And Now Miley Cyrus Has Fucking Done It!
Grease up my face with petro jelly from The Dollar Tree and stick razors in my hair, because Miley Cyrus has gone too far this time. If she wants to go around looking like a slutty crow who will suck a fat flea off a dead pigeon, then that's a fight for the slutty crows out there. It's not my fight. But here she is at last night's MuchMusic Awards in Toronto looking like the suburban white girl who will do whatever it takes to be embraced by the exquisite cholitas in her hood. Even if it means thrusting her crotch in a makeshift strip club in someone's garage in order to raise bail money for their homeboy Chepe. This is like a drive-by-shooting to my SOUL! A black tattooed tear just appeared below my left eye.
I have a feeling that Miley tried to finish this look by kissing her brows with a Sharpie, but it was a impossible task because every Sharpie got a serious case of cotton mouth when she touched it. They were not going to be a part of this fuckery. The only gang sign I've got for this bitch involves my middle finger.
And if that wasn't hurtful enough, here's La Beaver Girl's wannabe cholita look in action. Miley moves around like a roach after getting sprayed with RAID. Just stomp on it with your chankla next time.
Seriously, I feel like I've just been jumped. My ear is bleeding like someone just pulled out my gold hoop earrings. And my eyes are swole like someone just punched me with a fist full of gold rings they stole from their abuelita's jooree box.
And I don't even know what to say about that mummy hooker leotard she wore in the pictures below. That mess is so tight that you can see her hymen (yes, that was a trick statement).
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Nice cameltoes...I mean those hoofy feet.
All she needed to do to become a serious artist was to show more skin, gyrate dangerously, and wear shit no one cares to remember existed in the late 90s and early 00s.
Who knew.
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Submitted by ace123 on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 5:44am.
Probably the two most talked about pop stars are Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga for probably the same reasons but what is undeniable is that they are both working and making serious money. Clearly the fans that buy their music and stand in line for concert tickets like them which is pretty much all that matters. In Miley's case that not bad thing for a girl of her age. It would be difficult making the move from entertaining 11 year olds to getting 16 - 20 year olds to part with their own money. At least she is not wearing court ordered jewelery or pregnant or photographed being carried out of hotels or bars at 2 am or studying Welfare Benefits 101 at college.
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So, your point is? Money does not equate talent. Just give it about 2 years & SmileyMiley will be carried into the asylum for rebooting while her daddy dearest count the coffers which she will never get to see again. Just another puppet, wait and see it unfold like all the others before her.
My ears just had a near death experience listening to that shit! My pet cat's meow is even more tolerable than Miley's singing.
I'm gonna throw up after looking at this. Megan Fox over Miley Cyrus ANY. DAY. OF. THE. WEEK.
She is brainless. Yeah, jump around in a corset and show your stuff. That's the way to get respect in the entertainment world! (not)
Probably the two most talked about pop stars are Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga for probably the same reasons but what is undeniable is that they are both working and making serious money. Clearly the fans that buy their music and stand in line for concert tickets like them which is pretty much all that matters. In Miley's case that not bad thing for a girl of her age. It would be difficult making the move from entertaining 11 year olds to getting 16 - 20 year olds to part with their own money. At least she is not wearing court ordered jewelery or pregnant or photographed being carried out of hotels or bars at 2 am or studying Welfare Benefits 101 at college.
her parents sold her to Disney so she could end up doing this tacky shit? I'd want my soul back if I were her! Satan DID NOT deliver on his part, lol.
I fail to see the appeal. Them teefs, that voice, that overall inbred look.
And I outgrew getting worked up over catching a glimpse of coochie I'll never have a loooooong time ago.
I see she has her dentures in as well....
Blech!!!!
"...here's La Beaver Girl's wannabe cholita look in action. Miley moves around like a roach after getting sprayed with RAID. Just stomp on it with your chankla next time" - MK
I spat my wine out. Exquisite poetry.
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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by dcgirl on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 2:50pm.
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Reminds me of that movie Havoc with Anne Hathaway. The rich kids from the good side of the tracks thought that they were hard core until initiation time, which was getting gang banged in some dirty hotel.
