Al Gore Did Not Have Sex With That Woman (Maybe)
Star Magazine has thrown a mistress into the Al and Tipper Gore break up saga, because that's just how they do. Thankfully, Al's supposed side piece isn't a cocktail waitress who is going to sell her story to The Insider and then come out with a dance song in a few months. Al's own Monica Lewinsky is allegedly Laurie David, the ex-wife of Larry David. Laurie was a producer on An Inconvenient Truth, and a source says that the two have been warming each other's globes for nearly two years.
Laurie and Larry quit each other in 2007 after it was rumored that she was doing it on the down low with the caretaker of their vacation house in Martha's Vineyard. Shortly after that, she fell in love with Al Gore while working with him to save the environment. A source says, “Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers. It couldn’t be avoided."
The source is right, this couldn't have been avoided. Everybody knows Al gets the hots south of his equator when he starts talking about melting polar caps and tears in the ozone layer. It makes Al just want to pull out a fair trade condom and spray his bio-degradable fluids all in it. And yes, he throws it into the compost pile afterwards.
But Laurie is denying all of this! Laurie tells HuffPo, "The story is completely untrue. It's a total fabrication. I adore both Al and Tipper. I look at them both as family. And I have happily been in a serious relationship since my divorce."
True or not, this mess needs to be featured on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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i didn't think he knew what sex was.
I don't believe this for some reason. However, if I was the body language expert in US weekly, I'd say that it's definitely true because he's leaning toward her in the pic.
Wow from caretaker to multi-millionaire! Nice upgrade. I'll bet Tipper thinks that whole thing is an "inconvenient truth". To be honest I don't get it, I mean really she is not a bad looking piece and he, well lets just say I wouldn't want a couple hundred pounds of blubber with a 3" dick sweating on top of me.
Despite my best efforts, I just can't make myself care who's shtupping either one of these people.
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True or not, this mess needs to be featured on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I was thinking the SAME EXACT thought! I even told someone at work that Larry will use it in his show and even get Al a cameo.
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I thought Al was gay...
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Al Gore knows what sex is? really he does?
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He looks like the kinda guy who giggles a lot before and after sex.
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You guys are right, it is weird imagining him having sex with someone especially if it involved anything more than clothes missionary sex. He's got this weird sexless vibe no matter what he does. It would be like robot sex.
Remember this?http://www.wonkette.com/politics/al%20gore%20tipper%20gore%20kiss.jpg
If he were a celebrity we'd think he was gay.
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Holy Shit. No wonder Larry's so pissed. When he was on the Seinfeld marraige show (yes I saw one episode of that shit) he HATED women. Madonna called his ass out on it more than once. I was surprised, but this explains it. His wife left him for Al Gore!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 12:17am.
At the risk of sounding infantile: ew! Or is this just an unattractive picture of him?
NOPE - they are all like that!!!!!
Submitted by govt_cheese on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 12:49am.
Al Gore had sex with someone? I can't see it. I could have binoculars strapped to my head & I still wouldn't be able to see it.
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I'm sure it was missionary style, with the lights out and wearing striped pajamas and a modesty patch. :)
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Al Gore had sex with someone? I can't see it. I could have binoculars strapped to my head & I still wouldn't be able to see it.
At the risk of sounding infantile: ew! Or is this just an unattractive picture of him?
Yes, this would make the ultimate Curb Your Enthusiasm epi. Other than that, meh.
...warming each other's globes... classic!
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*trying to picture al nerdy gore having slutty sex with some broad*
nope; sorry can't see it. hell i can't even picture him screwing his own wife let alone some wanton slut.
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Thank you. Thank you very much. I SO called this when news first broke of the Gore's separation.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 7:20pm.
You is brilliant!
Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:02pm.
Good question. How come now that oil is pouring into the gulf and the gov is sitting on its big fat ass, Gore isn't flying down there and howling about this horrible, horrible administration? Probably doesn't wanna sabotage his future political chances.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:11pm.
After all, he used to plow using mules and shit like that.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:31pm.
I suspect that Rohypnol was involved.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 7:20pm.
Al Gore got the 'floater bloat'...you know a corpse been submerged in water for just enough to to bloat up and look like...well, Al Gore...
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LOLOLOLOL! That completely cracks me up...when one of us has eaten too much, i.e. Thanksgiving, we say we look like a "bloated floater."
