Carvel Responds To White Oprah
Earlier I posted about the most difficult and harrowing experience White Oprah has ever had to suffer through! It was even more agonizing than the time Nana Lohan played a cruel April Fool's Joke on her by replacing all her painkillers with Smarties.
Basically, White Oprah tried to use a Carvel VIP Black Card to get a free birthday cake for her son. The employee at Carvel refused to give it to her since the card is not in her name. White Oprah threw a fit, the cops were called and she never got her free cake. She also pretty much declared herself the Rosa Parks of Carvel.
Well, Fudgie the Whale has responded and he's sick of being emotionally, financially and physically abused by the Lohans. Bitch. Boom. Byeeeee.
As part of Carvel’s 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.
Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay and Ali’s names only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without either present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again.
This is an unfortunate situation where certain people feel entitled to use a celebrity’s name for their own purposes. We regret that the Lohan family is upset and hope this matter is put behind us quickly.
Large orders for ice cream? So that why is all the drug dealers in Long Island have freezers full of Cookie Pusses and Fudgie the Whales? Trading ice cream for 8-balls. I see you, Lohans.
And this pretty much sums White Oprah up. Always using her daughter's name to get shit for herself. Leave it to Cookie Puss and Fudgie the Whale to tell that asshole to sit down. Bitch got owned by Fudgie! That is a beautiful gift to us all. Thank you, Fudgie!
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This story actually put a bounce in my step and a wiggle in my walk. La la la.
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trailer trash is has so much more class than this cow.
Good idea on telling Carvel to give those cards (or at least a damn coupon) to soldiers or hard-working families. On my way to their website!
They actually invited/wanted Lindsay in their establishment? Serves Carvel right.
All in all a wonderful adventure, and a testament that White Oprah will forever live off the back of her cuckoo daughter Lilo. That said, it wouldn’t be a bad idea if they made that wretched woman wear her own scram device- that way she wouldn’t feel left out. Bitch must have made Lilo throw up...
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/dina-lohan-wants-her-free-ice-cr...
Leave it to Carvel to put this piece of trash in her place..
Although, if i were them i would have submitted my statement like this:
“Unfortunately, the Lohan family “has been” abusing the card.”
Subtle hint.. emphasize on the “has been”..maybe they will fucking get it.
On a side note, I got a Cookie Puss every year for my birthday.. Mind you I used to live in NYC & my birthday is in December... WHO THE HELL EATS ICE CREAM CAKE UP NORTH IN THE FREAKING WINTER?!?!?!
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I also sent Carvel an e-mail congratulating them on how they handled the Dina Lohan matter, and asked them why don't they give these cards to more deserving people, like members of the military, firemen, sick children and the like?
This woman is a gross as Octo-skank.
I can't believe White Oprah called the cops. The woman has no shame.
Now I know where the phrase, "this shit writes itself" comes from LOLOLOL What a circus!
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After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
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This is making me laugh. It reminds me of my university days when I decided I could live on my credit card. Hell yeah I would have lived on ice cream if that's all I had!
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 8:47am.
LOL!!! I think THIS might actually be rock bottom for the Blowhans.
The cards were a promotional gimmick. The explanation from the company was unusually blunt, and if the lohans had the capacity for shame, surely they would feel it. Too bad her tantrum isn't on youtube.
It strikes me that the company is getting even more free publicity from white oprah's childish behavior. Nothing helps keep something's premium reputation like denying it to people.
Is it really her being her cheap or just her thinking she is all entitled & special because she can whip out the free ice cream card? Either way its incredibly pathetic & embarrassing.
They gave out 75 of these cards?? How can a celeb(not the Lohans, the other celebs who got the cards) worth multi millions of dollars in good conscience use a free ice cream card?? How often are they ordering ice cream anyway??
Greedy brokeass muthafuckas.
LOL!!! I think THIS might actually be rock bottom for the Blowhans.
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What a cheapskate. Just buy the damned thing. It's not like she can't afford it.
It looks like the Lohan's got their asses handed to them on a cake. I would have spiked these things with rat poisoning but they all would've probably just gotten high on it anyway.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 11:30pm.
I sent Carvel a big ol long message. Do you horz wanna see it?
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Yes please.
& anyways what sort of large ice cream orders are we talking about? Was Dina running an ice cream cakes catering business on the side or something? Bitch must have been quite the regular "customer" if she got shut down after only 6 months of Carvel Black Card use. LMAO!!
Bitch done got fudged on. Awesome!
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Since when do these celebrities eat ice cream? That's my question. Aren't most of them out there starving themselves to be thin?
