Wednesday, June 23rd 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Racing BABIES!!!
BABIES!!! are already quickly taking over the world, and now we're helping them get their sooner by training them on how to chase after us? That seems smart. But based on this video of a baby race in Russia, it looks like we're in luck because babies suck at racing. And parents suck at trying to get their babies to race. I mean, it's pretty simple. Just put a picture of OctoMom at the starting line, and a close-up picture of Salma Hayek's chichis at the finish line, and BOOM! Baby will bust out of his Pampers to get to the end.
(Thanks Björn)
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Screw it. I am off for a voddy tonny.
Hi Green Tea, it's only 2:40 for me so I am pretty much here.
*yawns*
Figures errbodys gone when I get a chance to come in *cries*
catch y'all some other time!
@breaky and sucky keep holding down the (heaux)fort!
Tell la snowpiece I said hi!
On a side note this tornado warning can suck it hard!
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submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 6:32pm.
Ya, I wouldn't let it bother you. Just some crazy person off their meds.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 6:32pm.
I couldn't agree with you more, that's just LAME!
What's going on in here today horz? I are bored to deaf - 20 minutes til quitting time and it can't come soon enough!
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Sometimes you just want to slap a kitten in a tiny hat. - MK
Submitted by Vanitas on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 6:16pm.
Kokoskitten:
I went to banned bitches and ended up following a link to an x17online post where some crazy bitch is going on for hours talking to herself using names from dlisted. I was going to comment on it but I didn't want to encourage the crazy.
There's a post about you there too, not sure if you've seen it or what. But anyways, very strange....
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I haven't seen it...but I just think it's so weird to hate someone you have never met SO much that you go to different websites and post. Ehhh I'm sure I rub plenty of people the wrong way and there are couple people here who bug me but I don't go running to TMZ (or anyone of a million gossip sites) to talk about fake drama...oh and this rant isn't directed at you, I guess I'm just venting...
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Kokoskitten:
I went to banned bitches and ended up following a link to an x17online post where some crazy bitch is going on for hours talking to herself using names from dlisted. I was going to comment on it but I didn't want to encourage the crazy.
There's a post about you there too, not sure if you've seen it or what. But anyways, very strange....
Submitted by Quween on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 4:27pm.
Potsperrotzi say that the lunatic who owns bannedbitches.com is posting crap about koko and m.e. and some other mighty fine dlisted goils. she be talking to herself as all her personalities. you don't even want to know what she say! b careful on teh winternetz!
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what in the hell ??
I stick it to the French once.
One time.
And dickmatized!
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Aww, the woman who claims she was the woman from the photo "V–J day in Times Square" has died.
RIP Edith Shain. My elders talked about that pic and what they were doing and where they were at when they saw it. Truly live changing.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
ummm hmmm me too
Baby races? How about baby fights!
I don't know how ya'll bash her like that. Shit
I just cain't with those 'secret' threads
Let's go outside and smoke...whatever!
Coma Caca!
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*removes cobwebs*
Herro?
*crickets*
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 4:19pm.
*crash lands in thread*
I just came back from a day at the beach! HEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAA!
Who's got booze?
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*whacks Dog in nose with rolled up newspaper*
Did you do this in the kitchen? Did you do this?
^^^^^^^^^^
You better believe I did, junior, and if I were you I'd have a stiff drink before I looked in your sock drawer! Teach you to hide my Nylabone.
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Potsperrotzi say that the lunatic who owns bannedbitches.com is posting crap about koko and m.e. and some other mighty fine dlisted goils. she be talking to herself as all her personalities. you don't even want to know what she say! b careful on teh winternetz!
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 4:19pm.
*crash lands in thread*
I just came back from a day at the beach! HEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAA!
Who's got booze?
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*whacks Dog in nose with rolled up newspaper*
Did you do this in the kitchen? Did you do this?
*crash lands in thread*
I just came back from a day at the beach! HEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAA!
Who's got booze?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:42pm.
You are definitely a better man than me.
:-O
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*just pissed mahself* Wow! That totally didn't come out right!!! LMAOOOOOO Thanks for catchin' that Provy. *feeling breasticles* Yep, still there.
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Whew! Another fear I have is waking up next to a she-male. Ok, that drained the sexy out of me. Off to class!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:55pm.
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm gonna totally feel you up the next time we see each other just to make sure.
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LMAO. Like you even have to ask? Last two fourth of July parties I seem to remember you clinging tightly to my flotations devices while in my pool ;p See ya shortly, heaux!!
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:55pm.
