Monday, June 21st 2010
Look At This Fancy Bitch
You decide which bitch that headline is directed towards (SPOILER ALERT: the hot bitch in the pink tie). Yesterday, Catherine Zeta-Jones finished her final performance in A Little Night Music on Broadway and celebrated by picking up her dog's ass nuggets on the streets of NYC while stretching out Posh Beckham's favorite ensemble. I love how even CZJ's bodyguard is dressed like he's about to sip mint juleps on the veranda of the Gatsby Estate. The truth is, CZJ's dog won't shit unless he's surrounded by fancy motherfuckers in fancy clothes.
CZJ is way too refined for me. I bet she pisses with her legs crossed (she finds a way) and wears white satin gloves whenever she changes Michael Douglas' colostomy bag.
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Is she pregnant,bloated or just out of shape?
And this shady bitch has the nerve to say she's FORTY! The legs say 60 at least.
Trust me, she takes that dog everywhere.
I saw "A little night music" with her and Angela.
After the show, the dog came out to the SUV before she did. *LOL*
And the dog is cuter *s*
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You give him the bed sheet with your period stains on it and send him to sleep in the bath tub!- The Great Michael K, 5/14/2010
sorry guys I just caught a typo on one of my old posts, I didn't realize it would bump me back up to the top!
Sweet dress. Dumb shoes. Bad boob job.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Smarter then your average silly cow apparently! Still havent found a greener pasture to graze in I see.
For someone who dosent like all the negative comments why the hell are you still here reading them?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Edo is the kind who laughs at your dirty jokes and then turns and says " isnt he disgusting"! Why the fuck do you think we are all here if it isnt to spew vitriol over everybody?
"Maybe all the other people around here who dont agree with the majority should think about that for a few minutes."
Thank you, Pamela. You are a fucking genius.
Just as a final thought to Edo's stupid bullshit there has been more then one occasion where i have disagreed with the majority and said something nice about whoever the topic of conversation is.
Nobody here rips me a new asshole, they let me have my own opinion because Im not a twatwaffle about it and start calling them silly cows for not agreeing with me! Lifes not all sunshine and lollipops,so just deal!
Maybe all the other people around here who dont agree with the majority should think about that for a few minutes.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
It's painfully obvious that this shit was staged for the papparazzi.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 7:30am.
Dirtywhoremouth might go gay for this whore.
MIGHT.
^^^^^^^^^^
I didn't know you were a ghost buster!
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I'm a winner. I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Oh ya, and there is no way those are 40 year old legs. Pulease, she HAS to be pushing 50.
Submitted by Edo on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:34pm.
Just try to figure out why you need to "gossip"in such a vicious manner.
No, no gun to my head, and yeah, MK is funny as fuck. But shit, the vitriol you NEED to fling is actually disturbing, and not innocuous. Get that shit checked.
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If you don't like what you read here..fuck off and find another sight. I'm sure Just Jared would love to have you for their everday love-ins
It's what we do here, we talk shit and run people down perhaps it makes us all feel better at the end of the day who knows but we like it!
Have a nice day fucker!
Dirtywhoremouth might go gay for this whore.
MIGHT.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by Edo on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:34pm.
Just try to figure out why you need to "gossip"in such a vicious manner.
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If you dont like it read MK's pearls of wisdom and go graze in another pasture you silly cow!!!!!!!!!! Trust me when I say not one person in here gives a flying fuck about what you say or think about the way we gossip! Cheesus I thought I got that across last night I guess not! Oh well!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
*begin* jeez
LMAO @ Dropping, Mrs. Patrick and Sandbitch.
*drinking mah cawfee and reading all the headlines of gossip to beging my day*
I always dress like Audrey Hepburn in 5 inch heels when I walk my dog. It works out great as he pulls me down the street.
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Michael Douglas has a colostomy bag?
Verificatia please!
Why do her plastic watermellons look off-balance - one sagging lower than the other?
Some nylons wouldn't go astray. She has the worst chicken flesh legs, second only to granny Kidman.
ooooooh I'm so hate-ridden maybe I need to get it checked.
she looks outstanding. I approve.
Submitted by Edo on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 11:34pm.
Just try to figure out why you need to "gossip"in such a vicious manner.
No, no gun to my head, and yeah, MK is funny as fuck. But shit, the vitriol you NEED to fling is actually disturbing, and not innocuous. Get that shit checked.
And while a few commenters are funny, and some just tell it like it is, a large portion are just desperate for one upmanship with cheap one liners to feel validated by total strangers. Yeah, greeat outlet, tool.
And MK is not mean, but it's a nuance you can't grip.
Carry on.
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Hey, I just read your post!
You are now validated.
By me, a total stranger. :)
Carry on.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
She is pretty, but such a poser. And that dress is not for her, because it makes her look too Sponge Bob square in the waist area.
Just try to figure out why you need to "gossip"in such a vicious manner.
No, no gun to my head, and yeah, MK is funny as fuck. But shit, the vitriol you NEED to fling is actually disturbing, and not innocuous. Get that shit checked.
And while a few commenters are funny, and some just tell it like it is, a large portion are just desperate for one upmanship with cheap one liners to feel validated by total strangers. Yeah, greeat outlet, tool.
And MK is not mean, but it's a nuance you can't grip.
Carry on.
I fucking love CZJ.
I know she's 50, not 40.
She's still DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Lol at Pamela! "SHEEP! YOU'RE ALL SHEEEEEP!!!"
CZJ wishes she was Posh. Or does Posh wish she was CZJ?
*ponders*
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 9:36pm.
