Of Course Suri Has An iPad
File this under: Thing That Rich Ass Kids Have. 4-year-old Suri Cruise already has a collection of fancy high-heels that even makes Tommy Girl slobber when he looks at it, and a closet full of custom-made dresses sewn by alien children in a sweat shop on another planet, so OF COURSE she has an Apple sanitary napkin.
Life & Style says that at a midnight dinner in NYC a week ago, Suri played with her new iPad while Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie talking about dumb shit with their guests. A creepy witness said that they watched Suri draw on it for 20 minutes before she left the restaurant with her parents.
My guess is that Suri saw Tommy changing his maxi pad (his no-no leaks) one day and she begged for one of her own. Since you can't give a 4-year-old a maxi pad, he gave her the next best thing. And this is good for Suri, because now she can discreetly sketch Stepford Katie's escape route from the Scientology mansion instead of drawing it on the inside of her dress.
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Raggy-ass looking kid.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Hope to get an iPad. As a gift. Don't think it's a necessity. Can't afford to buy such item right now.
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I can't recall what I had when I was 4 years old. Well what can you expect from rich parents but all the best stuff money can buy for their kids.
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The fact that Suri Cruise has one is just going to make feel worse! Instead of dolls and other toys for kids, Suri has an iPad to play with! We all know that.. ;)
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Hopefully the poor girl will use it to google help to get the heck away from tommygirl and his robot bride!
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 4:55pm.
Eh, I'd probably be more offended by the price of the dress she's wearing. Expensive clothing for kids just makes no sense to me.
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Suri gets cuter every day.
I love kids (at times) but I don't know why I want to back over this one with my car so bad for some reason. Probably to put her out of her future misery, or maybe just because they've already spent more on her in her life than I can ever earn with my BS, MA and PHD (in progress) in Geology. I'm just trying to help the Earth and she only gives a shit about shoe shopping with mom. The 3 of them are wastes of human life.
The way these scientfuckery idiots are raising Suri, she's on her way to becoming the next Peaches Geldof/Cameron Douglas.
Being rich and spoiled child does not equal success in life.
deep down tom knows he's not raising his child properly.
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I REALLY hope she's the next Chaz Bono.
In all seriousness, this child is not being raised properly. HIGH HEELS! On small, growing feet? Are her parents retarded? The make-up counter? I can see a make-up kit for little girls, but Katie's not fuckin' around when buying this shit. I can't afford the make-up that this child "wears".
I understand that children want to wear what THEY want to wear (my son is six and sometimes he picks out outrageous things to wear), but there is a time to draw the line, especially when it's 20 degrees, and girlfriend wants a dress on with no coat. Say NO!
There's much more, but I'll say one more thing: it's hard enough being an adopted child at times, without having the biological one being constantly talked about, photographed, and as Tom said on Oprah "Just can't say no to her". Disgusting.
Even if it's photoshopped it's clearly meant as bad publicity. The Cruises are the epitome of brain-washed products/consumers, there's nothing unique or ground breaking about having the same gadget than a spoilt 4 year old scientology girl.
I'm still puzzled why anyone would really want the iPad. It may be cool but it looks awkward to hold. I'd rather have a laptop that can effing run flash.
Submitted by paulapoo on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 4:04pm.
Even admitting that that isn't Suri's own personal iPad (which is not that far off to believe seeing as Tommy Girl bought a whole APARTMENT for her to play in a couple years back), do you honestly think it's wise to let a 4-year old play with a 1000$ electronic gadget? Don't you think she might, I don't know, break it? I don't know how old your kids are but in my experience that is the recipe for disaster, even with slightly older kids. Granted, Tom is rich and probably doesn't think twice before buying a new one if Suri wrecks the first iPad, but it's still crazy. Get the girl a piece of paper and some crayons.
I cant wait for Suri's Tell All book/interview when she gets older
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That's a rich kids etch-a-sketch!
Eh, I'd probably be more offended by the price of the dress she's wearing. Expensive clothing for kids just makes no sense to me.
YEs I will get hell for this and I shouldn't be talking about children blah blah but SURI always looks mangy to me...
Fuck @ 4yrs old, I din't even get a bloody birthday cake until I was 6yrs old. This kid get's an iPad because it is an importnat step, you see Suri cruise will become Supreme Leader of the Scientology religion, she will hve direct contact to Zenu himself, and to prepare for this momentes occasion in the 22nd century Suri will need to stay up during the twilight hours and learn to communicate to Zenu, this will be done by computer obviously.
All Hail Suri!, we must not forget her Lieutenants or Apostles are currently being created in the womb of High Prietess Kelly Preston Travolta.
Is the eyewitness sure that the iPad is solely Suri's, and not her mom's? I mean geez, I let my kids play with my cell phone in restaurants to keep them distracted. (not that I'm sticking up for those crazy biznitches)
why does a CHILD need a $1000 ipad?
