It's Always A Set-Up
So I've been watching this reality show on Bravo called Double Exposure which follows two photographers named Markus Klinko and Indrani, but it's a little hard for me to sit through because sometimes that Markus dude does a creepy baby voice which usually comes out of the mouth of a man in a white van with a lollipop in his hand. A voice that you just want to tell your mommy about, because it has child touched your ears.
Anyways, at the end of last night's episode, Markus and Indrani flew to NYC to shoot Lindsay Lohan for her 6126 leggings line. Blohan's call time was set at 11 in the morning, but since she's a professional fuck-up she didn't show up. The episode ended with everyone waiting for Blohan 7 hours later. Of course, Blohan has pulled her Vicodin-flavored finger out of her mouth and pointed it at Bravo for setting her up! She claims that she was given the wrong call time on purpose, so that she could look bad in front of the cameras. The last time I checked bitch didn't need help with that. Here's what she Twatted last night:
for BRAVO and their false representation of me on their new show; I was given the wrong call time-now I know on purpose...it was a set-up
about 8 hours ago via UberTwitterUnfortunate that I considered jorge on the show a friend to trust...oh- and I've never come close to anything other than posing in a photo..
about 8 hours ago via UberTwitterI don't appreciate being used for press, and I'm sure others would agree! Love to everyone
about 8 hours ago via UberTwitterPhoto shoot for Indrani and Markus... So that's bullshit too.... Thank goodness for #twitter !!!!! The truth can be stated!!!!
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter
A source tells TMZ that Blohan is lying, because her call time was set for 10am and she didn't show up until 11 hours later. Her excuse was that she woke up late.
Okay, unless Markus and Indrani are vampires (which is possible), who the hell sets a call time for 9 at night?! Blohan's excuse is automatically invalid since it's coming out of her mouth. She should really blame that sneaky 8-ball for seducing her into nostril fucking it which kept her up all night.
When White Oprah wakes up sometime this evening, I really hope she has something to say about this mess. You know she's going to find a way to drag her arch rival Fudgie the Whale into it. Fudgie is always trying to trip those Lohan bitches.
Here's Blohan leaving a club in L.A. last night.
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I bet she was setup, but that's what she gets for crying wolf all the time. To the person who asked what bravo had to gain...tons of pubicity and controversy, a far more interesting storyline with a big star. I never heard of this show until this incident so it makes sense...
when's she having a baby already?
But Manimal5 you probably aren't a cokey head so an alarm clock works. I just had a run-in with a friend's partner who I was working with on a photography project last year. It all blew up on Monday when I realized his coke habit was fucking up everything and anyway I HATE COCAINE in all of its many guises. So much for co-creation with a cokey. I'd rather hang out with an alarm clock - more dependable and some have pretty faces.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 9:05pm.
Indrani: Lindsay is someone I find incredibly special. I tend to gush about her because I do think she’s pretty terrific. There are so many more important questions in the world like what’s going on with the oil spill or what’s going on with our government invading various countries. Yes, it’s fun, but people want to be distracted.
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So. What kind of drugs does Indrani like to take? They sound fun - I might be interested:)
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What's really appalling in the main pic is the shoddy electrical work. No cover on the splice box. The wires are just hanging unsupported...digusting.
Call me crazy but I use an alarm clock.
Entertainment industry continues to enable her so she must be gooood. Too bad she can't get somebody, anybody to wake her up for her day jobs.
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The two photographers discuss their new Bravo reality show, Double Exposure, and those rumors about Indrani dating Lindsay Lohan.
Then there are there the rumors. Lately, Indrani’s personal life has been under more scrutiny than her photographs. Rumors of a steamy relationship with actress Lindsay Lohan have been swirling. Out asked Indrani if there was any truth to this, and you won’t believe what she had to say.
Before we go there is one final thing we have to discuss, and it’s for you Indrani. You probably already know what it’s about, but we want to know what is going on with you and Lindsay Lohan.
Indrani: I was very excited about shooting Lindsay. I’ve said that before, and it’s grown into a bigger story. I think she’s extremely attractive and intelligent. I think she has huge potential. I think she’s totally misunderstood. She’s someone I got to know, and I enjoy the time we spend together.
Are you in love with Lindsay?
Indrani: Lindsay is someone I find incredibly special. I tend to gush about her because I do think she’s pretty terrific. There are so many more important questions in the world like what’s going on with the oil spill or what’s going on with our government invading various countries. Yes, it’s fun, but people want to be distracted.
