Wednesday, June 16th 2010
So That's Why They Lost
Right before Australia's World Cup match against Germany, John Travolta tried to boost their morale by farting out a few bars of "You're the One That I Want." The second hand embarrassment the players suffered fucked them up so bad that they lost to Germany, 4 to shit. They will never be the same again.
Why, John, why?! Now the Australian players will NEVER let you into the locker room so that you can sit on a pile of their dirty jock straps while watching them shower.
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Mary Travolta was hoping to get some nice big uncut cheesey pinga?
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Um yeah, too embarrassed for him to finish watching it; made it about 15 seconds. Does he need money or something?
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Well i think John doesn't show a sports' man spirit. But this is also right that the Australians lost the game not with that specific reasons but they went to the field with a weaker game plan also.
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They lost because Germany is far superior, but that's beside the point. This was just embarassing.
And it's nice to know his Scio family couldn't visit our boys. No one gives two shits about them (I was rooting for England), yet they played their little hearts out on Saturday (even if England played shit). This asshole couldn't even sit in the stands for 90 minutes?
Hopefully the US beats Slovenia. They'll never make it out of their group, but it'll be nice to show the naysayers they're a formidable team.
Submitted by Niko on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 4:21pm.
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I'll bet he can toot a vuvuzela with his ass too.
Xenu can't with this tool, either.
I'm actually embarrassed for him and his hairline.
Why, John T.? Do you have plans of inviting them to join Scientology? Haha! Go Germany! :)
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Jesus FC...how long is Travoltard gonna milk that success he had 100 years ago? If there is a definition for buzzkill/curse it has to be any twat singing from Grease......give it up.
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Booooooo Collingwood. :(
Ah, this made my day. It was hilarious. I'm traveling to LA this afternoon to see a screening of "Grease" at the Arclight. Should be fun.
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Carne the Pies!
Well to be fair, he didn't just want a man he wanted the whole team....
Pancho, just insert any other team but Collingwood, and your post is on the money.
Travolta only went to stir up publicity for himself and to peek into the locker room.
Why didn't he just go ahead and belt out the real lyric: "Because I need a MAN!" You could tell that's what he wanted to do so badly.
john fking travolta??!!??
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Grease to Xenu to Australia to a fking loss!!?!?!?! NO CONNECTION....I AM COMPLETELY BAFFLED AND SHIT. HELP
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Nah we lost because we're crap at the world game. For the vast majority of Australians nothing compares with being in a crowd of 97,000 watching Collingwood play Carlton at the MCG. Australian Rules Football - just known as the footy - is the game most revered & soccer always has been & always will be a poor fourth - after the other football codes rugby league & rugby union. Watch a game all afternoon just to have a nil score - compared with AFL - there's no competition. We should not be in the cup at all coz we're crap & very few people give a damn about soccer in Australia.
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Not true. Just your typical stereotype. If it were true though it just would be testament to the glorious German mental fitness LOL.
And don't give Serbia any funny ideas, like the Hoff serenading our squad until dawn before the showdown, being paid with a bottle of vintage Serbian glycole.
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No, Australia lost because because they sent their special Olympic soccer team... I'm not sure if they understand what the world cup is all about... Seriously, they were f*cking horrible... With crap like that, you may as well have let Canada into the tournament...
Go Germany
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Gee, scieno, could it be they didn't win because they hadn't guzzled enough cooking oil, niacin and calmag? or sat all day in a sauna? better start spreading the good news, cultie.
PS. I think the socceroos should stick to surfing.
But Germany had Hasselhoff singing to them.
Ya just know John went to visit all the eye candy, some of those soccer players are beyond delicious. And when they are hurt or bruised, they are even hotter.
Yawn. I am always amazed that sportspeople are interviewed, always say the same thing. Really, who gives a fuck what they "think". As for John Revolta (shudder). Keep on being a dork. (I can't believe I once, along long time ago, thought he was cool). And no one believes you are straight, John, even if your wife is pregnant by IVF.
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We thrashed them alright, we have a goalkeeper who looks like John Rhys Meyers and are among the youngest teams (minus 25 year old German whelps, yummie).
Jokes aside, the soccaroos should appoint Olivia Newton-John for the next warm-up to get physical.
One good thing for Australia: after this defeat they won't join Co$, imagine if they had won. Travolta is a jerk. I can never fathom why so much is made of Cruise's involvement in THAT club, but with Travolta it's no never mind, he's such a nice bloke. Preston will have to endure the same sickening "silent birth" shit as Katiebot and don't even get me started how/by whom this baby was conceived.
Travolta is a jerk. There I said it.
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OMG MK I thought you were joking before I pressed play. That would make anyone lose. That was painfully awkward but HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was painful. I like hearing abut people embarassng themselves but it's difficult for me to watch it.
Jesus Christ, when is he going to give it up? That was cringe-inducing and I'm sure the players had a good laugh about it in the locker room.
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