The Mac Dude Is Crazy For Cunnilingus
In high school, one of my best friends was the yard slut (because she would literally fuck you in the yard) who once told me that if a dude doesn't suck on her clit like a bird swallowing a worm or lick her snatch like an ice cream cone melting in the sun, she wouldn't ever let him near her cooch again.
So I'm sure she wishes she was sitting on Justin Long's face instead of an office chair, because he claims that he loves to eat vagina until he hears Chineses voices (copyright: my pervy uncle). And you thought Drew Barrymore was only with his ass to get Apple shit before anybody else.
At the reading for a Neil LaBute play, Justing Long told Vulture that unlike the character he read for he thoroughly enjoys lapping the labia. Justin said, "There were parts about certain … well, acts that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite."
And in completely opposite Justin Long news, here is his pro-gay marriage PSA with Mike White. This is for the gay haters who want to erase the world of gay sluts. This PSA's answer is to let us gays get married so we can not have sex just like the straights!
P.S. - Does anybody know where I can get that peen board?
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 12:59pm
That's why they have on the go Summer Eve's wipes. Get a little Terrence Howeard in your life.
ive a new boy and wonder if its soon enough to go ahead and test out whether or not hes skilled in that area. sadly, no one in my past has been...and i used to be a slut.
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
All this eating out talk got me thinking back on the famous words from the late, great Bernie Mack:
Woman: Hey Bernie, does pussy tastes like pumpkin pie?
Bernie: Bitch, I ain't never had no pumpkin pie!!!!!
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Snideychick sez:
My experience with men who talk about how much they like it tend to be afflicted with premature ejaculation. Except my ex. He could munch and thrust all day and night.
I still miss him.....*long sigh*
MK, no idea where you can get the board, but this plush penis onesie might feel mighty fine after a long day of riding the surf...
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 3:56pm.
I'm sure there's something pheremone-y about it because it's one of those smells that be downright unappealing, but when you're in the mood and feeling it - BOING!!!!
I loves me some pie.
Speaking for myself, I have always tried to wriggle out of receiving it unless I'm fresh out of the shower, but apparently when a guy wants it, he wants it. They don't CARE if it's sweaty or whatever. I do know that it gives off some pheromones that make the mens crazy and they actually like the smell of it. Go figure.
Yuck, he grosses me the fuck out. My labia just shriveled up & died.
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Submitted by OVO-606 on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 3:38pm.
his name was... steve rooster--
*shudder*
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UUUGGGGG!! yeah thats what it was!! groooossss!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 12:19pm.
yeah, get all excited about him eating pussy, but he might be one of those man who like doing it, but are NOT GOOD at it..If you keep thinking, i could get the same sensation by washing myself with a washrag, the shit needs improvement...
They should offer classes on that.
*gets idea patented*
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LMAO There is a guy who does that! He was hot slut of the day once!I cant remember his name because I was so traumatized by his demo video but someone might know it!
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his name was... steve rooster--
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 12:19pm.
yeah, get all excited about him eating pussy, but he might be one of those man who like doing it, but are NOT GOOD at it..If you keep thinking, i could get the same sensation by washing myself with a washrag, the shit needs improvement...
They should offer classes on that.
*gets idea patented*
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LMAO There is a guy who does that! He was hot slut of the day once!I cant remember his name because I was so traumatized by his demo video but someone might know it!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 1:38pm.
I've never met a man who doesn't like drinking from the furry cup.
But maybe that's just me ......LOL
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I've never met a man who doesn't like drinking from the furry cup.
But maybe that's just me ......LOL
And i always wanted to ask you what are you gelangweilt about? ;-))
Einfach alles! ;D
If the dude's cool with going down on you despite you not being fresh as a summer's eve, there's no problem. I'm talking about bitches who skip the necessary maintainance on a regular basis and have serious stench. THAT is friggin' disgusting.
Yep, that's true.
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PS: "supposedly" is a key word in that statement.
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If the dude's cool with going down on you despite you not being fresh as a summer's eve, there's no problem. I'm talking about bitches who skip the necessary maintainance on a regular basis and have serious stench. THAT is friggin' disgusting.
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Hmm. I feel lucky. My boy loves going down on me and he's damn good at it. Gets me everytime. Fuck you, MK for making me crave it now >:(
I don't think guys worry about stanky junk as much as gals do.
