Saturday, June 12th 2010

The Heavyweight Crackie Of The World!

Okay, okay, to be fair and nice (it is the weekend and we've all been drinking), Lindsay Lohan is looking better here. But mostly because it looks like she bathed with real soap instead of giving her pits a quick whore bath in the toilet of a club somewhere like she usually does. SCRAM does a body good okay.

Here's Lindsay and her sister Benjamin Buttons making that easy money yesterday in Beverly Hills by posing and pretending to box at some Muscle Milk Light (aka the nectar that drips out of Chyna's urethra) event. Instead of punching that mitt, bitch should be punching herself....and White Oprah.

And what the hell kind of slut is Lilo?! Bitch has that hot piece in front of her and she isn't punching his peen with her tongue. Shameful!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 8:43am.
Best example of how slender and buff are not the same thing. She has the body of a slender elderly woman.
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EXACTLY. Also, she either got some forehead botox or that is one seriously tight headband (I'm not really leaning toward one or the other, I just noticed that her trademark forehead wrinkles are gone). Also their bodies are SO lanky.

madam ex's picture

Goddamn a bath goes far.

P.T.Bull's picture

Best example of how slender and buff are not the same thing. She has the body of a slender elderly woman. To bad she doesn't spend some serious time in the gym instead of this unconvincing photo shoot.

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Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Sat, 06/12/2010 - 9:39pm.
Tired of the freckle hate. It feels like I'm back on the grade school playground on these boards sometimes. Some people (like myself) freckle regardless on diligent sunscreen use. Just because you may not be used to seeing it, doesn't mean that it is "ugly" or "diseased". We all have different skin tones and types. That's one of the things that makes this world so interesting. Funny that people with loads of moles (which is most people it seems) are accepted, yet freckly types get crucified.

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See, I sympathize with you, and other actual humans. I'm trying to be a better person/feminist and not indulge in body-shaming of others quite so much.

But: I don't consider Chuckyface a human. Haven't for some time now.

And, though I have a few freckles myself, freckles just skeeve me. I can't help it. It's like how some people are afraid of spiders. No matter how much you try to desensitize them, you can show them spider after spider after spider and they will still be overwhelmed with horror every time. That's how I feel about freckles. Especially when they're on ME.

I thank what powers may be that I only have a few light ones on my arms and nose...if I had freckles all over my stomach I couldn't stand it. Literally! I'd be cutting that shit off with an X-acto knife. Yeah, I know, I have issues. But yeah. Freckles. Cannot Deal.

Sorry to any freckle-impaired actual humans out there.

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OH DEAR GOD THE FRECKLES.

MK, you just love to torture us.

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Why does she invite the paps everywhere she goes? And the bigger question why does the press show up??

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whats with the freckles on the stomach? or is that just a case of runaway herp?!

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She is higher than a kite........look at those pupils!

I thought she was pretty in that first photo.

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CC looks just like Michael; LL looks like Dina.

Unfortunate for both of them, in terms of the rapid aging issue.

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TexnDoc's picture

Reminds me of the AbFab segment when Patsy went sober and exercised: "Worst 48 hours of my life."

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She doesn't wrestle, but you should see her box.

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Submitted by Ladybird83 on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 8:55am.
I really wanna see this girl get her shit together. She is beautiful and talented. She just needs to fire her manager, agent, stop hanging with losers and hire a hit on both of her parents. Oh, and move out of Hollywood, that place is poison for her mind.

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I am not going to hate on you for being a nice person, but the only time Lindsay was talented was when she was a child. She has done nothing as an adult actress that is even remotely good.

She WAS pretty. Now she is an old, worn catchers mitt (Thanks Jerry Seinfeld), with entitlement issues.

Hollywood is not her problem, she and her enabling mother are her problem. There are plenty of stable actors doing well in Hollywood. She just doesn't want to stop what she is doing. She won't until it kills her. A change of venue will not change who she is inside.

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Yeah, Ali is fugly. She really is.

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Why the hell isn't Ali Lohan in school? She will never have her sister's talent or looks (which Lindsay has mostly lost by now).

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Jesus...why in the name of all things warm & fuzzy can't this retard simply stay at home for ten fucking minutes and not constantly have a camera crew documenting every lame thing she does?!!

Eat Whale Blubber

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Bitch can do nothing in private and she is digging in the Free swag I see. What a fucking loser!

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Submitted by BallsDeep on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 12:55am.

Lindsay Lohan at her best here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIAAn5OU2D8

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Submitted by Ladybird83 on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 8:55am.

