Cab Ride Of Shame
The truth is, I never got the whole phrase "walk of shame." What is so shameful about that shit? So you're walking down the street in the morning with a little jizz crust on your neck, a pube stuck between your teeth, torn panties in your hand and a hickey on your cheek. That's the opposite of shame! You're letting everybody know that while they were drinking chocolate water (I didn't have milk) and watching a show on ABC Fucking Family (I deserve your judgments), you were getting dicked to nut busting heaven and back! Kill their looks of judgment with your peen-flavored breath and hold your head up high! You know, kind of how you were holding your head up high while your fuck partner grabbed your hair from the back.
Anyways, here's January Jones getting out of a cab yesterday morning wearing the same dress she wore the night before to an event. Git that shit, Betty Draper!
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Well, she's better than I am because at that point I would have said 'fuck this painful shit', taken the stilettos off and walked barefoot from the cab to the front door.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
M.K. *tsk...tsk....tsk..* you should know that the green strapless dress makes you look fat....
NEVER WEAR IT AGAIN!!!....Time to lip sync for your life!!!!
*while I suck up all the vodka in the Interior Illusions Lounge. I love gay people they have great booze*
SING BITCH!!!
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"Yes, you should always make a wish before you blow anything. Know this!" M.K. 05/10
this woman is disgusting. her legs look like absolute shit. there is nothing on them. not even the slightest hint of muscle on them. like nicole richie-blech!!!!!
you've just been violated!
January Jones is such a big star that she has a pap outside of her house waiting for her in the morning???? Sheesh....
She's way too thin. She's really pretty when she plays Betty Draper on Mad Men.
No, I ain't mad at January Jones. Matter of fact, she should have smiled and waved at the photograper. And asked him if he had a spare toothbrush.
Cab? She doesnt have a private driver?
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i think january and i can be besties....i hope what she got was goooooood....
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Who is she?
It's nice to know that January Jones gets "I sucked cock last night" makeup face, too. WHY DOES MY MAKEUP ALWAYS END UP LOOKING LIKE THAT?? Ugh.
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 2:07pm.
I went to a conference in Miami Beach a few years back. Met the hottest guy in my life at a nightclub. He was a DOCTOR! We did shots and went back to his place. I passed the fuck out. I woke up in my clothes the next morning and this hunk of a man was staring at me. He said he stayed up all night making sure I was going to die on him. He kept giving me water. I kept passing out. I told him I was fine and ready to get into his pants. He told me to forget it. The time had passed.
I never felt more like a stank, skanky, slut whore in my entire life. I walked a MILE back to the hotel where the conference was. Everyone saw me walking in, in my dress from the night before.
I was never so embarrassed in my entire life.
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LOL! Great story!
And this week’s nominee for tussled ho, anuary Jones, has decided after seeing herself in this afternoon’s tabloids looking like a gazelle scampering from a big coolade of moonshine lying off Malibu road to call in sick for the rest of the year.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/january-jones-prefers-the-cab-of...
Where I come from we like to call it the walk of shame, but in LA, we prefer to call it the cab of shame for obvious reasons. And this week’s nominee for tussled ho who had too much fun from the night before and jizz and white sparkley’s, ,missing knickers goes to blonde bambi January Jones who has decided after seeing herself in this afternoon’s tabloids looking like a gazelle scampering from a big coolade of moonshine lying off Malibu road to call in sick for the rest of the year.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/january-jones-prefers-the-cab-of...
I went to a conference in Miami Beach a few years back. Met the hottest guy in my life at a nightclub. He was a DOCTOR! We did shots and went back to his place. I passed the fuck out. I woke up in my clothes the next morning and this hunk of a man was staring at me. He said he stayed up all night making sure I was going to die on him. He kept giving me water. I kept passing out. I told him I was fine and ready to get into his pants. He told me to forget it. The time had passed.
I never felt more like a stank, skanky, slut whore in my entire life. I walked a MILE back to the hotel where the conference was. Everyone saw me walking in, in my dress from the night before.
I was never so embarrassed in my entire life.
