Jerry Seinfeld Hates Lady Gaga
At a Mets game a couple of weeks ago, Lady Caca was put in Jerry Seinfeld's private luxury box after she started complaining that the paparazzi kept taking pictures of her in the front row. Even after she was moved, the paps kept their lenses directed at her and she kept throwing the fuck sign at them while wearing nothing but a bra and her favorite dick tucking panties. Citi Field later apologized to Jerry for all the shitty skid marks left all over his box. Well, Jerry is now turning the sprinklers on Lady Caca and waving his cane at her. In an interview with WFAN radio last night, Jerry called her a jerk...among other things.
In between taking slurps out of his tapioca pudding while his day nurse patted the edges of his mouth with a warm towel, Jerry said, “This woman is a jerk. I hate her. I can’t believe they put her in my box, which I paid for. You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now? Why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger? I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers.
I'm older, I'm 56. I look at Lady Gaga the way Keith Hernandez watches these kids when they pull the pocket out, they wear the inside-out pocket. ... Do you think he understands that? He can't understand that. That's a new game, that's kids. I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure -- you could die of exposure. She is talented. I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff."
When the host let Jerry know that Lady Caca also caused some shit at a Yankees game a few nights later, he said, "Oh please, wake me when it's over."
If Lady Caca would've never brought her attention whore act to Jerry Seinfeld's private box, he would've never slagged her off, and I would've never wanted to take out his dentures and suck on his gums for the first time in the history of never. DAMN HER for making that asshole Jerry spit out such beautiful words of poetry that I just want to roll around nekkid in.
When I get electrocuted after licking my screen when a Seinfeld rerun comes on, I'm going to tell the emergency room nurses that it was all Lady Caca's fault! That nasty bitch has to ruin everything!
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Submitted by vidz on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 4:41pm.
@pamela
sorry, i just can't abide by ginger mingers ;)
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LMFAO!!!! racist!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I hate Jerry Seinfeld. I just want to smack him in the piehole.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Seinfeld's face keeps growing and growing and growing...
i'm flipping off the police right now!
fuck them, i can wear bra and panties in my cubicle if i damn well please.
i'm an artiste, this is just my day job!!
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
"When I get electrocuted after licking my screen when a Seinfeld rerun comes on, I'm going to tell the emergency room nurses that it was all Lady Caca's fault! That nasty bitch has to ruin everything!"
LOL at the mental picture!!
Lady BlahBlah can piss off. Take Ke¢ha with you.
@pamela
sorry, i just can't abide by ginger mingers ;)
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Submitted by twosie on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 4:01pm.
There's only three people in the world I love: Brad, Angelina, and Lady Gaga.
Gaga is the most talented performer of the last fifteen years.
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You'll have to excuse twosie; he/she/it was raised in a cave & can't tell talent if it bit him/her/it on the ass.
Whiney gaga the most talent performer of the last fifteen years? What a great punchline to a joke. The most talented in attention whoring, maybe. Other talents? Acting like a self important twat or convincing weak minded people that dressing like an assclown = talent, yes. Musically talented? Hilarious...
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Submitted by vidz on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 4:29pm.
Sounds like a regular night for the Lohans. But you're right, I AM lucky. Mine just fuss over me (I'm 23), fall over themselves to serve me food and snacks and then ask me gently, why I dont try to lose weight.
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Tell them you always wanted an older sister, oh like 6 years older, red hair, blue eyes. I love to eat and dont mind people telling me to lose weight, I already know!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
That's why I raised the question of mental problems or drugs...
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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:58pm.
...Why the hell you would go to a baseball game in your bra and panties when you are a high profile person and then get upset when your picture is being taken is really stupid.
I was wondering how she got in with Seinfeld. I guess she was neer in. Which is funny considering Madonna and Seinfeld are besties and apparently Vadge is down with the kids because she's down with Gaga, although we all know that bitch HATES anyone who tries to steal her spotlight, look at Christina and Britney. When the last time you saw Madonna with them? Exactly. Bitch uses and then drops it.
Submitted by Bda on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:32pm.
"Ahhh nothing like two overrated rich celebrities arguing over a "private luxury box" at a sports center. Give me a break. Jerry Seinfeld is a douche and I don't find him funny. At all."
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Yeah, this. He's such a douche and his wife is a cunt.
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@pamela
Team I hate other people!
Unforch, i kinda love it when my family comes over. I'm nerdy like that.
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Plus, is it wrong that in my mind, I'm always dressed in Lady CaCa like costumes? I'm 37. Help me.
Oh Jerry, this is all well and good, you popping off about CaCa, and then you have fucking Queen of High Pretension Madonna over to play Scattergories and shit. Seriously, they are pals.
Last I checked, Madonna pretty much invented going out in public in your underpants and shooting birds and acting like an asshole for publicity. Remember 1987 - the present, Jerry? Pick a side, fartface.
If i could get away with wearing bras and panties everywhere i go...i would do it as well...go gaga!!
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So Im on the ledge and any little thing makes me jump the fluck off!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
There's only three people in the world I love: Brad, Angelina, and Lady Gaga.
Gaga is the most talented performer of the last fifteen years.
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:54pm.
@pam
I noticed. But it's A-OK with me. WE all have those days. It's even kinda fun for us spectators ;)
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LOL You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
HAHA Im having a week! Im throwing a shower for my cousin who I adore, its this weekend. So of course that means having all my shitbag family over to my house. Uggg these people are gonna be in my house and know where I live now!!!!
