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Tim Peeler, Knobby the Sasquatch's greatest nemesis!
For some strange reason Khloe Kardashian (they call her "Knobby" around those parts) was stumbling around the hills in Cleveland County, North Carolina when she was seduced by Tim Peeler's coyote horn at 3 in the morning. Tim said that he watched the 10-foot beast with "bayootiful grey hayer-ah" come out of the woods which made his dogs start acting the fool. Tim rough talked Knobby a bit and then poked him in the chest before calling 911. Tim wasn't able to get picture proof of Knobby's existence, but he's got his Kallmar Micro 110 photographic device ready for next time. So Knobby better condition his bayootiful hayer-ah, because Tim is gonna git him. Watch this interview with Tim and get ready to fall in love:
Right? You just want to quit your life, throw your toothbrush in the trash and move in with Tim. We can sip Moonshine (I'll cut mine with Sun Drop) on the porch and take turns talking rough to Knobby. I mean, Tim had me all wrapped up in his charms at "yallaw-ish." And this is his sketch of Knobby!
Wait. Maybe that's not Khloe after all? Are we sure Brad Pitt really trimmed his beard?
Knobby sketch via io9 (Thanks Bonnie)
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Submitted by Echo27 on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 1:03pm.
I was sad when he said people were probably laughing at him, too. I think he really believes in what he saw. I guess some of us dlisters actually have hearts!
What was much more disturbing to me was the newscaster on the video saying that his dogs "went to barkin' like crazy". Seriously? Who talks like that on TV? I understand she may be trying to keep it down-home for some of the viewers, but really!?
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The newscaster was quoting him. If you listen she says 'he says..' before it and the inflection in her voice changes, as would if you were verbally quoting a person.
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It seems as if the whole "sasquatch" thing isn't just for rednecks. According to legend, there is a sasquatch in the Angeles National forest above Glendale.
Scratch that. WAS until the fire.
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Maybe one of his friends was playing a prank on him. I love that he is fully aware people will say he is crazy/laugh at him, but he's cool with that because he's sure he saw a sasquatch.
oh my lord, seriously?? this is pretty much the same as the alabama leprachaun, except way less funny. even the lady who is telling the story can't keep the hick out of her mouth..."the dawgs went ta barkin like CRAYZAY"
Ahhhh... NC. I skimmed through this until I saw "hayer-ah" and immediately thought NC... had to scroll back up to confirm it. But this guy took it one step further and turn a one syllable word into three, not the usual two! (examples: hay-youse, may-youse, chay-err, poo-ull, etc) I was born there, most of my family is there, so I can talk shit if I want. I've lived in SC most of my life though. We don't put in extra syllables here, we leave them out and condense words and sentences. I love the Carolinas. But damn, if I ever saw something like that, I wouldn't tell anyone. People already think I'm fucked up as it is. I believe that the guy believes what he saw was bigfoot. Who knows? Gorillas used to be thought of as myths too.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I was sad when he said people were probably laughing at him, too. I think he really believes in what he saw. I guess some of us dlisters actually have hearts!
What was much more disturbing to me was the newscaster on the video saying that his dogs "went to barkin' like crazy". Seriously? Who talks like that on TV? I understand she may be trying to keep it down-home for some of the viewers, but really!?
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 9:25am.
Mike, on second thought, keep those nudes to yerself please, kthanxbye.
Your loss.
btw, DON'T check your inbox
Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 11:37am.
@angel_i: I think that's one of the worst things I've seen on DListed in a long time, lol.
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Aw, thanks! :) *blushes*
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Submitted by karen on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 7:52am.
yeah, i am from north carolina, live in north carolina, and although i promise you i am not like this guy, there are tons of his ilk down here. however, i do love me some sun-drop!!!!!!!!am drinking a diet sun drop right now. what an embarassment to the south and especially north carolina.
You must be a transplant or your mom fucked up on raisin' you. Watch your filthy, whore mouth when you talk about my people. You claim your a native, but these people are ilk?.....the bastard don't fall out far from the whore......
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Found him, added him....
http://www.facebook.com/knobbythebigfoot#!/knobbythebigfoot
"I'm gonna be driving Elvis to Wal-Mart later on this afternoon to get his medicine. If you see us, please don't make a scene..."
Must... find on facebook.
This is why I moved from CA to NC. Traded in the botoxed faces for this fine fine man & what lurks in them there bushes. Yay.
Oh god, the 911 calls are fucking ace! "I don't mind him on the mountain, but he's comin' down here messin' with me and my dog!" I wish I could see the look on that poor operator's face. You know every time she has a night shift she's like, "Oh fuck, please don't let him call!"
Submitted by dusted on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 11:37am.
Aw, it made me a little sad when he said he knew people were probably laughing at him.
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I felt the same way! I was like, "Aw, poor guy." I like Tim. Hahaha. They played his 911 call on the radio this morning (condensed from its original 12 minutes), and it was hysterical. When the dispatcher answered, Tim identified himself & said, "Y'all probably have my address on-file." The dispatcher said, "Mmhmm. What is it now?" LOL. Methinks Tim often drinks a little too much moonshine & makes 911 calls...
