A Proud Graduate Of The Duke Brothers School Of Driving
Why bother wasting your hard-earned coins by dropping them into a toll booth when you can just say a prayer, step on the gas and General Lee over that bitch like 22-year-old Yasmine Villasana did at the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport last Tuesday. You know that while she was soaring in the air, she took a swig from a flask, lit a cigarette and winked at the camera while Smokey and the Bandit "YEEEE-HAWED" from the sidelines.
MyFoxDFW says that Yasmine's Impala flew over one car before crashing into the ground and catching on fire. Witnesses say that Yasmine tried to get back into the car while it was burning up. That crazy bitch probably wanted to do it again. Bitch's got an itch for the thrill now.
Surprisingly, Yasmine only broke her wrist during the crash and nobody else was hurt. Yasmine told police she only drank one cranberry and vodka the night before. Yasmine also continued to roll out the hilarious lies when she claimed that someone rear-ended her. I believe her. The spirit of KITT tossed her over that toll.
Yasmine was charged with DUI. But did she pay the toll? Exactly.
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bitch is my hero of the day but please find your other ear ring so you can look cuter in your mug shot!!!
LOL!!
I was at a Quizno's once when this crazy old lady pulled out of the parking lot and gunned the motor to her car. She somehow managed to back up over a curb median, a small tree, and she landed backwards ON TOP of someone else's car, with the tires of her car puncturing their windshield! We all ran outside and we were like, how in the fuck did she gun the motor that hard that she would land on TOP of someone else's car?
She said that she put it in reverse and didn't really know how she did it either. The people whose car she damaged must have had some pretty good insurance because they were laughing their ass off along with the rest of us..
Stupid fuck.
I packed my bags last night.
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Submitted by Scallywag and V... on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 3:59pm.
So she believes she is was/is a television character? Give me whatever it is shes smoking! Delusional cuntrag!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 6:12pm.
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Wow...racist, much?
Hahahah, I laughed.It was crazy and funny at the same time (funny because no one was hurt). And her mug shot looks more fierce than Chace's, if they were locked together, he would be HER b****.
this shit is insane. lmao what the fuck is one thinking; its not like the toll lanes and their accompanying booths and electronic toll signs just "came up on her". though, she really cleared that hazzards jump, didn't she.
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Yes, come on over the border to Texas, and we will give a driver's license, set you up on welfare, pay ALL your medical bills (and ALL your babies), set you up on Section 3 housing and hell, we will even give you free fucking food to eat! Pfffttt!
I don't know what this Mexican was on however, she is still sitting in jail. If ICE deports her, she will be right back only this time, she'll have to walk!
Stupid Twunt, she was going about 50mph.
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Drunk drivers survive because they are relaxed, so they have more give. They may not even realize they're having an accident until it's over. The other sober people they hit are tensed up and sustain more injuries.
That's how i've heard it explained.
If it happened in AZ we could toss this one back into the bean pot.
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Yasmine in her past life was the leggy brunette that swerved jiggered Commaro’s off impossibly tall cliffs and into the sunset.
That’s when she took a swig of that moonshine in her purse and put her pretty foot on the pedal and proceeded flying over to Heaven.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/yasmine-villasana-still-believes...
Put Yasmine in the next FAST & FURIOUS movie with Michelle Rodriguez. Then they get a spin-off: FAST & FURIOUS... TWO CRAZY HO'S.
Police report:
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/for_those_who_think_t...
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Holy shit! That made me laugh so hard.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
You sure this isn't a terrorist?
They should have dropped the bitch with a taser.
This was all her fault. I don't want to hear any lame excuses. Actually, the best solution is to take the bitch to a dumpster, put a round between her eyes, and toss the body in the dumpster. Everyone benefits except the tattoo artist.
What a stupid fucking bitch.
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She'll probably sue GM now because the car caught fire. Her lawyer will argue that no car should catch fire after going airborne and crashing, at 90 miles an hour after hitting a cement median with an impaired driver at the wheel.
I used to be friends with a woman who routinely drove drunk and/or stoned. I found this out after we became friends. Then I insisted on driving everywhere (that and her car smelled like an ashtray). Once she said that she couldn't believe she'd reached the age she was (30 at the time) and was still alive. I replied that I couldn't believe I'd reached the age I was with people like her out there driving around.
