Zack Morris Is Single
After 14 years of being chained to each other's genitals, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife Lisa Ann Russell have decided to take a hammer to that shit. But at least they'll always have these precious Sears Portrait Studio gems.
Lisa and Mark started dating shortly after they met on the set of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Lisa played a "sorority girl." They have a 6-year-old son and a 4-year-old daughter together. Mark's spokeswhore issued this shit about their split: "They both remain focused on their family and are jointly committed to their children."
I know you're thinking that Kelly Kapowski should put on her tightest spandex unitard and crimp her hair extra special to get Zack Morris back, but fuck that. Kelly and Zack never belonged together. It's obvious that Zack's Sun-Inned tips only sparkled for AC Slater. Zack + AC = 4Evah. This video knows what I'm talking about:
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Chained genitals?
Damn, MK!
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i still think he's adorable. seems like a nice, normal guy too.
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I had the biggest crush on him when I was like 8 years old lol.
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Submitted by Pennyroyal on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 9:03pm.
Who cares Rue McClanahan died.
I don't think Gucci was being rude. I took her post to mean that who cares about the two asshats in the above pic when something more upsetting happened like Rue dying. Just a misunderstanding.
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Gosh I hope so manimal, that just seemed wrong.
Submitted by Pennyroyal on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 9:03pm.
Who cares Rue McClanahan died.
I don't think Gucci was being rude. I took her post to mean that who cares about the two asshats in the above pic when something more upsetting happened like Rue dying. Just a misunderstanding.
i love this
Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Me in a Zach + AC Slater Sandwich might be possible now and no longer a dream!!!! There must be a god, I have to rethink this agnostic thing...
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 9:03pm.
Who cares Rue McClanahan died.
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Hey gucci,
First of all, wrong posting area if you wanna bash Rue. Who gives a fuck Lena Horne died? She could be considered an Uncle Tom for working for the same people who treated her like shit. I do care about Lena Horne BTW, but see how it feels???? I'm probably the only 30 y/o who has the 40's XM station programmed in my car. But rude comments like yours are disgusting. F-OFF
Who cares Rue McClanahan died.
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Hmmm...how many ways can I not care?
O well look at that - only one.
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Ok, I saw this guy in an off Broadway play in Jan...he was zee STAR. Anyway, someone's been hitting the gym hard! He looked REALLY good and I never thought he did. Oh, and his acting was good. Was very gracious when giving my friend an autograph.
I Wiki'ed his ass right after...he's been with that woman a long time. Anyone know he's part Asian? I didn't.
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(ed har dy j-a-c-k-e-t)
(UG G b-o-o-t)
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LOL, that video is Brilliant. It just occured to me that this show may have its own slash fanfiction, would have surprised me before but after finding out what shows do have slashfics it doesnt :D
I love him.
Now I can finally sink my claws into him...
Yummy!!!
"...Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife Lisa Ann Russell have decided to take a hammer to that shit."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MK, you fucker!
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Grant Show was on Melrose Place. Well it's good to know that they both are pretty cool guys.
Hammer said "turn this mutha out".
Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 5:16pm.
So, he has cigar breath?!
Yep! He was with Grant Show (Melrose guy? not sure didn't watch those shows) and they were puffing it up. The two of them were really cool. My friend worked as a Stage Manager for Talk Soup & they posed with a goofy Talk Soup sign for the crew and it hung in the studio for a few years. He is hot in person....
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Aww I miss 'Zack Attack'
I totally think him and Kelly are meant to be!
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So, he has cigar breath?!
Hammer said "turn this mutha out".
while watching this I was afraid screech would jump from behind a bush jerking his banana,
That video isn't right, hehe.
I read the same rumour that she's been Lohaning it up and leaving the bebes at home.
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Anyway, I met him before, he was nice. He likes to smoke cigars too, total turn off.
Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 4:59pm.
i wanna a pair of 501 INTERNAL ERROR JEANS
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You are so crazy. HA HA
Hammer said "turn this mutha out".
I don't think Zach and Kelly dated in real-life. Zach and Lisa did. Maybe they'll get back together.....?
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Ok, that video was interesting for like the first 2 minutes...then it got a little too long and drawn out. And what's with all these splitting up after several years relationships?
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I always confuse him with James Van Der Beek. Perhaps because I never watched Saved by the Bell or Dawson's Creek.
I loved SBTB when I was younger. Had the biggest crush on Zack. Brokeback SBTB is funny, but the Dominican version is funnier.
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This is the most exciting news I've heard all day, LOL! I love me some Zack Morris!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Saved By the Bell always had those day glow neon colors on, even when it wans't cool anymore. Remember that lesbo they brought in as a love interest for Zack...Tori--she had a mototorcycle.
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The hair....HORRIBLE!
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The word is that Zack's wifey was a hard core party girl and he was doing all the staying home with the childrenz....
that bitch!
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 4:35pm.
She is a good looking gal. She looks a lot like the girl in today's Daily News who claimed she was too freaking HOT and Citibank fired her.
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Is Ms. Hot Tamale suing Citbank?
Hammer said "turn this mutha out".
I think Kelly is pregnant IRL now anyway.
Mark Paul never gave me the tingles. Too white bread I guess. Actually no one on that show ever gave me fever...they iz boringz.
She is a good looking gal. She looks a lot like the girl in today's Daily News who claimed she was too freaking HOT and Citibank fired her. Seriously. She is hot but not "fireable hot".
This gal is "divorable hot". What a shame.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 4:13pm.
Zack and Lisa are divorcing because of 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR!
Hee hee ... what is up with that, anyway?
Everyone is either breaking up or dying :(
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I wonder if he was the blind item yesterday and not Charlotte Church and her husband? The one where he was caught in bed with another guy (not the first time) and they had children, hmmm?
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never knew zack was even married...
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Ha Ha! Great video...
that's funny, I didn't even know he was married!
Well, 80s babies, Zack is back on the prowl!!!
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Zack went for an older woman eh?
Zack and Lisa are divorcing because of 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR!
This news is as exiting as coming out of this unknown country singer.