It's Not A Show Without The Crystal Enchantress Of The Ice
The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice has really nothing to do with music or movies, but the producers of the MTV Movie Awards (or the alternatively titled The Jacking Twilight Off Awards) lured him to their party by promising him a lubed-up foot massager named Daddy on his seat because they knew every single rhinestone on every single low-budget celebwhore would not shine unless he was there. True fact: If you see a rhinestone glimmering, it isn't because the light is hitting it. It's because it's winking at Johnny Weir.
So it's a good thing Johnny showed up, looking like the gay love child of Pee Wee Herman and his giant foil ball, because if he didn't there's no way Xtina's pussy would've done the Care Bear Stare:
But seriously, Johnny was probably rolling his eyes in the audience, because his no-no can do that naturally without help from a battery pack or light bulbs. Xtina should leave the pussy blinking to the pros.
Here's a few pictures of the other bitches at last night's show. They are: Shaun White and his fur nips, Xtina, Russell Brand, Vanessa Hudgens and Cover Girl Zac Efron, ScarJo, Katy Perry, Snooki, The Guido Don Knotts, Kristen Stewart and RPattz.
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Someone called illuminati_puppet is a Britney fan. LOL
The joke write itself, just like her.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 11:08am.
Scarlett Johansson looks pretty as usual, but where are her famous luscious boobs? They're gone!
Lately the boobs seemingly have disappeared....i don't get it either!!
Katy Perry looks great with blue hair...wierd but I like it.
whoever said Shaun White looks like 90's rock video...so true. Maybe that's why the chick w/him was embarrassed when the Kiss Cam was on them.
I wouldnt go to a gas station with a dude dressed like that.
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I love the KP blue wig, she looks cute:)
Why are they still trying to pass off Kstew and that gay boy as a couple??? Who the fuck is buying that for real?
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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 11:08am.
Scarlett Johansson looks pretty as usual, but where are her famous luscious boobs? They're gone!
-Blame "Iron Man2." I seriously wonder who the hell told her and Fishsticks to get frighteningly skinny. If it was Favreau, he needs a huge slap in the face. The first shot of ScarJo with her leather suit looks like a Bratz doll because her head was too big for her body.
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-Submitted by hollie. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 2:20pm.
Can't believe I'm saying this, but Snookie is the best dressed among these tools. I actually like her dress and she looks classier as usual. On another note, Xtina tries wayyyy too hard, that Hudgens ho looks desperate to cling to her more famous dude as usual, ScarJo=zzzzzzzzzzz, and Katy Perry also tries too damn hard to be "edgy." Kristen Stewart was close, but no ciggie, and Russel Brand is slightly cross-eyed.
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-Submitted by hollie. on Fri, 05/21/2010 - 2:20pm.
The Snatchuation needs to pull down his muffin top cuz it looks like he is bloated and holding in a sizable doody bubble!
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I have always thought that Katy Perry's face looks like someone with dwarfism - but with a normal (and hot) body. Is it just me?
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Nonsense! AH invented electriciteh! Thomas Edison is the DEBIL
I'm sick of seeing Johnny Weir everywhere. Bitch is supposed to be a skater so he should go skate--with his stupid animal pelts. And why is Shawn White always dressed like he should be in a 90's rock video?
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Shaun White needs to put a shirt on already. DOUCHE!
love the pic on huffpo of the guy licking xtina's dirty upper inner thigh. how her kid is going to LOVE being her daughter at school.
i fucking hate those people. i hate their guts.
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love the pic on huffpo of the guy licking xtina's dirty upper inner thigh. how her kid is going to LOVE being her daughter at school.
i fucking hate those people. i hate their guts.
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The McCanns Did It
love the pic on huffpo of the guy licking xtina's dirty upper inner thigh. how her kid is going to LOVE being her daughter at school.
i fucking hate those people. i hate their guts.
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The McCanns Did It
KS is a fucking cunt! Why aren't "THE IT COUPLE" photoged together??? blech.... WTF are those Jersey slobs doing there? glad I don't watch this pukefest anymore.......
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
"The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice"...
Perfect!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Who told Carrot Top Jr. to flaunt his chesticles.
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Submitted by illuminati_puppet on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 1:20pm.
Try not to die from outrage.
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I don't want to fan the flames of such an outrageously stupid dialogue, but this made me laugh.
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Oh please, Mary Poppins, stop being a hater. His show is on the friggin' Sundance Channel between HBO a Cinemax. Why would censure himself? Why SHOULD he censure himself? He's not raising anybody's kids.
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illuminati_puppet
USING THE WORD "QUEEN" IS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE TO MANY PEOPLE. GROW UP.
Johnny's "behavior" is the issue. He is unable to censure his sex talk on TV when children could be watching. He is also very rude and disrespectful to others. IMO
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Those queens aren't repulsed, they're PROJECTING, not to mention jealous. When you have your own shit in order you don't get "repulsed" by someone else for being who they are.
I'm not a gay man, but I have two gay brothers (one's in the military, so shhhh) and a gay bff. My brothers' are total dude's dudes and couldn't fag it up if their lives depended on it. My GFF is just like one of my girlfriends, inside if not out. He and my brothers get along famously because they're all secure in who they are. That's how it is when you're not threatened by others.