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Fuckin'hell, imagine being the employee in booth 49.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 12:10pm.
As a native of Florida [...] I absolutely HATE when out-of-towners or old people....
Isn't that like 99% of everybody in Florida at any given moment?
Her eyes are telling me a story. They're saying, "I will blow you for some rock."
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 12:11pm.
Why is it drunk drivers who crash epically, walk away with minor injuries????
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I'd like to know that myself!! I was driving home down a two lane business district, when I saw ahead of me, about a half mile away, a little black car, AIRBORNE, spinning soooo fast like a torpedo, coming in the other direction. It was the most surreal thing I've ever seen. I still don't know how it even got vaulted into the air, there wasn't any other car ahead that I could see that was involved, crashed or anything..
It crashed mightily of course, into a telephone pole, and traffic was just stopped, stunned.
This fucking teenager climbs out of the wreckage, and starts walking away to the nearby gas station.
God watches over the weak and the stupid I guess.
If i was stuck in Texas I'd drive like hell to get to the airport, too.
TEAM 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR!
She wasn't drunk. She was just trying to get to the check cashing place early, 'cause that line gets hella long and she's got shit to do. Nahwhatimean?
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Further, why did somebody stop her from trying to get her things out of her burning car?
Fuck that, bitch is hot slut of the week.!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Stupid cunt was trying to get get her purse, Blackberry, cellphone and Ipod while the car burns. God forbid she can't text and put on eye-liner while she drives.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 12:06pm.
500 - Internal Server Error
500 - Internal Server Error
500 - Internal Server Error
500 - Internal Server Error
500 - Internal Server Error
*seizes*
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I think that's what happened to this crazee bitch.
*reboots self*
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"You, sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Fucking 500 Internal Error bullshit.
Anyway, bitch had to be from DFW. That's how we roll. (Not really)
I wish I could say I knew her, if only to say she was that stupid all the time.
Crazy bitch. I'm surprised she doesn't have better eyebrows...altho those are not too bad....
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Probably texting with bikini saving...
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 12:10pm.
On a sidenote: As a native of Florida who uses Sunpass, which is a prepaid device that you put in your car that allows you to go through specific Sunpass tolls without having to stop your vehicle and automatically deducts the change from your device wehn you pass through (at a decent rate of speed of course)...
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We have a similar device here in Texas, NTTA, and the DFW airport has lanes specifically for them. Unfortunately, the airport also continues to use humans for toll taking/target practice. Hopefully, the airport will follow the local toll roads & do away with human $$ takers. Now, you just drive through the toll booth and if you don't have a NTTA device, they bill you. Sure speeds things along!
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That was definetly a Dukes of Hazard jump. Funny as hell. But where did this bitch get the homemade sling?
Looks like she only lost one earring too. She'll have to check the crash site for it.
looks fun
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Just one cranberry vodka...the 3 gallon size....
Oh, wishing there was video of her trying to casually get in the burning car to drive away like nothing happened.....
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 12:09pm.
Isn't that jack's ex?
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buwahaha, poor jacko!
All that's missing on this video is a Dixie horn soundbite as she flies....
Too bad she obviously remembered her seat belt.
Even better- after the crash, she gets out of her car and starts making phone calls, and then tried to get back in her car, which was ON FIRE.
There is a comedian who talks about drunks with dwi's or dui's. He said he lived in a town where drunks only drove mopeds. So half the town drove mopeds. Does anyone know who Im talking about? I forgot the guy's name. Well anyways that's what the whole country should do. Put dui cases on mopeds.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/04/2010 - 12:20pm.
They passed the hands free law here in CA and I swear to fucking God, I see at LEAST 15-20 people a day yapping on their cells while driving, they are weaving in and out of lanes, going 10mph under the speed limit. UGH!!!
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TOTALLY!! I'm in Cali too and I road rage when I see those bastards!! I make the "hang up the phone" sign with my hands...you know, the one that looks like a middle finger. lol...
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Drunks walk away from crashes. It's like drunks are made of silly puddy.
Ummmmm....EPIC FAIL you wanna be CHOLA.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.