Go head, girl.
Get cho party on!!!
Submitted by grommet on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 9:58am.
This makes me like her.
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This makes me like her MORE.
Don't get why this chick is so popular. Could she be more of a plain jane??? And please, somebody give her a burger...those arms and legs are gross.
LaChaylo:
The only shame I will have is that I will be wearing couture for 36 hours straight.
But my flat is not far away. I can take a taxi back home and no one will ever be the wiser! ;)
JJ needs me to tutor her ass!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 12:46pm.
Lucky!!! The walk takes on whole new specialness in a foreign country and with foreign ass - I'm a little envious.
Enjoy!!!
I'm gonna have to take the walk of PRIDE tomorrow morning, because Italy JUST called me and you better bet your sweet slutty ass I's a-coming!
And a-coming!
But my trickit bag has already been packed.
Take notes, sluts!
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At first glance, I actually thought it was a picture of a tranny prostitute shakedown or something... without makeup, she's a very plain kind of girl
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 11:53am.
Submitted by super martian
The worst is trying to find your underwear the next day.
Surprising. For you, I'd assume it would be the sperm-breath or the stretched out anus.
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How did you know.
That was pure poetry. I will hold my head high on my next walk of shame because of this. However, I think I'm going the way of Terrence Howard and make sure to carry some wipeys w/me, at least to rub some of the peen film off me.
Oh oh! Oh oh! I have a video for this!
It's a documentary!
It's short don't worry:
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Watch it! It's educational!
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What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Imagine how vile that stinkfish must smell after boning all night!
I just did a walk of shame like two weeks ago. Before I leave, I always make sure I have my cell phone, wallet and money. I had a bitch steal a cool dress shirt once. Pist me off. Anyway, I love doing the walk of shame....good for her!
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Submitted by super martian
The worst is trying to find your underwear the next day.
Surprising. For you, I'd assume it would be the sperm-breath or the stretched out anus.
The worst is trying to find your underwear the next day.
LOVE the fuck-knots in the back of her hair.
Go Betty Go! Git you some!
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I put the F-U in Fun.
I do remember back in the day (in college) taking a walk of shame back to my shitty rental house from my boy's shitty rental house. It was a Sunday morning and I had to walk past a church, seemingly while all of the people were filing inside. Of course I got a couple of smiles and stares, so I stared back and took my broke looking ass on home. Do what you do, ya know....
did she just leave nasty-ass Jeremy Piven's crabshack?
JJ forgot the paper bag to cover obvious cum-stained cranium!
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I'll forever rmbr what MK wrote about her.
January Jones is dressed like a baby going to a funeral.
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Yeah, girl! Get it get it! I love Betty Draper.
Well at least she took a cab the next morning. No DUI's.
jon left cab fare on the dresser for her
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Like, this weekend! ;)
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Yup Breaky, and it was at a big surprize party so I had to open it in front of everybody.
But I really do have the coolest nieces ever.
This should go in one those "Stars are Just Like Us" things in UsWeekly or InTouch or Star magazine or whichever one has it.
Oh this is rich! Who'd you spend the night with, Betty?
I live in a college town and if you wake up at a earlish hour and head to brunch or coffee or something on a Saturday or Sunday morning, you'll see the mass exodus of sorority girls leaving frat houses at 9 or 10AM walking home with rats nest hair, heels, and a large tshirt over their dress from last night. It's hilarious.
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Jill-The-Ripper:
Your niece gave you a trick-it kit, alternately known as a trickit?!
I live by those!
OT: Now I see why Ashton left this trick for Demi. She seriously is NOT all that, and she has not the balls to know to bring a trickit?!
EPIC FAIL!!!
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Somebody actually fucked her in that ugly-ass dress?
This makes me like her.
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I remember on my 40th birthday my niece gave me an "in case you get lucky" kit. It had clean undies, breath mints, condoms, lube, Tylenol, and a mini FDS all in a little in-your-purse-sized bag.
Never did use it as I have no life.
She looks better in the morning than she did the night before. I told her I would drive her, but she insisted on the cab.