Oh, She's Just Being Britney.....I Mean....Just Being Miley
When I first read the headline "Miley Cyrus Does Girl-On-Girl Dancer Kiss On Britain's Got Talent," I pictured PedoBear putting up a DO NOT DISTURB sign on his cave door so that he could stick his bits into a jar of honey while watching this in peace. Three minutes later, Billy Ray Cyrus strolls up, gives the secret knock and PedoBear lets him in.
But that image was Magic Erased from my head after I watched the actual video of Miley pretending to mouth fuck one of her dancers. What the hell kind of goddamn fake lesbo kiss is that?! Mickey Mouse is so disappointed. One of his hos let him down.
It's at the 1:05 mark. Warning: Turn the sound off or suffocate your speakers with a fat pillow before pressing play:
That looked more like a cross-eyed lame crow with mange picking the maggots off a dead rotting pigeon near the interstate. Besides, fauxmosexual onstage kisses don't get stamped with the HOW SHOCKING label anymore. If Miley truly wanted to surprise hos, she should try emoting a sound that doesn't make people wish they didn't have ears. And a paraplegic pony could stomp around better than that.
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HAHA, too bad I can't watch it now! Oh, well!
She's still a lot better than Shitney. If Shitney circa the late '90s could make million$ offa dumbass parents buying their little girls whores outfits, why not Miley? At least she can sing IMO. Of course I wouldn't let any kid of mine emulate any of this dumb fucking shit anyway.
Wow Miley is sexy in a Mad Max Road Warrior gone gay way.
Tammy Wynette, Queen Of Country, recorded with KLF eighteen years ago, had a global hit, and did it without sliding her tongue over a backup dancer's uvula.
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Submitted by Juniperjump on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 4:04pm.
I think MK is mistaken. They weren't going for lesbian kiss but momma bird feeding baby bird with regurgitated bugs.
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That's EXACTLY what it looks like to me.
If Miley Cyrus dropped off the face of the earth right now, I'd never miss her.
Submitted by Infamous on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 10:45am.
I see a sex tape in her future. All the red flags are there
Yeah, but she's about five years late humping that bandwagon too.
I think MK is mistaken. They weren't going for lesbian kiss but momma bird feeding baby bird with regurgitated bugs.
Miley isn't thinking she's reprising Britney. She wants to be like GaGa. THAT'S who she likes and that's who she's been imitating.
First of all, this dumb bitch is only 17 and is dressing like a Baseline hooker. Secondly, my dog dances and sings better than this bitch any day. And thirdly, whoring is so 1994.
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Oh, it's you, again. *yawn*
So 2003
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You know you failed when a video of your fauxmosexual highjinks is tagged: VSFW.
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Meh. That's how birds look when they gurge up some grubs for their young. ZOMG SHOCK.
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First Christina Aguilera, now this..all of this blatant ho shit feels so 2003.
If she and Wino tongue-wrestled on stage with a nice finger-bang to end the show then we might have something to discuss. Other than that, I hear 2003 is talking to it's lawyers right now.
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The pop music meat machine grinds out another turdburger. This whole image-switch for Chipmunk Miley is so...expected. Slut outfit? Check. "Provocative" behavior? Check. Rainbow gheys twirling around as backup dancers? Check. I suggest Miley's people get a better fog machine, though. The one they're using looks to be gasping it's last breath.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Been done a billion times...yawn. You're gonna have to eat some cooch onstage to get a reaction.
That wasn't even a kiss and hardly shocking, it was stupid. She needs to slow down on her move into adult hood - people just can't deal with the switch from Hannah to young ho girl.
Cool, hope she likes the U.K. so much she moves her whole redneck family there lock, stock and trailer park. They would make a great Zoo Exhibit.
The countdown to the skankdown begins.
There are so many red flags of her impending ho-dom that it looks like a sea of used tampons...heavy flow day!
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Sheesh! I can't take this little bitch anymore....someone seriously needs to slap the living day lights out of this hoochie dancing whore.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 9:26am.
Am I the only one who's offended by fauxmosexual for so-called shock purposes?
At this point, though, I don't think they're shocking, I think they're stupid and idiotic bids for attention and record sales.
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It's all about the dead presidents on paper. She's no different than a common prostitute - just less honest.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 10:06am.
Maybe Vigilant Citizen is right. Maybe Disney IS "programming" these bitches. They all go from nice kid to mother of all harlots in a split second. What gives? And did Lizzie Maguire's programming break down or something? She should have started slutting it up a few years ago.
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But she still makes movies. The last one was shit but aimed at kids, really. There's something a little more real about that ho tho, she doesn't have a tendency to be overly sexual with her music - I think she may have actually been raised right.
But she loses points for sexualizing the concept of a Personal Jesus. That's bad.
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what the fuck was that? how lame.
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Maybe Vigilant Citizen is right. Maybe Disney IS "programming" these bitches. They all go from nice kid to mother of all harlots in a split second. What gives? And did Lizzie Maguire's programming break down or something? She should have started slutting it up a few years ago.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Ha ha, I watched it and MK's description is spot on. I immediately thought, I've seen that kiss before when vultures are picking at a carcass.
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Music is gay these days. Meanwhile, Airborne has a new song called "Born to Kill", which is used in promos for "Jonah Hex", and no one even bothers to get it noticed?
I'd never listen to Miley Cyrus's songs ever. If I did, I'd flat out remove my testicles and penis.
Be nice you guys, You know beauty is only skin deep----So I say we skin her.
"He who shall, so shall he who."
Is she even 18 yet? whatever.
Miley, please stop trying to be controversial by kissing a girl. Many others have done it before you and it just makes you look like a pathetic copycat.
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I hear her song, "500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR" on the radio constantly. Quite catchy.
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Boy, that is one bad song. I had difficulty watching that performance, I thought she was pulling a Hannibal Lecter on that girl.
Is every young star a future Pussycat Doll?
Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Submitted by Pamela on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 8:53am.
Hopefully this chick will get knocked up by one of her kin real soon and fade away into oblivion. Thats what we should all be hoping for!
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Rumor has it, she has already had at least one abortion while she was with that underwear model. So she'll most likely go that route again after one of her cousins makes her squeal like a pig.
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Have to give her credit for singing live, though...">
American Idol and Britain's Got Talent would not have allowed her on otherwise. Can't lipsynch on those.
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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 8:47am.
@FUCKIN CLASS- ur right we dont want her throw this fish back in the dirty waters preferably where BP has left its mark..
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Her voice is not SO bad...but her performance is sucky. I hate the way she moves her body and yeah - she looks like she's vomiting in that girl's mouth.
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Am I the only one who's offended by fauxmosexual for so-called shock purposes?
At this point, though, I don't think they're shocking, I think they're stupid and idiotic bids for attention and record sales. These bitches can faux kiss but Cam and Mitchell don't even get a peck on the cheek on Modern Family, and gays can't marry - BULLSHIT!!!
My short stint on the soap box- carry on.
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So she goes on Britain has Talent, to show them Americans dont have talent?