More Like "Exquisite Angel Rehab"
Unless you're my neighbor who is staring at me through his window with binoclausrs, you can't tell that I'm dancing in front of my laptop in lucite heels, because God has sent down a virgin dove from heaven to deliver a very important message to the world: THE EMPRESS OF LUCITE IS GOING TO BE ON CELEBRITY REHAB!!!!!!! The clouds in my world had gone dark after Rue McClanahan's death, but a light wrapped in lucite is now shining through.
TMZ says that Shauna has clicked her exquisite lucite heels and is floating to Dr. Drew's rehab facility in Pasadena right now. They didn't say if her addiction is to lucite or elegant ensembles from the Frederick's of Hollywood outlet, but I have a feeling Shauna is just doing this out of the goodness of her saintly heart. Shauna heard that the show is in danger of being sent to the guillotine because they didn't have any big celebrities, so she decided to lend her A-list (DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH!) name so that the show can go on. The Empress of Lucite's heart is as giving as her vagina. The Mother Theresa of porn stars.
Shauna will join a cast that already includes Tila Tequila, Gummi Bear and Jason Wahler. See what I mean? It's like fine caviar fresh out of a beluga's vagina surrounded by rotten pieces of government cheese that have been nibbled on by rabies infested rats.
But Vh1 should really consider changing the name, because Shauna Sand is more than a celebrity. She's nothing short of an angelic goddess with hair that resembles the waterfalls in heaven. So yeah, a name change is needed.
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Came across Shauna's yearbook picture on a website... http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/shauna-sand-yearbook...
My, how's she's changed!
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I think it's hilarious that tila "vietcong hooker" nguyen got her mentally retarded troll ass tossed out of a celebrity rehab show. I'll bet they figured out that she was doing it ONLY for the publicity...
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oh shit I just noticed Gummi's name ahahahah nooooooooooo
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She could be re-habbed for so many things.
thong/Lucite heel/inflated titty ball addiction.
And I have never even heard this skink's voice, and she is the only name on the list I know aside from that little Asian spring troll, so this season is sure to be beyond pathetic!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 7:20am.
What is she being rehabbed for?
A flapping, rotting, liverwurst vagina?
What a horrifying, but most likely spot on description.
Fantastic!
If they need more cast, I am sure Seth Binzer, aka "Shifty" is ready to dry out again. I couldn't help but like Seth. As kooky as he looks and acts, I think that deep down he is a super decent guy. I fear that he may try to sully and perform vile acts upon MK's lucite angel. She seems like his type.
Could they recruit Chicken Cutlets? She can go on for her addiction to posing with inanimate objects. I am sure she could pose with a crack pipe and not only make it look glamourous and sexy but also convince us it is her very best friend.
I do admit that Celebrity Rehab is my guilty pleasure. I've been saying, from the first episode, that they need to have a tribal council and vote someone off each week. If they did that, we would only have to put up with Tila for one episode.
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Whether or not Tila or Shauna have addiction problems, it looks like they are doing this for the publicity instead of getting help for their apparent "problems".
Their biggest problems are actually addiction to publicity, so this is just making it worse.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 7:20am.
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LMAO !! you guys don't hold back... this is why I love Dlisters.
What is she being rehabbed for?
A flapping, rotting, liverwurst vagina?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
hard to top Jeff Conaway's freak outs...
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
Plastic Surgery Addiction?
Can these people go to rehab for an eating disorder? Because thats my first guess here...bulemic.
PS - sadly i only know that crap about her because it's been on dlisted, haha
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
is this old skank serious? like, really? she leaked her own sex tape, going to z list "rehab" and she has what, 2 or 3 girls? what an idiot.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
"Rehab...Shauna Sand...We can all go home now" is what I'll tell Candy F. when A&E comes for me.
Sandy Duncan might be a special guest star on this abortion. Marie Osmond is waiting for the next round of casting.
Queer and deeply depressing, but the copy above could've been written 30 years ago.
omg this 500 server error horseshit MUST be due sonic distortions from the angels sounding their trumpets in unison over lucite's saintly mission in the rehab house.
i have to believe this is the reason, cause im about to gun my toshiba portable across the room if i get another server error for nothing.
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They should name the show People who are desperate for fame so they go to rehab.
"It's like fine caviar fresh out of a beluga's vagina surrounded by rotten pieces of government cheese that have been nibbled on by rabies infested rats."
ahhhh.. my new mantra...Ohmmmmmmm...
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ahahahaha! did her Lucite heels sign her up???wahahhahaha! poor heels. they need a break...they probably said "let's quit this bitch, she's making us look cheaper than we intended"
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is that a tattoo or a SCRAM bracelet?
I'm looking forward to see how everyone interacts with Frankie. Code 10 man down.
Submitted by Miami on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 7:52pm.
