Toddlers Are Just Like Us!
The smoking toddler now has a homey to hang out with on their tricycles in front of the strip club. At a Phillies game the other day, the camera caught a little blonde boy taking a sip of beer from a bottle. You know his parents were pissed. Now who's going to blow into the breathalyzer to start the car?! That selfish drunk brat. No more Happy Hour for him for the rest of the week!
But seriously, that boy should wait a couple more years before getting into the sweet nectar. Maybe he should try walking 12 steps before he has to enter a 12 step program.
And Radar says that Child Protective Services is looking for this boy's parents. QUICK! Boy better gargle with toothpaste water before CPS knocks on his door.
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beer is probably the healthiest thing served at the ballpark.
Submitted by phungi on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 12:05pm.
bottle is empty... you can tell by the way he looks into the bottle after he tries to take a sip
I think the bottle is empty also.
Funny!
big deal in my country it's a custom to give alcohol to toddlers,
Thank God I grew up in the '60s when this was NORMAL!! If CPS had talked to my folks every time I took a swig out of Dad's beer can, they would have become honorary members of our family. And I don't have a drinking problem, except for Diet Coke!
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Hey whats with all the Philly hate??? I mean yes it has its bad parts but doesn't every city? I guess I need to travel more.
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When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
There is no turning back now
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Hello? Is this thing on? *bangs on microphone*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
*wonders if it is wrong to give dogs and parrots sips of beer*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Pfft, the kid WAS at a ballgame! Beer is the drink of choice at such venues
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
LMAO at Jazzfish Avi
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Nothing to see here, please move along. Its probably just his drunk ass dads backwash. If the kid is drinking a 12 pack a day, well then he may have to cut back a little.
by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:44am.
zomay, the force is strong with me when it comes to ice cold adult beverages... Miller Lite is what I drink... I can smell it through the screen.
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I totally believe you. I was just trying to give the parents a break! By the way it took me AN HOUR TO cLICK bACK INTO THIS POST!
Sign from above.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:35am.
That "Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid?" is so entertaining... and by entertaining I mean the reaction while looking at it wavers between hilarity and then horror, hilarity and then horror. The horror usually is the taste you leave with.
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Yeah - I have that site bookmarked for whenever I feel like I need shock therapy. Surprisingly, it's not often - I'm grateful for that.
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What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Give me a break, there are thousands of people that let their kids have a little sip if for no other reason than to see the look on the kids face. Of all the important thing that need to be looked into this ain't one of them.
Nothing wrong there. I bet Europeans are laughing at the uproar over this.
My 13 month old is constantly getting into the recycle bin and carrying around one of Mr. Hekki's beer bottles and trying to drink from it.
Submitted by onthefringe on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:27am.
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Interesting. Makes me feel stacks better too ;)
There's no booze as far as I can see. CPS are truly dumb if they're wasting their time on this.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Pink pixels? I'm about to have pink pixels on my tongue? What next? Purple pickles?
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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Jazzy I am good with pixels, I work with them every day.
And I always add pink ones when appropriate!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 12:25pm.
Love Jazzy's avie, do I detect a pink end on that thing or is it just wishful thinking?
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Good eye! There are indeed a few pink pixels there. (Just how closely were you looking at it?)
Love Jazzy's avie, do I detect a pink end on that thing or is it just wishful thinking?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:58am.
OMG jazzy!!!! And Dog, you total whore! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
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Oh sure. Jazzy wishes I had a tongue like that and I'M the whore! LOLZ!
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Ah hahahahahahah!Yep!
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Oh Jazzy, ah lurves yew!
*checks mirror to see just how long tongue really is*
Okay, Gene Simmons I'm not. lol
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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Please. I'm sure CPS has real child abuse problems to investigate.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:58am.
OMG jazzy!!!! And Dog, you total whore! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
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Oh sure. Jazzy wishes I had a tongue like that and I'M the whore! LOLZ!
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Ah hahahahahahah!Yep!
bottle is empty... you can tell by the way he looks into the bottle after he tries to take a sip
Dude that's just Andy Milonakis.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:58am.
OMG jazzy!!!! And Dog, you total whore! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
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Oh sure. Jazzy wishes I had a tongue like that and I'M the whore! LOLZ!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
The better baseball clip from yesterday was the player who tossed a foul ball to the cutest kid in the stands with a hat and glove on. He tossed it, but some old dude snatched it right from the kid before he caught it and took it and sat down. Well,
the look on that kid's face! Everyone in the stadium saw it on JumboTron and they couldn't restart the game because of booing. They went out and tossed him another ball.
OMG jazzy!!!! And Dog, you total whore! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
Go A's!!!
BLIP BLIP BLIP
*does robot*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:45am.