And funny I just imdb'd that movie and the latest related headline has Miley's name in it.
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TOTALLY!
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"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 2:17pm.
Im in no way shape or form friends with my children when they are under the age of 18! When they are of age Im friends because Im no longer aloud to make there choices. My oldest will be 21 and we are bestest buddies, she tells me all the dirty deets, even shit I didnt want to know EVER! My 2 and 7 year old are my children who I love and are not my friends! But they will be someday! :)
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Aw, that makes me sad. Kids can make really great friends. But to each his own - if it works for you, go for it. My kid tells me all her dirty deets now - she always has. And I'm friends with her friends too. Except for the one I hate. I hate that one - we are NOT friends;p
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"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 10:01am.
This is not talent, this the fuckery of nepotistic shit that needs to put down.
She was AWFUL on Letterman and she is an embarrassment to the states.
I extend my deepest most heart felt apologies to Toronto.
Hate. This. USELESS. Cuntbag.
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See people!!! Take notes; this is the appropriate application of D-Listed approved vocabulary ... Well said BRADIFUL BITCH!!!
ya know, you can take the cunt out of the cuntry, but she will always be a cunt!
But I will give her this...she looks better then her unfortunate looking younger sister......you know the one..the one Ol' Possum head is marketing for the pedophiles.
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I love how she knows damn well there is a camera following her to the stage as she shakes her underage ass walking up the steps.
I think she thinks she is the teenage Angelina badass or something.
AND the girls in the audience are WAY prettier than her.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Why today's child stars feel they have to dress like two dollar street whores in order to feel excepted as an adult is seriously insane. Look where it led shit shit and blohan just to name two.
I watched that video and since her lady bits are showing quite a bit out the sides of her outfit, I can't belive she did a high kick or that outfit made it by censors. She must have had tights or something with it and disregarded them at the last minute, I can't belive an adult would send a child on stage like that. It's just down right gross. I wanted to watch a musical performance not borderline child explotation.
ubmitted by TheJackson4 on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 9:27am.
You should have posted the pick over on egotastic with her half her shaved Bieber, er Beaver hanging out:
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=1006/miley-cyrus-muchmusic-03.jpg&in... Cyrus at MuchMusic
Holy fucking shit! Oh, shit...Chris Hanson is going be at my door any second because I looked at that!
*barf*
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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...
I'm looking back and forth betweeen these pics and my pics of my daughter wondering if this what I have to look forward to seventeen years from now. Miley's parents are just as bad as the Lohans...Miley's drug of choice being attention and dick.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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DAMN! When I was 17 I never dressed like this. If I had I would have been in some deep, deep shit. You can dress sexy without looking like a 2 bit hooker. She looks like shit. What the hell is with the earrings from 1990 and the bandanna? Also why is everyone in the audience wearing those neon sunglasses from the 80s?
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
Okay...no. I didn't even make it thru two minutes of that fuckery. How the hell does this bitch have so many fans? She can't fucking sing!!! And don't get me started on that whole ho ensemble.
No-talent hillbilly makes me wanna puke.
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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell...
Submitted by boomsy
Anyone else notice in that main pic ol' dude grabbing his crotch is wearing nail polish? Kinda hard to look gangsta with lavender nails...
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Who is she trying to be: Ma-Kettle-donna?
Her sex tape is gonna be hot! Trust she will have one...very soon
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Anyone else notice in that main pic ol' dude grabbing his crotch is wearing nail polish? Kinda hard to look gangsta with lavender nails...
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Has anyone else noticed that the Cyrus chirrenz all look like forest creatures you would shoot, skin or taxidermy, then hang on your wall?
That extends to gnomes, trolls, and any other mythical creatures.
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That mess is so tight that you can see her hymen (yes, that was a trick statement).
LoL Hi Men!!
OOOH she's so skanksta...whatever if kids want to see her and she wants to perform for them who am I to say it's awful.
Being a tween must be fuckin embarrassing.
Miley will probably do a sex tape in a couple of years. Seriously. No other way for her to stay relevant. She has no voice and I really don't see her getting anything but a tween following.
