And Now Here's A Two-Faced Kitten....Followed By A Pussy Slap
A two-faced pussy (no relation to Paris Hilton) sounds like something that might crawl into your nightmares, but this one is actually kind of adorable. Although, Two Face is small enough that it can get into your room undetected and climb up onto your bed to steal air from your mouth and nostrils at the same time. That's if Richard Gere doesn't get to Two Face first. Two faces = two tongues = Richard Gere, don't even fucking think about it!
And here's another cat video of a cute kitten in a top hat is just trying to be cute on camera when a bitchy ass bitchy pussy tries to slap the cuteness out of it. You can relate. Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat.
Speedo (that name explains why she's such a cunt) is just jealous that she can't wear a tiny hat, because her head is too fat! Or maybe Speedo pimp slapped her kitten for failing to entertain while wearing a tiny hat. If that's the case, Speedo is totally the Joe Jackson of cats.