I'm with everyone who says go after the real child abusers. A little sip like that won't affect his whole life.
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Agree 100%!
jack I saw the pic on someone's link to a site with lots of cool pics. it's a robot and a woman in TEH BED. I think I need a BF like that.
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Yea if it was full the kid would of spilled.
CPS case closed. Spend CPS money on kids that really are being abused. Like Miley Cyrus.
;D
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:49am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:43am.
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LOL what a coincidence, I have fantasized about doing exactly that many times. Well without the diaper.
And I now have a newfound respect for Cody Gifford, even if his parents are boring old fuckups. I wonder if he still does shit (heh) like that.
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They actually had him as a "guest correspondent" a few weeks ago on the hideous show she does with Hoda Kotbe. He appeared "speshul", sorry to say.
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Well that's not a surprise, is it, now?
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I'm thinking every window in the Gifford manse has saliva on it!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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at the begining of the clip it looks as though the kid asks and the dad says ok.
*shrugs*
Whatever, if it was full the kid would have had to hold it two handed.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:43am.
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LOL what a coincidence, I have fantasized about doing exactly that many times. Well without the diaper.
And I now have a newfound respect for Cody Gifford, even if his parents are boring old fuckups. I wonder if he still does shit (heh) like that.
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They actually had him as a "guest correspondent" a few weeks ago on the hideous show she does with Hoda Kotbe. He appeared "speshul", sorry to say.
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Well that's not a surprise, is it, now?
Jack,
The bottle is empty. The dad left to get another one.
The kid had to bend his head all the way back to even get a drop. Well that's what I see!
:)
I'm with everyone who says go after the real child abusers. A little sip like that won't affect his whole life.
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Please, how many of us didn't sneak a sip of our parents frosty delicious beverages when we where little? i recall doing it to my dads beers a couple of times and I was sitting next to him AT the bar. This poor person just had it caught on tape. Thank god for being brought up in the 90s when technology was getting kinked out.
It really seems to me that the bottle is empty.
snowy what the fuck is that in your avie? Oh and I posted a new pic this mornin - started filling in my tat last night!!! about a third of the way done... FUCK YEAH!
zomay, the force is strong with me when it comes to ice cold adult beverages... Miller Lite is what I drink... I can smell it through the screen.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:04am.
The absolute best kid story I ever heard was when President and Mrs. Bush (Walker - not Dubya) were guests at Kathie Lee Gifford's house. She had been bragging about it for weeks prior to the dinner and she wanted everything to be perfect. There she and Frank and the Bushes were, enjoying a pre-dinner drink, when a blood-curdling scream came from another room. Before anyone could move, little Cody ran in and screamed again, "I have to poop!". Then he proceeded to rip off his diaper and laid a log right at President Bush's feet.
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LOL what a coincidence, I have fantasized about doing exactly that many times. Well without the diaper.
And I now have a newfound respect for Cody Gifford, even if his parents are boring old fuckups. I wonder if he still does shit (heh) like that.
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They actually had him as a "guest correspondent" a few weeks ago on the hideous show she does with Hoda Kotbe. He appeared "speshul", sorry to say.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by onthefringe on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:27am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 06/08/2010 - 11:13am.
It's like only the imbeciles are fertile. I'm not even joking, most of the educated, smart people I know don't even want kids, and yet the dumbest have like four...
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Years ago I read about studies supporting what you just said.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_and_intelligence
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Have you guys seen Idiocracy??? It's a Mike Judge film about a guy who wakes in the future and how the morons eventually outbreed the smarter humans and the world is full of idiots. Smart people need to breed for the sake of humanity!
Unless that kid is used to the taste, children that age don't usually like bitter things. The look on their faces tell the tale. There's no way to tell what's really in that bottle.
But we never let stuff like that stop us from trashing people before, why should this be any different? ;)
I have a few pictures of me in diapers sipping on my dad's mostly empty beer cans, tilting it back. Maybe that was my motivation to start walking, to get to the coffee table with beer on it. My Grandpa used to let me sip his red wine and told me it was Kool-Aid. What a lush kid I was...
my parents would allow us to sip a little beer or wine at special events or just to try. most of the time, we would say 'yuck' and go back to our water/milk/juice. no big deal. but maybe that's because they were European.
It would be awesome if he's actually legal and just looks really, really young.
LOL @ milk a wha?
Lindsay will sue this baby for copying her stylo~
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
That "Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid?" is so entertaining... and by entertaining I mean the reaction while looking at it wavers between hilarity and then horror, hilarity and then horror. The horror usually is the taste you leave with.
Jack,
where is the blue label on the base of the bottle? I see something kind of blue on the neck. I see nothing on the body of the bottle.
Ow well.
I bet this kid swigged the beer while the dad was watching the game. That is what happends when dad's watch baseball.
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