Wednesday, June 16th 2010

Quote Of The Day: Cameron Diaz Will Fly For Peen

Cameron Diaz is the Kate Hudson of blonde actresses. Or is it Kate Hudson is the Cameron Diaz of blonde actresses. It's a little of both, because Cameron and Kate will both go through airport security and fly thousands of miles just for a piece of the dick pie. Cameron admitted this to Playboy (via HuffPo):

"Oh gosh, I can't even count how many times I've gotten on a plane for love. It's not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I'm always traveling for [whispers] cock. You've got to go where it is."

And I'm pretty sure many genitals (including several cocks) are on a plane right now to get far far away from that picture of Cameron.

Posted by: Michael K


Naughychimp's picture

I think she's funny and down-to-earth. That photo doesn't bother me; she looks like she's actually having a genuine laugh, instead of those insipid simpers that actresses like Gwyneth have. She admits she's flown for cock. I bet most actresses have but just would never admit it.

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LisaRose's picture

Let's all guess how many STD's she must have...

I'm on the "I don't get her" bus. Our rest stops today are "wooden" and "unattractive". I'm still giggling over the face that someone decided a movie starring her and Tom Cruise would be a hit. I guess with the oil spill it's time to capitalize on things being washed up.

is traveling on a plane for cock more classy than traveling on a subway at 3 am with the same intent and purpose?? if so then i am one classy bitch.

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 2:15am.

Great post. I agree with every word you said. I like Cameron. I think I'm angry that she said this the way she did. If she did. I do not think the word "cock" should be used in everyday conversation. It is ugly. And our society is becoming very course.

Whamo's picture

WOW that's quite the fetching picture of Cammy

guest's picture

cannot believe she said that!! lol.

ruby_lucite_slippers's picture

She's under the spell of Maryann the maenad in that pic.

I heart Natalie's picture

Know who else flies for c*ck??? High class escorts...

But I bet none would compare to Cam

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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 2:15am.

What a fucking sexist thing to say. Who the fuck says that she wants to have kids anyway? I get the feeling that most women tend to have kids because they're too fucking scared to end up all alone and because society still expects it from women to become mothers and that this is the only purpose of being a woman. It seems that they then want to have at least someone who's obliged to deal with them when they're old.
Well, if you're only dependend on men to make you happy and give your life a meaning then you will indeed end up all alone because those fuckers tend to die on us women or fuck us over.
So look for some cool women to befriend and you're set for life because - you know what - we'll all die alone.
Having kids is no guarantee that someone's holding your hand when you kick the bucket.

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Cameron is in for a big surprise. No matter how much she travels for c#ck. No matter how much money she has. No matter how big of a movie star. The vast majority of men will not commit to woman who is too old to bare their children. She will end up alone and cockless in time.

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Well, this made me chuckle. If she has to fly to get the best stuff, good for her - bwahahah

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Cameron Diaz rocks my socks. Fuck the haters. That bitch is tight.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 9:12pm.

Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 9:06pm.
every time anyone sees her in an airport or on a they will think "cock" now. town car driver

Hahaha. I can just see the limo drivers at the airport holding their little signs, "Who needs cock"??

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ZOMG.'s picture

i drove for cock many times. Poor Cammie, not a pretty photo.
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MickeyHolland's picture

Why share this with the world? For the record: I wouldn't even walk a block for cock.

Bjork You's picture

I saw Ms. Diaz in Starbucks once. Sorry guys, but she's pretty, and has a nice smile.

(Unlike Fishy and that revolting snob Graydon Carter. Seeing those two together, fawning over one another was enough to make me want to drive skewers into my eyes. Oh, and remember when Carter was funny with "Spy" magazine?

See this link, http://www.kurtandersen.com/mags_spycovers.html, and click, and at the bottom, click #6 (bottom row, last photo) one of my favourite covers, that of PeeWee Herman and Clarence Thomas laughing in a porn theatre.)

Anyway, I've never heard of Cameron Diaz being a bitch, unlike Julia Roberts and Fishsticks.

Whatever's picture

She looks beat.

Centaurious's picture

Poor Cam.

She is so pretty with a bangin' bod, but growing up in San Deigo on the beach is starting to show.

I flew for cock ONCE. It was a disappointment, but I wanted to see DC anyway, so not a total loss.

I wouldn't fly for cock to Kansas, or anything of that nature.

I have not driven for cock....I have made the boys drive for pussy.

As to whether it was worth it....well, perhaps it's best we neve know!

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LaChaylo's picture

I've driven for cock, not flown. That's next on the agenda when I get some spare $$$.

And it's so worth it. *daydreams*

She may not be looking that hot these days nor have the career she once did, but props to Cammy for saying that-she seems like the type who doesn't take herself too seriously.

Gem's picture

Checking in to jump on the bandwagon: I have travelled far for a taste of the good stuff (both pot and the peen)!

...one good thing about getting older and being married, though...it's much easier to order in (or do without, for that matter)...

Of course she also wants to let you know that she’s a vixen who is going to leave you sleepless tonight and looking for all the spare paper tissues you can possibly muster…

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/cameron-diaz-wants-you-to-know-s...

Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 9:06pm.
every time anyone sees her in an airport or on a they will think "cock" now. town car driver

Hahaha. I can just see the limo drivers at the airport holding their little signs, "Who needs cock"??

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 9:06pm.

Ke$ha, this is your future face.
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She wishes. not even her current face is anywhere near this good looking. she might have a better idea of her future face by checking out one John Travolta while he's taking a shit

nunya_bizness's picture

Ke$ha, this is your future face.

chaka1's picture

DAMN!!!

Anonymousfckr's picture

every time anyone sees her in an airport or on a they will think "cock" now. town car driver might even try to make conversation to cut the silence "To get cock or business?" Otherwise I love cameron

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 5:42pm.

The fact that she travels for cock doesn't make her a slut, nor the amount of peens she's had.

Sluttiness is about how you handle the hook ups, not how many you've had or where. Just saying.
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And I would totally do the same thing if I had the means.

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liverwurst's picture

No body looks good laughing that hard, no body. So you know, whatever....

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Submitted by Joeb on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 7:34pm.

Take a good look at ol' Cammy, 'cause she ain't gonna be paparazzi bait much longer. Her 'Knight & Day' comedy with Tommy Kruz is supposed to put the B back in bad. After last year's biggest flop, 'The Box
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I blame Kanye (and the director)

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SlutBuster's picture

She's okay. I appreciate that she isn't all plastic-y and such. And you can't blame a girl for taking a red eye for the red rocket. Maybe we are just jealous 'cause we can't roll like that. Well, I am anyway.

Go on girl, get it.

Joeb's picture

Take a good look at ol' Cammy, 'cause she ain't gonna be paparazzi bait much longer. Her 'Knight & Day' comedy with Tommy Kruz is supposed to put the B back in bad. After last year's biggest flop, 'The Box', this pix should finish her off.

How does the saying go again? 'Men will swim through rivers of shit to get to a warm pussy' (paraphrasing here so many versions i've heard) well women will fly a redeye for hard dick.
Now ain't that some shit.

azgirl's picture

SpiceDong, your avie is hot as hell.

All of that sun and smoking and boozing aged her double time.

I love how she says 'oh gosh' and then says cock. Really? be consistent. And dunno why but 'oh gosh' GRATES ON ME. Sounds so lame fake pollyanna. maybe b/c it reminds me of this nasty fat gossip in my old job who would feign surprise when someone dropped an f bomb or said something seemingly inappropriate and she would gasp 'oh gosh!' like that bitch never heard it before.

squiggles's picture

This one appeals to me much more than Kate Hudson, I'll say that. I'm not sure why exactly...could be her frankness about who she is whereas Kate seems just immature and self-conscious. CD seems to know who/what kind of actress she is and is ok with it.

It IS striking how her looks have changed...I know it's a few surfboards to the nose but maybe all that time in the sun has messed with her face. Or, she's an alcoholic. Either or.

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She's ok. I'll take a real movie star over a reality twerp any day.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

watching her in the mask is like looking at two different people.

she's aging pretty badly isn't she.

Tigerlilly's picture

How did such a beautiful woman become...well, THAT???? A'member Cameron in "The Mask"? PURTY, PURTY! Now? PURTY FUG! What she done did to herself to fugify like dat?

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letinstar's picture

that picture of cammy is atrocious...
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I heart Natalie's picture

Umm.. yeah, and once she gets on that plane and it takes off, you know there's some poor bastard on the other end just praying it goes down in flames...

TypicalSituation's picture

i agree w/ islandgirl. cameron doesn't annoy me all that much either, and i appreciate her honesty. hell, if the peen's worth it - i'm more than willing to travel for it. county lines, state lines, international borders ~ it's all good!

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Aunt Bea's picture

File Cameron under another overrated fug who can't act.

IrishFury's picture

That pic of her is brilliant. I know she has broken her snout a lot but these pics really show it. Classic!

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 06/16/2010 - 5:21pm.
Cammys been looking rough lately...no wonder she has to fly somewhere to get peen. Can't get any locally I guess.
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I thought the same thing about her not getting some local [whispers] cock. She's probably had the available meat, and those she has't availed herself of don't want to be put in the same hole that hosted douches like Justin Timberlake, et al.

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