Saturday, June 5th 2010
What In The Cherry Kool-Aid Hell?
Alien Princess RiRi brought her ketchup colored foolery to the Rio in Rio Madrid Festival in Spain tonight, and I don't know whether I want to hand her a pair of clippers or dip a french fry in her hair. Bitch looks like Ronald McDonald's special cousin Rudy who has big dreams of becoming a full-time Moe Howard impersonator, but has to work the red eye as a janitor in the meantime.
I'm trying to hate this shit, but the more I stare at it the more I see a peen head. And well, you know I'm easy for peen heads. Even peen heads that suffer from Rosacea.
Now the fact that her body looks like Vadge's Blonde Ambition tour drank too much Cisco and barfed all over it is a different subject for another day.
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Yeah Im gonna get fired today lmfao !!!
Someone at work just saw this and asked if it was Dionne Warwick!
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Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 3:09pm.
Can someone please remind this bitch that she is NOT Madonna?
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That actually might be a compliment.
"Bitch looks like Ronald McDonald's special cousin Rudy who has big dreams of becoming a full-time Moe Howard impersonator, but has to work the red eye as a janitor in the meantime." I choked laffin so hard=)) Gonna start calling people Rudy McDonald now, thanks MK! LOL
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Can someone please remind this bitch that she is NOT Madonna?
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
This mess needs to go....
In the banner picture she looks like a forty-five year old prostitute attempting to look like Rihanna, to better serve the fetishes of those middle-of-nowhere truckstop customers of hers who seek a wildly untalented, desperately insecure and derivative hack with a nasal cadence and the thighs of a retired rugby player who didn't retire from the buffet.
The reality is much worse. The other pics in this set aren't so bad, meaning she just shouldn't make that expression because it emphasizes her chin. Also she should go away. Chances are she'll do neither.
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Your air guitar is no match for my air quotes...
crackhead.no actually transvestite crackhead.
She looks like Jessica Rabbit's butch sister.
Soooo hysterically funny, Michael K!
She looks 'special.'
Yeesh. This is even worse than that solid yellow-blonde mop she had a while back. I really cannot figure out if it's the red or the bowl cut that's the worst part of it. This looks like some kind of shitty haircut someone on Living Single would have had. Just... so bad.
I never understood the appeal of Rhianna musically, but at least she used to be pretty. Now, she's hideous. Of course, in a world where Lady Caca (with her ridiculous gimmicks) is queen, I guess you try whatever you can to stand out.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
And what IS it about female singers who have to sound like robotized chipmunks singing (coughcough Britney, Rihanna, Gaga...)?
WHAT has Rianna done to herself? She's gone from being an adorable little doll of a girl to a black (orange, actually) Lindsay Lohan! And that ain't good. How the hell did she age herself so quickly?
All I can see is "ewww." Ewww ewww ewww ewww ewww.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 7:26am.
This chick is a damn embarrassment to the industry. When I hear Donna Summers, Gladys Knight, The Temptations, Tina Turner and the like from back in the day then hear this huge heaping pile of shit music from her and others, I'm livid.
Classy is a word to describe them; trashy is the word to describe her
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 06/05/2010 - 9:03pm
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I'm about to gobble a piece of B-day cake.
I just wanted to mention since I see you that your comment on OP several weeks about about "She who we not say the name is in the Jackie O thread...be vewwy, vewwy, quiet!"
I'm not kidding, I laugh about that several times a week!
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Glad to be of service! She-who-must-not-be-named has been kind of tame lately...I kind of miss her antics now... Speaking of laughing about something weeks/months later, Mr. Gobbler fell off his bike in slow motion about a year ago, and I STILL laugh about that at random moments. That, and the time a llama spat in Mr. Gobbler's face on my birthday. It's OK, he was laughing too. (Mr. Gobbler, not the llama. OK, maybe the llama was also laughing.)
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mwah she is soooo fucking UGLY i just don't get what ppl see in her.
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Maybe she was passed out drunk and someone put a bowl over her head and shaved around it then colored it red. It could happen.
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Is that hair color Ronald McDonald Red? Jeeze. Real attractive.
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MK, please wake up. I need something new to look at other than this gross thing.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 7:26am.
This chick is a damn embarrassment to the industry. When I hear Donna Summers, Gladys Knight, The Temptations, Tina Turner and the like from back in the day then hear this huge heaping pile of shit music from her and others, I'm livid.
Classy is a word to describe them; trashy is the word to describe her
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My thoughts exactly! Did she only make it as a singer cuz she banged Jay-Z or what? Bitch always sounds like shit IMO.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 12:59am.