I bet for every birthday party Dina was invited to ... she volunteered to bring the cake! There lies the problem.
" Leave it to Cookie Puss and Fudgie the Whale to tell that asshole to sit down. Bitch got owned by Fudgie! That is a beautiful gift to us all. Thank you, Fudgie! "
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That is priceless MK !!! and so true.
Am I the only person who remembers that this person was voted MOTHER OF THE YEAR two or three years ago on LAWNGUYLAND!
It's not like they are giving away free icecream just to be nice. So giving these black cards to anyone and his aunt will not happen.
They do it, of course, so that more people will go to their shop hoping to spot (or spit on) a celebrity.
It's all for the money!
That's priceless.
Lezlo's so washed up an ice cream shop shut her down.
Love that they put her in her place. And are we surprised? She's been getting free stuff FOR YEARS for being a manager who robs her kid of 25% (I thought that shit was supposed to be 10?).
Goes to show even with shitload of money these fucking celebrities can't get rid of their cheap ass, trailer trash, ways. Ha, ha, ha! I say Carvel got served and served good. They went to lick rich celebrity assholes and got back shit! Fuck them! When was the last time these companies spent these kind of money to cater to the regular paying customers instead? Did they ever hand out such cards to hard working parents so their kids could get a free treat without buying 200 cones first at full price? Hell fucking no! Carvel, don't complain now that you were taken advantage of! Boo hoo! Serves you and all such rich-ass-licking companies right!
As much as I'd like to commend Carvel in their decision the slap down these bitches and finally tell them "No ice cream for you!", I'd like to know how Lindsay and Ali had cards in the first place.
Carvel says they issued "75 Black Cards" to celebrities. Is the card actually called a "75 Black Card" (because of the anniversary), and was it gifted to a massive assload of celebrities? Or did they only give out 75 cards to specific celebrities? If the latter, how the fuck did Lindsay and Ali Lohan make it onto the short list of 75? Do celebrities not enjoy Carvel?
Of all the celebrities in the world, you'd think Carvel would want to avoid rewarding the cokehead slut and her "riding my sister's coat tails" sibling.
Seriously how fucking low classy is this? Being openly castigated for using a card to get too much free icecream. Well done White Oprah. Well done
"Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card."
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HAHAHAHA. Could it get any more ghetto? Abusing your F-listed, scram wearing, cracked out, soon to be a Vivid bit player daughters free ice cream card?
I bet the Lohans have been dragging random people in there, telling them "You can order all the ice cream you want, just slip me a $20."
And then the police were called, because law enforcement in SoCal has nothing better to do than mediate disputes over free ice cream.
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Good for Carvel. It's about time someone stood up and said no to these self-entitled bitches. Thanks to this story, I discovered there are a few in town. I'm going to buy an ice cream cake from them tomorrow and make sure they know it's because they told Orange Oprah to shove it up her low rent ass.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 11:28pm.
While I'm glad Dina got her comeuppance, I am not anywhere near commending Carvel.
They were betting on having the "famous" celebs visit the store probably as an ad campaign.
They just wanted to see Lindsay in the actual store not stupid ass Dina.
I agree with you that people who are more deserving should receive the card instead of narcissitic assholes.
I sent Carvel a big ol long message. Do you horz wanna see it?
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While I'm glad Dina got her comeuppance, I am not anywhere near commending Carvel. Their (and other companies') idiotic giveaways to celebrities are part of the reason these fuckers feel so entitled.
They might impress me if they ran a campaign in which the general public could vote on nominees selected for their actual accomplishments to give free icecream for a lifetime.
this story made my night. I'm going to bed wearing a smile -- sweeeeet dreams, indeed :D
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And you're telling me this woman cannot shell out her own $20 for a cake for her kid. Pathetic.
OWNED!!!!!
Carvel gets my vote for Hot Slut of the Week, if not month!! Hah!
Reminds me of the Palin hillbillies running amok in the gift suite at the Oscars.
*whips out black card*
*goes to Millions of Milkshakes*
*orders a million milkshakes*
I just sent a feedback message on Carvel's website, congratulating them on honest, common sense employee & company decisions. We need more companies like Carvel, who use their brains & don't bow down to abusive entitled idiots like White Oprah. As with other posters, I hereby nominate Carvel for "Hot Slut of the Week"!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 06/17/2010 - 10:02pm.
Hey kids, go to carvel.com and leave a message for Fudgie! Tell them you appreciate their handling of the celebutard WO and ask them to change the Black Card for use by our soldiers or needy families?
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