Where Is A Shark When You Really Need One?
My head is stuck in a window in Romania today (blame it on getting crunk on ASKars' bare ass) and these pictures of Kim Kardassian and Justin Bieber posing in some photo shoot in the Bahamas are not helping. The last time Kim babysat The Lesbeaver, his little fans threatened to run that bitch over with their baby walkers and drown her in a mountain of their caca-filled diapers. So babies all over the world will be wailing over this shit.
You know, Kim and The Lesbeaver as best friends forever kind of makes sense. Kim has the voice of a slutty baby with asthma and Bieber is a baby. So that's one. And when Kim is reading Bieber a bedtime story and he accidentally goes pee pee times all over lap, she doesn't yell at him and call him sucio like his other babysitters. Kim just shrugs and keeps on.
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 10:10pm.
Why do little girls adore swishy boys like him and Zac Efron?
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Because they are pretty and non-threatening.
the striped bikini girl's face is priceless
i am so sick of the kartrashians. those people are nobodies and have zero talent. i know nothing about this justin kid and don't really care to. i'm just over so called "celebrities" who aren't really celebrities at all!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
There's something about the two of them together that is actually sort of sweet and funny and like MK said, it makes sense somehow, in a twisted, saccharine kind of way...
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"True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one."
~La Rochefoucauld~
funniest headline ever.
thank you for that laugh.
Why do little girls adore swishy boys like him and Zac Efron?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Fetus & Piss Gargler. Just in time for dinner.
Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 6:00pm.
More like were are two giant, hungry sharks when you need them
I'm worried that the shark might get indigestion from these two famewhores.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4YjmwCs6H0
BTW: one thing that these two might have in common is that they're both hairless.
More like were are two giant, hungry sharks when you need them.
She looks like his mama.
The Fearless Four Are Rockin' It...
He makes me want to vomit!
vomit. vomit. vomit.
Too bad they both didnt get swept away by a strong tide/current
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www.twitter.com/so_infamous
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
What happened to gratuitous photo ops that used to look real? The magazines aren't even trying anymore.
That lad's nuts cannot have descended so I doubt they can fuck. She's the definition of a cougar if she indeed is snarling or fucking this kid.
Reminds me of "My French Tutor."
That boy's hairdo tags him as a homosexual. He definitely is not macho! Must be the reason the little girls like him!
I doubt Kimbo is fucking the lad. She prefers the black snake.
I try to pretend both of these people live in a parallel universe. We see them from time to time when conditions are right, but if you don't move they can't hurt you. Now is the perfect time to share this with you merry pranksters:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-14-most-frightening-fan-made-drawings...
These are just the most awesome art ever!!
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
He sucks...and she sucks. Too much suckiness.
What the hell are they doing.............baptizing each other?
I do not understand all the hoopla over either one of these uneducated fools!
How in hell does LardASSian keep getting WORK?! She can't sing. She can't act. She's a trust fund brat. She had a sex tape "leaked". Who follows this bitch's ridiculous antics? Probably the same people who watched Wonky McValtrex and Nicole Bitchie's show.
Is this some warped revamp of Lolita?
Both annoying and both need to disappear into the ocean, preferably somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle so they could never be found.
What would the Tush do with Bieber's little schvantz?
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
I am hoping somebody will throw bloody meat at them...and a large Great White will have a breakfast buffet and make all of our days. I cannot stand the Lesbian Beaver, and Kim is a waste of oxygen with all that plastic she should float pretty well.
When I saw Kim surrounded by dirty water, I initially thought it was a leaky urinal.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 12:16pm.
only in american can a
pissed on butter butt whore & a
castrated faggy 14 yr old
become celebs
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LMAO! Pissed on butter butt whore!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Kim's plasticized horrorshow mug is a shame. At one point, she was quite beautiful.
That Beiber child is about 80% less annoying with his hair wet. Something about that stupid swoop-around hairstyle he wears makes my arsehole clench.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
The girl in the blue striped swimsuit in the last pic, is the one with the vendetta on KIm. Just look at her face--she is ready to cut that bitch!
don't worry, mk, no sharks will be necessary. kim just signed her death warrant by holding his hand in front of his "beliebers" or whatever the fuck they call themselves.
pre-teen girls everywhere will be out for her blood.
and i, for once, will agree with them - just on principle alone. one less kardashian famewhore no one will ever miss, sounds good to me.
LMAO @ the comment below!
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 12:28pm.
Yep! Definitely a "size 2".
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I'm assuming that's shorthand for "double wide".
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Why on earth is she hopping on a 16 year old's bandwagon? She must really be desperate.
Yep! Definitely a "size 2".
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Dark-sided!
That little fucker of a fetus might as well be covered in amniotic fluid in that last thumbnail.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
i can see Justin's biebers through that shirt
Wow, Kim has really ruined her face with plastic surgery. She has to go and fuck up the one thing she had going for her- her looks. I think she will be fading into obscurity in 5....4.....
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@Few Words: LOL - good one! :^D
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Who Killed the Electric Car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6GFxJcGzbE&feature=related
This is just a thousand kinds of WRONG.
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"No-rhythm having Bucked-tooth hillbillies should not be trying to bring the sexy."--parkerj, 6/4/10
They look like GoldenShower-Barbie and Epilepti-Ken. I can't stand that little asshole. Too fucking stupid to not run into glass doors and those fucking stupid head tics he has to get his fucking stupid mob hair in the right place.
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only in american can a
pissed on butter butt whore & a
castrated faggy 14 yr old
become celebs
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"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken"
- Louis Black
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 12:07pm.
who is the bathing beauty in the floral one piece in thumbs 6,7,8?
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Beiber's Beard.
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
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Kim looks like a 60-year-old abuelita next to that Bieber spastl.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
who is the bathing beauty in the floral one piece in thumbs 6,7,8?
Someone throw this bitch in the can for rape! Then throw him in the can for being an oversized Douche-bag!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Exactly WHERE is his music played? I never hear it on any stations I listen to!
GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Even a small star shines in the darkness!
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Any Beiber post should link back to the "We Are the World" remake thing and the picture of Streisand standing next to him with a look on her face like "you gotta be kidding". Boy that thing was a huge hit wasn't it.
Isn't it time for his diaper change? Sharks must be able to smell that...
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True about sharks.
How about this charmer instead?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_grouper
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"Your problems are lame and pathetic."
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