Friday, June 18th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The American King Of Moustaches
Meet Larry McClure of San Francisco, the new National Moustache Champion who will represent the US at the World Beard and Moustache Championships. Larry won the title because of his 31inch handlebar moustache which kind of looks like two long ski slopes (keep it away from White Oprah's nostrils).
In the clip above, Larry shows us how he spends 45 minutes washing, drying and AquaNetting his stache every morning until it's hard enough to pluck the cherry out of a virgin.
And yes, I'd let it stick the tip in just a bit. I'm talking about the stache, not Larry.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:23pm.
TV, you are 2nd on my LOVE LIST, you hot stud! I like you because you say what you mean and mean what you say. Tired of all this other bullshit
XXXXOOOO
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Well aren't we just the cutest little pass around the blog tramp???
DON'T YOU EVER BITE MAH NIPPLEZ AGAIN!!!!!
hor.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:25pm
Yep...and even I can't translate, but the intent is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:50pm.
I've always thought Salacious was a hetero guy (despite him offering handjob to Sucky as recently as yesterday). :o)
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Maybe he really, really wanted those Subway coupons.
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That's true! What else could he have that I care about? I was telling Fucky that I needed friends to play games on Xbox Live and he said we could play some on PS3 and do nasty shit with our characters.
LOLOLOL... how did you know I love Subway, Valtrex??? ;)
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I just assumed that someone did. Lucky guess.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:15pm.
LOLOLOLOL, Rasc! I TRULY LOVE YOU! You are not 2 faced and you are who you are. That's probably why everyone is jealous of you. You are my babydoll!!!!
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Leenie!!! Don't listen to evil Breaky who is spreading rumours about my pee-pee... I'm a guy.
I think the medication he's on is messing with his head.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:50pm.
I've always thought Salacious was a hetero guy (despite him offering handjob to Sucky as recently as yesterday). :o)
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Maybe he really, really wanted those Subway coupons.
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That's true! What else could he have that I care about? I was telling Fucky that I needed friends to play games on Xbox Live and he said we could play some on PS3 and do nasty shit with our characters.
LOLOLOL... how did you know I love Subway, Valtrex??? ;)
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:23pm.
TV, you are 2nd on my LOVE LIST, you hot stud! I like you because you say what you mean and mean what you say. Tired of all this other bullshit
XXXXOOOO
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even when I'm so drunk I don't know what I mean.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV, you are 2nd on my LOVE LIST, you hot stud! I like you because you say what you mean and mean what you say. Tired of all this other bullshit
XXXXOOOO
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 11:15pm.
LOLOLOLOL, Rasc! I TRULY LOVE YOU! You are not 2 faced and you are who you are. That's probably why everyone is jealous of you. You are my babydoll!!!!
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I saw her first.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LOLOLOLOL, Rasc! I TRULY LOVE YOU! You are not 2 faced and you are who you are. That's probably why everyone is jealous of you. You are my babydoll!!!!
XXXOOO
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 10:50pm.
I've always thought Salacious was a hetero guy (despite him offering handjob to Sucky as recently as yesterday). :o)
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Maybe he really, really wanted those Subway coupons.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@ Eileenie
Salacious is a guy.
Eileenie, by the way, I always found young Arnold Schwarzenegger a very attractive man. My favorite movie with him is "True lies". So tall and powerful! All those muscles! And don't forget the accent. For me accent is like an aphrodisiac. It makes my knees weak.
Sal IS a guy, right?????????
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
I've always thought Salacious was a hetero guy (despite him offering handjob to Sucky as recently as yesterday). :o)
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Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 8:56pm.
*pictures Sal as Gary Coleman*
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Watchu talkin' bout LD?????
I look nothing like poor Gary, god rest his soul.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
*pictures Sal as Gary Coleman*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Sal, that coke thing was straight up passive/aggressive. You should have bought him a diet rite or fanta or some off grade shit.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I am a chik fil a
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Is someone having a hardship at the office? Maybe i can help since apparently this week seemed like i was working in the office of Hades.
I usually (lol, what?! i work w/ a few bitches) go two departments down and use their fax machine to 'send' a ghost fax to bosses desk #. Put that fax xmission on 'redial incessantly' or whatever option it's called where it doesnt stop til someone manually hits cancel. Talk about driveing someone mad. *huge grin and warm joy in heart*
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LD is the owner of a peen too.
Time-share peen.
Paid for on lay-a-way.
Kinda hard to get that lay when you owe money on it, eh?
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Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 8:07pm.
*sal must be a girl, a guy would NEVER go buy another guy a coke DIET or otherwise*
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LD!!! I'm the proud owner of a peen, thankyouverymuch.
Hey, I couldn't use my cell phone at work and needed to make a few calls, that's why I offered to go. I took a break, and I said I was going to the market, everybody gave me money to buy stuff for them. I almost got everything right except for his shit.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Salacious D might have the cock/clit combo going on.
