It's All Part Of Megan Fox's Master Plan
This is what I've been trying to tell you all along! Hustler's answer to Nietzsche doesn't really have the intelligence of an empty bedpan. No, Megan Fox is just playing that part in the media so you don't see the real her. The real her which is a bona fide fucking genius! Snort a Valtrex, because Megan Fox is blowing your mind.
In a conversation with Zach Galifianakis for Interview Magazine (via NYDN), Zach asked Megan about her "Michael Bay is like Hitler" comment. Megan stopped writing her thesis on Finnegans Wake (she does that kind of stuff for fun) and said, "In the past, I've been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what's really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret."
It's as if a piece of shit spat out another piece of shit so that you couldn't say for sure that it's the one who smells like a piece of shit. Is that right? Hmm. Oh, how I wish I was Megan Fox so my brain wouldn't hurt after thinking about stuff.
Here's a few pictures of Megan in Interview with a friend. Guess which one doesn't have a working brain? Yes, that's a trick question.
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ahhahahaa i didn't even know that was a fucking mannequin!! ok wait. um i have said some things in the past but it was just to throw ppl off the scent. i really knew it was mannequin i just want everyone to think i'm dumb
Jeez shes only 23/24 wtf yall except! Of course shes gonna say dumb shit every now and again I know i do and Im 29! thankfully no one cares what my ass has to say.
I for one love the pix and Id bang her..and the dummy
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What this moron does not realize is that 95% of the population does not give a rat's fanny about her life. She really is a dumb fuck.
Stupid bitch. I wish she would just disappear!
Tell me, why is she famous again? Is it her acting ability? Her bony body? Her nasty-looking face with the "fuck you" expression?
the thumbs look nice and long
wow, bad timing with this cover. she looks like bombshell mcgee, which is what I don't think Interview or Megan were going for. =
She's a pretty girl, but she and Nietzsche really shouldn't occupy the same sentence.
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"In the past, I've been reluctant to share..."
BULLSHIT! All this mental midget does is open her fat chasm and the stupidity just falls out. Her short time in the spotlight making stupid, inane movies will end at some point, although not soon enough. She will be another of the many dumb bitches who were given "it girl" status that have blessedly fallen off the radar.
I don't make it a secret that I love Angie when most DLister's hate her but this bitch I hate. This is my Angie. Can't stand her. Sonofabitch.
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In the past, I've been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what's really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.
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IE. I have a new PR guy now. He knows how to keep me under control.
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What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
People still consider Megan Fox hot? I did back when she just started becoming popular (in fact I thought she was the most gorgeous woman I'd ever seen back then) but now... I dunno, I just lost interest in her and can't even find her attractive anymore. I think her personality ruined her looks for me.
When I first looked at the photos, I thought it was Bombshit McGee.
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She really is mentally stunted. She should have just done that photo shoot and kept her trap shut.
Megan if you want to save your "career" STOP TALKING. If the interview isn't about the film that you're in just say no comment.
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"It's as if a piece of shit spat out another piece of shit so that you couldn't say for sure that it's the one who smells like a piece of shit. Is that right? Hmm. Oh, how I wish I was Megan Fox so my brain wouldn't hurt after thinking about stuff."
"Poetry...sheer POETRY!"
(Said in the voice of the teacher from A Christmas Story)
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Nonsense! AH invented electriciteh! Thomas Edison is the DEBIL
plastic mannequins are purdy...
Standard answer of a stupid good looking girl with nothing to offer except looks.
ewwwwww she looks like boobshit mcgee.... and with the ugly tats she's been getting, she'll eventually look like a magazine, too... rather than just being on one!
UGH! This is the same shit that Paris Hilton said at the height of her fame! That she was just acting the part of the dummy! Bullshit. You really are just that stupid.
Please MF, your face is beautiful until you open your piehole. Just shut up! You are not Ayn Rand, you are a functioning mannequin AND you're getting too skinny. Don't eff with the one thing you have going for you. Eat a burger.
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They completely replaced her nub thumbs! I wonder if she has a complex about that?
Anyway, her vacuousness makes her as dull as a doorknob.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 10:13am.
LOL - I always want to say Zach Snuffleupagus!
why is her vag like a barbie dolls
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 11:36am.
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She has janky thumbs. REALLY janky.
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Which is why the editors at Interview dutifully had them photoshopped for that spread.
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I think when God made her, He said, "Imma make you really beautiful but because you can't be perfect (even though Imma letchu thank you are), Imma give you janky thumbs and one brain wave. Use it, don't abuse it. Peace out."