HAHAHAHAHA! I'm gonna totally feel you up the next time we see each other just to make sure.
too hot to use the oven tonite. Chicken fingers made in the electric skillet.
First, I am going to smoke this green sugar.
Then...I am coming back to inquire about bikram yoga.
Back in 5!
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:42pm.
You are definitely a better man than me.
:-O
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*just pissed mahself* Wow! That totally didn't come out right!!! LMAOOOOOO Thanks for catchin' that Provy. *feeling breasticles* Yep, still there.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
So today, I forgot I used to have a cuban lovah! ahahahaha! so I wrote him and the title of the email: "are you dead?"
Yeah Imma go to hell! ;)
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:42pm.
You are definitely a better man than me.
:-O
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damn this cappuccino has a lot of sugar. Ima start crawling and humping the walls in a few!!!!!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:42pm.
Orgasms means never having to say you're sorry.
Unfortunately, in Bikram, the studio is heated to, at least, 105 degrees, so no one is wearing that much clothing. And the fitter they are, the less they wear. I only wear a pair a shorts that won't hide my appreciation. Two things I always fear happening in class: getting an erection or farting or doing both at the same time!
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ROFLMA... I worry 'bout that in Ananda or Astanga classes..A friend of mine is a teacher :)
You are definitely a better man than me. I've done two Bikram classes in my life. The first one I nearly fainted but stuck it out. The second one I figured I just musta' been dehydrated during the 1st one and I needed to prove to myself that it wasn't that ridiculous. Famous last words.
You're screwed..LOL..I'll never be able to leave you for Jack or Sucky now that I know you've obviously got stamina. :p''
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:36pm.
Jazzy- you got nothing on this youtube commenter:
LoneTrooperNE
1 year ago 20- I drill holes in trees, fuck them and then set them on fire.
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Now that's demented and funny.
I would toooooootally fuck General McChrystal. I know he's old and saggy in the face but come on, read that article and tell me you don't wanna fuck that tough cunted motherfucker.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I am so excited for San Francisco PRIDE this weekend...and the Backstreet Boys performing is the cherry on top of an already delicious sundae...(I never was a BSB fan EVER but gotta love they are performing at a PRIDE event. I imagine they never thought they would be doing this in 2010, but good for them).
Speaking of kittehs and funny poses, when my Gracie cat sleeps, she always has her front paw covering her eyes. The old man and I call it her Ralph Branca pose ("why me, why me, why does it always have to be me? Let me alone, willya?"
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:14pm.
Thanks to Nitty and M.E., I think I'm going to have to skip my Bikram class now. Surrounded by sweaty, barely-dressed women doing stuff like this... http://www.newchristianvoices.com/image/view/914/preview ...will only get me banned from the studio.
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You started it with all that lovely six pack abs and thrusting business. LOL
Although, if you go shirtless you may get some sweaty hot thang who'll let you throw her over your shoulder and carry her away.
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Orgasms means never having to say you're sorry.
Unfortunately, in Bikram, the studio is heated to, at least, 105 degrees, so no one is wearing that much clothing. And the fitter they are, the less they wear. I only wear a pair a shorts that won't hide my appreciation. Two things I always fear happening in class: getting an erection or farting or doing both at the same time!
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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barburger, HAHAHAH!!! BH is ebil because not only do I sometimes talk, I also sleep walk and the last time I did, he watched me get up, go to the bathroom, turn on the shower and start to get in. He wasn't even going to stop me.
Jazzy- you got nothing on this youtube commenter:
LoneTrooperNE
1 year ago 20- I drill holes in trees, fuck them and then set them on fire.
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"Golf fans are the biggest fucking idiots in the world"- Scott Ferrall
Submitted by barburger on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:27pm.
Wish I had a camera. Black cats do not like heat and humidity
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I have one (well it's a little tuxedo but MOSTLY black) and he does the most adorable poses like that...where it is almost TOO much to take. especially when they are looking up at you with their "what I'm totally innocent" eye.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:27pm.
barburger - I talk in my sleep sometimes, BH says most times I'm just mumbling and he can't understand me, other times I carry on a full coversation with him.
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Coupla weeks ago, I yelled at him to get up that he would be late for work. He told me it was Saturday, and called me a fucking fruitcake.
Anyone need coffee? Ima go get some. I'm cold. stupid A/C!! *ignores Jazzfish*
Stop typing with your ...penis!
brb
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 3:22pm.
If only the trees knew that we cared :*(
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I showed about a dozen trees in my backyard that I cared by sending them to heaven early.
Jazzy - BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!