Raise Your Pierced Peens, Prince Albert Is Getting Married!

Charles and Diana, Monaco style. Bluntly speaking, she's not so much the bride as she is the winner of the Breeders Cup.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 06/24/2010 - 12:06am.

Thanks Naughychimp! My senile 52 yr. old brain appreciates you!

Princess Stephanie=yuck and man-hands. I'm sorry, but Grace and Rainer were some pretty hot ass pieces of meat. Their chillrenz got the fucked up shit. Kind of like Bruce and Demi's girls got the beat side of having beautiful parents. Could be worse. As for gari-baldy, I'm happy for the chap. That ugmo and the beast will probably birth some decent looking ho-bag kids to knock Paris, Kim and Chloe off the cover of People Mag.

And one more video treat - another masterpiece from the singer Stephanie de Monaco:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJ1Ldwz62M

Yawn...A publicity shot for Knight and Day.

Tom even has to be Les Grossman for this.

Pathetic.

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Poordavid - you're sweet to indulge the semi-senile ramblings of a 38 yr-old woman ; ) I won't write any more tonight but I'll leave you with a few entertaining links to stuff relating to the royal Monagasques. None of these is brand new but all of them are delicious in their own Eurotrashy way:

1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/728316.stm

2. Dude. Those shoulders... http://www.freewebs.com/iscmonaco/stephanie.jpg

2.1 I find it fascinating that Al is now engaged to a woman with crazy broad shoulders, too.
http://media.al.com/scenesource/photo/charlene-wittstockjpg-d8f9db771d35...

http://myroyal.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/243148-charlene-wittstock-tou...

3. http://www.austriantimes.at/news/Around_the_World/2010-01-07/19460/Punch...

4. Albert's daughter, who's now 18 yrs. old and lives in California. She didn't seem to inherit the beauty gene, either.
http://charlottemaripomeline.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/2006_08aug_...

5. Albert with his first baby mama, back in the day
http://i6.tinypic.com/11jqesk.jpg

6. Stephanie, fried and greased, wearing a dress made of motel curtains
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/l24pI4h0YlD/61st+Red+Cross+Ball+Monte+Car...

The Grimaldis, like all of the royal and "ancient bloodlines" of Europe, were pirates, murderers, and worse back in the wretched old 13th century. Good news for the rest of us peons - we all have ancient bloodlines but most of us didn't connive our way to the top. Damn my sissy ancestors.

These Monacos are such a loony bunch. Already the next generation is looking clearly detached from that zany legacy blip. Look at gorgeous Princess Charlotte (Princess Caroline's daughter)...

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb241/fashionising/charlotte.jpg

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 10:12pm.

Thus ends my dissertation - all from memory! - on the Royal Family of Monaco. I could write heaps more but I figure you're all tired of reading.

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Interesting. I would like to hear more!

Hate to speak Truth of the Dead but to those of you wah-wahing about how could gorgeous Grace produce such a child, don't forget that she didn't exactly keep her looks past her mid 40s. She smoked like a chimney and didn't exercise and was trapped in a loveless marriage in a boring, insular, tacky country and all of this showed on her face:
http://images.google.com/hosted/life/l?imgurl=41925325b5d95389&q=royal%2... Now look at Albert, remove the glasses and put on a blonde wig. See the similarities?

As for Steph... HA. She wasn't just a wild child but had serious mental health issues. Yeah, she "dated" Rob Lowe (as in, probably did 3somes and snorted coke with him & Laura Ingalls) and tried her hand as a model, fashion designer, perfumer and singer: failed at it all. Then she married a body guard whose girlfriend was 6 months preggers with his behbeh. He became a lobster delivery man, so Steph'd sit on the back of his motorcycle as he drove around town, dropping off the fresh seafood. He got caught doing fucky-time with miss Runner-up Nude Belgium (or something like that) in a pool, photographed by Paps. He went on to try to be a singer, starred in some reality show and wrote a book or two about the royals.

