Jennifer Aniston To Get Dirty
When I think of Jennifer Aniston the words "raunchy and kinky" don't really cum on my mind, but apparently she's going to try and bring the sucioness in her new movie. Now that I'm taking my mind to that place, I bet Jennifer gets nasty and dirty with her boyfriend pillow. Jenny probably spits at that bitch, whips it with the tail from one of her stuffed animals and rips off its case to spank it in the chest. So I'm sure she has it in her. Besides, at least she's not in yet romantic comedy that features a break-up montage set to an oldies song.
Anyways, Life & Style (via Page Six) says that Jennifer will play a horny dentist in the dark comedy Horrible Bosses. The movie, which also stars Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx and Jason Bateman, is about three friends who plot to kill their asshole bosses. A source who claims to have seen the script says that there's a scene in the movie where Jennifer's character does sex to herself while watching Gossip Girl. Jennifer's character goes so hard that she "breaks a nail while pleasuring herself."
Getting carpet burns on your fingers from rubbing that shit so hard, okay. Turning your snatch into steak tartare from overstroking it, okay. But breaking a nail while digging for an orgasm? That's a "take no prisoners" kind of pussy! If your vagina can break your nail, then it should also be able to file, buff and shine.
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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 7:17pm.
and anyone who defends that skank must be ... her!
What are you doing here again under a false name, Aniston, you nasty, talentless skank?
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Sad pathetic soul. I bet when YOU were younger you were picked on mercifully and that's why you turned out to be a bitter jealous fuck. Now aint that the truth!?
JA looks REALLY sweet and pretty here.
Great job makeup artist/dresser.
Also, nice titties. Good to see they're still perky at 40.
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Believe it or not, I don't feel sorry for women who are single, have friends and a sh*tload of money. Now poor, friendless single women: sure. Their lives suck. But Jennifer Aniston seems to have an incredibly sweet deal and I envy her life a heck of a lot more than that of Angeline Jolie or Catherine Bell or Jennifer Garner or... whoever.
Say what you want, but she has extremely pretty eyes... plus, in every picture i've seen of her, her nipples are visable... both please me
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 1:17pm.
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I agree. I have always liked Jennifer & don't understand why she gets made fun of so much. Is she really talented? No. Does she make shitty choices in movies most of the time? Yes. But does she seem nice, have a hot bod, great friends, an awesome life, and is she probably a hell of a lot happier than Brad is with his million children? Yes, yes, YES! Go Jen.
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I totally agree! I really never watched "Friends" and never cared about her one way or the other. However when she was publicly dumped and humiliated I totally turned Team Aniston even though I don't watch her movies! ;p
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 2:32pm.
Another romantic masturbation comedy...next.
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LOL!!!!
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If she really wants to break her 'good girl' image then show us some tittays. Fingering yourself and breaking a nail is as provocative as eating a ham sandwich.
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"breaks a nail" Oh is that what they're calling it now??
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Sounds like a great straight to dvd movie.
and anyone who defends that skank must be ... her!
What are you doing here again under a false name, Aniston, you nasty, talentless skank?
I'll reiterate :
I'll assume anyone that's picking on her must be flawless ! NOT.
I can't decide which she is more of: desperate, lonely, or fugly
let's just call it a tie
damn! is she one nasty skank!!
Fug.
I'm sure she's a pro at masturbating. So obviously this will be an Oscar-caliber performance.
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What happens out of love happens beyond good and evil.
I'm no fan of hers, but that color looks really good on her.
Jennifer, you lookin' mighty fine right here... come here!!!
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby..."
More power to her if she can keep making movies with semi attractive men and doing what she loves... rom coms. She's getting paid great money and barely has to break a sweat ! She's still adored by many and seems to have a FUN life. She may be missing out on a few things , i.e. boyfriend, steady dose of sex, children...
BUT maybe those arent things she wants right now .. and if she did ,she certainly has the funds to buy them.
I think she's pretty happy and people that hack on her must be very envious. Aside from a chin she was born with, she is cute ... she hasnt altered her body through cosmetic surgery... works hard to maintain. It's not like she's cheating in that department. She fixed her nose that everyone picked on and still that wasnt enough. I'm assuming anyone that's picking on her must be flawless !
Given what a bland talentless borefest she is, I bet she shows more emotion over the broken nail than the masturbation.
And since when is masturbating "kinky"? That's not kinky. It's only "kinky" when done by someone as vanilla as Blandistan. Call me back when she's walking on a Brad mannequin in stiletto heels, and masturbating while flogging him as an Angelina mannequin watches. THAT'S kinky.
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Another romantic masturbation comedy...next.
When I think of Jennifer Aniston the words "raunchy and kinky" don't really cum on my mind,
I could care less about "raunchy and kinky", the words I most want to hear about her are "no gag reflex".
Ummm .........ouch?? Is it just me, or are the majority of men clueless about cooch anatomy? Or maybe my lovers just suck LOL!
Submitted by Libra on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 12:42pm.