Your the only dumb silly cow I see here....
^^^^^^^
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :-)
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I'm a winner. I'm a sinner. Do you want my autograph?
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 9:46pm.
Pamela's been on fire lately!
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LOL thanks! People have been catching shit from me all over the joint this week not just at dlisted! :) Lucky them!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Pamela's been on fire lately!
You know what's interesting, these alt/trolls/jokers or whatever think the are the 'intelligent' ones by not noticing that they leave a 'fingerprint' of behavior (no need to give away your 'tells'). Just know that these doofs always give themselves away.
Notwithstanding this tidbit, rock on Pamela.
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Submitted by Edo on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 9:08pm.
If you think MK is never mean to people clearly you never read dlisted. If you think people here are never clever or funny read the above statement. If your so uninterested by all the comments no one is holding a gun to your head to read them you sheep, so why are you? Why dont you use your fucking head this is a gossip site where people come to GOSSIP and be snarky again you silly cow!!
Your the only dumb silly cow I see here so why dont you take this ball and go entertain your self in the corner while the adults have a grown up conversation mmmkay?
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
LMAO UncleBF
You got a headache or something too?! My shit just chased an Advil w/ P.Noir. I'm a warrior like that lol. No, class and this DAMN HEAT is doing it I suspect. Well, whatever you took it for...wait! Midol, oh, um, it's the thingy. ugh!
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Posh is a walking fashion victim with her chicken wings holding on the the latest boring Hermes to prove that she's somebody,
CZJ I'm sure has her collections but how fierce is it that she has no handbag.
She can walk into any store or restaurant and tell them to put whatever she purchased on her "tab" like a true diva. Of course the guy behind her has the Centurian card at the ready but CZJ don't touch that! Love it. If she can only get rid of her hubby...sigh.....
Her dog is beautiful
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 9:19pm.
You`re right, but it was a toss-up between this and getting up to fetch a Midol. This won ;-)
She's trying to out-posh Posh. Silly CZJ, Not. Going. To. Happen.
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Shiitake happens...
THIS IS THE WAY WE ALL LOOK IN NEW YORK.
AT LEAST ALL OF US BOURGIE PEOPLE. The rest of y'all suck with your hillbilly looks.
CZJ you are a Staaaarr, show those boho younguns how it's done. OMG I love how she looks. She is now Grand dame of Film and Theatre. Not even Cate the Great has a Tony and and Oscar.
Someone spends a lot of time on her knees...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 9:13pm.
Heya UncleBF,
Disregard 'em. It's prob those 'unnamed' ones. Total waste of time w/ those useless comments.
EDITED: oh also Uncle, notice certain trolls throwing around certain terms repetitively (i.e.: 'judgements' 'bandwagon'). I've noticed. ain't worth it.
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Submitted by Edo on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 9:08pm.
Get off the nasty judgemental bandwagon and think. Most of the comments are from sheep, trying to be clever. Not interesting, and largely too dumb to be funny. You'll never be Michael K. He's far more intelligent and not actually mean to people.
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Yes, MK is NEVER MEAN. NEVER!!!!
*eyeroll*
If you cant stand the heat, stay out the kitchen. Read the main post and stay out the comment section, you idiot.
Who are silly cows calling a bitch?? She looks great, walks her own dog before she goes out at night, and uses biodegradable bags to pick up the puppy's poop.
Get off the nasty judgemental bandwagon and think. Most of the comments are from sheep, trying to be clever. Not interesting, and largely too dumb to be funny. You'll never be Michael K. He's far more intelligent and not actually mean to people.
And, yes, in some parts of the world, you wear what you're wearing to get the job done, even to walk the dog. Why? Cause the dog needs to get out. She owes no explanation.
Wait! WTF! she's skinnier ??, but her face/head is getting fatter ??, her lips/eyes are fking getting weird ??, and now the bitch has boobs?? SOMEBODY PUT ON A CLIP OF 'CHICAGO' - BITCH DID NOT HAVE THOSE BOOB IN IT. ?? Stop. n.o.
?? She's gonna waltz around and play like nothing drastic is happening to her whole physical form. More like 'a little night surgery'.
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The dress says "Park Avenue" but the boob job says "New Jersey"
She has the elderly actress glasses, and the dog just emphasizes that.
Give me a break..even if you have a zillion dollars, who wakes up and says...I am gonna wear a red dress with red shoes to match, and have Wanda do her tightest up do while my bodyguard ( who I told to wear all white a la Kevin Spacey) helps me walk Fifi?
If CZJ is 40, I'm a monkey's uncle. Bitch looks 50. That is the body of a 50 year old. At least. 60 even. But 40? Hell to the no!!
Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 8:08pm.
Who walks there dog so dressed up??
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I do, thank you very much...you peon...
*adjusting all six tiger tits into skin tight red dress...slips all four tiger paws into matching red sky high heels.... turning nose up at everyone whilst walking my...* OH FUCK! I FORGOT THE DOG!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 8:08pm.
Who walks there dog so dressed up??
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who confuses "their" with "there"?
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They get what they want, and they never want it again
Go on take everything, take everything I want you to
- Hole "Violet"
ZJ has never been likeable. She's not exactly some posho but has acted like a stuck up society bitch for years. I guess that's what happens to all the women MD marries (his first wife is apparently a moumental BITCH).
Oh well it's her fault and only hers that she gave up her career for MD. I'm guessing that's why she always has that sour look on her face? This is the first time she's had work in months.
Who walks there dog so dressed up??
I walk my dog in sweats and flip flops/crocs.