And Now Here's A Two-Faced Kitten....Followed By A Pussy Slap
A two-faced pussy (no relation to Paris Hilton) sounds like something that might crawl into your nightmares, but this one is actually kind of adorable. Although, Two Face is small enough that it can get into your room undetected and climb up onto your bed to steal air from your mouth and nostrils at the same time. That's if Richard Gere doesn't get to Two Face first. Two faces = two tongues = Richard Gere, don't even fucking think about it!
And here's another cat video of a cute kitten in a top hat is just trying to be cute on camera when a bitchy ass bitchy pussy tries to slap the cuteness out of it. You can relate. Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat.
Speedo (that name explains why she's such a cunt) is just jealous that she can't wear a tiny hat, because her head is too fat! Or maybe Speedo pimp slapped her kitten for failing to entertain while wearing a tiny hat. If that's the case, Speedo is totally the Joe Jackson of cats.
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I don't think Moma cat approved of the kitten wearing mini human clothes. She sniffed and smelled the human on the kitten and smacked him in disgust.
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I blame the commercial cat food industry for putting all sorts of grains, by products and crude protein in their dry and wet food. FUCK YOU WHISKAS, FRISKIES, FANCY FEAST MOFOS and the rest of the garbage that passes as petfood. Rarr!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 11:24am.
Implying would mean guessing.
I am straight out CALLING IT.
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Oh Lord. If you're trying to say I'm those people, you have a very rude awakening coming. MAJOR EYEROLL. You decided this just because I calmly disagreed with you last night? You are a real piece of work! You want to make an accusation like this, I suggest you make it when all of these people you mentioned are around. Something tells me you don't dare.
ETA: "Implying" isn't guessing, BTW.
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Implying would mean guessing.
I am straight out CALLING IT.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 10:28am.
*chucks bottle of Midol at Bradi*
Maybe dog should take off her catholicschoolgirl uniform, stop snoogling her charlie m and laffalittle she could concentrate on her caprica six and blow james haven.
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Implying what, M.E.?
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*chucks bottle of Midol at Bradi*
Maybe dog should take off her catholicschoolgirl uniform, stop snoogling her charlie m and laffalittle she could concentrate on her caprica six and blow james haven.
you know if PETA were around they'd be like "put the 2 faced kitty down" and all that shit. we know they get their thrills from killing animals and taking money off suckers who think they actually help them.
and yeah i was like "poor kitty" in the second vid but I'm glad MK posted it because now-no matter how bad my day is at least i know it could be worse! hope both kitties are ok :(
aww i love cats, they're so cute. i hope the 2 faced kitten is okay and the last video made me say "HEY, there's no reason for that shit!"
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Gross! I hate cats to begin with.
adult cats will beat the shit out of kittens - mainly to show them who's boss around here. That's how they deal with newbies. The whacking is not meant to seriously injure or hurt.
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Jesus, even two-faced cats are cute.
I can't even remember the last time I was all like OMFG HOW CUTE!!! Shame about the poor little two-face kitty, hope the mother doesn't try to abandon or kill it, and shame too on the mean stage momma cat!
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I can't believe you busted out the cat stealing your breath stuff, MK. Actually, you have an abuelita, so I can. My italian relatives say the same shit about cats around babies. In my rational mind I know it's completely ridiculous. Still, you won't catch me with a cat around my baby! Superstitious!
I too found that kitty bitch-slapping rather disturbing; not at all amusing :<
Moving on...HEY PEACHES!
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Poor little Two Face! SO cute, and yet I feel so sad for the poor little thing. For whoever asked, it was supposed to separate into two kitties, but only separated into two heads on one body. I've seen it before on a kitty. I just love cats and little kittens are so damn CUTE!
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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 6:47pm.
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My neighbors are like that. They only have one cat, but they let it roam outside 24/7 and it's not neutered. It's already fathered several little feral kittens in the area, so I can't stand it when people let their cats out all the damn time! My bebbeh got killed by a couple dogs right outside my front door two years ago, so I'm kind of hellbent on never letting any of my kittehs outside now. There was also a coyote who wandered into our backyard a month ago and killed a feral cat right in front of my face, and I live in a very suburban neighborhood. Kitteh dangers are vast and plentiful...
