THE REUNION OF THE CENTURY: La Toya & Bubbles
Not since Celie and Nettie embraced after 40 years apart while Miss Sophia looked on through her one working eye has a reunion softly caressed my no-heart and made me a little moist in the sockets. Detective La Toya Jackson took a break from starring in Michael Jackson tributes from here to Eyjafjallajokul to reunite with Bubbles the chimp in front of Animal Planet's cameras.
In a special on the life of Bubbles airing tomorrow night, La Toya travels all the way to Bubbles' new cage to see his face again after 20-something years and give him a pit bath with a garden hose.
La Toya also sits next to Bubbles' cage and cries hot tears of whatever the fuck she injects into her face while he thinks to himself, "Who the fuck is this?" You can't blame Bubbles for not giving a shit, because the last time he saw La Toya she didn't have a face like an E.T. action figure. But I'm still standing next to them in spirit crying, "This is the day of my dream!" That it is!
Clip of Bubbles and La Toya's reunion below:
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Poor Bubbles. It's bad enough he's in the cage without having Toyota come torture him.
With all the money she's made since Micheal's death, you would think she'd get rid of that busted weave! Even Bubble's hair looks better!
Poor Bubbles, he never should have been a pet. Poor Latoya, she is delusional. Plus, if I were going to see a bunch of monkeys, would I wear an all white pantsuit...in fact, would I ever wear an all white pant suit....
Detective Latoya is CRAAAAZEEEEEEEE!
I feel so awful seeing Bubbles behind bars like that...it really, really gives me the sads. He looks so depressed.
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Bubbles probably took one look at her and thought it was his sister, and then he took another look, thought better of it and said to himself...
"This bitch better have my check since Michael has kicked the big one!"
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Wouldn't it be great if we had the technology to figure out what Bubbles was thinking about Latoya? His apparant haughty dismissive reactions were priceless though!
She doesnt even look black anymore bleh...
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LOL Celie and Nettie, MK you are a crackup!
Watching this, I was trying not to think about that chimp that ripped the face off that woman, because this is a tenderoni moment. I want to believe Bubbles recognised her too.
I agree that the Jacksons are like what Shirley Maclaine in Postcards from the Edge says, they are made more for public than private. It's all they really know.
When La Toya was crying I was hearing a Michael Jackson song, a slow one. I was right back in the 80s with a Pepsi.
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I totally don't care about the Jacksons most of the time but is it strange my porcupine, ice-cold heart feels almost soft and warm watching this? I must be fucked up in the head.
I'm a total sap but I almost feel like LaToya Jackson is probably healthier now with all this media attention. She's so strange, so reclusive, so specifically dysfunctional to a point where during her run on "Celebrity Big Brother" she said she didn't have friends outside her family but now it seems like the exposure gives her a way to come out of her shell and do things with her life. Maybe Micheal's big fantasy world held the family back in a way....
How long before the Jacksons open up the septic tank at Michael's home and auction off handfuls to the highest bidder?
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With all the plastic surgery she's had even Bubbles can't recognize her. She looks like a chimp attacked her face and bit her nose off.
NEXT UP ON ANIMAL PLANET: The world of stingrays with La Toya Jackson!
And for fking why again??!? Bitch, leave Bubbles alone. Just beat it.
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With her nostrils almost facing forward after all the surgery...
In any case when I was in college, a classmate apparently liked going to the local zoo after he got drunk and visiting the polar bear. He talked us into coming along one day, and I will never forget his increasingly desparate attempts to get the bear to do some trick he claims to have taught it, or show some sign of their special friendship. We were extremely humored.
This chimp cares not a whit about janet, and at one point the handler had her move away from the cage. I recall the chimp that bit that woman's face off--they are dangerous as hell if they feel like it.
(sighs) what kind of fuckery is this?!
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It really was sad this video not the other video I was talking about.
He probably did recognize her. Poor La Toya I too think she was trying to connect with due to their mutual connection with her brother. It was pretty sad to watch-no matter how weird people think her brother was he was still her brother. He was a person.