Or maybe nobody worries about it.
But everybody should.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 12:59
You know, peens can get sweaty and musty too. I've never heard of a dude passing up a blowjob because he was in a situation where it would have been possible that his peen is not as fresh as a blowjobber would have desired it to be.
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Shit, the dude might not pass up on the BJ, but i sure would (yeah, the uncle B. is really an auntie and snatch-owner herself). Just like i wouldnt want anyone to eat my sweaty snatch, i decline on the musty peen, TYVM.
And i always wanted to ask you what are you gelangweilt about? ;-))
Why the Long face?
Listen. We're all sluts here, right?!
If you find yourself in a snatchuation/nether-region nightmare, there aare ways around this...
Suggest a mutual shower!
And if you are with someone who care snot what they head down south on?
You might wanna pencil in a date with the free clinic in about 72!
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FDS distress!
*vomit*
Every slut has been there?
(whether you wanted to be or not!)
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We have to many tools at our disposal to keep that from happening.
And those would be what tools exactly?
Seriously - as someone here mentioned - you've been clubbing all night and get out of the club with a dude and he wants to go down on you on the way home in a dark corner. What would you do then? Uh, no honey. We have to get home first so I can wash myself down there. Pffft!
You know, peens can get sweaty and musty too. I've never heard of a dude passing up a blowjob because he was in a situation where it would have been possible that his peen is not as fresh as a blowjobber would have desired it to be.
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I agree, bathe it before you beat it if you have to.
HOWEVER, there's no excuse for a woman not taking care of her own...situation. Speaking as proud pussy owner, that's just fucking GROSS. We have to many tools at our disposal to keep that from happening.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 12:36pm.
Any chick that would let a man go down on her and not be 100 percent sure, that her stuff is straight, is fucking digusting. I dont care how carried away you get, but if you were at a club dancing all night or whatever and head into "being-eaten-territory", poon needs some freshening up....
I am about to dip my toe into 'don't go there' territory, but fuck it. we're amongst sluts, are we not?
If you are uncertain about the trick's cleanliness you bring home, you better wash the kitty in the sinky, before you dippy.
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This video is perfect! I love it!
TB, you are a fount of knowledge, sis. Danke schoen :)
ITA about supposedly straight guys who don't like to munch on lady treats. Unless they're with some skank bitch who doesn't keep her cootch fresh 'n clean, there's no excuse for not chowing down.
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Anonymous Q:
Well, thanks to me and a few other negreauxz on some year 3000 skankiness, I have almost single-heaux handedly brought the black community into the slutosphere.
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even with that picture, I would...now!
Don't tell anyone or I'll shank you!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 12:12pm.
Well, in the black community when I was growing up, not many a black man would admit to going downtown.
Now it seems everyone is down there with spelunker gear and a transfer ticket
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This is true. Me being a non-discriminating whore I've found (just in my experience) that black men are no where near as eager as others are to lick the kitteh.
Justin Long should play Johnny Weir in the Johnny Weir life story.
Good thing he straightened that out for us.
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yeah, get all excited about him eating pussy, but he might be one of those man who like doing it, but are NOT GOOD at it..If you keep thinking, i could get the same sensation by washing myself with a washrag, the shit needs improvement...
They should offer classes on that.
*gets idea patented*
now imma feelin' all sentimental
about my whorey exwife
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Why any supposedly heterosexual guy would hate going down on a chick is beyond me. I don't see any of them complaining when they're plunging their cocks down someone else's throat though.
I'd prefer to go down on a lady than a dude.
Don't really know who this guy is but I now love him.
Well, in the black community when I was growing up, not many a black man would admit to going downtown.
Now it seems everyone is down there with spelunker gear and a transfer ticket
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Every straight dude who doesn't like to lick the clit is actually a fag.
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Is it true that way back in the guys would call each other fags for eating pussy? I've heard it in movies and stuff but I don't know any guys my age who would ever cop to NOT eating a girl out.
I wouldn't let Mac Dude lick the sprinkles off my cupcake but I appreciate his enthusiasm for the artform.
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Well hellooooooooo Justin Long.
Look who's on my radar all of a sudden?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 11:56am.
TEAM LICK MY KITTEH!
Blerghhhhhhhhh! I'd rather lick Paris Hiltons!