Bitch, Where Are Your Brows?
Aisha Tyler needs to immediately report to the nurse's office and hand over a signed excuse from her parents for why she showed up to Logo's NewNowNext Awards last night with only a faint shadow of an eyebrow over her eye. I snatch that back. There is no excuse for this! I don't care if a dingo ate your Sharpie or if meth got your brows, you find a way to make that shit work!
And if Aisha is trying to make the whole "no brows" thing happen, then she needs to stop right now because it's a losing battle. Looking like "Mona Lisa working at a shake and bake meth lab in Barstow" will never be the look. I don't care what anyone says. Like Klymaxx and Pop Rocks gum, brows will always be relevant.
Here's a bunch of other bitches from last night who also should be ashamed of themselves! They let Aisha go in front of the camera like that. There's enough make-up amongst them to cover the faces of a million Xtinas, so they could've easily queefed out a brow for Aisha. These are the names you need to right down in the detention log: Baby Jesus, two free clinic rejects, Pee Weir Herman, Tatiana, Ongina, Mystique Summers, Kelly Osbourne, a Slim Jim in a dress, Kat Von D, and Niecy Nash.
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Kat Von D has gained weight. Ruh-ro.
Re: Tatiana: tranny says what?
The what-what-what awards?!? Aisha Tyler always cracked my shit up. Wonder why she looks so different now.
"I don't care what anyone says. Like Klymaxx and Pop Rocks gum, brows will always be relevant." Haha, I have to agree with you, MK. Daryn Jones did a bit in one of his routines wondering why women shave off their eyebrows only to draw them on. "Do you look in the mirror and think, 'nice try, Mother Nature, but I think I can do better!'?"
WTF Happened to Aisha !?! Tranny meth head is NOT the look.I will pray for her.
look at thumbnail 7 that dumb bitch snoopy or whatever has a hairdresser clip in her hair... classy as ever
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I am not liking the new look for Johnny Weir. Is he going for the Edward Cullen look with the white face? He was so cute and stylish in his Sundance serie.
Looks stupid.
Noooooo! She's so gorgeous, why the fuck did she Whoopi her brows and throw flour on her damn face?
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She is beautiful, even with no brows and a strategically placed plastic weave.
You can't tell me nobody there had a sharpie!
Holy what in the fuck happened to Aisha? she used to be one of the hottest actresses out there. Is she on meth???
Kat is giving some serious Chyna. Sorry if someone said this already...I'm being a lazy bitch and didn't scroll down.
Someone's been listening to too much Rhianna.
Tatiana is looking rough!! But Mystique and Ongina - looking fierce!!!
Aisha was drunk when she was putting on her makeup and forgot her brows, a decent hairstyle, and put on a Forever 21 outfit (to quote from vedamaria).
I'm ignoring the fugness that is the orange troll licking the sicktuation.
I don't know Jill, luckily I was spared the indignity of seeing those things, but I can imagine that they were hideous.
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Mad Catter what about the yellow polyester pleated-front trousers with the nastay rope belt?
Who the fuck would wear those?
@snowpiece The granny lace underwear/pantaloons thing yesterday almost made me blow my stack. Are they for real? It's like buying lingerie from a 19th century Sears catalogue. What tards are flocking to American Apparel to buy vagina doilies and spandex bodysuits?
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Klymaxx would certainly have a meeting in the ladies room about Aisha and I suspect that they would also be much much unhappy about it
The Mad Catter WORD! I mean, ok, have reular looking models but there's no reason for this fuggery and fashion fuckery!
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I wonder if Jesse James was waiting back stage with little jesse in his hand for Kat Von Douche.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Snowy - I want to know what kind of ASSHOLES shop at American Apparel. The look of their clothes and models make me want to jump on a bullet train barelling in the opposite direction.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764, in walking with my
Why does Aisha look like she got dressed off a Forever 21 clearance rack?! The entire outfit including accessories & shoes (I forgot to include weave & makeup) look cheaper than the tranny hos in the other pics!!
Why do I keep getting a that fucking 500 server error evertime I try and open anything up on this site?