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Hehehehe...Can you imagine that puffed up floater a huffin' and a puffin' on top of you during SESSAY TIMES????? And dem TEEFS! No gracias....I almost believe Larry David's ex-piece...unless she demands only doggy style...Then, meh...maybe...
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Thanks a lot, Tiger!! Nightmares tonight!
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That's pretty much what I'm here for...;-)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 7:20pm.
Al Gore got the 'floater bloat'...you know a corpse been submerged in water for just enough to to bloat up and look like...well, Al Gore...
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LOLOLOLOL! That completely cracks me up...when one of us has eaten too much, i.e. Thanksgiving, we say we look like a "bloated floater."
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Hehehehe...Can you imagine that puffed up floater a huffin' and a puffin' on top of you during SESSAY TIMES????? And dem TEEFS! No gracias....I almost believe Larry David's ex-piece...unless she demands only doggy style...Then, meh...maybe...
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Thanks a lot, Tiger!! Nightmares tonight!
*Albloat Gorefloater flopped on top of me, wake up screaming*
what in the world happened to his face? my god, that's going to haunt my nightmares tonight!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 7:20pm.
Al Gore got the 'floater bloat'...you know a corpse been submerged in water for just enough to to bloat up and look like...well, Al Gore...
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LOLOLOLOL! That completely cracks me up...when one of us has eaten too much, i.e. Thanksgiving, we say we look like a "bloated floater."
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Hehehehe...Can you imagine that puffed up floater a huffin' and a puffin' on top of you during SESSAY TIMES????? And dem TEEFS! No gracias....I almost believe Larry David's ex-piece...unless she demands only doggy style...Then, meh...maybe...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 7:20pm.
Al Gore got the 'floater bloat'...you know a corpse been submerged in water for just enough to to bloat up and look like...well, Al Gore...
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LOLOLOLOL! That completely cracks me up...when one of us has eaten too much, i.e. Thanksgiving, we say we look like a "bloated floater."
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Al Gore got the 'floater bloat'...you know a corpse been submerged in water for just enough to to bloat up and look like...well, Al Gore...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm sure he did the nasty and totally played "Darling Nikki" while doing so at top volume.
You can be sure he got tired of peeling the Parental Advisory sticker from Tipper's twat every 6 months just to dry hump....
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Can anyone really 'adore' Tipper? Anyone? Anyone? *sound of crickets*...Yeah, I thought so...They're totally bangin'...
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Don't buy this crap either! She has been friends with Al and Tipper for 12+ years. They didn't "work together and then fall in love". The only reason someone needs to leave Larry David is Larry David, let's be honest.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 6:03pm.
warmislandsun,
No kidding. I LOVE Curb Your Enthusiasm. It is one of the best television shows of all time.... but get into a relationship with Larry David?! Hell no. That guy has seriously unappealing issues.
You do know I refer Larry Davis as my true biological father?
Al Whore is nothing but a low-down phony who uses his 'saving the earth' campaign to get rich. A lot of the shit in his award winning documentary is not accurate. ugh
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Larry David, but I'd need a gag in his mouth and a bag over his head.
Al Gore skeeves me out.
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I hope I'm still getting my groove on and working the ho stroll when I'm this whore's age. Also, I pick Larry David, 'cause I think it would be too easy to scare Gore in the sack (like asking for anything other than missionary style).
God is never the one.- MK
warmislandsun,
No kidding. I LOVE Curb Your Enthusiasm. It is one of the best television shows of all time.... but get into a relationship with Larry David?! Hell no. That guy has seriously unappealing issues.
Submitted by LA on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 4:51pm.
Who would you rather bang, Al Gore or Larry David?
^^^ I would bang Larry David a million times before I'd bang Al Gore! Larry might suck in the sack, but at least he would make me laugh all the time.
This should be filed under "People who shouldn't be having sex" or "People you don't want to invision having sex"
An aging politician screws around on his wife with an unattractive middle aged woman?...honestly we need a new plot to the storyline...at least fuck around with a skanky young stripper with big fake circus tits like Jesse James did
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:11pm.
Because he IS a backwoods hillbilly!
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You is mean.
That is all.
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Uh...........I believe that could be misconstrued.
Okay, can I eat your cherry?
Damn. *scratches head* NVM.
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if he did, yuck.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 06/15/2010 - 5:11pm.
Because he IS a backwoods hillbilly!
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You is mean.
That is all.
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Slightly OT, but how did Larry David convince anyone to marry him?
"warming each others globes" heh heh. Good one!
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flmao at all you bitches' comments on this fuckery
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