Steph moved on to a variety of men, including an elephant trainer and a circus performer. While once attractive in that hermy-1980s way, she is now the poster-person for the ravages of too much sex, bulimia, drugs, smoking & sun.

http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Princess-Stephani...

http://www.noblesseetroyautes.com/nr01/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/course...

On to Albert. Don't know the truth of the matter but in Europe, everyone says he's gaygaygay. Has he fucked women? Sure. But so has Elton John, Tom Ford and maybe even Tommy Cruise so the fact he has 2 kids proves nothing.

Charlotte Casiraghi is totally gorgeous and did really well in her studies and is an accomplished equestrienne. Unlike her mom and aunt at her age, she's not widely reported as being out whoring around and acting all Lohan.

Thus ends my dissertation - all from memory! - on the Royal Family of Monaco. I could write heaps more but I figure you're all tired of reading.

Princess Stephanie looks like a man in that video. A gay man with makeup, but a man.

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she's just another in a long string of well paid beards ... whatya bet this gets called off before they get to the altar?

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'Bout time, Albie.

Stephanie certainly was a wild child.

Oh man, at least show the "good" video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ritiOiCvtzg

That way, at least you get a castle out of it (and Steph in drag towards the end)

this girl was probably picked and bought for this arranged marriage the same way his dad did with Grace Kelly in the 50s...if you believe for one second that Grace and her prince were in love you are in for a big surprise. And Albert used to be lovely...but aged really poorly. And yes bastard children NEVER inherit a crown and it is all about getting a legitimate heir.

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Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 4:11pm.

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I just read some of that.seems disgusting and far fetched. but still there's a weird world out there

She's pretty... no matter how nice or rich he may be, she's never going to be happy

I hope she gets to sleep around with the beautiful people that come to the parties he's constantly throwing

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 5:37pm.

What's sad is that Monaco is a place known around the world as posh and luxurious...

but then you read a brief bio on their royal family and it is full of hos, skanks, and side-trickery galore.
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The only thoughts I have on Monaco is that I won $2500 the first 5 minutes I was in a casino there and my ex said we had to leave so I wouldn't lose it. Fucker probably later spent it on a hooker. OOooh, wait..I have something in common with the royals then!!!

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What's sad is that Monaco is a place known around the world as posh and luxurious...

but then you read a brief bio on their royal family and it is full of hos, skanks, and side-trickery galore.

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It's too bad that Salic Law exists within most of the Royal Houses of Europe - which means only the eldest male can inherit the throne, even if he's not the eldest child. If Caroline were to be heiress apparent, only her child with Prince Ernst August of Hanover would be eligible to succeed, as her kids with Stefano Casiraghi are considered to be morganatic - like Alberts illigitmate kids - and the product of an "unequal" alliance. Carolines daughter with Ernst August would've also restored the style of "HRH" back to Monaco, instead of the mere "HSH" styling it has now.

I guess he has to produce a legitimate heir for the kingdom.This is a bad picture of her, she's actually pretty. I hope she got a generous pre-nup. I still can't believe he has a black baby... it tickles me.

Good old Albert is living proof of the fickleness of the genetic lottery (along with sister Stephanie). Only Caroline missed the fug branch on the way down.
There's a kind of cosmic justice about Al. Born to a do nothing life of limitless wealth - but he knows & we know & everyone in the world with eyeballs knows - that he's a poor little bald fug & nothing but his money brings in the chicks.

I'm pretty sure he was in Menudo.

A fatter version of Prince Edward, *wink*.

No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

don't judge this woman without getting the facts first. Prince Albert is a sun worshipping MONSTER, like his father and the rest of Europe's royal elite. in 2001, model Karen Mulder claimed she was a sex slave for the elite, including Prince Albert. before she could get justice, her programming glitch was fixed and she backed down. there is a great article here: http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/2009/06/karen-mulder-depersonalized...

oh and yeah, like a woman woh looks like her would ever be caught with someone like him if the circumstances were different and he wasnt a rich puke. This is so obvious. If he was a bookstore employee, do you think a dumb slut like her would even be looking at him or spitting in his direction even?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

can you believe this fugly balding cucumber head is Grace Kelly's son? I mean urgh....they all go after their equally fugly father. Grace Kelly sure had shitty taste in men.
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Didn't he used to be hot?

