave their wives of decades to go marry someone younger. That's just a sign of having no class and integrity and being nothing but a superficial prick.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 8:36am.
ahhh! I missed Scarlet. Thanks MK. you dyke.
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hahaha damn!
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Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 8:50am.
Scarlet is the ONLY interesting part of that post. HAWT! ETA-I love the table's ominous groan at 00:28.
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I forgot how much she makes me laugh!
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Oh, baby! I love it when you get a case of the sentimentals. **Licks photo of MK**
This video brings me through the wayback machine to a day I laughed my entire ass off, all my lower arm fat, plus my waddle. It was THAT funny. And still is.
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ahhhh Scarlet! Memories of good times gone by!
and I still think KC is sexy if an asshole.
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There was nothing sexier than Costner in No Way Out. However, he is a pretty wooden actor, so this table thing is apropos.
I predict this child will have a terrible British accent.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 8:50am.
I love the table's ominous groan at 00:28.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Haha! It's not right to laugh so much at someone else's pain, but dammit, that Scarlet shit is FUNNY!!! BEST FALLING DOWN VIDEO EVER! On topic: who cares about Kevin's sperm? He hasn't been relevant since The Bodyguard..
why the FUCK does he keep knocking bitches up?!! bag and tag that fucking pud and FIX YOUR HAIR!
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When I was 12 I had a HUGE crush on Kevin Costner, Id still hit it!
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People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
All the guys getting with the gold diggers should look at the salute link and realize that is what their money will be supporting 20 yrs later.
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She's sportin' a White Oprah vibe. We may have new fodder for MK in about 16 years!!
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Love how the Cos sued the doc who snipped his sack and he fathered a kid with some socialite and never sees the kid. Now he's popping them like Toaster Strudels.
Real hypocrite this guy.
Now if his machine for oil will work in the Gulf Coast, I'd fall in love with him again.
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who's Scarlett? i thought that was the Precious chick.
Scarlet is the ONLY interesting part of that post. HAWT! ETA-I love the table's ominous groan at 00:28.
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