My heart...ok the rock that I call a heart just wept for that poor two headed kitten ...I hope to God it make sit. As for Speedo all I can say is damn damn damn those stage mothers....
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I am NO cat person so it surprises me how much seeing that little kitten in a hat being smacked broke my heart :(
That Speedo confirms for me that cats are unpredictable.
Clearly, I'm not a cat lover
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LOL! Take that stupid hat off your head, bitch! You a cat!
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Poor Twoface. Hopefully the little guy will make it and have a nice life. I have a soft place in my heart for freakish little animals. (Takes one to know one, I guess.)
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That shit wasn't funny. Slapped the debonair hat right off the little thing. Speedo needs to put some catnip in his bong made out hollowed out kitten legs and chill the fuck out.
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Speedo's a cunt. Like MK said.
That poor little kitty got the crap smacked outta it, lol. Speedo reminds me of my old, grumpy kitty. When our neighbours got a cute, little puppeh, our cat hopped the fence, backed the puppy into a corner and batted him around for a few. Then hopped back over the fence and stretched out on the deck. I guess he just wanted to show that little bitch who was boss.
Speedo is keeping it very hood.
That kitty slap was awesome!
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Im guessing in the second video, thats his mama and she like "cut the chit already, and put my hat back"....LOL
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The poor kitty with 2 faces makes me sad.
Yeah Speedo's is a jerk, but whatca gonna do. He has to show that little baby with the hat who the boss is.
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I hate bad cat owners.... my neighbour has about a dozen cats, let's them run around outside, refuses to get them fixed and thinks it's cute whenever she gets a new litter... and for some reason thinks I'm the asshole for not taking one of her kittens... I'm just being a responsible person by limiting my love to my houseplants
If I could hiss at and bitch slap the stupid people I work with, I would be wrapped in a cuddle blanket of pure bliss. But, no, I'd get fired.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
that second video D:
What I really wanna know is why is it a woman's voice that's chastizing Speedo but a man's hand that pulls the kitten away?
by madam s. on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 6:24pm.
Awww... that second video was sad. It was like what Angelina wants to do to Megan Fox.
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Ha! I had a friend who firmly believed that a cat would eat her face off. Meanwhile she fearlessly owned a pit bull. Go figure!
Awww... that second video was sad. It was like what Angelina wants to do to Megan Fox.
Free Midol? Where?
Awww, kittehs, I have adopted an outdoor kitteh, she doesn't go very far and LOVES being outside.
Some cats like to roam, some like to stay inside.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
i'm damn sure speedo is my nanna reincarnated. ugh. painful times
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Maybe Speedo was angry because the kitten didn't come with a dildo and Midol.
I have a foster mumcat right now-she had 4 of her own and then took on 2 tiny orphans that were found under a bridge.
She is a lovely mum with none of Speedo's attitude.
That lil kitten wasn't hurt though-just schooled.
I dunno, dude. Extended claws or no, that was a pretty good whack toward a helpless baby.
Geez, Dog. M.E. needn't have indoor cats to know and understand cat behavior.
I WISH we lived in a place where we could let our cats outside, but we're on a semi-busy street, and a half a block from train tracks. But plenty of people let their cats roam around here.
There are circumstances that allow for letting cats spend time outside safely. It's pretty ridiculous to think that ALL cats should be indoor cats.
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With all the polluting of the planet that's going on, expect to see more "two faces" being born from all kinds of creatures.
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Maybe I shouldn't have used the word "force". I'm trying to say that you attack me for having an opinion and yet as you just pointed out, everyone has their own opinion. It's okay when YOU have an opinion but it isn't okay when someone has one which isn't in line with yours. You just proved my point.
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I don't force my opinion on anyone. If you look, I'll be the first person to say EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION!
I don't need any Midol, M.E. Why do you attack me for my opinion when you are constantly forcing yours on others while fully expecting them to happily listen? I don't get that.
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I live in a quiet neighborhood with a speed limit of 10 MPH not near any major road ways and my kitteh sticks close to home.
You have your way, I have mine.