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Dear Megan:
Never speak unless there's a script in front of your face. With words less than 2 syllables.
I swore I thought that was Milla Jovovich on the magazine cover.
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She has janky thumbs. REALLY janky.
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Which is why the editors at Interview dutifully had them photoshopped for that spread.
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"We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."
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Maybe it would be easier for these empty dumbasses to just be the real them, instead of play-pretend to be this edgy out-of-the-ordinary person. It's not like they are really any difference between them and the rest of us peons. The only difference I spot is the ridiculous amount of money they get paid to do shitty movies, interviews, etc.
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Rotten_Egg nailed it.
Gaga, Christina Aguilera, M.I.A, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton... all these hos are going to end up going crazy in the end, like Britney Spears. Unless, they are robots like Beyonce.
She has janky thumbs. REALLY janky.
That is all.
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I am so damn sick of this bitch.
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Submitted by Margaret
Am I the only one here that loves this chick and her craziness? She's stupid pretty, surgery or not, and she's certifiable...That's the best combo.
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Yes.
She is not certifiable as that would probably make her interesting, which she also isn't. She's a bigmouth poseur and that's about it. This chick doesn't have the balls to commit to any of the wackiness she details in her interviews. I bet if you spoke to someone from her past they would tell you that in addition to being spectacularly boring, she's also a pathological liar.
She aspires to be Angelina II, but being Angelina requires that you have guts, major daddy and body issues and, most importantly, be a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
I do agree that she is very pretty but pretty girls are a fucking dime a dozen.
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"We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."
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MF is a fucking moron. Folks, use your common sense to realize all her antics are for attention! She makes money with her website. Her acting abilities do not exist. She needs more tattoos to look even trashier than she does now.
Don't believe a word she says. Don't endorse stupidity. Just ignore the attention slut. Then watch her dance in the street for attention. Remember that vacation in Hawaii? It was a PR photo shoot to keep her in the public eye and memory.
Nah, but with all seriousness, she needs to stop with these interviews for crying out loud. It's not making her look good. I wish she go back to the fun, self-deprecating girl who hosted Maxim's Hot 100.
Really couldn't care less if she's dumb or smart or whatever. She's paid to act and be pretty, not engineer rockets. So she says silly shit sometimes- who hasn't?
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I thought I told this bitch to die a while back.
Submitted by ethang on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 11:16am.
Love her.
How is she dumb?
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I don't know enough about her to make a judgment on her intelligence but I find her to be completely and utterly insufferable.
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 10:59am.
Submitted by Nicole on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 10:55am.
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Nicole, I totally thought that!! See the comment below yours.
LOL, I see now that there is somewhat of a consensus. NGL, I'm on my paltry ass lunch break and didn't read all the comments before adding my own, haha.
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Love her.
How is she dumb? She seems pretty honest and makes sense. Nothing wrong with that.
Pretty doesn't always equal dumb.
Am I the only one here that loves this chick and her craziness? She's stupid pretty, surgery or not, and she's certifiable...That's the best combo.
So she throws people off the scent of her really reality by calling a director Hitler? She must have pissed some people off to be sorta apologizing in a kinda way, sort of.
She's pretty, and she needs to keep on riding on her looks.
Doesn't look much like herself there. I thought it was Rose McGowan with straight hair.
Maybe it would be easier for these empty dumbasses to just be the real them, instead of play-pretend to be this edgy out-of-the-ordinary person. It's not like they are really any difference between them and the rest of us peons. The only difference I spot is the ridiculous amount of money they get paid to do shitty movies, interviews, etc.
And I don't buy her story. She started her career copying skeletina's antics, so of course she's going to be controversial and start shit to get press. Now she's trying to be a skeleton like skeletina too. What a one-trick pony.
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I think, in skankanese, reluctant to let people in on one's reality means you won't do anal...at first.
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Submitted by Nicole on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 10:55am.
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Nicole, I totally thought that!! See the comment below yours.
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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
-- Says the slut from Full House with smelly feet :P
Speaking of Hitler, that 'do makes her look like Boobsh!t McGee. Not a good look for her at all and ages her at least 10 years!!
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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
-- Says the slut from Full House with smelly feet :P
Am I the only person who thought that was Bombshit McGross on the cover at first? NAGL, Professor Whoreface
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She seems to be turning Japanese no?
I don't think she's dumb at all. I think she's very self-aware.
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Until she breeds, she's a HWAT BITCH!
At the very least, she isn't surviving by being a reality fucktard like Heidi, Tila etc....
That said, if you put her in that particular company to pacify her existence, well, that says something but still, bitch is a hot piece right now.
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