The Photoshop Awards: The Jersey Shore Guidos On The Village Voice
The Situation looks naturally Photoshopped in real life, but this is still beyond. You can use this to grease up your frying pan when you make chicken parm later. Or to moisturize your dog's asshole if it's a little chapped. Do the latter.
The Jersey Shore manwhores (sans DJ Paul D) took off their Ed Hardy tops for the Village Voice's annual Queer Issue. No, VV did not make a typo error and really mean to call this "The Douchebag Famewhores Who Piss Herp Warts" issue. VV put these three on the cover of their gay issue, because the inside story is about downlow guidos.
Page Six says that The Situation, Ronnie and Vinny didn't know what they were posing for and didn't even ask. Not that they would care anyways, because those whores would pose for anything and everything. They would pose for Rodney Alcala if he asked.
And the Photoshopper should've really spent more time stroking on Ronnie so he doesn't look like he just swallowed a box of F-Cup Cookies and washed it down with a glass of roid tea.