The Plot Thickens (Sort Of)
26-year-old Brandon Ray Adams is sitting a jail cell today after he was arrested for ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY (shout that from a Vuvuzela) kidnapping Jeremy London in Palm Springs and forcing him to smoke crack and become the Robin Hood of the "gang areas" by handing out free booze. Brandon pleaded "not guilty" yesterday. Well, there's a chance that Jeremy might be joining Brandon in jail to relive the precious moments they shared together, because there's a warrant out for his arrest. The warrant has nothing to do with the Palm Springs incident, though.
Radar reports that Jeremy is currently on probation for a DUI from 2004. This past January, Jeremy was slapped with driving without a license. When Jeremy didn't show up to court to face the charge, a bench warrant was issued for his arrest. The warrant is still out.
Meanwhile, Brandon's friends and neighbors say that Jeremy London pulled that Six Feet Under shit out of his ass. While they believe that Brandon and Jeremy smoked crack together, they don't think their friend would ever force the dude from 7th Heaven to breathe in the bad shit smoke. One of Brandon's friends, Captain Obvious, added, "The guy (Jeremy) just said he was forced to smoke because he knew drugs were in his system."
If Jeremy needed to throw someone in front of the cops, he didn't need to grab Brandon. Has Jeremy ever heard of the infamous Crackhead Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama? Everybody knows how that shifty little leprechaun crackie works. It sits in the trees just waiting for an innocent victim to pass by, so it can drag them back to his crackhouse under the rainbow and turn them. Ask Wino! Ask Doherty! Ask Whitney! And if Jeremy pointed his finger at the Crackhead Leprechaun, we'd all win because we'd get more of the Crackhead Leprechaun on the news! Well, everybody would win except for Jeremy's internal organs since he's probably a crackhead and all....
And will somebody please tell Mischa Barton to stop driving around Palm Springs with a flat tire. Luck is not going to strike twice! Especially for her!
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What in the hell happened to Jeremy?? He was so hot on Party of Five and up until a couple of years ago, he was realizable.
Eventually London escaped and the perpetrators were arrested, but one does wonder how much more civil this would have been if the assailants approached London and just told him outright that they had a treat waiting for London. Hell, they’d still be in some bunker smoking that bitch up.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/jeremy-londons-brain-is-fried-be...
No WAY that guy is 26! He's 36 is he's a day....
I guess this what is called 'Throwing Someone Under the Bus ???
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
my head blocked after '26-year-old'..
"One of Brandon's friends, Captain Obvious, added..."
hahahaha
Jeremy will be in the new movie with Warwick Davis: Leprechaun 5 Smokin Crack In Da Hood.
"Pervy" Perez Hilton NSFW Upskirt Photo!
http://www.hannahsatana.com/
Gotta give these people credit for coming up with the most outrageous excuses, being FORCED to smoke crack, that's a first for me.
And Misha just needs to crash and burn quickly.
Then my work and home machine must have Kryptonite virus programs because none of them have made so much as a blip or bloop!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Well, all I can say is I'm fucking done with it and please, stop sending me links to that shit.
Someone obviously has way too much time on their hands and should be consulting with a shrink rather than conversing with him or herself on x17 under psuedo names.
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found a jason pic, don't know the date but eesh... he's not puffy like this one, but the drugs weren't kind to his face at alllllll
http://connect.in.com/jason-david-frank-wiki/photos-1-1-1-04dbd0365b7806...
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:41am.
COSIGNED. My virus protection pops up, which is a good thing. Anyone with enough time to write about us is in need of a check up from the neck up.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Yes...my dumbass clicked on the x17 link and check...a virus showed up.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:46am.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:05am.
http://www.gossipcenter.com/megan-fox/photo/megan-fox-1495
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OMG, what has Megan Fox done to her gorgeous face??? I see obvious cheek implants and collagen (or whatever they use?) lip injections!
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Ewwwwww...why do they do this?
X17 doesn't have viruses. I've clicked on there from here and at home and nothing happened.
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:05am.
Who cares about this fuckery. Have you seen the photos of Megan Fox at the premiere of Jonah Hex? Looks like she really fucked her face with cheek implants and terrible collagen injections.
http://www.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_imag...
http://www.gossipcenter.com/megan-fox/photo/megan-fox-1495
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OMG, what has Megan Fox done to her gorgeous face??? I see obvious cheek implants and collagen (or whatever they use?) lip injections!
*flings used condom at Jazzy*
Throw that shit away!
I thought the photos of Megan Fox at the beach looked like she had some cheek implants put in.
I think it's cheek implants and bad lip filler.
She's always looked plastic, but at least it looked like good plastic surgery. This is just flat out awful.
It's sad because isn't she in her early 20s? Why would a born beautiful woman fuck herself up like that?
DirtyWhoreMouth:
Who here has the byline about being all out of tea? I think we should apply it here.
