The Photoshop Awards: The Jersey Shore Guidos On The Village Voice
The Situation looks naturally Photoshopped in real life, but this is still beyond. You can use this to grease up your frying pan when you make chicken parm later. Or to moisturize your dog's asshole if it's a little chapped. Do the latter.
The Jersey Shore manwhores (sans DJ Paul D) took off their Ed Hardy tops for the Village Voice's annual Queer Issue. No, VV did not make a typo error and really mean to call this "The Douchebag Famewhores Who Piss Herp Warts" issue. VV put these three on the cover of their gay issue, because the inside story is about downlow guidos.
Page Six says that The Situation, Ronnie and Vinny didn't know what they were posing for and didn't even ask. Not that they would care anyways, because those whores would pose for anything and everything. They would pose for Rodney Alcala if he asked.
And the Photoshopper should've really spent more time stroking on Ronnie so he doesn't look like he just swallowed a box of F-Cup Cookies and washed it down with a glass of roid tea.
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Hahaha this reminds me of those dudes from Tool Academy jerking off on each other.
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Census Taker (Tina Fey): How would you describe your ethnicity?
Betty White: Superior to Asians, but not as smart as blacks.
What greaseballs !!! These morons should be the last people representing NJ ! Between the 3 of them I doubt we could come up with one brain cell. I'm not even sure why the butterball to the left is even in the shot ... almost seems out of place.
So glad I dont contribute to the ratings for this ridiculous brain dead show !!!
"they didn't know what they were posing for and they didn't ask" LOL no kidding? i'm half italian and i find these guys so effing ugly. i wouldn't date them if they were the last guys on planet EARTH. yuck.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I'd love to be a fly on the wall as they all discuss "WTF -- The Queer Issue!"
"WTF...I'm gonna fucking kick some fucking ass, FUCK!"
Could be interesting.
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"I can resist everything but temptation."
Glad I only know who one of these tricks (the Sitch, of course) is.
The sooner these Jersey Shore stoops wash up on the Jersey Shore the better. They're not only patently boring, they've become insufferably boring.
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As it would have it the Village Voice has spent the whole day explaining that they weren’t necessarily saying that Mickie, Snoopy and Sleazy were gay but looked hot enough to be gay. Upon hearing this Mickie, Snoopy and Sleazy shrugged and asked when the camera man would be back from lunch for the next session of photographs…enough said.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/the-village-voice-queer-issue-fi...
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Submitted by muffintops on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 7:49pm.
i always had a 100 down for "The Situation" being gay. trust.
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I have heard more then one story where he got caught giving some dude a bj in the bathroom of a bar or in a strip club he use to work at.
Maybe he swings both ways.
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People are tired of this shit night after night...we come here to escape from the minutiae of our daily lives...if I wanted to hear crazy people spout insanity, I would call my mother-
So these Guidos on the download: Can it be the New "Hey Mambo,
A boy went back to Napoli
Because he missed the scenery
The native gay dances and the charming songs
But wait a minute, something's wrong
Hey, mambo! Mambo italiano!
Hey, mambo! Mambo italiano
Go, go, go you mixed up sicialiano
All you calabraise-a do the mambo like a crazy with a ya favora italiano from da jazzy
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
i always had a 100 down for "The Situation" being gay. trust.
Downlow Guidos? then these douches are definitely portrayed on the right issue for sure. they are poster boys for that movement...and not even photoshop can fix Situation's old man nose.
LOL
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caca95 ???????? LMAO! That's a very old caca!
Where can I buy me some DL Guido porn at???? You know that shit's gold....Ima get my drank on, light me up a fattie and laugh my ass off....
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You could eat a bowl full of cereal out of the belly button on the left. G'dang!
I hope they didn't tell them that it would say "The Queer Issue" in big letters across the top of the cover.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 4:24pm.
I hate it when guys wear whiskered jeans.
Well I hate it on girls too but especially on these douchenozzles.
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So true my dear, so true, I didnt even know they called them that, I dont have a pair and dont want to own a pair, didnt know what they were called, thanks for the edumacation today. Hugs and Kisses.
Ugh, Ronnie looks like he fucks Trannies, The Shituation used to be a stripper so gay, and Vinnie he looks like he'll fuck anybody and has dream boat meth eyes.
Submitted by Newportjoey on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 4:24pm.
I wonder if they will all look like Jack LaLane when they get fucking old...or if all the gym rat and roids will make them look like Jerry Stiller....ready for the "broziare".....
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Joey, I thought they decided it should be called the Manzier?! Hrmph... ;p
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I wonder if they will all look like Jack LaLane when they get fucking old...or if all the gym rat and roids will make them look like Jerry Stiller....ready for the "broziare".....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I hate it when guys wear whiskered jeans.
Well I hate it on girls too but especially on these douchenozzles.
Over a century of striving to overcome stereotypes and prejudice, and the Italian-American community gets hammered by these losers.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'd put money on the Situation being gay as gay gets. He's way too into himself and brags way too much about how much play he gets, like he's desperately trying to prove to himself as well as everybody else that he's the man.
I kinda like Vinny, he seems sweet and he's not as loud mouthed as the other jerkoffs. Of course, I don't pay much attention to these people other than what is shoved in my face so he may be the biggest douche of them all for all I know.
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is there no pool to see how many STD's are on this cover? am I too late to say: Ronnie has genital warts (and 12 other HPV strains I'm sure), the Situation has herpes, and Vinny has crabs in his left eye.
Vinny is definitely photoshopped...he's still my favorite out of all them though
No, normal men don't wear jeans like that. But more than anything they NEED to put shirts on... those bodies are so nasty.
Never would've expected a reference to Rodney Alcala in a post about these guido losers. I'm impressed.
I hope they really didn't know what issue they were posing for. Much funnier that way.
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"Diego is my best friend and I don't care what he looks like, to me his face makes him special." - 6 yr old Maddison Biddlecombe
love it!! these arrogant, misogynistic fucktards are on the Queer Issue...you go Village Voice and take that you asshole guidos!!!
Wow I just realized this look and newspaper might as well be 20 years old.
How long ago was Mark Wahlberg's famous billboard of him and his Calvin underwears showing? Wasn't that like 1990?
Total douchebags, and I love it even more that they didnt know what they were posing for...and now they are on the cover of the Queer Issue, Karma is never sleeping, Ironic, huh?
Hilarious that these 3 douchebag attention whoring losers would pose for a cover of a magazine, without asking what the issue was. And, that it turned out to be the QUEER issue! Don Guido has just revoked their guido ID cards...
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They are seriously fug...
and I love Italian guys, but these guys are just rank..
NitWitty:
All heaux downs are on hold until the weekend.
I'm in rehab!
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I am happy to say that I have no idea who any of those people are. Nor do I have any desire to find out.
I've never seen one minute of this show, yet I know who they are because of the media bombardment... having said that, as long as the one in the left doesn't talk, I'd give him a handy on the down low.
they made the situation's hips look ridiculous and also looks like he has no package!
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►I hate you, Darlton. I hate your freaking sadistic guts◄
Ronnie's not fat, he's just gay fat.
Regardless, it's fug, fuglier and fugliest.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 2:19pm.
NitWitty:
You nast-AY!
And now that I know that...
here is your membership!
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Why thank you. I've picked a few of your pointers up from your Heaux Confessionals and perfected them.
So when does this Heaux-Down start?
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
"queer" as in ha-ha funny, cuz that's what is shit is...
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conscience off...dick on...
If at LEAST one of these douchebags ain't gay I will eat a whole bottle of suntaning lotion.
I remember hearing about them posing for this and being confused since they all claim to be straight; this is too funny.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
It funny how they cut out the hips from the guys in center and right, but they didn't do the same for the fat turds' belly.
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Those pictures are awful. specially the abs/shading shit! so weird. NOW.. if there was some..italian sausage hanging out...heck...I...what...back in a bit
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 2:19pm.
Chiri! another one, this is getting to be too much!!!!
Hey Snowy! I've been missing you!
"It was a setup" is the phrase that pays, don't you know?
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"I want to give you a hand job with my mouth" - Korean Abdul-Jabbar.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 2:09pm.
LOL NITTTAAAAAYYYYYY! you foolio
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LMAO So True! But birds of a feather! hahah xoxox
And I was screaming for my friend to give me her hand wipes afterwards...Was hysterical.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.