Anyway I'm getting a little tired of seeing little Johnny glitter hole every day.
Mr Rottencrotch used to get all moist when Aisha was on Talk Soup..somehow I don't think the lack of eyebrows would bother him one iota.
Kat looks like she has a goiter....and I wholeheartedly agree that she looks like Tator.
Why is Raven-Symone licking The Snatchuation?!
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WTF kind of GD outfit is that American Apparel micro mesh jumpsuit?
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"Pee Weir Herman" - LOL!
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:55am.
I can't look at Gary Coleman on life support. Thats our little arnold man!!! i can't do it.
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I refused to do it because I won't look at dying or dead people, but then I thought, well, that cunt is supposedly in the pictures, let me get a look at that.
It's unbelieveable. It's not like she's unshowered and tear-streaked which is what FAMILIES IN A DYING MEMBER'S ROOM LOOK LIKE!
She was styled like she was going to an Oscar party. Hair, makeup, slinky black dress.
I got so dizzy I nearly threw up, and that's saying something cuz my heart is stone.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
I can't look at Gary Coleman on life support. Thats our little arnold man!!! i can't do it.
Kelly O. looks great but I'm not sure about the hair. Did she join the blue-rinse set? Seems to be a little young for that look.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:40am.
Centy - when I see Lizard King, I thing Jim Morrison.
NVM.
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Of course you are right, lol...I should have said, Lizard Suspender King's....he does look so much like a lizard to me. Also a turtle, though, so take your pick!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
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Great Johnny Depp avie!
On topic : what a bunch of losers and never-has-beens!
I'm trying not to click on the pic of Gary Coleman... it's difficult... must... resist!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Is Aisha trying to look like her Archer character?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Aisha knows she is wrong, which is why she is trying every trick in the trade to hide that ish.
This is what happens when you visit the blind chola specialist in East L.A.
She looks like a scared 'coon in heat!
EPIC FAIL!!
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Centy - when I see Lizard King, I thing Jim Morrison.
NVM.
Kat Von D: Bitch looks like crap. Goth crap.
I wouldn't trust a tattoo artist whose tattoos look like shit. Just like I can't trust fat chefs.
Why is Kelly Osbornes hair a purplish grey color?
And when did that bitch get thin?
Centy - Pam?
I thought she was already dead.
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I probably worded it wrong, it's Larry King's wife, it happened last night, her father called 911 and now she's in the hospital.
Who's Pam?
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:10am.
used to think kat was hot... maybe i had been drinking.
*photoshops jack's head on the sitch*
Jack, DO IT!!!
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:02am.
Is this the lady who used to host Talk Soup about a million years ago?
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Yeah. And she was on Friends for a minute when they couldn't explain away why it's supposed to be based in racially-diverse NYC and the 6 of them rarely encountered/dated any other race than than their own in 6(?) years on the air.
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WAIT A MINUTE....WAS THIS THE WOMAN THAT WAS DATING ROSS??!!
She was a fucking knockout! She blew the other girls away!
Now the other girls blow her away by a million miles.
Drugs.
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Aisha was so pretty! I think it's those Miranda Kerr no eyebrow photos to blame for this. WTF, natural beauty ladies!!! Looking at Rhianna too! Stop fucking with yourselves.
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Nvm, I just clicked through the photos, everyone looks terrible!
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Centy - Pam?
I thought she was already dead.
Centy, I thought that OD happened in May and it's just now coming to light?
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 11:28am.
Dog, I'm stricktly dickly. How about some Johnny Depp? (I'm pretty sure he has a penis).
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Your husband must be soooo relieved! LOL! Dunno about Depp. You could try but I think you'd have to fend off M.E. and Morbidosity first! :-)
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holy hell that Gary Coleman pic is FUCKing disturbing... so uncool.
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Off topic: Lizard King's wife OD'd. She's in the hospital, but alive.
I have no idea how she feels about the outcome.
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Ewww, it that scrawny thing in thumb #15 Janice Dickinson???
Tranny Convention
Kat Von D's neck tat makes her look fat.