And sharing my nether-region with Turkish delight?
This is madness!
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Daaaaaamn what did he do to himself??? *sobbing* I hope his twin is faring better in the aging dept!
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Mr. London here must have also watched that episode of "The Cleaner" where the guy was forced to smoke meth in order to not be made as a "see eye"
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:41am.
x17 DOWNLOADED A TROJAN VIRUS ONTO MY COMPUTER YESTERDAY. DO NOT GO THERE!
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Are you sure it's not just an old condom?
x17 DOWNLOADED A TROJAN VIRUS ONTO MY COMPUTER YESTERDAY. DO NOT GO THERE!
Eileenie McMeanie:
Because that ho Jana cannot afford bail, unlike her strawberry snortcake friend Hohn.
And this title should be called THE PLOT TRICKENS.
Cuz If Mr. London expects me to believe they only forced that out of him, he'd better think again.
You know J-Ho was sucking cock in the corner for a crack pipe!
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Forgive me, but doesn't this guy look like Brendan Fraser's retarded little brother?
@ Breakdown
The DListed troll at X17 is posting on many threads. This is the link to "Lindsay screams for Carvel ice cream" thread where your name appears:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_xclusive_lindsay_scre...
You'll also see a lot of familiar names there.
*gets on the bus with Breaky to go to X17*
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Now we all know she doesn't have a brain.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Someone needs to let BAGlady know that his best ho is merely on HOld until the next big thing comes along. IF it does.
But as it is, she does not have enough talent to rise any more, and her poon is getting unfresher by the day.
I'm waiting for her porn tape. With a name like that?
It's pre-destined.
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Do it, Breaky!! Jana has been MIA...hmmmmmm....
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
little_rascal:
Although it's probably against the law to whoop a bitch under four feet tall and slapped repeatedly with the ugly stick, but...
we might have to hop on over to X17 and open a fresh can of Beatdown
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Re: sushi's pics of Megan Fox
I had no idea she had such a huge ass head. Its like a monster sized brain she's sporting around.
Sushi! Did she have surgery???? She's beginning to look a little like Jocelyn Wildebeest!
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SHe does look like shit. What the hell did David Silver do to her?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
@sushi: What a fucking fool that girl is. She was SO fucking pretty! Why do ANYTHING?!? My kid found some old mary kate and ashley bullshit that she was on long ago as a young teen - and she was GORGEOUS! But she looked really different than she looks now. Funnily, she was also very good at "feigning" pretentiousness. Just how many of these bitches get into acting by playing themselves, I wonder...
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That's it... I'm breaking up with Marvin. Where is Jana? She can be my sugarmama in a totally platonic way. NOt ghey for the Jana.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
@ Breakdown
There's some kind of a troll who's been posting comments on X17 blog using the names of many DListed posters and impersonating them.
I love how all this x17 stuff is posted under "The Plot Thickens" LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Who cares about this fuckery. Have you seen the photos of Megan Fox at the premiere of Jonah Hex? Looks like she really fucked her face with cheek implants and terrible collagen injections.
http://www.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_imag...
http://www.gossipcenter.com/megan-fox/photo/megan-fox-1495
Waiiiiittt...when was the open post hosted by Fug's Fuggs?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:02am.
Who it is Dog? You can't leave me hangin.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
It's your betrothed. Poor Marvin. He ain't right in the head. Marvin IS Speaky! Please try not to break down now. I know this is hard for you to hear. But your fiance is really a woman who is in love with a font.
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Who it is Dog? You can't leave me hangin.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
little_rascal:
What was that? X17, Lindsay Lohan? I'm not following. Explain yourself.
I'm on my porch waiting for the man to come and kidnap me and force me to smoke that bowl.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 9:49am.
That thread is hilarious but the one talking about Lindsay's "bulge" says that the person posting from KY (not the jelly you pervs) is facing criminal charges.... really?
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Really.
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Link to posts :
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Copy of post warning Dlisters.
For Dlisters,
The absurd posts using your screen names were written by the Kentucky sociopath. She is trying to deflect attention from the intimation, blackmail, extortion and violent threats she made here as well as the discussion in Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit's FUGGS. Re-read posts made by old regs and look at the profile of the alts. If you have not already done so, Facebook, email, all contact with her should be terminated immediately. If she tries to victimize any of you like she has others, her identity can be ascertained by information in this thread. Do not hesitate to contact the authorities.
Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit's FUGGS
http:// www.dlisted. com/node/37461
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 9:55am.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 9:50am.
@ Sucky&Fucky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Have a wonderful weekend, handsome! ♥
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Thank you, you too! I fucking hate this song but I think the cowboy, construction worker, and cop with awesome mustache are sooooo fukken sexy. ♥
Agree, the handsome guy in black leather with the luxuriant mustache is my favorite. Sucky, you need to get tight black leather pants!