Damn, she looked good there. What in the hell happened to her?
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
This chick is a damn embarrassment to the industry. When I hear Donna Summers, Gladys Knight, The Temptations, Tina Turner and the like from back in the day then hear this huge heaping pile of shit music from her and others, I'm livid.
Classy is a word to describe them; trashy is the word to describe her.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
I would...over and over and over, if she doesnt sing.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 7:00am.
Does anyone else think she dresses like this to distract us from the fact that she isn't very talented?
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Isn't very talented? I'd say not talented at all. I haven't followed her career, didn't know much about her until that asswipe beat her up, but from what I've seen since then, she can't sing, can't dance, but she has better posture and is better looking than Miley Syphilis, which isn't saying much, but hey, Miley has no talent or looks. IMO, I should add, in case there is a HotMy here.
She's like one of those mean girls who try the very worst styles just because they can vaguely carry it off, and no-one else can.
If I left the house like that I'd get carted off/disowned by my friends.
That said she should just shave it all off.
Does anyone else think she dresses like this to distract us from the fact that she isn't very talented?
She has a tat in her left ear. OWWWW, man!
She also needs a visit to the nail salon for fills. NEVER wear colored nail polish if you're not going to get regular fills! Tsk tsk! It shows!
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She look-a-like-a-crap
Her near nude antics are in direct proportion to her talent.
Ri-ho-ho tries way too hard.
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Damn. I always knew she was a total retard (she's the black shitney spears), but now she's working hard to show off her problems. Damn; that sloping forhead & huge chin; she looks cro-magnon...
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never got the thing with this chick. but did horsey montag's old chin find it's way onto rihanna's face? wtffffff?
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Her chin appears to be less prominant other than in the main photo, so I think she was just channeling Reese and her jaw popped on that one or something.
The problem with the cone bra is that it is sitting too low on her chest. I think she knew that, but she didn't want it covering her trashy gun tattoo. The thunder thighs probably wouldn't have looked so huge if not for the grannypanty look. Maybe she was bloated.
All in all, she just looks like shit in these photos. We might as well be looking at Fatnasia.
When did she grow a chin to match her five-head???
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 12:08am
Same thing happened to me sort of. I could access the site but everytime I tried to post a message I kept getting "you are not authorized to post" or something to that effect. I contacted the admin but I never, ever got a reply (what's up with that?). Finally 3 months later I cleared out my hisotry, cookies, etc. and I could post again. I still don't know what the hell happened.
Submitted by WestKoast on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 4:09am.
Why is this ho always half naked?
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Because she has no other discernible talent? :)
Why is this ho always half naked?
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She looks like a black Katy Perry in these pics.
For the next manned mission to space may I suggest RiRi, Gaga and Perry? And please hire a blonde to do the fuel calculation, because I'm thinking one way only.
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Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 12:41am.
She actually knocked me out when I saw her in InStyle in a green bikini a few years ago. I saw that, I thought "Damn!" Second thought was, "Jaz-Z was definitely hitting that."
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Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 12:49am.
Yeah, another post from me.
Checked out a few more pictures of her (this one is kind of a before and after: http://static.entertainmentwise.com/gallery/Rihanna_Bikini.jpg ). Final verdict: She and Beyonce are two of a kind. Doesn't matter how many pounds they lose, the thighs are here to stay.
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Bossy, that's kind of why I like both of em, no matter what they do, they won't be airbrushed perfect (gives hope to the rest of us).
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Lets start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus more on world peace!
- White House Spokesperson Miley Cyrus
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 12:41am.
She actually knocked me out when I saw her in InStyle in a green bikini a few years ago. I saw that, I thought "Damn!" Second thought was, "Jay-Z was definitely hitting that."
http://rihanna.fanphoto.info/data/media/rihanna/2/Rihanna-InStyle_Outsid...
Yeah, another post from me.
Checked out a few more pictures of her (this one is kind of a before and after: http://static.entertainmentwise.com/gallery/Rihanna_Bikini.jpg ). Final verdict: She and Beyonce are two of a kind. Doesn't matter how many pounds they lose, the thighs are here to stay.
I found this picture of her in a bathing suit: http://stardietsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/rihanna-bikini.jpg
It's from 2 years ago. We may definitely call her thunder thighs now but considering where she was at in 2008 she's worked on it a bit I think.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/06/2010 - 12:30am.
The MTV awards are on tommorrow night...why do I picture Betty White wearing this outfit on the show.
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