What A Fucking Lady
Just because Amy Wino now has a boyfriend who wears clean chonies and probably dabs the corners of his mouth with a fresh white hanky after he drunks voms into a toilet, doesn't mean she needs to hang up her crackhive and retire her messy drunken ways. And thank the bottle of well whiskey for that, because then we wouldn't have these glorious pictures of Amy Wino striking all kinds of "skanky sorority girl with a fake ID" poses last night.
Wino performed a small set at the Jazz After Dark bar and celebrated the fact that she didn't spit into the eye of an audience member or pass out into the drum set by infecting some of her fans and throwing fuckfaces at the paps. If Hugh Hefner is ever looking for a centerfold for Playboy's Beauties of the Crackhouse issue, he just needs to put a shot of something strong on his doorstep and Wino will come a running!
Here's Wino looking like she just crawled out of a dumpster where she was passed out face first in a pile of old extra chunky chili. Wait, maybe that wasn't chili.
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I think Wino has introduced a term into modern English "An Amy" A term used to describe someone whose life hits a point beyond rockbottom and goes even beyond oblivion. I just hope her handlers wear gloves.
What a huge mess. Someone needs to buy her a mirror.
ugghh she's so skinny she looks like someone who survived a modern day concentration camp. the only flesh left that wouldn't be starved off is her fake boobs. i don't think they had fake boobs back then when that was really going down
So now she's sporting the snookie tan? She looks so fucking shithouse and hideous!
Amy's a chav at heart.
When i look at those pictures, I can hear a female cockney voice going 'Oiii!Wathcherr lookin'at, ya fackin' cant!... TAXAY!!!.. Waaait, I lost me fackin' knickers!!! "
The title is epic.
Is she using Lohan's tanner or something?
WHY ALWAYS WITH THE BALLET SLIPPERS? Can't this bitch wear a different pair of shoes for a change?
well at leeast her ballet slippers are clean for now...the rest of her is a plastic surgery major fail...what happened to her quirky unique ass, she is turning into plastic fantastic...and anyone notice how dirty her hands are...ick nast...
May I just point out the 17th thumbnail? Who the HELL walks like that?!
This chick hasn't produced in years so I'm guessing her record company is holding onto her junkie ass so they have full control of everything after she does her final OD.
Submitted by oggie168 on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:18pm.
Why would you pump up your boobs, and still look like a skank? Oh, I don't know, and I actually don't care. For some reason though she reminds me of Keith Richards, and as well know Keith Richards can not be killed by conventional weapons, so this dainty little flower might surprise all of us, and continue breathing for many years.
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Good call! Hmmm, I smell a conspiracy...
I hate junkies, especially junkies who at one time had more than their fair share of talent and opportunity and now seem to be perfectly happy watching all of it circle the bowl. Fuck them.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 12:48pm
Agreed. I still listen to her cds. I just block out the mess she's become like they're two seperate entities.
Her tit-tay balls really gross me out.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:53pm.
SORRY! My computer keeps flashing Internal Server Error on this page (I blame that damn Wino). Ha! Or maybe someone did report me...?
I haven't seen that flick, but I went to imDb, and it is CRAZY how good (young, well-fed) Renee Zellweger looks in the still shots! Unrecognizable.
I will try and check it out...Thanks!
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:50pm.
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No, it's beautiful. It's not gratuitous...it's a good story, well told. That's what takes the offense away, for me...plus it ain't that bad! This is the new millenium - I watched the "Centipede" clip AND I click THE LINK. This was nothing compared to all that;p
Have you ever seen Love and a .45? It's like Natural Born Killers on crack - damn I love that movie!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:42pm.
Whew! I thought people were going to go thru that gallery and report me (and I wouldn't be at all offended if they did...I think I'm gonna report myself)
I liked the vibe of it -- very NATURAL BORN KILLERS in it's look (Uh-oh, I made myself look like a psycho again, didn't I? Don't worry, I got it...**clicks "report abuse"**)
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:37pm.
@ SarahR
I put in "badass girl" in my search, and found it, but my avie doesn't do it justice (can anyone see the shotgun on the front seat?).