Yes yes yes! Bring on Jonathon Rhys Meyers! I've never watched celebrity rehab, but I would if they bring on crazy eyes with the lucite empress.
Pure goooold.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 6:49pm.
Sex "addict"...
Could be...only you don't usually associate sex addicts with women. Tila does seem to fit that description.
Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 06/03/2010 - 8:32pm.
Top of the line cast. What...the hooker who beat up the Sham Wow guy was busy?
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I wonder how Celebrity Rehab's ratings will look after the dlisted crew checks it out regularly to see how our lucite angel is doing.
I really, really hope that Tila the Troll does not get it on with our girl....
binoclausrs......Wow, I ain't heard that since my granny died. My fondest memory of her was Granny drinking half a quart of prune juice downstairs, telling me she was sleeping in my bed with me, then grabbing an empty 5 gallon paint bucket to shit in. She claimed she couldn't get to the toilet on time. I knew she did it out love.....NOW THAT'S A HAWT BIYATCH!!!!
I'm calling it! Tila baby-daddy announcement consisting of gummi bear, jason and an exquisite pair of lucite heels coming in 3... 2...
Top of the line cast. What...the hooker who beat up the Sham Wow guy was busy?
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So if they get paid to be on, the "celebrities" are offered money and air time to get better? That doesn't like the right reason to go to rehab to me.
OT: What happened to Datalounge, I can't get in.
I liked watching Daniel Baldwin on Celebrity Rehab, he is a trip.
too bad we don't get CR in these parts on regular TV. Another show to slowly kill my brain cells.
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See M.K- when one door closes, another one opens! Now go get drunk!
who are these people
Ugh, Shauna IS the moldy piece of government cheese.
Congrats MK!!! Looks like dreams do come true. I actually love watching Celebrity Rehab (except when the rocker from last season blew chow all over the carpet by his bed). Ok, now I need to think of puppies and kittens to get that image out of my head.
My picks:
1) Kelly Bensimon
2) The Hoff (a fan favorite)
3) Greasy Bear
4) Courtney Love
5) Johathan Ryms Meyer (spelling?)
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( http://www.fashionclothe.com )
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(jor dan s-h-o-e-s)
(NBA NFL NHL MLB j-e-r-s-e-y)
( lv h-a-n-d-b-a-g)
(cha nel w-a-l-l-e-t)
(D&G s-u-n-g-l-a-s-s-e-s)
(ed har dy j-a-c-k-e-t)
(UG G b-o-o-t)
WE ACCEPT PYAPAL PAYMENT
YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!!
<" staring at me through his window with binoclausrs,...">
Pretty funny when you're too excited to type. So we can't tell you're dancing in front of your laptop yeah right. I can, and I ain't got no binoclausrs.
Your words, so poetic, bring tears to my eyes.
"It's like fine caviar fresh out of a beluga's vagina surrounded by rotten pieces of government cheese that have been nibbled on by rabies infested rats." ~ MK
Tila will totally "fall in love" with Jason Davis, as soon as she googles his name and finds out his grandpappy is a billionaire.
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker?? FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)
hrmm, this season of CR is shaping up to be purdy juicy, or at least a way to kill brain cells.. fast!
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Oh wow, what a rollercoaster of highs and lows between MK's Boo's bday, the death of hot memaw crotch Blanche Deveraux, and now THIS? I think Shauna is addicted to LUCITE, she's always wearing those fucking things. Not that I can blame her - I like to wear those, too, cos clear plastic goes with absolutely EVERYTHING!
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Oh wow, what a rollercoaster of highs and lows between MK's Boo's bday, the death of hot memaw crotch Blanche Deveraux, and now THIS? I think Shauna is addicted to LUCITE, she's always wearing those fucking things. Not that I can blame her - I like to wear those, too, cos clear plastic goes with absolutely EVERYTHING!
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Perfect- she is the quint essential addition to this degradation of society. Her perfect melt at high temperature figure will add to the brain deteriorating nausea that is Dr.Drew's rehab. Hopefully she will have a faux lesbian affair with Tila, and Tila will text message Lindsay Lohan saying she was raped, and Lindsay will side-kick Shauna with her scram bracelet, making it go off, because it was exposed to unsafe levels Botox. Lindsay will then claim that the Botox was not hers, but instead it was her assistant, who threw a can of spoiled tuna at her.
Ahhh, just a dream people, just a dream.
two plastic surgery attention sluts and one washed up spoiled ass has been or never was...this should be "Plastic Surgery Attention Whores/Wanna Be Celebrity, But just basic Fugly Looozers Rehab"....but of course, as usual, I will be watching. I can't wait to see how The Empress and the Tranny Asian Hooker get along...
MK, you have a gift for adjectives!
MK, you have a gift for adjectives!