The chick Im planning it with keeps wanting to get alcohol and beer and crap for the shower. Im like NO trust me its NOT a good idea. She cant grasp the concept.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I'm with Jerry. He pays for a sky box, and this whorebag gets upgraded instead of kicked out of the fucking stadium like any of us would have?
I hate that cunt.
I have to agree with Jerry on this one. Why the hell you would go to a baseball game in your bra and panties when you are a high profile person and then get upset when your picture is being taken is really stupid.
Maybe she'll just fuck off if we all pretend she doesn't exist.
@pam
I noticed. But it's A-OK with me. WE all have those days. It's even kinda fun for us spectators ;)
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Pakistani Suicide Hotline:
Caller: " I'm so depressed, I feel like committing suicide"
Operator: " Vokay, can you drive a truck?"
"Why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger?" Ugh, just not funny anymore. He's talking as if he's twenty years older than he really is... Jerry Seinfeld's a dick anyway, especially after that issue with his JAP book-stealing wife.
And has anybody even watched that stupid show he came out with for 'marriag counseling' or whatever? Is it as awful as it looks?
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:40pm.
HAHA oh lol I thought you were calling me a dick.
Which I have been kinda being lately, a few people commented on it lately. Just going off on a rant alot.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
@Pamela
@vidz your opinion your aloud to have in the comment section
HUH??? Nvm, I was just cheering you on anyways.
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Pakistani Suicide Hotline:
Caller: " I'm so depressed, I feel like committing suicide"
Operator: " Vokay, can you drive a truck?"
Oh FFS CaCa, just be normal for once and you won't have all these problems you broke ass prostitution hwore.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I think someone NEEDS THEIR MEDS, DEAR.
Ahhh nothing like two overrated rich celebrities arguing over a "private luxury box" at a sports center. Give me a break. Jerry Seinfeld is a douche and I don't find him funny. At all.
You could be right--I'm thinking of estelle getty, but estelle's face was pretty wide...
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:21pm.
ubmitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:19pm.
I thought it was a golden girl
Since when is she such a sports fan?
He's starting to sound like Andy Rooney.
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He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
These two deserve each other. Two obnoxious users who will whack anyone who gets in their way.
I bet the next game CaCa will show up bare-ass naked wearing a golden toilet seat on her head and make a bee line straight for the dugout...
"Darling, I shall open doors to worlds of fuckery you never dreamed existed!"
ubmitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:19pm.
I thought it was a golden girl
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I'm sick of the finger. Is there an expression that is the opposite of "has a lot of class"? Like, "sucks dirty donkey balls" or something?
Not to enter the dispute, but I think the avatar for girl behaving badly is the actress who played Jethro's aunt on the beverly hillbilies.
Can I get a witness?
Ok, from google I get Bea Benaderet who played cousin pearl bodine. Not so sure its her, though.
I'm going to grab some popcorn.
Please continue the flamewar.
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren
Someone's becoming a crotchety old bastard.
@vidz your opinion your aloud to have in the comment section
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:11pm.
Your telling people your sick of there opinions. I didnt even care about it in the first place. I was only kidding anyhow. Tone dosent come across in the text I forget
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
@Pam
Whoa Pamela, Use a dick!
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Pakistani Suicide Hotline:
Caller: " I'm so depressed, I feel like committing suicide"
Operator: " Vokay, can you drive a truck?"
TEAM GAGA
I love "Seinfeld" the show, Jerry not so much with his recipie stealing wifey
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:07pm.
You need to lighten the fuck up. You come in here just being a bitch. Let people say what they want, she is just the same old shit. No need to be a asshole about it take a fucking joke.
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I'm not allowed to bitch about someone else's comment on Dlisted? Then what the hell is the comment section for? Sorry I didn't take your joke -- I misread it while watching the vid on that anti-gay guy.
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Census Taker (Tina Fey): How would you describe your ethnicity?
Betty White: Superior to Asians, but not as smart as blacks.
I watched some clips of Gaga from before she was famous, and she can actually play the piano and sing quite well. She could have given Norah Jones a run for her money. It's a shame we live in a society where acting like a side show circus freak gets you more success and fame than relying on your actual talents... :-(
That said, I find her super entertaining. The fact that she is willing to do so much ridiculousness just for attention/fame is absolutely fascinating.
Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:07pm.
You need to lighten the fuck up. You come in here just being a bitch. Let people say what they want, she is just the same old shit. No need to be a asshole about it take a fucking joke.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
This coming from the man who used to hang out with George Costanza and Kramer.
♥ Threadkilla!
"O - and stop writing mean comments on his YouTube page.
He doesn't like it." ~Daniel Tosh - he's back, babay!
What's it gonna be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXDtPswocs
THE NASTY TRAMP ASSHOLE TRANNY IS GOING MOTHERFUCKING DOWN.
She no lady so let's drop that part of her stage name.
She acts like a spoiled baby so let's keep that part of her stage name.
From now on, she is simply GaGa.
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"Your problems are lame and pathetic."
Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist, June 2, 2010
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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 3:00pm.
Your siggy is not very new, not original and in fact it is very unoriginal.
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Hm. Funny. It's a pic I got online. Should I go find some old lady on the street to get a side eye pic? Or should I find an old picture of Tinkerbell and type over it so I can type everyday on Dlisted about how much fucking better I am at calling people out for being unoriginal in the first place? Seriously -- I don't care who you love or hate. I just get tired of seeing the same shit. And since you been on Dlisted for three years anyway, I guess you've seen it all, right?
You tell me sweetie.
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Census Taker (Tina Fey): How would you describe your ethnicity?
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