Amanda Bynes Is Done With Acting
Since Amanda Bynes knows very well that she can never top her Oscar-worthy work in the cinematic masterpiece that is She's The One, she has decided to quit while she's ahead and officially retire from Hollywood. Cut to everyone in Hollywood saying, "Um. Didn't we fire her a while ago?"
In a series of Tweets yesterday, Amanda took her final bow and exited stage left:
I've never written the movies & tv shows I've been apart of I've only acted like the characters the producers or directors wanted me to play
6:58 AM Jun 19th via web
Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem
6:59 AM Jun 19th via web
If I don't love something anymore I stop doing it
7:47 AM Jun 19th via web
I don't love acting anymore so I've stopped doing it
7:48 AM Jun 19th via web
I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired
7:50 AM Jun 19th via web
Somewhere Meryl Streep is letting out a giant sigh of relief, because her main competition is no longer in the game.