Sunday, June 13th 2010
Katy Perry Divided
Looking like a Sporty and Ginger Spice mash, Katy Perry strolled around London last night in a giant American flag/Union Jack condom right after Team Krystle vs. Team Alexis's game at World Cup.
Katy's American genitals are bumping it with Russell Brand's British genitals, so she said she really didn't know who to throw her hands up for. DEPORT THE HO! Katy Tweeeted this after the game:
EVERYBODY WINS!!! I LIKE THAT! (Plus as an american marrying a englishman... I am DIVIDED)
You know who else is divided? Bitch's nipple holes, because they are gasping for fucking air while being suffocated by that latex shit. But her eyebrow game gets a slippery goal or two.
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Russell Brand is queer as an american dollar bill, why do they try to fool the public? watching them kiss is like watching Micheal Jackson and lisa Marie pressely kiss something just not right...Katie perry has to down grade herself to act like there a couple maybe she likes fisting him in the tail pipe...like what gives?
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i wonder how many hours it took to cram herself into her protitute dress. i don't see the "great body" anywhere
She has a great body but her music sucks and her mug is turning into man-face.
@Pamela, thanks, honey! Feeling better
@Speaky...really? Cappy has never been anything but nice and kind to you. You just don't learn. If you are going to pick on someone, pick on someone who deserves it. Cappy has stuck up for you on more than one occasion, that I can recall. Shame on you. And if we're all so fucked up and delusional, why does it get you off so hard to be here and participate?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
She looks great.
Now I feel dirty..I never say nice things.
What's with the neon yellow nailpolish on her toes?
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B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
She's got a great body. I'd trade mine for hers in a minute. But her face is so boring--as someone else once put it, "midwestern."
I think she looks fabulous, she's very attractive, and her body is smokin, she really wears that latex well, and I love tight latex dresses. Her shoes are spot on, she's got my A++ on this one, however, at last nites Tonys the blue hair reminded me too much of the Zlisted Raquel Reed and I wasnt feeling it.
Glad Eileenie had her deviated septum fixed and is high on meds
hated when Charlie M does not use caps
I think alot of people should be plopped in the middle of the ocean
Snoogle, Evilcupcake,Cathloic School girl,Iangel, Dog, and a few others make me Tee Hee then I get in twouble at work! I didnt read the whole thing because I saw a pretty butterfly and you know......
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:48am.
Daniel Tosh agrees!
Look at Charlie Sheen!
He owned up to snorting blow, banging hookers, pulling a knife on his third wife, shooting his fiance, going to jail AND rehab, marrying Denise Richards, banging more hookers, calling his second wife the N word, and Major League 2! CHARLIE SHEEN GETS IT! That's why we're fine with giving him 2 million an episode for the worst sitcom since Romantically Challenged was cancelled!
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HAAAAAAAAA talk about linking viewpoints!
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I stepped into the middle of drama last night and it was almost exciting but sleep beckoned. After picking up the thread this morning I can see the crazy. It was probably the growing a cock to stick in the eye of BP that made me suspicious but generally this person comes here for the attention so it's up to us to ignore (although the comments by a few dlisters were funny and clear).
I had been around this site for a few years before I started posting with the intention of remaining neutral and observatory. I do not know any specifics of this on-going drama but I have noted that I always get a very negative vibration coming from the poster Jizzball to the point of being creeped out and leaving the thread or the site altogether. Fortunately it doesn't show up often but it's like finding myself in a horror film when I went to see a comedy.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:38am.
owning up to something is balls-out respectable at the very least. period.
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Daniel Tosh agrees!
Look at Charlie Sheen!
He owned up to snorting blow, banging hookers, pulling a knife on his third wife, shooting his fiance, going to jail AND rehab, marrying Denise Richards, banging more hookers, calling his second wife the N word, and Major League 2! CHARLIE SHEEN GETS IT! That's why we're fine with giving him 2 million an episode for the worst sitcom since Romantically Challenged was cancelled!
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:18am.
yup, lesson learned.
one last note, someone yesterday wrote that they were upset that no apology was issued by speaks for the havoc that insanity caused. speaks then says she doesn't feel any is owed. well, in every aspect of our lives, in every social group we're in, there's always a basic level of protocol - a basic set of understanding or it becomes bedlam. thus, i agree w/ the poster that wrote that a simple acknowledgment/apology would've helped.
owning up to something is balls-out respectable at the very least. period.
/ending any further thought on this matter.
=== "...Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:29am.
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I know...I am getting sick of giving her the benefit of the doubt. I think she is certifiable.
katy perry is a robot
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:22am.
What happened in here? WHat did I miss? DO I even want to know? Should I slowly back out?
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You need to read it. Snoogle and Evil were on FIYAH! Start on page 3 and work up to the present.
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speakit was just up to her usual tricks...what a lunatic.