LMAO all of you evil bastards are wrong LOL. I remember last year(can't believe it's gonna be a year on Friday) right after Michael died some news station went to visit Bubbles.
It was the funniest thing I have ever seen they were basically saying Michael dropped Bubbles off and never came to visit. I found it so amusing. They were asking if the damn animal knew Michael was dead and if Bubbles would recognize Michael if he had visited. It was so stupid. Why would you visit Bubbles after Michael died? LMAO. Retarded.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 5:37pm.
LOL .... 'going Travis' occurred to me too .... Poor Latoya ... going to see Bubbles was an asinine idea. Who comes up with these kwazy ideas anyway? Had MJ not passed, Bubbles would've been sitting in his own shite for another 20 years without a visit from Latoya me thinks.
Bubbles had his own nanny and so he showered? Poor LaToya, she really is quite as strange as Michael was and looks creepy. Bubbles couldn't give a shit about her. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic :(
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Michael Jackson's estate has generated 1 billion dollars since his death. LaToya started to cry not because of Bubbles but because she realized she wasn't getting a penny.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1641946/20100621/jackson_michael.jhtml
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The mention of Eyjafjallajokul reminded me of this funny SNL skit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U01GI2Pl_E
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Bubbles outlived MJ. Crikey!
I'm not sure but I don't think he remembers her, whoever she is. I guess he hasn't forgiven her for stealing his face.
She probably took Bubbles fingerprints just to see if he had any involvement in Micheal's death.
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OMG, MK, no you di'int! The Color Purple! Nettie and Celie! One of my all-time favorite movie scenes. I'll love you forever, MK.
ETA: Hilarious commentary as always.
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I tried so hard to laugh at this and i couldnt,,it made me very sad. those were real tears coming from Latoya,,she so wanted him to speak to her and say that he remembered her..and you know what,,i think he does..poor latoya misses michael so much i think the tears were partly due to the fact she was trying to communicate with bubbles in the unique way that we all connect with our beloved pets,,as to try and establish a common link with michael..i wonder if bubbles would remember michael? this is very sad to watch.. i am usually the asshole who rips apart every ridiculous thing on dlisted but this really did tear a hole in my heart,,bless latoya and the jacksons..what a pitiful video to watch...
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 7:21pm.
Only a Jackson family member would wear all white to a zoo. Who does that besides Tigerlilly?
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Only a Jackson family member would wear all white to a zoo. Who does that besides Tigerlilly?
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"Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 6:09pm.
That's so sad because Bubbles could give a shit less and doesn't remember her. I also feel bad that he has to be in the cage instead of her."
Agreed. This shit made me cry. Not because of LaToya and her "croc tears," but because this guy has to live the rest of his life in a cage instead of running free with the rest of his "friends."
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Oh jesus, that video. I hate LaToya, and clearly Bubbles does too. Animal Planet has gone down the tubes.
Poor Bubbles is trying to figure out how to get into the Witness Protection Program so that these freaking Jacksons stop tracking him down. "Can a chimp get a name change and a ride to Mexico up in here?" he's thinking.
Oh please, if Bubbles reacted to that bitch at all, it's only cuz he thought she was Michael Jackson (who hasn't made that mistake before) and is only saying to his former 'owner'...WHERE MY MONEY AT????
btw, read that there were two 'Bubbles'. The first one died pretty much from neglect. Don't know if it's true but I read that...and that most of the Neverland amimals met the same or similar fate. Hope it's not true...Would bet money it is...
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 6:44pm.
alright this is the only other adorable animal video I will post (seems appropriate sort of for this thread ??
That is so cute! That mom cat is awesome!
Hard to tell which one has the more jacked up face.
alright this is the only other adorable animal video I will post (seems appropriate sort of for this thread ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADuSnt6PFn8&feature=related
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 06/21/2010 - 6:00pm.
All I can think about is the chimp who ripped off that lady's face.
That's what I was alluding to in my first post. :)
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I CAN'T...
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Where are the pictures of Bubbles flinging poop at La Toilet?
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With as many faces as Latoya has had, what's one more?
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