Princess Stephanies school of Protocol includes when to ditch the throne... such as when you meet a HOT BODYGUARD, or a NOT_SO_HOT Circus dude, or want to upset Mumsy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

I forgot how manly Princess Stephanie looked back in the day.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Here's Alexandre Coste, cute kid considering Momma and Pappa!!

http://www.princes-s.com/Alexandre_Coste/home.html

Here's Prince with child..

http://www.princes-s.com/Alexandre_Coste/_wp_generated/wp015151cb_0f.jpg

Jesus, that picture is a joke. *barf* Poor woman. Hope the money/lifestyle is worf it.

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Yes, she was hot and cool in the 80' and then something went terribly wrong:

http://futureinformatica.com.br/antes_depois/stephanie_monaco.jpg

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00NL9Rf2bU50l/610x.jpg

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She sorta resembles Stella McCartney, but prettier and taller. But she's selling her soul to these nutcases. UGH! He is FUG. You'd think with his $$ he'd shave that half moon hair, get a trainer, and get some lasik so he doesn't look like a computer repair man.

I kinda like Princess Stephanie because she is batshit crazy. I laughed at the fact that she's helping teach royal protocol, because you know ho's broken almost every rule in book of royalty.

Jebus christ.

He's got two bastard kids who are going to be passed over for the throne when little baby boy "Legitimate" is born? If I know my royal drama, the two bastards are already preparing the poison baby bottle.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:03pm.
By regular society standards, Caroline's kids are average looking. Compared to the rest of the royal family, they are gorgeous.

Diana's nieces (Ginge & the other Royal Baldie's cousins) are stunning.

http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/kitty_spencer_tattler2_409.jpg

I can't believe that the future Queen of Sweden married her trainer. The Swedish Royal Family is kind of attractive

http://pavellas.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/610x.jpg
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Crown Princess Victoria is very pretty, and her younger sister is stunning.

http://www.hellomagazine.com/profiles/princess-madeleine/

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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 11:29am.

Penis Head...that is exactly what he has (is). And if you hadn't told me he was a womanizing playboy, I would have thought he was GAY. See how wrong I was?
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LMAO @ "penis head"!!!!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 9:37am.

"Prince Albert already has children, but on way are they gonna let a black child be King of Monaco, which is a farce anyway, because they are just white trash with joo-ree."

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Bulls-Eye!

@Uncle Brain-Fart, you're right! Stephanie looks a dude.

By regular society standards, Caroline's kids are average looking. Compared to the rest of the royal family, they are gorgeous.

Diana's nieces (Ginge & the other Royal Baldie's cousins) are stunning.

http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/kitty_spencer_tattler2_409.jpg

I can't believe that the future Queen of Sweden married her trainer. The Swedish Royal Family is kind of attractive

http://pavellas.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/610x.jpg

Queen Noor and Grace Kelly are the gold digging standard.

What's up with these royal men? Prince Albert and Prince William used to be sooo hot! It's like once they turned 21, they started regressing...

Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 11:51am

It's a teeny tiny thing on the Med sea surrounded by France

wow i think the song "gold digga" will be the anthem. where the hell is monaco?

What career HASN'T Stephanie's family bought for her? Rodeo Clown?

Mary, please.

Also, he's fug.

He may be a prince, but jesus, I can't see myself fucking that guy!! Blahhhhh!!!

Leave me poor as I am. No thanks!

Heidi Klum look-alike is one brave chick!!

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Submitted by beakers bitch

I thought I remembered her dating Rob Lowe, too.

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Yes she did. I know that from reading Melissa Gilbert's book. Apparently Rob Ho was juggling Man Face and Half Pint at the same time. Shocking I know.. ; )

Penis Head...that is exactly what he has (is). And if you hadn't told me he was a womanizing playboy, I would have thought he was GAY. See how wrong I was?

I think she's pretty but the color of her gown and all that eyeliner do absolutely nothing for her.

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