In which case, I have a new course of action for your boss...
Corner him in the break room, drop trou, and as he hyperventilates from your 'Crying Game' action...
shank that muthafucka
*the end*
All shim wrote
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Why must I get blamed for the sexual identity crisis?
Again?!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 7:52pm.
In this recession, Salacious D might have to turn to resort to hiring grade school children to whoop her boss' ass.
It's amazing what lunch money and a crack pipe can buy ya these days
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I will think of that! I would take on him but he's like 6'4 and almost 300 pounds and I'm a fucking hobbit though not in bad shape. He complains about his knees a lot. I might shank him there.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
*sal must be a girl, a guy would NEVER go buy another guy a coke DIET or otherwise*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Sal, Peen or Vag?
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 7:53pm.
Sorry Sal, for some reason I thought you were a dude
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LD, what makes you think I'm not????
Oh I see... Breaky's to blame. LOL!
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
I do believe that I am be excess of my alloted number of posts, so I bid you all farewell, but not like a Speakit farewell where I don't actually leave, more like a farewell where I will see you later on tonight. Wait...that IS like a speakit farewell....
LOVE and KISSES
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Sorry Sal, for some reason I thought you were a dude
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
*note to self, NEVER send Sal out to get me a DIET coke*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
In this recession, Salacious D might have to turn to resort to hiring grade school children to whoop her boss' ass.
It's amszing what lunch money and a crack pipe can buy ya these days!
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Because I am a frigid white girl! *sobs*
Sal, you want me to kill that guy for you?
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Heauxladex
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
LawDog:
Well, why can't you just COME when I fuck you?!
And you think that dildo on the nightstand was for MOI?
Oh no.
I'm a Republican!
(which probably means I am actually kinkier!)
*rescinds statement*
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Breaky, I have to say that amid my utter disappointment in your sexual prowness, you did redeem yourself in the morning cuz when I woke up I thought there was an anaconda eating a black poodle in your shorts
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 7:36pm.
*looks around OP and wonders where Sal went*
*thinks he is stuffing forks and papertowels down his pants while sniffing markers*
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LD, when I can't get on dlisted then sniffing markers is all I have to get through the day, so be nice to me!
This guy is just a miserable bastard. The other day some girl he was going to go out with stood him up and he was in a bad mood at work.
He asked me to go to the store and buy him a diet coke and I brought him a regular coke instead. He ran his mouth about how nobody listened to him and that we should all quit if we can't follow orders. This shit is not in my job description of course.
So the next day, he was acting sorry but never actually apologized. He never does. He does this shit where he thinks he can buy people's respect like that. He's been offering to buy me lunch for days and I keep turning him down.
The best part is that he's not asking me to run errands or order food for him any more and now I got lots of good ideas on how to get back at him. Thanks everyone! :)
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
I am a white girl so there is no "little black box" on this girl.
Your rent didn't get paid cuz you passed out and I had to finish the job myself, you lame fuck!!!
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
I need to set up my cam to catch my maid in the act of thievery.
I just KNOW this ho is breaking off a piece of my hash brick while she is cleaning.
Thank God I don't do crack, cuz then I might have to whoop a trick's ass!
And LawDog, I don't need no assistant. I have a heaux Rolodex to keep everything nice and orderly!
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Uh Sal why do the remaining forks smell like you scratched your butt with them?
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Coffee enema? WTF
*vomits*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF
If we are having a torrid love affair, I need you to explain why my rent has not been paid. Because surely you should be dickmatized by now?
Or have I lost my heauxjo?!
*searches OP for little black box*
It's probably in suck&fuck's hole!
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Breaky, I think you need to hire cakey as your personal assistant/mgr/drug mule
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 7:30pm.
LawDog:
I am almost scared to ask, but I cannot help myself.
An overdose of what, pray tell?
And I have been in bed all day, nursing a slight cold & cough.
How was rehab? Did you get that coffee enema like I suggested?
It's the best part of waking up...
Folger's in your no-no hole.
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Breaky, that's what you get for doing heaux stuff in the wee hours of the night, like last week's kinky 4-some. Get well soon! :)
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
*looks around OP and wonders where Sal went*
*thinks he is stuffing forks and papertowels down his pants while sniffing markers*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
lol BREAKY. Yeah, about the Coffee enima, apparently I am banned for life from a certain starbucks...
You haven't been here much and neither have I *cuz we are having a torrid love affair* so I wondered if you finally just keeled over from having tooooo much fun
*jelly of Breaky's awesome carefree life*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
LawDog:
I am almost scared to ask, but I cannot help myself.
An overdose of what, pray tell?
And I have been in bed all day, nursing a slight cold & cough.
How was rehab? Did you get that coffee enema like I suggested?
It's the best part of waking up...
Folger's in your no-no hole.
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I am very awesome and apparently YOU know it Leenie! *counts posts and wonders exactly how many I am alloted and when will I be over that amount*
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain