Stunning As Always....
Since Dlisted is my personal scrapbook where I collect pictures of Shauna Sand to show the young girl I become in charge of after a distant relative leaves her to me in the event of their death (that was a movie, right?), here's the exquisite lucite one spreading her beauty in Hollywood yesterday.
When my new daughter (I'll rename her Concepcion Lucite) is rolling me a joint, I will show her these pictures and tell her this is what a refined lady looks like. This is what she should perspire (typo and it stays) to become. I'll tell her not to listen to other people who say she needs to get a degree and become a lawyer or some shit. No, all she needs to do is get a pair of exquisite lucite heels and the cheapest bathing suit she can find in the clearance bin at a stripper clothing store on 8th Street. Everything else will fall into place.
And now if you'll excuse me, some annoying ass won't stop knocking on my door. Wait. Can Child Protective Services pay you a visit even if you don't have a kid yet?
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This ho can't be a year younger than me. I thought she was past 50. Doesn't she realize that 20 years have passed and the hair band groupie look never looked good on anyone?
This look just would not work in NY...LA is so fucked up. LOL
Jebus... doesn't this bitch have ANY self respect?
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...I thought she was supposed to be in Dr. Drew's looney bin...has she escaped or what?...
Cherry Blossom LV is so two seasons ago...tacky.
Does this woman have any idea how truly FUG she is? How else to explain her desperate need for validation?
I was already having a borderline salmonella attack....
but this almost made me puke
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i don't understand Michael K's obsession with Shauna Sand. She and Jordan are the ugliest celebrities around: plastic, plastic, plastic. They don't even look human anymore.
The always bashed LL is a million times more beautiful.
That jizz frosting on her butthole lips is really not working for her.
She's holding her own purse so I can only assume she's single again. She looks like she'd smell like charred plastic.
Larry King's next wife??? She looks unnaturally old, like a walking corpse...
She never looks genuinely happy, either... Being a whore is a tough life, I suppose
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The bags are not even real Ed Hardy. How fuckin' cheap!
that was extra-hilarious, Michael :)
Pink booty shorts and blue platforms?
Even a stripper at the Spearmint Rhino dresses better than that.
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Christ, she's shopping on Melrose Avenue. Thanks for spoiling it for me, Shauna. Next time I'm in LA I'll avoid running into her while she rummages through the used clothes at the hip stores. Last time I saw her on the street her boobs sucked up all the available oxygen to stay inflated. Grossness in cheap shoes.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Now just how is Shauna gonna work the cock into her mouth on the corner with all those bags in the way?
I betcha hometrick can catch it mid-dangle.
The signs of a true skank.
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38? Bitch, please. That NECK says different. Either that, or she's the Crypt-Keeper in tacky drag.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 2:41pm.
Where is the police officer with her fashion citation?!
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It's hard to write a ticket when you're puking.
38? I don't think so. More like 48. A little old to be dressing like a 22 year old club hopper.
MichaelK, somehow I don't think its all a big joke, your infatuation with this girl. After all, she does seem to devote a lot effort to her looks and somebody out there is noticing and appreciates that. Thanks to your ongoing coverage of Shauna scooting around town, I also always note that she never ever looks like a shlep and I think you really like that in her. You're a such a romantic at heart, aren't you...
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38 Years OLD MY ASS. Wow, what a repulsive fucking HAG. Her mouth looks like a huge hemorrhoid with pink lip stick applied to it. What does this person see when she looks in the mirror? I shit you not, I just barfed all over my keyboard.
She will not age well.
This will get ugly.
I cannot wait!
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Is that a "real" LV bag? Does anyone know? Thx!
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This girl has always been the epitome of elegance. Like a modern day Audrey Hepburn.
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Clem, honey, you took the words right outta my mouf...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
This girl has always been the epitome of elegance. Like a modern day Audrey Hepburn.
God, she's gorgeous! She's the type of grown-up girl all little girls "perspire" to. Although, as usual, she's overdressed in those pics.
Ladies - if you just take a bit more care of yourselves, you too can look as glamorous at SS.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Snideychick sez:
Hey now, I live in Oregon and ride a motorcycle!
Anyway, most of the butchies around here drive the Subaru Outback, very few ride. Most of the women who do ride prefer Ducati Monsters or some Japanese bike from the 1970s.
And MK why would you not name your little adoptee Conchita Lucite? Much more elegant.
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OMG you just made me laugh so hard, I just happened to pick a state and you live there, that's pretty funny, yes Ducatis are fun, and Im glad you ride a bike too, isnt that the best transportation ever?
Love it.
Ewww. Is that crotch sweat I see on her "shorts"?
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 06/18/2010 - 2:16pm.
i can't stand the posts about this waste of space in bad shoes. i think Dlisted is the only place where she gets coverage.
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She needs it, because her outfit certainly isn't providing much coverage.
Too much makeup, bad lipstick, and her nails are too long and prominent.
If she toned down one thing, she would 100X better.
Hollywood just doesn't agree with some people.
So who are the Morons that keep taking her picture??????
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Has anyone told her what century we're in? She's sporting the blue eyeshadow and the frosty pink lipstick on her lips that remind me of puffy paint. Puffy paint-I wanna touch!!!
are those Blucite shoes I see...not clear? Tray sheek.
Snideychick sez:
Hey now, I live in Oregon and ride a motorcycle!
Anyway, most of the butchies around here drive the Subaru Outback, very few ride. Most of the women who do ride prefer Ducati Monsters or some Japanese bike from the 1970s.
And MK why would you not name your little adoptee Conchita Lucite? Much more elegant.
Oh yeah, I always dress like that when I'm out and about shopping.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Is it my eyes, or is she more orange than usual?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Maybe she just likes shopping in those boutiques that do not have fitting rooms so she has to try on those clothes in front of their one standing mirror.
Naawww what am I talking about, when does she ever wear CLOTHES?!
WHAT IS THIS HO SHOPPING FOR ACTUALLY?
Give credit where it's due -- she's far more covered up than usual! Maybe she's going to church after she finishes shopping?....
I love when MK posts pics of this trick. She's always caring some flea market knock off Louis around and it takes me back to high school.
Is this from the J Woww colletion?
She went shopping?! Where does she get the money from? Welfare checks must be paying good money these days.
OK, usually I let this Shauna Sands ho have her day in her ridic clothes and skank heels.
But today?
Today?
Hell to the goddamn naw!
What the FUCK is she wearing?!
Where is the police officer with her fashion citation?!
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Off topic, but who the FUCK buys a micro mesh jumpsuit?? That american apparel ad to the right makes me want to stab my own eyes.
I mean, even Shauna would think this shit is tacky.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago."
Lucite heels - in BLUE! I love it! LMAO
Seriously, who dresses like this to go shopping?
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