Afternoon Crumbs
Taylor Lautner is sick of hearing "TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!!!" To which I say "TAKE OFF YOUR TOP THEN!" - Popsugar
While B.Coop looks for a baguette to butter in Paris, Squinty goes running - Lainey Gossip
Katy Perry wearing a rubber dress from Camp Beverly Hills fetish line - Egotastic!
Just because you look like you've been sleeping under the floor boards in a crack house for a few days doesn't mean you're perfect for True Blood, Lindsay Lohan - The Superficial
Glamberace declares that he's not a whore. The whores of the world are relieved - Towleroad
Pink is really into this circus shit (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
RPattz is going to die in 6 years and so will the rest of us because the mournful wails from all the Twihards will turn us to dust - Celebitchy
What a coincidence, this is how I play Guitar Hero too - Popoholic
Now THIS is talent - OMG Blog
What in the four cavities during one visit hell is this? - Just Jared
Annalynne McCord's camel toe can't even save that outfit - Hollywood Rag
Omarion pretty much got a 1/10th of a handjob on stage - Necole Bitchie
Don Ho was most likely reincarnated as one of these dogs - Cityrag
You gotta be a new kind of desperate to want a piece of Omarosa - Crunk + Disorderly
NOOOOOOOO: Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead is getting remade! I'll be crying on the catwalk in front of the backyard pool if you need me - SOW
But what about Grandma Wrinkles? - ICYDK
Kelly Kapowski had a baby girl, didn't name her Screecherina - I'm Not Obsessed
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Submitted by Richiegay on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:12pm
I said the same thing when I read it too. He didn't like it because he's GAY!
That Taylor Lautner... wow.. his body sure is fine-looking in that picture.... I'm feeling hormonal now, lol
Felix, thankyouthankyouthankyou for pointing out that little gem--- I almost missed it! HAHAHA!!
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Submitted by Felix Le Chatte on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 2:05am.
Everybody HAS to watch "this is talent OMG Blog", it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. Nearly pissed myself.
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Well, thank you for that. End of the night slump...can't quite get to bed when I read your advice. Ok, let's see....
So as I sit slumped, mouth-breathing and zombie eyed thinking "sigh, this is bad...but they seem like nice people...they need better technical support - it could actually be good....zzz.zzz.zzzzzzz....." When suddenly, what to my wondering eyes should appear!? AMAZING!!!1!!
And that memaw's got a hot bod...I din't even realize she was aged til I saw that she's sporting a Friar Tuck!
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Everybody HAS to watch "this is talent OMG Blog", it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. Nearly pissed myself.
Thank you so much for putting it here, it's made my day.
GOD BLESS YOU CRAZY BITCH AMERICA
Ah, since you can't see his face very well, that just makes this picture all the more attractive. Very nice body. Not a fan of his face, but eh. There are plenty of other hot dudes out there.
OMG, no movie is sacred anymore. Next it will be Pretty in Pink, She's Out of Control and a new series based on Small Wonder.
Submitted by Soultonic: "I don't care what anyone says but I love me some Omarosa. Ever since she made Janice Dickenson cry and put that bitch in her place, I just can't help but bow down to her."
Soultonic, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omarosa is like the dukey that gets stuck between the grooves of your sneakers. No matter how much hot water and bleach you use, there's always that faint smell.
OMG, Praise them!!! Can you imagine having your Sunday buzz (a joint and a cup of coffee), going to church and then hearing that singing and seeing that interpretive dance? Hallelujah!!
LMAO @ "TAKE OFF YOUR TOP THEN"
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Reading about this remake of Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead is seriously crushing my soul...why do they need to remake everything?!?!
*runs away screaming and pulling hair out*
I don't care what anyone says but I love me some Omarosa. Ever since she made Janice Dickenson cry and put that bitch in her place, I just can't help but bow down to her.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
Thanks MK for posting that panty creamer of the day :)
"WHY for the love of GOD, do some women think that that's cute? and why do men not say anything?"
Some guys, the ones who like to play "Daddy", get off on it... For the rest of us, it's just not worth the time and bother.
Submitted by harveyprice
Russell Brand can do much better than Katy Perry. Her wide-eyed I'm a 7 year old girl look makes me want to smack her in her Proactive face. It's creepy and creepy shit makes me want to smack it.
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I AGREE. i fucking hate her...and her fake ass baby voice. WHY for the love of GOD, do some women think that that's cute? and why do men not say anything? it's obvious they're trying way too hard to be cute for their man...cute, child-like cute...it's just creepy. she acts like a complete ditz.
If only it were his BF Omarion might have enjoyed it more. Just Sayin'
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
THE DISHES ARE DONE, MAN!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
katy, you have a thing for rubber and Englishmen, we get it, we get it! please, for the love of Uranus, please keep it in Russell's bedroom already!
=== "...Find...And Fulfill...Your Destiny..." ===
Ugh, that Omarosa video made me want to vomit; Donald Trump should be ashamed of himself.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Vincent: Let me ask you something, when did you think up all of this shit? When you were sitting there eating that muffin?
Jules: Yeah, I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
Provolone on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 4:10pm.
I hope they remake Pulp Fiction with Justin Beiber & Jaden Smith in the lead roles.
With Miley playing the Uma part.
Hollywood Gold, Jerry, Gold!!
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Let me ask you something, when did you think up all of this shit? When you were sitting there eating that muffin?
:D
That church video on OMG blog unfortunately was nothing suprising to me; yes the singing was horrendous but my crazy church back in Texas has had 'praise dancers' for years. My sister used to dance with them, in fact. Nothing crazier than watching a bunch of 'interpretive' dancers if you will "catch the Holy Spirit", however...*sigh*. Don't even go to chruch anymore because of all the craziness.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
It's great news to read that LiLo was turned down for a guest spot on any show, let alone "True Blood." Producers now know that she simply is not worth the troubles. She does not show up on time and wants to show up the stars on the show. She's akin to Corey Haim in that regard. Maybe she'll soon end up as he did.
Damn but those titties are sagging! With July on the horizon da judge will drop the hammer on LiLo.
Donkey Punched. I was already pissed about the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, but Fright Night? Seriously? That is like remaking Gone with the Wind or some shit.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 4:04pm
Nope... No joke. As a horror buff, I am shaking my fists in anger.
Provy, that.
Is just WRONG!
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Submitted by harveyprice
Russell Brand can do much better than Katy Perry. Her wide-eyed I'm a 7 year old girl look makes me want to smack her in her Proactive face. It's creepy and creepy shit makes me want to smack it.
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Agreed. Her little pigeon-toed stance while wearing a stunt dress with her 'aren't I the quirkiest wittle girl?' face has gone completely stale. Although, her body is still worthy of being violated repeatedly and then summarily booted out of my apartment.
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"We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings."
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I hope they remake Pulp Fiction with Justin Beiber & Jaden Smith in the lead roles.
With Miley playing the Uma part.
Hollywood Gold, Jerry, Gold!!
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
Donkey Punched....are you fucking kidding me? Fright Night? That's it. I HATE Hollywood.
Next they'll remake 976-EVIL
OR Silverbullet.
Taylor Lautner makes me feel like a goddamn dirty old woman for feeling like no 27-year-old should feel about an 18-year-old... can't stop oggling him. damn him and his looks!
Is it just me, or does Squinty look like a goddamned stunt woman running? She's leaping and bounding over things in those photos. Also, she looks like a skeleton covered in thin layers of muscle.
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I like boring things.
Jesus MK that OMG Blog church video is making my eye makeup all fuck up from cry-laughing!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCz0ZouYE0M
"True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one."
~La Rochefoucauld~
I can't believe they are REMAKING yet ANOTHER classic 80's90's movie. Why bother coming up with new shit if you can just look back and copy all you want? I blame the people who went to see Nightmare on elm street and KArate Kid. Btw, they are also remaking Fright Night.
Damn Kelly Kapowski gained a lot of weight. Her face was so bloated in those pics. Oh well, that's healthy unlike other pregnant celebs.
Rob Pattinson's article was pretty nice. I'm agreeing with a commenter saying he doesn't seem to let things go to his head. He just needs to improve his hygiene.
I have never found Taylor Lautner to be hot...maybe it's because he's a lot younger than me.
Taylor is a SMOKIN' hot hoMOsexual!!!!!
Submitted by random.musingz on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 3:30pm.
i cosign that.
Submitted by random.musingz on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 3:30pm.
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MK isn't a media whore like Perez. Perez wanted to be famous.
That singing and dancing in church (OMG blog) was hilarious - who the fuck does modern dance wearing glasses?
Dear MK,
I want to know why you aren't as famous as Perez Hilton? Your blogs deal with similar topics, but you are way, way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay smarter, wittier, goofier...more adorable and a good looking dude to boot. Just wondering!
Sincerely,
Someone who can't resist a dose of your blog every day.
P.S. Some of your comments, comparisons, metaphors - are truly hilarious, priceless, downright, side-splitting funny!
Why, hello there...*slurp*
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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...
LMFAO Oh Lindsay when will you ever get a break? NEVER!!!!!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I always think that Annalynne's big arsed mouf is gonna come and get me. Russell Brand can do much better than Katy Perry. Her wide-eyed I'm a 7 year old girl look makes me want to smack her in her Proactive face. It's creepy and creepy shit makes me want to smack it.
God is never the one.- MK
will.i.am - still makes me feel like a pedo bear.
I'm old enough to be his MOM!! Ok, if I had been a pregnant teen. LOL
Ew... I think that Taylor guy is gross. Face AND body AND career. All nasty.
And Squinty looks like a jackass sprinting through Paris in her running gear. She couldn't do a little research and find a somewhat more appropriate semi-secluded park or something? All the normal dignified people walking past her are like what the hell?
I've never had a thing for RPatz or Lautner...my teeny bopper poster of choice is Zac Efron. Anyway, I just saw the movie Remember Me with RPatz and I actually liked the film and saw a different acting side to RPatz which I really liked. I like him better now. I won't hate on him as much but they better calm the fuck down with that Twifright shit.
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He's 18... It's legal to think those thoughts now.
I feel dirty lusting over Taylor's body.
*reports pedo self*
*Looks around for Chris Hansen*
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SLURRRRRRRRRRRP*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Speaking of a baguette. I sliced mine up, douced it in olive oil and sprinkled it with garlic salt, baked it at 425 for 10 minutes....Nummy homemade garlic chips.