Aw, it made me a little sad when he said he knew people were probably laughing at him. Maybe I could buy one of those homemade Sasquatch-call things. "That's what they sound like."
@angel_i: I think that's one of the worst things I've seen on DListed in a long time, lol.
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All I can hear is banjo music.
I might believe aliens or whatnot exist, if they landed directly at NASA or the Pentagon to start a dialogue, instead of abducting random hillbillies for experimental anal probes.
That pic is clearly Billy or Dusty from ZZ Top.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
And actually I KNOW Sasquatch is real! And mean too!
I have proof!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JktcQ2A32cU
(and, btw, when he's running really slow that means he's running really fast)
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"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by gossiplover on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 11:08am.
why is it that a big foot sighting has never come from someone attractive...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
why is it that a big foot sighting has never come from someone attractive or who have a full set of teef????????
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 8:59am.
Isn't it funny how there only seems to be male Sasquatch sightings?
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Actually, if I remember correctly, that one they "caught" on film back in the 60's/70's was thought to be female; I remember watching a documentary on it and they mentioned it having breasts. I'll see if I can find a video or pic for ya...(don't hate me for being weird and knowing this stuff...)
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Looks like Moses in that pic; maybe the world's coming to an end?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I think the Oak Ridge Boys tour bus had broken down and they sent William Lee Golden in search of help...he must have gotten off his path when he was encountered by Tim,who was halfway through his second joint of the night.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Hey all you purdy ladies out there. How'd you like them sexy fangernails caressin' yer face real gentle-like...
I like his 'predator caller'. The man was committed enough to sacrifice one of his moonshine jugs to build it.
Respect.
Is he sure it was a Sasquatch and not that one guy from the Oak Ridge Boys?
http://www.oakridgeboys.com/photos/?c=2
Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 8:59am.
learned a thing or two myself about Bigfoot and his ilk...(and yes, I just walked off a spaceship, it's parked in the back, go see for yourselves if you think I've been drinking and/or I'm lying).
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LOL!
I guess the wimminz don't gots time for roamin' and such! I haven't read that article yet (savin' it fer layter) but I believe in Sasquatch, why not? I've a man who's turning into a tree, 25 year old women attached at the head, a child with four limbs...and the list goes on....it's not that much of a stretch for me to believe in a really tall, ugly guy with beautiful yellow-grayish hair all over his body.
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Mike, on second thought, keep those nudes to yerself please, kthanxbye.
Mike, that's your people right there.
He's wearing my hat!?!?
I love the Khloe Kardassian joke. Being the asshole of all jokes is the sole purpose of that family's existance. Oh, and making sex tapes too.
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Submitted by copacabanagirl on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 8:59am.
Isn't it funny how there only seems to be male Sasquatch sightings? I wonder what that means if these things are real. Is the female squirreled away in the domestic bliss of a cozy cave somewhere? Are they a males only species and therefore procreate with other males?
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Hmm good point, I hadn't really thought of that!
* embarrased *
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I usually don't pay attention to grown men who are missing more than one or more of thier front teeth.
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Isn't it funny how there only seems to be male Sasquatch sightings? I wonder what that means if these things are real. Is the female squirreled away in the domestic bliss of a cozy cave somewhere? Are they a males only species and therefore procreate with other males? I remember a few years back I had a ridiculous argument with somebody on a ridiculous forum about this ridiculous subject and learned a thing or two myself about Bigfoot and his ilk...(and yes, I just walked off a spaceship, it's parked in the back, go see for yourselves if you think I've been drinking and/or I'm lying).
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/10/1023_031023_bigfoot.html
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The b!tch @ 0:55 hiding under that truck out of embarassment should be the REAL hot slut!!
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hey "anonymous" if u are still on here, you have issues. please find the nearest bridge and take a flyin leap!
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This reminds me of a joke I heard yesterday. Probably applicable.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?
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Prettttty good!
ah, south carolina. the redneck riviera, myrtle beach.good times. remember old strom thurmond, the biggest racist pig alive who lived to be 100! then we find out he was doing his black maid when he was a teen and had a daughter by her.
We need more Tims in this world.
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A Hot Slut from the remote depths of the area beyond the GCA (Greater Charlotte Area). Way to represent, Timmy! Love, a fan from S. Carolina
Karen you could be from South Carolina where all our politicians embarrass the rest of us.
*slaps Jakey Knotts*
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
yeah, i am from north carolina, live in north carolina, and although i promise you i am not like this guy, there are tons of his ilk down here. however, i do love me some sun-drop!!!!!!!!am drinking a diet sun drop right now. what an embarassment to the south and especially north carolina.
LMAO! That is some funny shit. Only in NC.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
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Don't you have to be able to read to be able to vote?
ANYWHERESWALDOTHEBIGFOOT --- THis guy is PURE mountain folk. I bet he totally had hallucinations after drinking moonshine and making meth.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
He made a mistake. That was probably Brad the billy goat sneaking around chewing grass and taking a break from Angelina.
Knobby looks like the second coming of Christ!
well according to the drawer, Knobby looks ready to fuck!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I saw this last night, funny and scary all at the same time. This guy has voting rights, and there's soooo many more just like him. No wonder this country is in as bad a shape as it is.
I do admire his artistic talents though.