No kidding theres doing good for mankind and there is doing good for mankind to only get publicity and its a thinly veiled attempt at that. That sucks donkey dick and is a huge FAIL!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 1:05pm.
Ok seriously, why does everybody hate her? No I'm not a Team Jolie or JA worshipper. I just wonder if I missed something. Did she make some comment that pissed everyone off? All I know is bitch got publicly dumped and cheated on for not wanting kids yet.
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I dont hate her I think she got a raw deal and Brad fucked her big time for some veiny herion addicted freak! Seems like he is paying the piper now old ass billy goat that he is.
She isnt a great actress and is kinda pigeon holed because of it!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 1:11pm.
OH I bet she can be dirty.... I bet she's a dirty little tramp... *prints picture and laminates it*
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I prefer "dirty little whore" but that's just me LOL
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 1:11pm.
OH I bet she can be dirty.... I bet she's a dirty little tramp... *prints picture and laminates it*
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I prefer "dirty little whore" but that's just me LOL
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Submitted by Anonymous Q on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 1:05pm.
Ok seriously, why does everybody hate her? No I'm not a Team Jolie or JA worshipper. I just wonder if I missed something. Did she make some comment that pissed everyone off? All I know is bitch got publicly dumped and cheated on for not wanting kids yet.
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I agree. I have always liked Jennifer & don't understand why she gets made fun of so much. Is she really talented? No. Does she make shitty choices in movies most of the time? Yes. But does she seem nice, have a hot bod, great friends, an awesome life, and is she probably a hell of a lot happier than Brad is with his million children? Yes, yes, YES! Go Jen.
And....cue the vom rising up into my mouth...
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Jennifer's chocha better bring it, then!
OH I bet she can be dirty.... I bet she's a dirty little tramp... *prints picture and laminates it*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by justincase on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 12:55pm.
No idea on that one. However, i did see this movie "teeth" a couple of years ago about vagina dentata... MAN that was weird LOL
Ok seriously, why does everybody hate her? No I'm not a Team Jolie or JA worshipper. I just wonder if I missed something. Did she make some comment that pissed everyone off? All I know is bitch got publicly dumped and cheated on for not wanting kids yet.
• Next they should make a movie called: Lame Movie Title With No Thought Put Into It Whatsoever
• Jamie Foxx? Again? Pass.
Find the pic where someone took the body from a pic of a muscular boy with a smooth chest and bluejean cutoffs on in a field and put her head on it. It was so perfect. I'm surprised she doesn't do gender bender roles.
I was in a cult movie made in New York almost 30 years ago that many of you have no doubt seen, in which one of the more memorable lines was "the pussy has teeth!". Any guesses?
Erm, did she break that nail internally or externally? I'd hate to have to dig that out of my cooch.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 12:20pm.
Bland. adj. No excitement, no flavor. Example: Jennifer Anniston.
I dont think you understand....SHES PLAYING WITH HER COOTER! YES, HER COOTER!
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Which will be as exciting as a mayo-white bread sandwich.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 12:43pm.
I do... that's why i asked... is it Aniston? Looks like her!
Libra: don't you see a girl in bed with a robot in my avie?
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 12:23pm.
You HAD to mention Jolie in a Aniston thread, didn't you? Sigh!
And as for Jolie doing good in the world... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She's only good at collecting babies and doing action movies in leather pants!
Many people are doing MUCH more for the world without even getting a mention in the media... so to all those "celebrities" thinking of themselves as saviors of mankind... i say stick to your acting or singing!
What an icky old-bag fish.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 12:20pm.
Bland. adj. No excitement, no flavor. Example: Jennifer Anniston.
I dont think you understand....SHES PLAYING WITH HER COOTER! YES, HER COOTER!
She actually looks cute in this picture.
The only movie I've ever really liked her in was The Good Girl.
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"No-rhythm having Bucked-tooth hillbillies should not be trying to bring the sexy."--parkerj, 6/4/10
Looking good is the best revenge and she aced it.
Why do columnists still play her up as the ingenue? Jennifer pleasuring sex...imagine that? No, Jenny needs to stop showing us her wonderful, bikini body and do some good in the world, like Angelina!
The fingering scene could be set to musical selections from Nine Inch Nails "Broken."
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Bland. adj. No excitement, no flavor. Example: Jennifer Anniston.
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"Your problems are lame and pathetic."
Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist, June 2, 2010
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I love her boobs. So lovely. I hope it's a good scene.
Jeez wtf was the character doing to her poor bagina? Im not sure I want to see Aniston in anything other then a heartbroken spinster type movie!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
JA has no sexuality, good or bad. She's simply a-sexual; the last thing one thinks of with her is sex or sensuality. A scene like this (breaking nail while having a good solo time) would only work in a comedic sense.
I have genuinely seen (and felt) art, furniture, fabrics etc that have far more sensuality than this broad. All those vapid rom-coms will do that to an actress - not that she ever really had a sexual side, anyway.
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