I really wanna see this girl get her shit together. She is beautiful and talented. She just needs to fire her manager, agent, stop hanging with losers and hire a hit on both of her parents. Oh, and move out of Hollywood, that place is poison for her mind
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puff face..haha

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I really wanna see this girl get her shit together. She is beautiful and talented. She just needs to fire her manager, agent, stop hanging with losers and hire a hit on both of her parents. Oh, and move out of Hollywood, that place is poison for her mind.

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What a joke. Why not just ignore wastes like her?

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when i saw the pic of BB, i literally went ugh. BB has a very ugly boyish body. eww.

is it a photo shoot, what are they doing getting pictures taken of them in boxing gear?

if its a photo shoot, the makeup artist needs taking down, cause BB looks like wooden indian.

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hahahaha she's like naked on the top and got those big o' black pants on forever hiding her ankle bracelet!

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Sans makeup, alcohol, drugs and attitude, she's still a pretty young woman.

Her sister's bod is slamming, oh to be 16 again.

Truthfully, I don't care if she disappears for awhile and gets her act together - she needs some healthy guidance and exercise is a great start.

well bree, I was gonna say something to ya and I attempted twice but I just keep getting error messages so fuck it. :(

Bree's picture

My boyfriend has freckles and I think they are amazingly cute!

freckles are icky

I have some across the top of my back and I wish I couldget that shit lasered off.

Submitted by get serious on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 12:16am.

"And in this corner, standing 5-4 and weighing 95 lbs, always ready to do blow or blow a dude, the disaster who's always plastered, Lindsay BLOWWWWWhannnn..."

Oh, she'd win the match. when the punches started flying, she'd drop to her knees in her patented leggings with the kneepads, and blow the guy until he collapsed from exhaustion.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 12:55am.
That's kind of freaky, her head is so small compared to the body.

I'm off to beddyboo. night sluts!

Cocunut
I never would have guessed that!!

The tallest girl I ever dated was 5'11...I'm 6'2".
I'm too used to people being the same height or shorter than me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ6l3SXyPVo&feature=related

Lindsay Lohan at her best here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIAAn5OU2D8

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Submitted by get serious on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 12:16am.

"And in this corner, standing 5-4 and weighing 95 lbs, always ready to do blow or blow a dude, the disaster who's always plastered, Lindsay BLOWWWWWhannnn..."

HAHA! Brilliant.

OT - Her forehead frightens me. I can't hate on the freckles, though. I get plenty on my face in the summer and I rather like it. Brings a touch of youth. :)

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 12:35am.
Sean Connery baby!

Just letting you guys know, if I say her skin looks gross it isn't the freckles. As for these pics, it's the best she's looked in what, four years. She almost looks her age.

But let's be honest this is PR bullshit. She's trying to show what a happy wholesome addictionfree life she's leading so she won't get her ass thrown in jail. If she doesn't go to jail, she'll be back falling into plants with powder on her feet in a day.

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 12:34am.
Regarding the freckles... not sure why some of you are so grossed out by them, or seem to think it's weird.

I don't know...I've got a few myself.
Who's in your av? Looks funny!

I read somewhere that Amazon women whacked off their right boob to make it easier to shoot a bow and arrow. Couldn't they just wear a bra?

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Regarding the freckles... not sure why some of you are so grossed out by them, or seem to think it's weird.
A lot of people have freckles, and it's doesn't necessarily have to do with sun exposure. Redheads for example, or people with light skin. My husband has a lot on his upper back, I think it's ultra cute.

She was just there for the free shit...do not be fooled.

I guess getting punched in the funbags(milk muscles) is prolly not a lot of fun.

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I know it's 1:14 am my time, but new post please.... I've been looking at these pictures for awhile thinking that maybe everyone's been a little hard on this poor girl... that she looks better and deserves our respect... that she's just being normal, spending time with her family, and that everything's going to be alright... now, I know it's just the wine kicking in, but mk's gotta consider the impact that leaving someone like me with images like this that differ so far from the broke down, cracked out lohan that I love to hate is going to have... i'm conflicted and feel confused... i need reasurance that she's gonna be back in the gutter and spend the rest of her wretched life there... anyways, I'm going to bed.

I do hope mk had a good weekend, though

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... and please, my esteemed fellow D'listers, no more football, I beg of you. This site is my only escape. Every TV channel, commercial, newspaper, and magazine is dominated by orange colored nuts screaming 'Holland Holland'. More than three weeks still to go. I can't take anymore.

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Is this stupid pathetic bitch even trying to be serious? If she ever put a hand on me, you know, tried to get belligerent and physical with me.... I would consider it an attack, and I would use deadly force to defend myself. Does she honestly think she can go up against me? Start with me, Firecrotch, and you're going down. And not in the way you like....

"And in this corner, standing 5-4 and weighing 95 lbs, always ready to do blow or blow a dude, the disaster who's always plastered, Lindsay BLOWWWWWhannnn..."

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