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:18am.
Regarding speakit...
Here's the thing with speakit...fool me once, shame on you. Fool me hundreds of times with all sorts of fake drama and mindless bull that wastes everyone's time, shame on US.
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Right? I mean, this time I was a little apprehensive...but she held it together a good long time last time. I was having fun having her around - she's witty and compassionate and opinionated. And then she takes that Jizz drug or whatever and everything goes haywire. It seems to me that whatever thread she was holding onto has worn too thin to hold her. It's sad but yeah - there's nothing we can do about it here so stop schlepping it on us, man.
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 9:22am.
What happened in here? WHat did I miss? DO I even want to know? Should I slowly back out?
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You need to read it. Snoogle and Evil were on FIYAH! Start on page 3 and work up to the present.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
What happened in here? WHat did I miss? DO I even want to know? Should I slowly back out?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Uggg I dont know what to even say about this mess. Just go be British ok?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Regarding speakit...
Here's the thing with speakit...fool me once, shame on you. Fool me hundreds of times with all sorts of fake drama and mindless bull that wastes everyone's time, shame on US.
speakit sucks us in with this "I'm being nice...why is everyone picking on me?" crap...then when everyone is lulled into a false sense of security, she strikes with her obnoxious schezophrenia and hallucinatory fantasies. speakit also strikes like a pit viper at anyone who is remotely nice to her. Exhibit A is caprica six...who was just trying to be nice and give her the benefit of the doubt.
I am not falling for it, and no one else should, either. Her boring and mundane bullshit has kept many funny people away. Don't know why MK can't ban her permenantly.
Katie Perry STFU. DEPORT HER
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Laffalittle on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 8:13pm.
Cute. well your catty bitchiness doesn't change that I have a sparkling clean background, an awesome boyfriend, or that your posts are rarely even mildly entertaining. But let's not be killjoys. :)
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Ow. Was that a nerve I hit? I know it will be fine, your "bf" will probably even win. I just hope for your sake someone at the council meeting doesn't say "liz" and you mistake it for "jizz" and end up embarrassing yourself by standing up and screaming "IS HE HERE!! I KNOW HE'S HERE"
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Laffalittle on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 1:29am.
...There is a serious collection of addiction and dysfunction up in this place. And please spare the dlisted is good people shit, no dlisted is comprised of some messed up individuals
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And yet you keep coming back. Want to be here so bad, after getting banned and banned again, you create like 8 different screen-names to be part of the dysfunction. What does that make YOU exactly?Thats the last breath i ever waste on your dumb ass. Trolling aint much fun if nobody talks back....
Every time I look at Katy Perry I am reminded of MK's brilliant assessment: "a poor man's Zooey Deschanel".
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"We're all standing around the toilet together." - Michael K, philosopher
Submitted by Laffalittle on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 1:29am.
...There is a serious collection of addiction and dysfunction up in this place. And please spare the dlisted is good people shit, no dlisted is comprised of some messed up individuals. I wanted to LOL when cappy was acting like, hey give speaky another chance... um, at what exactly? To conform to abnormality? Thanks, but I'll pass.
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Laff or speaks or whatever, i just saw this shit while getting ready for work and that's pretty fucked up you would say this LOL shit now, after the fact. why not say something when i fucking wrote it? baffling.
let's get a few things straight:
1) nobody said/wrote a damn thing about conforming. nobody. im the last person to believe in conformity.
2) interesting you are mocking my sincerity now when you were all 'thanks!' n shit. this second point proves you really are of dual mental states.
3) you aren't in any position to claim 'collective dysfunction'. you can have that opinion. reality is, bet most of us mofos will take (and have fun with) dysfunctional OVER DELUSIONAL. your wildly dual statements are the very definition of delusional.
an unfortunate conclusion i've come to a wee bit late, but come to happily nonetheless. i've gotten to know/email a number of people here (even before i became a posting regular), you will be the only closed-book afterthought.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, I'm done with you.
To everybody else on this board last night:
my bad for trying to see both sides of this insanity where i see it wasn't needed. Sometimes a bitch issues some fair backing a little too quick. lesson learned.
=== "...Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
She is pretty and has a fantastic body and I think Brand is pretty damn sexy.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 8:22pm.
I kinda like d Katy Perry's version of "Your Love"...originally done by the Outfield.
How does she get those legs so shiny??
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OMG! She did "Your Love"? That song (the original)has been playing in my head all week for some reason. I loved that song in 1986. The Outfield was a true one hit wonder. Got to hear her version.
Submitted by Laffalittle on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 9:32pm.
Besides, I don't even have time for this shit right now. I'm experimenting with fully engaging IRL...it's better than it used to be;p
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HAWT! um... what changed?
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Um. Nothing, apparently.