As much as i love a good pop tune, this is utter shite.
She is a fool.
hahahahaha.. when those young girls/boys in the audience look back at this they will hide in shame that they knew the lyrics and grooved to this little slave twat. I feel bad for the "fans" you can not hide anymore and this footage will be around forever. Word to the young, stay home and groove in the privacy of locked doors because it will come to haunt you that you were into this mess. I give it two years and the kids in that audience will be over it and onto the next trip........
That (surprisingly) small strip of material is all that's saving most us from total eyeball explosion. She's a bulgin' out though!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=1006/miley-cyrus-muchmusic-adds-08.j... Cyrus MuchMusic Video Awards
Submitted by Vermithrax on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 4:07pm
I have never ever been a fan of pop music, but I give Miley a pass for this tune because the vibe is great and it kicks ass. I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
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LOL, I think her music is pretty awful but the remixes just keep on coming. There's some good club remixes of this floating around and even a Notorious BIG mashup...came across these just the other day:
http://www.4shared.com/audio/_LWDVAgN/Miley_Cyrus_-_Party_In_The_USA.htm
http://www.mediafire.com/?rmntnjue23z
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfa_1217968513
"Misfits aren't misfits among other misfits." ~Barry Manilow~
Well, Miley can sing live, dance and work the stage. She has personality. She does the stuff that fakeass lipsyncher extraordinaire Shitters never could. Now exactly how does that make the aging fraudulent twat that is/was Shitters any better? The bitch made millions from wearing garments that barely covered her pubic bone. By far I'd rather watch Miley any day.
Someone get MK a Pirin tablet ;)
I have never ever been a fan of pop music, but I give Miley a pass for this tune because the vibe is great and it kicks ass. I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
Submitted by dcgirl on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 2:50pm.
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Reminds me of that movie Havoc with Anne Hathaway. The rich kids from the good side of the tracks thought that they were hard core until initiation time, which was getting gang banged in some dirty hotel.
And funny I just imdb'd that movie and the latest related headline has Miley's name in it.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
I was that way when i was 17..big deal, miley will grow out of it one day.
We all do.
www.myspace.com/vienna_rossi
at the ~ 2.49 mark
wtf kinda 'dance move' is that? just look grossly inappropriate to me
I had no idea she was so hardcore.
LMAO - I just subjected my ears to this mess. She can't sing, and any "song" that references another song is an automatic fail.
I feel so sorry for kids these days. Constantly getting suckered into this half-ass bullshit being passed off as music. I'm fine with Canadian kids listening to it but American children should not have to suffer like this.
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So she calls herself going Chola hard now. Please somebody, drop this irritating, dumb-as-a-rock, tone deaf, little bitch in the middle of East LA on a Saturday night and leave her there.
So gangsta (cross eyed roll), bitch cant dance for shit.
She is about as sexy as John Goodman.
Some people are born with that sexual allure, and she does not have it. At all. It comes of as just gross, not to mention she has horrible posture.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 12:09pm.
I'm not sure where this came from so sorry. BUT
I don't know what kinda friends you people all have but my friends told me "No" all the time. I am a friend to my daughter - easy peasy. I'm also the leader of the that friendship - I have veto power.
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Im in no way shape or form friends with my children when they are under the age of 18! When they are of age Im friends because Im no longer aloud to make there choices. My oldest will be 21 and we are bestest buddies, she tells me all the dirty deets, even shit I didnt want to know EVER! My 2 and 7 year old are my children who I love and are not my friends! But they will be someday! :)
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Saw her on the Graham Norton show and heard her talk for the first time ever....ugh! She tried too hard to be funny, wasn't funny and couldn't keep up with the adults. I didn't find her attractive, funny or anything but annoying, thus understood why I never took the time to check her out before. What a weird life it must be to be famous so young.
At the end of the day this kind of makes me sad. How can her parents truly say they care for her wellbeing when they keep allowing her to do this to herself? I know teens are supposed to be allowed to have some 'self expression', but where is the line drawn? She's going to have a rough next couple of years when she's out on her own; this child has been given no sense of direction whatsoever.
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