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That Snookie is absolutely repulsive to look at.
illuminati_puppet
You have NO idea what you are taking about. The vast majority of gay men are repulsed by snippy, bi%chy, Johnny.
Being gay does not give someone a free pass to act like an As#hole.
Didn't I see Johnny Weir humping a vibrator on his TV Show? And, talking to his Russian coach like a little b*tch?
Guido Knotts has a bit of a wonky situation going on. It's all he's known for so he needs to keep on top of it.
I like ScarJo's dress but her big, pushed up chichis are missing in action - kind of a refreshing change.
Kristen's hair ... I don't get it... was she on her way to the laundromat and stopped off at the show first?
And yes, Shaun White has veered into doucheland.
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Yeah, all of that and Britney STILL outsells Christina 2-1. One's a brand while the other's an actual singer but the former always outshines the latter for some strange reason...Hmmm...Maybe because 'X-Tina' is and always has been a bitchy, pretentious cunt?
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Gay kids kill themselves because they're unlucky enough to have fathers like you.
Johnny Weir isn't everyone's thing but he's no worse than the rest just because he's flamboyant/femmie.
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Why is Xtina so blatantly ripping off Madonna? Madonna stole from everyone else. This stuff is OLD news. And she have awful legs. Please wear pants. And, keep your nasty beaver covered there may be children watching.
Johnny Weir is a national embarrassment. He is the reason so many gay kids kill themselves. The thought of being grouped with Johnny Weir. He is a sleaze ball!
Have you guys ever heard of the 'chin dildo.' Read the box...it's funny.
Here's a pic:
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/1372/chindildo.jpg
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People are saying Xtina is a fucking joke since 2001. It's 2010 now and guess what, she didn't need to shave her fucking head nor lose the custody of her kid or daddy taking care of her (inside joke intended).
What's with that Katy Perry's TiK ToK remake song? Who thought Ke$ha was so influential? Why is the music industry still breathing? Fuck.
Awww I think Katy Perry is adorable!!! Love her body, nice legs, big enough boobs and not too thin.
Submitted by illuminati_puppet on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 10:05am.
I give in--I would bang Russell Brand. I feel like I'm supposed to be repulsed by him but I'm just not. He's all kinds of fucked up but brilliant and cuddly at the same time. Plus I bet he'd put his tongue in places I didn't even know I had.
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Shhhhhh don't tell anyone, but I've had a soft spot for Russel Brand ever since seeing him in "Getting over Sarah Marshall". He's sexy as hell. And I love guys in tight pants with bulges. Plus he's got that British accent!
Scarlett Johansson looks pretty as usual, but where are her famous luscious boobs? They're gone!
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She looks a lot thinner. Probably lost them due to weight loss
ScarJo= perfection
UUUGGGG can Kstew fuck off and die already? Hate that misreable cuntrag!
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People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Scarlett Johansson looks pretty as usual, but where are her famous luscious boobs? They're gone!
Kirsten Stewart really needs to do something about those wings, I mean ears.
The MTV movie awards, featuring people hoping to be movie stars.
I used to like Johnny Weir before his famewhoring for famewhoring's sake. I was one who even donated to his skating fund. But now he cultivates this stereotypical, gay-fabulous, provacative persona in order to stay in the pubic eye. All this comes across as desperate, attention-hungry, and shallow. Johnny, I hope you'd one day realize who your real supporters are/ were, they are certainly not these celebs/ quasi-celebs you've been trying to whore yourself out to in hopes of squeezing out more than 5 minutes of fame.
I luvs me some Johnny Weir too. He has no shame.
Poor Xtina, I just felt embarassed for her. Listening to her use to leave me in awe. Now she is just a joke. I don't know what happened.
Is it wrong for me to wish the entire cast of Twilight die in a fiery car crash. Just askin'
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It's a sin and a goddamn shame that Snooki looks better than 90% of the Hollywood bitches out on the stroll last night.
Did I say Snooki?
*selfslap*
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Xtina really has become a joke, hasn't she? too bad because she has one amazing voice.
"there's no way Xtina's pussy would've done the Care Bear Stare"
God dammit MK, I sprayed coffee all over my computer again, you are a seriously funny ho.
Know I won't be able to think of my daughters face holding her "Tender Heart" bear without seeing Xtina's pussy in the picture
TEXBRO
and why the fuck would you read Katy Perry's Tweets?
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You'd better stop, and look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes......
Here is comes your 19th nervous breakdown
On KP's twitter she is talking about Russel B. arse smelling up the sheets so he's tossed to the couch. Sounds like love.
surprised MK didn't post a pic of Hohan's lovely boob droop ensemble.
Sandra Bullock looks AMAZING last night. That's how a real woman handles a heartbreak. Make yourself look better than ever so that sleaze ball can see what he walked out on. And Christina A's performance was ridiculous. Earth to Christina! You have an amazing voice, you don't need all that extra BS to sell records.
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
I give in--I would bang Russell Brand. I feel like I'm supposed to be repulsed by him but I'm just not. He's all kinds of fucked up but brilliant and cuddly at the same time. Plus I bet he'd put his tongue in places I didn't even know I had.
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