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Lutrelle, honey, you and the regulars of dlisted seriously need to step the fuck away from the computer, and not just to meet each other. There is a serious collection of addiction and dysfunction up in this place. And please spare the dlisted is good people shit, no dlisted is comprised of some messed up individuals. I wanted to LOL when cappy was acting like, hey give speaky another chance... um, at what exactly? To conform to abnormality? Thanks, but I'll pass.
This chick always looks like a blow-up party doll.
That trick still pisses me off
Katy comes off so vapid in those Pro Activ commercials. "I'm talking zits people!" or whatever she says in her high girly voice.
Anyone else watch the finale of Breaking Bad? HOLY SHIT!
ya know how just when you're about to fall asleep, something pops in your head...
lemme guess, this is about someone posting somewhere else, right? and you all are accusing me? the same shit you were talking about before?
boy, you REALLY flatter yourselves that I would give a shit enough to talk about any of you anywhere. I know you all are stuck up each others asses and you all know what each other is doing so here goes... I don't know when all this mess started so I'll just go over my weekend.
Friday I worked, I got off work then LEO came over.. stayed late but didn't spend the night. I went to work Saturday, and my friend Kelly picked me up after close and we went to Wicks in New Albany to see a band named Scary Uncle. I met the bassist last weekend at Phoenix Hill Tavern. But Saturday night, I met the rest of the band, and even met some of their family, and the lead singer's girlfriend and got some pics, some of them have already friended me on fb. Then we went to Spinelli's on Baxter and met another friend, and had pizza. Kelly dropped me off then I DID come on here and post a little bit very early this morning because I didn't have to work today. LEO came over early, and stayed with me until early afternoon, because he wanted to work on his resume for his application to run for city council. Then my friend Kelly and her bf picked me up and took me to my truck, which was still at my place of work because she had picked me up from work Saturday night. Then I picked up my son, and went to my mom's. Then I came home. Then I again, posted on here.. until I left to take my son to dinner, then I came back... and you know the rest.
I KNOW it's difficult for you all to believe that people can and do pull themselves away from the internet.
^ and if that offended anyone please feel free to report or ban me, because this place and you people are ridiculous.
Her music sucks ass but wow, what a bod. Most perfect bod out of all the celebs today.
I'm not a fan of her music and don't know much about her, but she gives off this vibe that she wants to convince you she's a manic sex machine, but will probably, in actuality be a dead fish lay who thinks it's cute to burp and fart and not brush her teeth, and will become psycho by date three because you already had sex fifteen minutes into date one. Just to keep things fresh.
I could be wrong, though. Maybe she's just a sluttier Jane Austen or Clara Barton or will cure the common cold by giving it herpes.
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I realized, looking at my mom's People magazine, that she & Russell Brand resemble each other. They were meant to be...Or they're related.
I hate me some Russell Brand
she looks retarded and her english boyfriend russell whatever is repulsive and looks like a caveman, and not even that funny...how do these people make it famous I just don't get it????????
Technically she has a hot body. And yet she has massive homely vibes.
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Stupid is who stupid does
The likes of her, not to mention Riri and Gaga, give me a rash in strange places. How I long for the days when music and talent came before image.
Goodnight CSG - talk to you later.
Im outta here too. Morning comes early and that in itself sucks.
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Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 10:25pm.
@CSG - Ive noticed that here too. BP's prices are much higher than other places, but I see very little traffic or cars in in.
I personally hope that they go under after they have to pay out for the Gulf disaster, and the fat cat execs have to beg on the streets for spare change
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Maybe they can blame the spill on Katherine Jackson too!
Have a great night...
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Lets start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus more on world peace!
- White House Spokesperson Miley Cyrus
Time to call it a night. I had a nice time talking to you Snoogle, hope to catch up with you again soon!
(Although I can't leave without adding that the American Apparel mesh jumpsuit on the right is one of the most hideous outfits I've seen).
Sweet dreams dlisters!
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Lets start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus more on world peace!
- White House Spokesperson Miley Cyrus
@ Leenie - goodnight my hot ss
@CSG - Ive noticed that here too. BP's prices are much higher than other places, but I see very little traffic or cars in in.
I personally hope that they go under after they have to pay out for the Gulf disaster, and the fat cat execs have to beg on the streets for spare change.
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I hope by age five Suri "refuses" to wear anything but pasties and a thong. - madam s.
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 06/13/2010 - 10:14pm.
I've been watching to see if traffic has slowed down at the BP by my house, and it's gone down drastically. What's amazing is that they're still keeping their prices the same or even higher as the other gas stations in the area.
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Lets start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus more on world peace!
- White House Spokesperson Miley Cyrus
I will gladly grow a cock to fuck BP in the eye socket.
It makes me feel guilty when I have to get gas, anywhere.
Snoog, my SS...fading fast. Nighty Night!!!!!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF