Wednesday, June 23rd 2010

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Lady Caca eats floor from wearing fucked up shoes that even the members of KISS think make her look like an asshole, we all win! If you need me I'll be at my craft table making animated flip books of these beautiful pictures to hand out to bitches with the sads who need a potent pick-me-up (pun intended). Prozac can go fuck itself, because Lady CaCa falling at Heathrow Airport is the real cure!

That being said, I will give her another gold medal in tuck game since it stayed intact while God answered our midnight prayers by tripping her foolish ass. Take that, Illuminati.

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Just goes to show ya'...Her name rhymes with Mulva.
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You're not Gene Simmons, bitch. Ace Frehley, always drunk like shit, never did this. Go take classes with members of Kiss Army.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh, we laugh til we cry~ and prozac CAN go uck itsel now! owww, it hurts.

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i love this bitch. she even falls gracefully.

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I wish someone would break her fall by pushing a running woodchipper in front of her.

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Imperial Whore's picture

This proves that God exists.

So nice when someone who tries way too hard and takes herself way too seriously eats shit. Victory!

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z-listed's picture

I LOVE this! giggle giggle

Jerry was right, only a jerk would wear those stupid boots with that stupid cape.

How cutting-edge did you feel while lying on the floor, Caca?

justincase's picture

Her best work yet.

iHeartHaters's picture

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She's just a plain asshole anymore and batshit to boot. God bless the face-plant!

MK that title says it all=))

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I laughed until I cried--and that was only the headline. BEST. POST. EVER.

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Dannii's picture

@ Mayo, sorry this is late (i'm in the UK and am awake cos its too fucking hot to sleep). actually, i think shakira is more like xtina, she can sing imo, but just sings shitty songs. btw i havent heard the "waka waka" song, and you can bet your sweet fucking ass i'm not going to listen to a song called "waka waka". sounds like somthing you do when you've had one to many beers/curry!

also-what bugs me about shakira is the fact she bends over backwards to work with idiots like lil wayne....why the fuck would anyone wanna work with lil wayne? but you really think shakira cant sing? does she autotune or summin?

imo katy perry is the worst out there. even worse than cyrus. yes, i said worst than cyrus!

starpoot's picture

THATS WHAT CHA GETS

Infamous's picture

This would be even funnier if their was video to accompany these pictures

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Damn...it's a Ho-down.

I needed to come back for another hit ...hahahahahaha Lady Gaga falling you complete me

wow, hahahahaaa i can't stand this chick. She's lucky she didn't break an ankle. What's really funny is that I checked Perass hilton and he's not carrying the pics... instead he's got a post up detailing the worst lines from christina aguilaera's album.

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Seriously, this *has* to be some kind of karmic retribution for the clouds of crazy she has been kicking up for the last month or so. Is it possible for her to just get the "f" out of our faces for even a month? In the meantime, Janelle Monae is coming up fast and strong from behind. True talent just may win out after all.

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This is perfection, classic and an all time keeper in my files. Funny how no one payed any attention to her tripping before she feel, you can see she's leaning on the shoe, no one stuck their hands out to help her try to stay up....and no seems to run to her aid while licking cement. NICE! VERY NICE!

I've never seen anyone more deserving to fall on their face. Bitch is seriously deranged and she looks like an asshole.

I hope they made her take of her shoes multiple times at checkpoints and that it was a huge inconvenience.

Too bad she didn't die from a fractured skull...

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This was the best post ever. Just looking at the thumbnails while reading the "Raise your pierced peens..." headline below. I haven't LOL like that in a while. Perfect combination. Thank you, MK.

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I KNEW MK WOULD HAVE THE SAME REACTION I DID! GOOD FOR HER ASS! IT"S ABOUT DAMN TIME SHE FELL ON HER PEEN, MS I DON"T DRINK WATER ON STAGE TO SHOW I'M HUMAN, MORE HUMAN THAN THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!

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lol...awwwwwwwwwwww

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kanderso on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 11:37am.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, what a dumb whore. That's why you don't wear a slutty vampire-clown costume to the airport, bitch!

This makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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kind 'a' like when beyonce fell on her face during one of her concerts some years back right? yeah; that was funny.

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kanderso on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 11:48am.

What bugs me is that she's not laughing at herself afterward (outside pic). She's trying again to look really cool and appears to be strutting.

Bitch takes herself and her wackadoo antics too seriously.
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lady ga ga's reaction to falling seems similar to the one beyonce had when Ashton kutcher punked her on his show: he he am i right?

that said, i suggest that you look at the arrogant and insufferable ways of your ghetto idol before you begin to laugh and criticize any other popstars. its only fair.

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cricket's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHA Seeing Lady CaCa do a face plant is the first good thing to happen to me all day. That is one butt ugly man/woman

WrathOGrapes's picture

God, I can't stand that fucking asshole!

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morphoeugenia's picture

bwaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaa! bitch! if only it were stairs.

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buddhistgirl69's picture

Why not just get stilts? She can join the circus when her career takes a dive...*finding Barnum&Bailey circus application to send her management*

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justice's picture

The two lead pics are PRICELESS.

--thanks awfully--

ImpertinentVixen's picture

You know the floor winced and cringed to have something so dirty on it.

Gaga faw down? Gaga need binky?? Binky make aww better?

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thegoodlife's picture

That's what her dumb ass gets for being an attention whore. Such a hideous outfit.

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TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Im a Princess's picture

She looks like a fucking idiot, and she fell because of it. She's like 10 inches taller than everyone else in the airport and looks completely ridiculous because of it. When will ppl stop buying her shit so that she'll go the fuck away??
There is nothing new, or edgy about her, nothing at all. Just idiocy.

Pamela's picture

haha maybe she is doing a push up

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boomsy, considering what Katy Perry usually walks around wearing, I have a hard time believing she is embarrassed.

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HAAAA HA! She *literally* looks like she's going for a "haters gonna hate" pose in that last thumbnail while blushing in an epic walk of shame. LOL, Caca.

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*Tsk* You'd think with all her money she could get those chaps hemmed.

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boomsy's picture

Just read this Katy Perry Twitter and it made me laugh:

haven't had the chance to change my outfit from my performance an hour ago & I'm @ the airport looking like a #candywhore #howembarrassing

Maybe she should have a talk with Gaga?

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Hopefully now this tedious, insufferable, pretentious cuntbag can just go diaf.

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Seeing twatty, insufferable bitches faceplant is one of my favorite things EVER.

I bet Jerry Seinfeld is in his private box at the ballpark shuffling his own deck to these pictures.

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That wacky Gaga! Just think kids - she actually paid for that outfit! Someone laughed all the way to the bank, I'm telling you. Now I have an idea for shoes that involve two Clorox bleach bottles and a couple rolls of toilet paper. How do I reach Gaga's people?

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