PULP BOOK (NSFW, scroll to 19/27, I warn you now, the pics get fukkin' NUTS after that):
http://www.pulpartbook.com/gallery.html
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That's an AWESOME book! I love the way it puts Lindsay's "art" in the light that it belongs - there'sa big difference between the bullshit of her career and this guy's work.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it." ~Professor Whoreface
Every hoe ha dem stick a bush!~Jamaican Proverb:)
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
She is disgusting.
@ SarahR
I put "badass girl" in my search, and found it, but my avie doesn't do it justice (can anyone see the shotgun on the front seat?).
PULP BOOK (NSFW, scroll to 19/27, I warn you now, the pics get fukkin' NUTS after that):
http://www.pulpartbook.com/gallery.html
THE VIDEO FEATURING THE MODEL (w/ crazy-ass music, but not so nekkid or covered in blood):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybWxQPvOMC8
I'm glad that I no longer have to look at her face because I can focus on her tits instead. Smart move on her part.
Soooo Sad. Its like looking at a stalled car on the railroad tracks with a speeding train only seconds away. It isn't funny anymore!
Just looking at her makes me sick.
I need to check into the clinic.
Oh, wait, Wino has my bed.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Why would you pump up your boobs, and still look like a skank? Oh, I don't know, and I actually don't care. For some reason though she reminds me of Keith Richards, and as well know Keith Richards can not be killed by conventional weapons, so this dainty little flower might surprise all of us, and continue breathing for many years.
Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
@ somuchbetter: Where is your avie from? It looks like some cool old album. I like.
I would probaby let Wino kiss me like that girl in the thumbnail. I would be deathly afraid I just caught the hep and herpes, but I give into girls who are pushy like that.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
so what do you think will give her cancer first, her tanning bed or the ciggies? I guess the booze could give her cancer too, eh? Amy, Amy, Amy...get your head straight girl.
I bet she smells like a spoiled pork chop with ashtray sauce.
Wow, she was actually performing music? I had no idea she was still in the music biz.
What is Amy exactly doing with herself now? Wasn't she working on an album in the Caribbean somewhere?
*Sigh* I'm bummed about Rue. Amy is evidence that the crazy ones always outlive the good ones.
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Betty White: Superior to Asians, but not as smart as blacks.
Next to her LiLo looks like someone of royal descent.
Is she using some kind of self tanning lotion and applying it wrong? I don't understand her color. And she's giving me Gargamel vibes.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 12:19pm.
ugh...why do i feel like i'm about to get a yeast infection just looking at this mess...
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Me too.
*passes Monistat tube to Letinstar*
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might need 2 tubes of monistat...what wino has can't easily be tamed...
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 12:19pm.
ugh...why do i feel like i'm about to get a yeast infection just looking at this mess...
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Me too.
*passes Monistat tube to Letinstar*
I'd still take the Crackie of Camden here over Blow-han any day! Both smell, look like full on cunts and annoy the hell outa' me..But at least Amy actually had talent for a time.
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Satchels of Gold
Is it physically possible for her to stand up straight?
Still a drunken, drug addicted mess. The more things change, the more they stay the same...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Ewwww, gross... Do some men really find this woman attractive???
Ugh, I'm so over Amy and her "I'm hot shit" faces. Bitch, you're overrated.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
So does anyone think the new preppie BF has jacked off onto her Blaaake tattoo yet?
She looks like she would be a good addition on the Jersey Shore. Is it just me who feels this way? Tell me I'm not the only one.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Poor Slash...to be so humiliated by his little sister.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Maybe her heady stench of Aquanet, burning plastic, shoe sweat, and old drunk vomit is masking her scent from Death...
Or maybe he thinks she's already dead.
Or some sort of clerical error...?
She is the EPITOME of class.
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Mr. Salt: [noticing signs on vats] Wonka. Butterscotch? Buttergin? Got a little something going on the side?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
She got the Hohan special! Wow nice!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I am so over this alcoholic crackhead.
GO AWAY!
Crackhead Power...activate. Amy looks like she spent the last 72hrs riding the glass dick.
Gross and a half.
Her face really does look like it's been in a bowl of chili...but omg, her body is so fucking weird looking. No legs or hips...big fake boobies and that huge wad of matted hair on her head. FUG!
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too bad joran van der sloot didn't hook up with amy
whore just fking die already goddamn it
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