Saturday, June 12th 2010

Bam Is In The Hospital

Jackass' Bam Margera was taken to the hospital in West Chester, PA last night after some crazed bitch with a bat bam bam bam-ed him in the back of the head. Normally if you witness this sort of shit you would think that Bam was just up to his usual tricks, but this was apparently real. TMZ says that Bam and the woman got into some sort of fight which led to her hitting him with a bat.

This happened outside of Bam's bar at around 2 this morning. The crazy bat-wielding bitch (we'll call her Pebbles) was arrested and charged with assault. Bam is in the hospital and his condition isn't known right now.

Bam has landed on his head more times than a Cyrus baby, and is more resilient than Parasite Hilton's crotch crustaceans so I'm sure he'll be fine. Hopefully. And never underestimate a lunatic bitch with an inanimate object in her hands (see Brit Brit circa 2007).

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wonder what he did or said to her for her to hit him w/a bat and where the fuck did she conveniently have a bat? Wierd shit, I swear, you cant make this shit up. INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!!

So that means we should call 911 immediatly because Naomi Campbell is free and has a bat.

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I've always hated this guy too. If he hadn't been good at riding a stick on wheels, then he would have been that narcissistic, retarded, stoner, alcoholic that lives with his mom until he is 40 and fucks little high school girls in his home town. Oh wait...that still describes him.

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parissucksliterally on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 10:22am.

am I mean for not giving a shit?
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In all honesty, I think that's how the Jackass's would prefer you feel about it;p

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am I mean for not giving a shit?

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 7:12am.

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Lovely MizRo! I hate this douchebag too, I have no respect for someone who makes a career out of beating the hell out of his father.

That girl who hit him with a bat probably got an STI from him.

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 7:12am.

I'm 100% sure he did something malicious, vicious and unkind to the woman: there are very few women that would pick up a bat and hit more than once.
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HAI MizRo!

But seriously - a woman who would pick up a bat might do so at the slightest provocation. I can't even IMAGINE the scenario that would cause me to pick up a bat - and I'm a bitch.

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About a time!
I like Jackass, but never found him funny. Too much is too much.
Go Pebbles!

moriah's picture

I've loved this motherfucker for many years, but I honestly have to say that it's time someone knock him upside the head. I'm surprised it's taken this long!

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I'm 100% sure he did something malicious, vicious and unkind to the woman: there are very few women that would pick up a bat and hit more than once. This is not random.

His disgusting and demeaning antics are well documented; I'm sure he humiliated and goaded her.

I don't care what happens to him: yes, I've become rather jaded when it comes to mean assholes ESPECIALLY when they treat people badly.

I saw this douche sucker punch his "best friend" in the face on TMZ for shits and giggles. He sickens me.

haha mbar

Norm Abrams has the same one.

mbar's picture

Yeah that tattoo is retarded. He's like, "No, I don't want a tattoo of a flower. I want a tattoo of a wood carving of a flower."

oh yeah I would totally hit a guy with a tattoo running up his side inspired by the carved wooden bracket of the corbel on my late grandmother's fireplace mantel. I know when I want a tattoo I'm gonna watch This Old House. wtf?

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Good try, Bam, but Will Ferrell beat you to that shit. Find something else to revive your useless career.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXh3XR9zyM

Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?

mbar's picture

I felt bad for that poor woman that married him.

gines's picture

i used to have the biggest crush on him back in my skateboarding days. now he's a huge gaping emo vagina and it saddens me.

also he's really turned into the lamest member of jackass. probably not as lame as ehren mcgeyhey but still really lame

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MickeyHolland's picture

I used to be against violence. Well, er, not anymore.

Whatever's picture

This moron gets beats himself up all the time. He will probably be fine. No excuse for the girl who hit him with the bat though.

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PS. I'd hit it.

I can't even begin to tell you how many Jackass epis it took me to get over my last boyfriend.

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I can't stand this asshole. He's a jerk to women. I'm sure he deserved it.

@Tiger, lol, i thought you meant some new crazy busted ho tonight that MK had not addressed yet.

yeah, you're right...where is Bam's bat-wielding perp's mugshot? im too lazy to goggle it.

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Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 9:01pm.
hey Tiger,

wait! what's this about mccrazy mugshots??! need crazy stories this weekend to break up this marathon study weekend.

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That's what I'm sayin' Where they be at? This crazy ho done beat this bitch down got arrested, no? Where her mug shot be at?

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hey Tiger,

wait! what's this about mccrazy mugshots??! need crazy stories this weekend to break up this marathon study weekend.

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what the hell's wrong w/ this mofo?? who gets cracked at their own bar by some chick w/ some random bat??? ugh. prayers are w/ bam to recover so he could inevitably perform this unfortunate scenario all over again. it's like the curse of the jackass crew. the other dude from that show has habitual problems too. dbl ugh.

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MUG SHOT! WHERE'S THE MUG SHOT OF BATSHIT MCCRAZY??? You know that shit is HWAT!!!

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leica's picture

I so totally would!

Kandykane's picture

DOUCHE.BAG.

SarahR.'s picture

His tats are sexy. I need to log off before I think dirty things about him. I was caught off-guard, I feel used.

Don't feel sorry for his parents, I am sure they were all living off his dime.

On the other hand, I DID feel sorry for Tom Green's parents; anyone remember the Slutmobile?
HAHAHA that was awesome.

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Is he behind on child support somewhere?

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I LOL'ed. With that said, good luck, Bam, and hopefully when you come out of your coma you'll turn your life over to Jesus or something completely 180-esque like that.

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Bam got hit with a bat - how shocking. Never would have expected that to happen.

(But yeah, violence sucks and I hope he will be ok.)

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Hekki's picture

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.

I certainly hope he recovers, but what a bunch of lowlifes he was hanging out with.

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I'm no fan but nobody deserves to be beaten with a baseball bat. I wasn't there and don't know what happened, but if it's not self-defense, it ain't right.
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I'm sure he deserved it. I got no fucking sympathy.

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angel_i's picture

Moral of the story(in general, over the last coupla years with these celebs): Life is hard: wear a helmet.

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somehow i deserve to be constantly criticised.. cause - he's one of the few celebs i really like.
he had made some really hilarious and witty comments or has done things everybody else would be afraid of (i don't talk about stunts - and if you have seen jackas or viva la bam - he always pulled out when things got dangerous, so he's not so used to hitting his head).
get well, bam!

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salacious's picture

Perhaps the girl was trying to knock some sense into him and help him stop being such a douchebag?

Where did he come from and how did he become famous in first place? Only because he was a fuckin' druggie with no dignity who beats the shit out of his dad? Seriously, I hate when MTV pull these assholes out of nowhere, and they get praised just for being assholes. In my book, he's in the same category as Tila.
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Granny Frump's picture

Despite the douche testimonials he's receiving, I hope this guy, whoever he is, makes a full recovery. Not even a douche deserves to have his head busted.

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He is hilarious, I love the way he involves his parents in his stunts, like the alligator in the kithen for his mom, or when he and his dad had a lookalike for the dad climb into bed with his mom in tighty whities to see if the Mom would know it wasn't her husband!

Funny. I hope he's okay, he's my favorite of the Jackasses.

Because he's the hottest. Yes, I am more shallow than the filthiest puddle.

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louise_brooks's picture

Baseball bats are not the work of Pebbles. Clearly, this is all Sad Girl.