I'm taking that as a no.
If you wanted to make Lindsey look bad, aren't there better things to exploit than her lack of punctuality???
The list seems endless
Can someone hurry up and publish "Crack Whore Magazine" so she can be on the cover...monthly?
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watching 'confessions of a teenage drama queen' on disney right now with my kid. can't believe how pretty and fresh-faced this girl was, not all that long ago. sad. wonder if she looks back to those roles and thinks about what she could have been, and how much she fucked up. 'probly not
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Why would anyone hire her to begin with? Is the drama worth it?
Shes deserves a fuckin Oscar because this girl has an excuse for EVERYTHING! I swear shes starting to beleive her own BS
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Her new assistant's head will roll!
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I'm going to be very disappointed if she doesn't go to jail.
You're dead to me, Lindsay. Dead as shit.
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She's got boots on again, I just love it that alone makes me so happy, cause she used to wear some kick ass heels, and she hasnt since she had to SCRAM!
Can she die and take that fug Ali with her, at least then their organs can be used by humans.
Sick. Of. This. Stupid. Ass. Moron.
We need a month off from her crying wolf and generally being a dipshit. I would welcome a Paris Hilton headline at this point. Fuck.
Submitted by get serious on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:53pm.
Would YOU admit being Lindsay Lohan? Jeebus, I'd actually respect her for dropping a lie like that. I know I would.
i think that may lilo's next move...not admitting to being lilo...let's stand back and see how that'll work out for her...
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HOLY CRAP! This gives me an idea. You know how there's "Talk like William Shatner" day & "Talk like a Pirate" day? How about a "I'm not Lindsay Lohan, it's not my fault, it's a setup" day? Anytime anything happens, you could claim you're not lindsay, that it's not your fault because "there's a conspiracy to set me up" and "everyone is being mean to me..."
LOL at "Talk like Williwm Shatner Day" but I can really see a "setup" day.
If she really believes this there is only one answer...she' loosing her fucking mind. Early senility is NO joke.
PS: Just 'cause you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 1:38pm.
That is crazy! Her kids have some of the exact same expressions as she did in the younger pictures of her.
She soo does look like a FAS, Im not sure if that funny or sad Im conflicted.
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
I can just see the Bravo producers conspiring against her...oooh I know...let's tell her that there's a photoshoot (hee hee) and let believe that we're going to PAY her (hahahaha) and then let's tell her the wrong time. Brilliance...not.
what a dumb annoying cunt. According to her, it's always a set up. Everyone in the world is conspiring against the grand Blohan - her father, her mother, her dyke ex, Nicole Richie, the courts, the US embassy in france, the CPH, producers. the doorman, the drug dealer, the paparazzi....suuuuuuuuuuuuuurre. It's always everyone else's fault but hers. She is sounding like a fucking republican.
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:53pm.
Would YOU admit being Lindsay Lohan? Jeebus, I'd actually respect her for dropping a lie like that. I know I would.
i think that may lilo's next move...not admitting to being lilo...let's stand back and see how that'll work out for her...
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HOLY CRAP! This gives me an idea. You know how there's "Talk like William Shatner" day & "Talk like a Pirate" day? How about a "I'm not Lindsay Lohan, it's not my fault, it's a setup" day? Anytime anything happens, you could claim you're not lindsay, that it's not your fault because "there's a conspiracy to set me up" and "everyone is being mean to me..."
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Submitted by mharker on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 2:58pm.
It would be funny if Lohan actually was set up and the producers did it knowing no one would believe her.
I'm sure she was set up. I mean Bravo's producers have so much to gain by doing that....of course right now I can't think of anything...but there MUST be some reason.
It would be funny if Lohan actually was set up and the producers did it knowing no one would believe her. Anyone could treat her like crap now and no one would believe her if she spoke out. It's funny but cruel and sad, too.
How will she ever win that Oscar before her 30th birthday (HER WORDS) if we keep setting her up and lying about her? Thank God for Twitter ya'll!
"... Indrani, ..."
I would recall just some weeks ago this attentionwhoring assclown announced she's LiLo's new lover, which was duly detected as a pathetic lie to gain attention. But recalling this i would actually recognize her existance ... which i will not. She's no one and she doesn't exist!
I am with Team LiLo on that one.
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Great Excuse, I mean really good...I am going to borrow that for my next fuck-up!
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Yeah, whatever. I'd still hit it.
