Wednesday, June 9th 2010
Thank You For Doing My Friend
Somewhere up in heaven Rue, Estelle and Bea are outside of the adult section waiting for the porn parody of The Golden Girls. Now, I don't know whether they want to watch that mess in the comfort of their own lanai, or if Sophia wants to throw holy water on it before banishing it to the depths of hell. After watching the trailer, I'm going to go with the latter.
The theme song will make you want to fuck your ears with a piece of cheesecake and the acting...well...DAMN! I know this is porn so I'm expecting Megan Fox-like acting skills, but there's just too much of it on this trailer. I speak for Blanche Devereaux when I say, enough with the shit acting and get to the fucking!
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I refuse to click on this and taint my memories of The Golden Girls forever.
RIP, hot sluts!
It's up to The Betty to carry the torch now!
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Too bad these skanks can't deliver a line of dialogue.
I hope they had enough Monistat for that cheesecake.
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Diamond Foxxx is in it. I'll definitely spank...er watch it when it goes VOD.
I know there's a joke somewhere about golden girls and golden showers. Which way to the bathroom?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 8:59pm.
To the tune:
Thankyou for reaming my end...
LOL! I love it. Continuing in the same tune.....
Thank you for reaming my end
put it in my mouth and back again......
Julia Ann used to be hot. Talk about six degrees, she used to have a stage act with Janine aka Jesse James ex.
I know nothing makes me hotter than copper jello molds as wall decor. so secksy
To the tune:
Thankyou for reaming my end...
Bad, bad, bad. The Golden Girls are not porn parody material, period. Stupid idea.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCz0ZouYE0M
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Submitted by charlie m: "sex is meant to be enjoyed for reproduction and/or physical satisfaction by peoples who care for and trust one another and not to be gawked at jacked off to as a voyeur. once you start doing shit like that its like little drops of acid on your brain and youre as good as gone."
Well, my brain must be like Whitney's on crack by now because I have happily jacked off to Raylene, the woman playing Dorothy.
And really good sex can be had between two strangers. But that's just been my humble, slutty experience.
I'm watching Golden Girls right now. Luckily I can't see the video.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 4:58pm.
that guy is TOO pretty for str8 porn...I doubt he will be doing Blanche! He'll probably do a 3some with the guys playing Stan and Miles...lol
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LOL Spicey, that reminds me of this joke from Coupling. Sally tells Susan and Jane about this new boyfriend she has. Sally asks: "How gorgeous... knitting Pattern?" Jane answers: "better - Gay Porn!"
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 5:14pm.
parody films is nothing new in porn...parodies make up 90% of porn titles since the last century.
even if the parody never goes beyond the title. if anything, mainstream movies are following porn by ripping off every TV show, comic and cartoon ever created.
porn is especially sinister and nasty because it taps into a primal instinct almost all beings and humans have and twist and perverts it. and the porn industry takes full advantage of that. id venture to say its more morally corrupt than than murder or theft or false witnessing. sex is meant to be enjoyed for reproduction and/or physical satisfaction by peoples who care for and trust one another and not to be gawked at jacked off to as a voyeur. once you start doing shit like that its like little drops of acid on your brain and youre as good as gone.
Beware providers of poor porn parodies. One of the chosen ones still exist, and the force is strong with her.
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this is lame. and to do this to golden girls= bullshit. :-(
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 4:59pm.
That's who I thought of when I saw the Rose character. Only the Rose character is more attractive.
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Co-sign on how unattractive Gaga is LOLOL! I totally trust my fellow Dlisters to bring the snark.
parody films is nothing new in porn...parodies make up 90% of porn titles since the last century.
even if the parody never goes beyond the title. if anything, mainstream movies are following porn by ripping off every TV show, comic and cartoon ever created.
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Hollywood has run out of fresh ideas, so they are doing remake after remake. Now the Porn industry is doing parody films. Can anyone think of something new?
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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 4:59pm.
Are we sure this isn't the intro to the next Gaga music video?
That's who I thought of when I saw the Rose character. Only the Rose character is more attractive.
Are we sure this isn't the intro to the next Gaga music video?
Those are some f-ugly milfs.
that guy is TOO pretty for str8 porn...I doubt he will be doing Blanche! He'll probably do a 3some with the guys playing Stan and Miles...lol
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A porn where the dudes look halfway decent? I don't trust it.... :P
Does Tiger Woods STD ridden whore Joselyn James star in this?? I kind wish it was gay porn though, the guys in this aren't doing it for me
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 4:31pm.
I'm going to pass on this one. Why ruin so many childhood memories of me sitting around my great aunt's house watching it before my mother came to pick me up after she got off work?
AGREE. I WANT TO TAKE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS FUCKING STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS AND QUARTER THEM. IF YOU WANNA MAKE A PORN THEN FINE BUT LEAVE THE SWEET LITTLE SHOW OUT OF IT. DISGUSTING AND STOMACH TURNING.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 4:27pm.
how do people keep the grout on their tile so clean. mines always getting dirty. the only thing that gets it semi clean is straight bleach
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I'm going to pass on this one. Why ruin so many childhood memories of me sitting around my great aunt's house watching it before my mother came to pick me up after she got off work?
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how do people keep the grout on their tile so clean. mines always getting dirty. the only thing that gets it semi clean is straight bleach
That clip looks like all guys in drag. Also... damn, those people need to never try to "act" again.
Couldn't they have had the respect to wait until Betty wasn't around anymore? Jeesh.
Any porno that has words or a script will be off my tv in a second.
TexnDoc on Wed, 06/09/2010 - 4:12pm.
Saw this before and as I said before, gays should react to this like Muslims do to South Park's Mohammed drawings. Off with their heads!
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I'm a little scared to watch the trailer.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Saw this before and as I said before, gays should react to this like Muslims do to South Park's Mohammed drawings. Off with their heads!
GET TO THE FUCKING!
dislike! too weird.. which on its supposed to be dororthy?! lmao
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OMG, LOL! That's not MILF porn, that's GILF porn. Julia Ann ain't aging so well.
that's some sweet azz shit!
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