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Ahhaha... that photo is hilarious. Photoshopped, but hilarious. The ipads are pretty heavy, there's no way that little kid could hold it like that, even though she IS a "very strong woman". And really that kid is revolting, but it's the parents' fault. I love my gadgets, but I don't think they foster creativity or growth in kids for the most part, nor does it instill any sense of responsibility and earning what you have by just handing over that stuff. It's just important for Tommy the Hobbit to spoil that little brat rotten for some reason. Maybe because she got his nose and he feels badly about it.
Midnight dinner? Why was a 4-year-old out at dinner at MIDNIGHT? And now an iPad. Christ, this kid is going to be a major-league snot when she grows up.
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Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 and a half years. I'm no dummy.
The way she's holding it, it's gonna be broken in about a minute. That's money well spent.
When I was 4 I had a Speak-n-Spell....
an iPad??!?! Redonkulous!
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Does it have a word processor? Maybe Suri can scrawl "Pleeze help meeee.... my parentz are crazee!" and leave it in a restaurant bathroom for the waitstaff to find.
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I didn't read all the posts so I don't know if anyone see what I see...I suspect Photoshop put that in her hands!
The next Lindsay Lohan............
Yeah because every 4yr old needs an ipad! rolls eyes! Just becasue you have the money to buy one or because the alien baby wants one dosent mean you need to run right out and get one! Lindsay Lohan isnt gonna have shit on this kid when shes grown, just watch!
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People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by oggie168 on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 2:03pm.
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Ummm.....ok:)
But for true - when my kid was three I gave her a chalk wall. She could do whatever she wanted up there. And I gave her a spray bottle and a rag. Washing the wall was almost as fun as drawing on it;p
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@kiv it is photoshopped. The picture is just an 'add on" my Mike. It's there to go with the story. Apple has nothing to do with it/
is it wrong to despise a 4 year old?
Fortunately for Suri, any Scientology approved "Friends of Suri" are at this moment being trained to cater to her every whim and never question her sense of entitlement. Her parents have created a monster and she's going to be hell on wheels in about 10 years.
FFS what's the bloody point unless she really is 14 or whatever it is she's meant to be now.
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Submitted by oggie168 on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 2:03pm.
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Ummm.....ok:)
But for true - when my kid was three I gave her a chalk wall. She could do whatever she wanted up there. And I gave her a spray bottle and a rag. Washing the wall was almost as fun as drawing on it;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by oggie168 on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:51pm.
When I was 4 years old I had some stolen crayons from IHOP, and my bedroom wall-that was my iPad.
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Are you kidding? That kicks iPad ass! :)
What iPad? I don't need no fucking iPad!
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You damn right girl, and when I wanted to erase something I just pissed on the wall.
yepx3 - Nicole cannot have custody of them for many of Toms stupid reasons, one being, she never accepted Scientology, or converted, so HE will raise them as scientologists and mostly, HE doesn't want her telling them the truth about him and his evil cult.
The COS and Tommy are holding something over Nicoles head to keep her mouth shut.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:53pm.
At 4 yrs old I had a fucking etch a sketch.
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It's amazing how things change, but having a iPad isn't going to make her any smarter.
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Funny, I hear differently. Something about Tom and Nicole's heavily COS-influenced divorce agreement giving Tom custody and him passing it along to his sister. Also, Nicole is vocal about wanting to reach her children and being blocked by COS operatives. She was never down with Scientology and even though I think I read somewhere that Tom is not against his children having a relationship with Nicole, their Scientology handlers purposefully keep her away because they fear she will be a dissenting influence.
And "showing up for games" while your other kid has her own apartment to play in does not good parenting make.
I though that TOm took the kids away from Nicole and she is not allowed to see them due to some secret he is holding. Nicole wanted to be involved in their lives and they took em away and force them to call Katie mom
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Why is this robot out with her idiotic parents at a MIDNIGHT DINNER anyway?
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Suri is going to grow up to me 10000000000000000000000000x worse than Blohan and her entitlement delusions.
I think Tommy keeping the kids (in Scientology) was one of his conditions for Nicole's release. I doubt she would be allowed much contact with them in any case.
And, I'm a total whore, I just clicked over to buy that little dress for my kid. Sue me, it's cute.
Submitted by oggie168 on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 1:51pm.
When I was 4 years old I had some stolen crayons from IHOP, and my bedroom wall-that was my iPad.
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Are you kidding? That kicks iPad ass! :)
What iPad? I don't need no fucking iPad!
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Disgusting - not only that spoilt brat has an Ipad, she also wears better dresses than most of us.
Soon people will be getting Ipad for their pets and we will start getting jealous of rich poodles.
Dog, in Scientology, the children are raised without rules, barriers, they set their own pace/schedules as not to be tained.
Why does that ipad look like it's photoshopped into the picture? Is this apple's clever way of marketing their product?