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This bitch is complaining about bad press? Bad press is what keeps her getting fucking jobs.
She's a fucking liar. Obviously.
Tell me there weren't a hundred voicemails on her phone saying "Hey Lindsay, we're all here. Where are you?" And the person who set up the shoot just called and talked to her and gave her the wrong info? There wasn't an e-mail or voicemail? No one confirmed with her?
I used to set up meetings all the time and covered my ass with e-mail and voicemail all the time. No one ever had the excuse that I told them the wrong anything. And if I screwed up there was proof of that, too.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 11:44am.
OFF TOPIC but I went to the Bravo site to look for a pic of these guys and looks what I found, Teresa From Real Housewives thru the ages, OMG what a fug child and her geico cavemen children resemble her completely
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/photos/before-t...
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Looked at the pics and no joke, she kinda looks like she might have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome; here's a comparison....
Her as a child: http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/photos/before-t...
Children with FAS: http://www.aafp.org/afp/2005/0715/afp20050715p279-f2.jpg
Or maybe she's just unattractive; IDK. (Sorry for being off topic...)
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Yes, thank God for Twitter! Otherwise we'd only have the paps and unspecified sources to show what a cracked out delusional train-wreck you are.
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Shiitake happens...
I think there is a new sort of celebrityhood which involves watching someone throw their lives away. First winhouse and now this. Paris got her act together and decided to focus on being rich and avoid the paps, and brit brit is on a pretty short leash so she is doing ok. We are bored with wino, so pretty much leaves the whole responsibility for our shadenfreude on lilo's shoulders.
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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:03pm.
This bitch's career is O-VAH.
all this asshole needed to say was that she was fucked up then. It was LAST September! Say that she has gotten her shit together since then (even though we know she hasn't).
God forbid she take ANY responsibility for her actions.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:50pm.
When I was in my mid 20's...I used to go out a lot. Not always to clubs...but maybe to shoot pool, or to a dive bar for a few beers. I had a hard time staying home too...you just always feel like there is something out there you're missing.
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Couldn't have said it better myself! I also used to be out nearly every night, going to the bars and afterhours clubs. I always used to think I was missing something if I stayed home. One night I saw a guy I saw every time I went out, and thought "doesn't he ever go home?", then I realized he was probably thinking the same thing about me, so I went home. After that, I curbed my impulse to be out all the time and eventually grew out of my late-night life. I miss going out though, after all these years.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
You just know this miserable spiteful cunt is going to live to be 110 years old just to inflict her insanity and stupidity on the world for as long as possible. She's going to be 90 years old and falling over with her walker just to give the paps an upskirt shot.
The whole fucking world is against this bitch and yet we still havent managed to take her down! Why the fuck is that? Are we not trying hard enough? WHo isnt pulling their weight? I want names!
~~Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:06pm.
People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
Poor Lohan, they keep setting her up and not letting her be great. She needs help!
I dont really see LL living much longer. another child star dead before 30..
Im like MK's category that this mess is filed under ..
I CANT WITH YOU.
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Rumors that she's turning in her grave are being looked into.
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Oh for Christ sakes. ATTENTION LINDSAY WHOREHAN: You are NOT Marilyn Monroe; she wouldn't have anything to do with your line of pathetic blowjob leggings. Marilyn was a hot piece of ass; you're an assclown. Marilyn was the pinup model for a generation of men; you're a cautionary tale of what NOT to do & what NOT to look like. The only thing you have in common with her is you will OD & die like her...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:28pm.
this cow doesn't admit to anything...does she even admit to being lindsay lohan? away with mess of a person already...
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Would YOU admit being Lindsay Lohan? Jeebus, I'd actually respect her for dropping a lie like that. I know I would.
i think that may lilo's next move...not admitting to being lilo...let's stand back and see how that'll work out for her...
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conscience off...dick on...
When I was in my mid 20's...I used to go out a lot. Not always to clubs...but maybe to shoot pool, or to a dive bar for a few beers. I had a hard time staying home too...you just always feel like there is something out there you're missing.
No, I am not defending whore-han...because she takes it to a pill-popping club hopping extreme. Just saying that at her age I felt the need to be out and about at night too.
Not anymore...I've definitely out grown that phase. LOL.
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Did you all see her business partners on that show? They keep saying "She is on her way right now" with big fake smiles on their faces. 6 hours later, "she is on her way, don't worry"! How exhausting to have to work with someone so unreliable.
People say whore like it's a bad thing.